this has been posted before but oh well

“ᴡᴏᴡ, ɪᴛ’s ᴀɴ ʜᴏɴᴏʀ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ᴀ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ sʜᴀᴍʙᴀʟɪ! ᴍᴏɴᴅᴀᴛᴛᴀ ᴡᴀs ᴀɴ ɪɴsᴘɪʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ.”“ᴛᴏ ᴜs ᴀʟʟ. ɪ ᴍɪss ʜɪᴍ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛʟʏ.”

*After a battle*

Ignis: Is everyone alright?

Prompto: I’m gay for noctis

Noctis: what did you say?

Prompto: *sweating nervously* I said i’m okay and so is noctis

Noctis: …

Ignis: …

Prompto: …

Say daddy
  • Endeavor: Okay Shouto, say daddy
  • Todoroki: Mommy
  • Endeavor: No son, daddy
  • Todoroki: Mommy
  • Endeavor: FUCK, no DADDY
  • Todoroki: Fuck
  • Endeavor: What? No da-
  • Shouto's mom: I'm home!
  • Todoroki: Fuck!
  • Shouto's mom: SHOUTO! Who'd you learn that from?!
  • Todoroki: Daddy!