this has been one of the least coherent recs i have ever made

anonymous asked:

Could you recommend me some good Bamon fanfictions to read? Thank you.

you know I will adore you (‘til eternity) by Tarafina - human, fluffy, domestic, post “Home” bamon at its finest. It’s super well written and the slow burn from friendship to romance is so good. It’s a work in progress but the chapters are long enough to make you both satisfied and crave for more.
Dormiente by Swamy - this one will break your heart, rip it to shreds and rebuilt it again in the most delicious way. It’s poetry and a classic, I’ve read it 3 times already. P.S.: be sure to read the follow up, Divenire, which is just as good!
The Devil Within by xthesebonesx - so so good. Damon and Bonnie are so in character here, it’s amazing! Give it a try and you won’t regret it, I promise ;)
Perfect Strangers by BellaFortuna - my new addiction. MARRIED!BAMON!!!! You just don’t see those often in our fandom, sadly. This story is great. They are married but they don’t like each other, I won’t spoil the plot for you but there are some bickering, some fighting and also some sexy times in this one.
30 Shades of Red by Lapis Love - talking about sexy times, read this one. Many steamy bamon moments written by the one and only, miss Lapis Love (check her page). And there’s a plot, a really interesting one that makes you keep guessing. I assure you it’s 38923 times better than 50SoG could ever be.
Aspetto Te by Swamy - another post-”Home” one. It’s a one-shot that will give you all the right “feels”, which is something Swamy’s stories always do. But this one is special. Another gift for the bamon fandom from her. Seriously, stop what you’re doing right now and go read it!
The Other Side by Zesty Bod - post “Home” too, where Damon and Bonnie end up in an alternate version of Mystic Falls, different than the one we’ve seen on the show, and MUCH better than the canon version, in my opinion. I definitely want to read this one again, and I will.
Damned If She Do by xthesebonesx - Bonnie/Damon/Katherine threesome. And a good one. This one-shot made myself, someone who isn’t sympathetic towards Katherine at all, actually like her. Go read it. Actually, anything written by xthesebonesx is A++, just saying.
Adverse Effect by Farie Insignias - I think almost everyone in the bamon fandom has either read this one or at least heard other bamon shippers talking about it. If you haven’t, I recommend you get started on this one asap. Without giving too much away, it’s basically Bonnie going back to 1864 and meeting human!Damon. And yes, it’s that good, trust me.
Elements of an Illfated Romance by Sweet-Tahira - this fanfic has been completed since 2011, but still holds a place among my favorites. It’s so beautiful and poetic, anon. I dare you to read this one and not get “all the feels”.
Effervescent by RoseGoldExile - multichapter, M rated bamon romance with a fantastic plot. Bonnie and Damon are so badass here *fans self*. And it’s completed, bless! **ETA: Effervescent is a work yet in progress.
Hallmark Rejects by irishcookie - this two-shot is meant to be read when you’re in bed, under the blankets and in need of some bamon fluffy/cuteness. It’s based in one of my favorite poems and it’s brilliant! I never read anything like it, I really love this one.
Bamon by RockerChick08 - the first bamon fanfic I started to read when I joined this fandom. Damon and Bonnie have a kid and a few complications. It’s cute, fluffy, domestic, sexy and simply amazing! I. Need. An. Update. *cries*

These are the ones that come to mind right now but, trust me, there are so many more awesome bamon stories out there. It’s no secret that bamon fanfiction writers are gifted and can actually write better, more coherent, stories than the actual show. I have 2 other fanfiction rec masterposts here and here. Both are in need of an update though, which I’m working on. Anyway, I hope this post was helpful.

anonymous asked:

This might be the worlds worst request but if you could do a recap post about the Brooklyn nine-nine panel that would be so appreciated!

sorry i just now got around to answering this fsdkkfs also this might be the worlds worst answer but i will try to remember as much detail as i can!! basically everything they said was just really joke-y to the point of silliness and there was no definitive answer to any of the questions really, so here are just some random things i remember:

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I’ve done a JOTUNN!LOKI RECS set a time or two before, but there’s a reason that it’s one of the most popular tropes in fandom–there’s so much that can be done with it, from plot-related stuff to building an entirely different relationship between the characters to porn things! And I want pretty much all of them.

I like to think this is a good variety of things you’ll find with Jotunn!Loki fics, whether feelings-laden or about the sexy times, so hopefully you should find at least one thing you like on the list! (And I will work on the other suggestions next time, thank you for the good directions! ♥)

XVII by stereobone, thor/loki, NSFW, arranged marriage, jotunn!loki, intersex!loki, 20k

The marriage itself is a symbol of peace between Jötunheim and Asgard. The two realms have long been at war but this union is a mark of new times, peace times. Thor just wishes there were another way. He has never even seen his betrothed before, he only knows his name: Loki. He is King Laufey’s second son, and he is to be Thor’s until their death.

Black As Coal by Runie (Runic), thor/loki, NSFW, jotunn!loki, arranged marriage, intersex!loki, happy ending, 6k

It is tradition for the Æsir to give cats to new brides. For Loki, the little kitten Thor gifts to him is all he has, until he falls into a conspiracy to rid Thor of his Jotun Queen.

Waiting for the Moon to Rise by cavaleira, thor/loki, NSFW, jotunn!loki, intersex!loki, king!thor, prostitution/brothel au, 77.8k

As the newly crowned king of Asgard, Thor’s life is filled with stress as he as he navigates political intrigue and struggles to figure out what kind of king he wants to be. Desperately in need of a night of relaxation, he finds himself at a brothel he used to frequent in his youth. It’s there that Thor spends an evening in the arms of beautiful courtesan named Loki, and his whole world changes in ways he never could have imagined.

Spoils of War by SergeantHiddles (EleventyOne), thor & loki, war trophy!loki, jotunn!loki, implied non-con, 3.9k

In return for quelling Laufey’s rebellion, Odin gives Thor Laufey’s youngest son as a slave. Captured and alone, Loki waits in fear of what he will suffer at Thor’s hands. However, Thor turns out to be much kinder than Loki expected him to be.

Boom Baby Boom by Runie (Runic), thor/loki + other asgardians, NSFW, jotunn!loki, intersex!loki, 1.7k

There is a certain Jotun Ambassador that is rather skilled at getting under Thor’s skin.

of shame and trust by agitation, thor/loki, jotunn!loki, arranged marriage, intersex!loki, in heat!loki possible eventual pregnant!loki, 1k

Asgard and Jotunheim decide an arranged marriage would help preserve the peace and benefit both kingdoms. Loki is a runt, and has had children before being married to Thor, and Laufey discreetly (but publicly) makes that known.

Loki is a little shit for the nth time but that’s what we’re all here for, so, eh, fuck it. P.S. there’s also porn by thisdorkyficthing, thor/loki + other thor characters, NSFW, jotunn!loki, intersex!loki, pregnant!loki, fluff, happy au, 84.9k

Guilt bubbled up in his belly, not for the first time since he decided he needed to find a way to get out of Jotunheim permanently, but it was worse now that his plans seemed to be falling into place. For all his faults, Loki loved his father and knew he had his reasons to try and shelter him. Loki felt bad about having to trick him, but he’d never let Loki go otherwise. Asgard was going to be his home. Whether anyone else liked it or not.

Custom by lies_d, thor/loki, NSFW, dub con/non con, jotunn!loki, 2.3k

Norsekink prompt based on ric951’s fanart. Thor and other highly-ranked noble Aesir have to prove their manhood by bedding a member of another race, the most difficult - and worthy - being a Jotun. Thor sets his sights on the sorcerous Prince of Jotunheim

Transaction by EliraWinter, thor/loki + other asgardians, NSFW, arranged marriage, pregnant!loki, jotunn!loki, fluff, 14k

The young Jotun Prince, Loki, is given to Asgard as a bride for Thor in exchange for peace.

Red, Blue and Gold by K_dAzrael, thor/loki, NSFW, jotunn!loki, 2.5k

“Oh, don’t fret – I’ve lain with Aesir before.” Loki covered his mouth with his hand, eyebrows raising in an exaggerated show of dismay. “Oh dear, I wasn’t supposed to say that, was I?“

‘til nothing else remains (except the fires from which I came) by UndergroundValentine, thor/loki, NSFW, jotunn!loki, intersex!loki, in heat!loki, 7.6k

Growing up had been a rather strange and indefinitely frustrating experience for Loki. Where most male frost giants became burly with age and training, shoulders broad and muscles defined, Loki was toned and lithe, and the cunt he’d spent years ignoring as equally as his cock began to moisten with heat.

1,000 by Misaya, thor/loki + other asgardians, NSFW, jotunn!loki, intersex!loki, some fem!loki, crossdressing, 5.3k

For Loki and Thor’s millennial anniversary, the Jotunheimr royal court comes to visit. Laufey is unperturbed by Loki’s choice of gender, Odin is willing to give the frost giants the benefit of the doubt, and Loki wears a corset. Because Darcy said it would be good. And Darcy was right, as it turns out.

30 Day OTP Porn Challenge! - 11. Explaining their relationship to a disapproving third party by amberfox17 [ mobile ver. ], thor/loki, NSFW, jotunn!loki, warlord!thor, dancer!loki, 3.8k

Loki stands before the mirror and carefully winds the seventh and final veil around his head. It is quite a challenge to secure the gauzy fabric around his horns: too tight, and he will not be able to slide it free during the performance; too loose, and it will slide down his hair and reveal his face too soon.

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