“average person loses their head 3 times a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. the average person loses their head 0 times per year. Striders Georg, who lives in cave & is decapitated over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
you must be lying if you haven't thought (or this has probs been done before lol) that with that Percy is piper's older brother! AU, Percy catching Jason and Piper doing it and Percy reacting like Ross in Friends when he saw Monica and Chandler xD (someone already talk about this I'm sure like @cindersart but idk)
Bruh. Bruh, that was literally my post. I specifically used a gif of Ross yelling “get off my sister” because that was my immediate thought.
something is definitely hidden beneath that fedora, probably a nuke. beautiful cinnamon roll, too good for this world, to pure. has definitely been in many fights, probably most of them with pete. could try, but why would you want to? again. beautiful cinnamon roll. too good for this world. too pure.
don't fight patrick.
too powerful for you. the sheer magnitude of xvx rage contained in this small, tattooed body will probably destroy you without even needing to move. a sweet, sweet summer child, who could probably take on on the juggernaut.
DO NOT FIGHT ANDY.
bad back, easily pushed over, definitely not going to put up much of a fight. looks tall, but only really in comparison to other, much shorter men. really only about 5'10". HOWEVER; since 2003 it hath been written as such: fight joe, fight andy by proxy.
absolutely under no circumstances fight joe.
like 5'6", but infused with the build up muscular build of having carried around various children for many years. weaknesses: no longer angry, now a happy sunshine man, probably will not hit you back.
why would you fight him he'll probably just cry.
protected by Marcus, basically superman if superman were a bodyguard. bad plan. 0/10, would not recommend.