this has probably been made before

worst batman au
  • bruce: i need to have a theme to fight crime... what should it be...
  • alfred: do you need something master bruce
  • bruce: *stares at alfred for a long moment*
  • A YEAR LATER
  • random citizen: you did it again, English Butler Man!
  • bruce, wearing a suit and an oversized paper-maché mask of alfred's face: indeed *backflips off building*

one time i quit a job at a pizza parlor in a mall and i almost finished out my two weeks but two days before the end of it i hit my forehead on my bathroom sink in the middle of the night and gave myself a goose egg and a future scar and i went in to work the next day anyway but i think was probably concussed so i just sort of silently ragequit and walked out the back door and never spoke to any of them again and ran through the mall service corridors out through the court of food, i put on my glasses and took off my pizza logo cap, my hair was a mess, i was dressed in all black, my scab opened up so i was bleeding from the forehead, running, and probably glowering like an angry baby, and as i turned to run down the escalator i heard someone say “harry potter???”

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Summery: Having finally recovered all seven of his emeralds, Chaos sets out to the domain of Solaris. Assuming only danger has befallen her, Chaos aims to demand the omnipotent entity tell him where to find his friend Tikal. However, having been absent for millenia, the Sun God sees this visit as a chance for all the order to finally meet and address their issues with the aquatic aggressor.

((Hey everyone! I made a post before but just to recap this drabble has been a really long time coming and is a combination of multiple parts with lots of dialog and doodles i did in this same style. Its a good seven parts long plus a little half-part that is meant to help flesh-out the other gods, and is broken up so that no part is unbearably long. Each part will have a summery of itself under the overall summery, and a part length section since the size is pretty spurratic. I will queue the parts to publish probably daily so as to not flood anyones dashboard.

Additionally this drabble marks two big things for this blog:
 - one is that it advances a plot a friend of mine have going which will end in me finally having a tikal partner again and thus a much less pissy Chaos
 - the other is that on its conclusion, I will be making a side-blog for the other deities of this zone. This is not another RP account, in the event another deity shows up in an RP I will still be using this blog. Rather this instead will be a dedicated ask-blog for the AU i’ve been creating this whole time and will feature a bunch of my art to answer questions anyone might have for the deities of Sonic’s universe.

So if ya do read the drabble and find yourself liking the characterizations of any of the gods, please look forward to that! With that said though it is a really really long drabble, and so I definitely don’t blame anyone for not reading it. Thats why I made the summerys. 

Anywho thank you for reading and I hope again that everyone who does read enjoys!))

So the quality is crap but… Just repeating myself from insta
So, just here recently, I found @crankgameplays through Markiplier’s Mario Kart videos. I quickly became a fan and, honestly, I am a bit sad that I wasn’t part of the crew before. Everything I’ve seen or heard about the early crew has been nothing but positive and I’m nostalgic for it, even as a newcomer. Ethan is such a kind hearted, genuine soul who has made me laugh harder on my own in the past week than I have in the past few years. He’s brought tears to my eyes and smiles to my lips. This probably sounds super dumb, but he’s made me happy.
So, I drew this because I really wanted to give him a hug?? But I can’t?? He’s so adorable though and I am so glad I discovered him.
Keep being you, my dude, you’re doing something amazing.
Also, where did you get the red sweater, it looks so comfortable!

Friendly reminder that

- Piper is Native American

- Hazel is black

- Frank is Chinese

- Leo is Latino

Please don’t whitewash. Representation is important.

The Election of 1800

M: “It’s crazy that the guy who comes in second gets to be Vice President”
J: “Yeah, you know what? We can change that. You know why?”
M: “Why?”
J: “‘Cuz I’m the Preside–”
B: “Y-You can’t just do that!
J:

  hey guys, just thought i’d whip together a list of some of my favourite authors most motivational   quotes. i especially love using these in bullet journal spreads. hope everyone is having a wonderful new year!            


          oscar wilde 

  “we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars” 

  “always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much” 

  “with freedom, books, flowers and the moon, who could not be happy?” 

  “to love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance” 

  “be yourself; everyone else is already taken” 

  “to live is the rarest thing in the world. most people exist, that is all” 

  “it is what you read when you don’t have to that determines what you will be when you can’t help it" 

  "you can never be overdressed or overeducated” 

  “yes: i am a dreamer. for a dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world”


          fyodor dostoyevsky

   "there is no subject so old that something new cannot be said about it" 

  “power is given only to those who dare to lower themselves and pick it up. only one thing matters, one thing; to be able to dare” 

  “happiness does not lie in happiness, but in the achievement of it” 

  “the cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month”

  “to live without hope is to cease to live” 


         james joyce 

  “i am tomorrow, or some future day, what i establish today. i am today what i established yesterday or some previous day” 

  “a man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors… are the portals of discovery” 

  “he found in the world without as actual what was in his world within as possible” 

  “life is the great teacher” 


         charles dickens 

  “the sun himself is weak when he first rises, and gathers strength and courage as the day gets on” 

  “there are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast”“a loving heart is the truest wisdom” 

  “i ask only to be free. the butterflies are free” 

  “we forge the chains we wear in life” 

  “an idea, like a ghost, must be spoken to a little before it will explain itself” 

  “no one is useless in this world who lightens the burden of it to anyone else” 


         franz kafka 

  “start with what is right, rather than with what is acceptable” 

  “anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old” 

  “logic may indeed be unshakeable, but it cannot withstand a man who is determined to live” 

  “a book should serve as the axe for the frozen sea within us” 

  “believing in progress does not mean believing that any progress has yet been made” 

  “my ‘fear’ is my substance, and probably the best part of me” 


         ivan turgenev 

  “we sit in the mud, my friend, and reach for the stars” 

  “if we wait for the moment when everything, absolutely everything is ready, we shall never begin” 

  “time sometimes flies like a bird, and sometimes crawls like a worm, but people may be unusually happy when they do not even notice if time has gone quickly or slowly” 

  “don’t be ruled by others; to belong to oneself- the whole savour of life lies in that” 

  “we’re young, we’re not monsters, no fools: we’ll conquer happiness for ourselves” 


         george orwell 

  “happiness can exist only in finding acceptance" 

  "the essence of being human is that one does not seek perfection” 

  “freedom is the right to tell people what they do not want to hear” 


         victor hugo 

  “laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face” 

  “music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent” 

  “curiosity is one of the forms of feminine bravery” 

  “to learn to read is to light a fire; every syllable that is spelled out is a spark” 

  “to love beauty is to see light” 

  “adversity makes men” 

  “our acts make or mar us, we are the children of our own deeds” 

  “there is nothing like a dream to create the future” 

  “all the forces in the world are not as powerful as an idea whose time has come”

  “perseverance, secret of all triumphs”

Yuri on Ice interview translation - PASH! 2017/03 (p10-11)

The second part of the episode commentary by Mitsurou Kubo! I have now fixed it with all the italic & bold parts as in the magazine (in the magazine they are actually bold & bolder). If you have any questions please send me a private message and I’ll reply when I have some time.

You can find the first commentary about episodes 1-6 here.

Just a note: when she quotes lines from the episodes I’m not using any of the “official” English translations, I’m translating them as I would translate them myself, so they might not be like you are used to hear them, but I think you will understand which lines they are anyway.

The translation is under the cut because it’s long.

***If you wish to share this translation please do it by reblogging or posting a link to it***

***Re-translating into other languages is ok but please mention that this post is the source***

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I honestly feel for Lance when it comes to him disliking Keith, especially in the beginning of the show

Here he’s told that he wouldn’t even be a fighter pilot if it wasn’t for Keith dropping out

I can’t even imagine how bad that must’ve made him feel, almost like he didn’t have a purpose there at all because of Keith. If you think about it, Keith being better than him in the Galaxy Garrison probably made him feel inferior and unimportant, which is why he developed a grudge against him in the first place. 

This feeling of inferiority and being put down before Keith is why he always feels as if he was one-upping him. 

Then there’s the fact of Shiro who he looks up to a lot and has literally called him his hero, and it has probably already been made aware to Lance how close he is to Keith. This also put him at a disadvantage when it comes to being noticed by him.

This is most likely why he blew up at Shiro that time when he chose Keith over him to come on the mission. He probably felt that Shiro was favouring Keith just because of their closeness, even though he has practically the same potential as him, and even more if anything. 

Then there’s Allura

Lance is always flirting with her and trying to make moves, but she never seems interested or cares in the slightest. 

Then she happens to become involved with Keith and it’s really no surprise why Lance would be jealous

He’s trying so hard with her and then he gets the impression that she may be more interested in Keith, someone who is literally always stealing the spotlight from him. I can’t even imagine how low that made him feel too.

Even though I feel like their relationship is slowly improving, because we got to see in season two how Lance actually cares about Keith

I think this issue of him being put below and feeling inferior to him will be very serious in season three now that Shiro’s gone

Who did Shiro put his faith in to lead the team if anything happened to him? Oh yeah, Keith. Then there’s also the fact that Lance felt like a seventh wheel

During this scene he made Shiro proud of him, which is why it was such an important moment. Shiro praised him, making him feel valuable and like an important part of the team. 

Then he disappears, and the news is going to be broken that he wants Keith to lead instead of Lance? Leading Voltron is a big deal, and if Lance finds out that Shiro has no faith in him to lead, that’s going to kill him guys I can just feel it. 

Keith and Lance, especially Lance, are going to have to overcome their differences if they want to move forward in Voltron and eventually find Shiro. Lance needs to face his inferiority problems with Keith, only then can they work properly together without any issues. Except if that doesn’t happen, there’s going to be a lot of conflict this season with them and no progress in their relationship. 

And that’s exactly what we don’t want, considering I’m almost 99.9% sure Keith doesn’t even hate or dislike Lance, he only has to feel that way because of how Lance acts towards him. 

things that we forgot that happened last night (AKA it was only 95% bad):

  • Maggie has been sleeping over at Alex’s on a regular basis
  • Alex is 28
  • Alex makes maggie breakfast 
  • maggie drinks her coffee black
  • she also likes her bagels dry and double toasted,
  • Maggie knew that Alex was right for her
  • Maggie knew that she was right for Alex
  • Maggie likes guns and scotch and tiramisu and bonsai trees
  • Maggie probably has bonsai trees in her apartment 
  • Maggie has a key to Alex’s apartment
  • Alex wrote Maggie a poem and made her a cake of Lady Fingers ‘,:)
  • Alex put silk sheets on her bed before she was gonna bang maggie
  • Alex owns lingerie (which she will definitely be using with maggie in the future)
  • Maggie can still just walk into the DEO without Alex there. like she just walks in
  • Maggie has curly swoopy handwriting
  • Alex does Not have chyler’s ugly ass back tattoo (noah fence chy)
  • Maggie knows Alex's size well enough to buy a dress for her
  • Chyler (finally) opened her mouth for that kiss