this has been stuck in my head all day

voices in my head boyf riends edition

joomlemy heeeer: of all the voices in my head the loudest one is mine
squoop: but bro ure a loser
jinglemy: loudest ONE IS MINE
skeep: but ure not even dating christine bro
jamlery: louDEST ONE IS MINE
smap: but u havent kissed michae-
jeepleremy: -LOUDEST ONE IS MINE!!1!1!1!!111!
jankleremy: *cough* no homo *cough*

new concept poem mash-ups:

Do not go gentle into that good night,
i carry your heart with me(i carry it in
my heart)
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
(here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud
and the sky of the sky of a tree called life;which grows
higher than soul can hope or mind can hide)
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.

i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart)

so i was thinking ,,, if we were to have the calanmai scene from acotar in a modern au form…it would be an annual spring break university party at a frat house with drunk and touchy feely jocks all around, feyre would be the freshmen who stumbled in after her douchey, captain of the football team boyfriend told her to stay in her dorms….rhys would be the the slightly shady political science major who showed up only because he was tired of being holed up and liked to people watch (aka judge) jocks….feyre would encounter some unwanted drunk company and rhys would step in immediately and they would back off because no one wants to mess with this guy who has a history of getting people kicked out by pulling up shit on them…while all of this happens where have you been blares on the speakers

Shit that wont leave my mind so im getting it out thete:Trimberly finding a wolf pup alone in the woods during one of their walks

Like the pup is just laying in the bushes and in the surrounding area they see foul play so they know the mother is no where around and it doesnt look like the rest of the pack is coming back (they hide in a tree and wait to see) and trini picks up the lil dude b/c she refuses to leave him (“he doesnt even have teeth kimberly! We’re taking him.”)and they take him back to the ship to be looked at by alpha

Obvi they keep the lil guy and raise him. Kimberly refers to him as their son(“trini your son is chewing up my English report!” “oh NOW hes MY son??”) and reminds the boys(alpha included) to be good uncles to their fur nephew and obviously they are by always buying toys,treats jason even brings lil Dante a spare mattress from his house for him to sleep on(“a bed fit for a king)

She introduces zordon to the pup "Thats your grandpa zordon.” (He pees on the morphing grid)

So dante grows up in the ship trotting around the woods while the rangers are at school/work(alpha and billy make him a transporting collar with all their ranger collars on it to get him back to the top)and taking on putties with his mothers and uncles during training.

Hes a hulking big guy. Black(zack claims is tribute to him) with a white patch on his left eye,a right foot and some random white pat hes throughout his body (jason trains him to use his markings as camouflage)

And when they all move out of their homes and into a house just outside of town dante comes with them more than willing to be with his moms anywhere they went

And thats how the rangers ended up with a wolf mascot 😂