this has been in my drafts for quite a while now

What Your Fave BNHA Character Says About You:

I got quite some asks a while ago about “What does my fave say about me???” and I wanna answer all of them and also no new chapter which is crushing:

Class 1-A: Alphabetized

Aoyama Yuuga: you have horrible self-esteem issues and cover it up by attracting attention to yourself because you want the attention but have absolutely no idea what to do with it once you have it

Ashido Mina: a loud passionate person with a fondness for dress-up (everyday wear or costumes, it doesn’t matter) and people are shocked to find out your level of nerdiness because like… “you don’t look like a nerd…”

Bakugou Katsuki: a spitfire on the inside and sometimes on the outside. You spicy af and people tell you to tone it down. Was a genius in middle school but then found out about everyone else catching up. Has a SUPER fear of failure.

Hagakure Tooru: A cute little flower who blends into the background but never fear, all that gossip is here! People forget you a lot, but you’re used to it. Gotta keep that positive attitude!!!!

Iida Tenya: People tell you you’re weird a lot and they also tell you you’re annoying but you’re just trying to help. Smart af when it comes to what you know, but pretty clueless otherwise.

Jirou Kyouka: You have that one piece of clothing you love dearly and have owned for years and people are shocked to see you whenever you’re not wearing it. Actual music hoe. *takes out one earbud* whut

Kaminari Denki: Admit it you’re an irl troll face but deep down you’re actually the rarest of pepes. Just wants to be loved by friends but you also want a date to prom so jokingly-for-real ask people out on dates. It hasn’t really worked.

Kirishima Eijirou: You love The Gays™ or are irl gay yourself. You’re an actual cinnamon roll but you’re hella burnt on the inside so you’ve got a spine of steel. You love your friends and aren’t afraid to say it. HUGS FOR EVERYONE

Kouda Kouji: You little animal lover you~ <3 ! Shy and sweet, people tell you that you don’t talk much but you’re just anxious. Will talk about your passions until you pass out but if it’s in front of strangers then NO THANKS

Midoriya Izuku: Actual cinnamon roll just trying your best, you’re smart with what you’re passionate about but that also makes you a giant nerd. You have that one weird little quirk that nobody understands so you hide it a lot. 

Mineta Minoru: You’re goofy and the squad clown but also naive af. Might not be noticeable on the outside but UR A SINNER HARRY. You read way too much fanfiction because actual porn feels weird/ is too much

Ojiro Mashirao: You like to stick to the background but you also want people to notice when you’ve achieved something so you’re stuck in this cycle of “I want this to look good but also original but not too weird but also cool but also…”

Satou Rikkidou: Your resting bitch face almost has yourself fooled but there’s nothing that can comfort you like food and your best bro can. Is really good at cooking. Part of the “Support Everyone But Forgets Yourself” Squad.

Sero Hanta: You come off as harmless but deep down you’re a disgusting memer waiting for the perfect moment to pun and meme. Your health is important, look at this article you printed off just for your friends’ cringe

Shouji Mezou: You’re quiet at first but hella observant so you can tell the moment to open up and let people see how harmless you are on the inside. Gentle soul who only want the best for others. Will kill/die to protect others.

Todoroki Shouto: You’ve been deeply hurt by someone you looked up to and you know you’re still messed up. You’re trying to grow away from the pain but it’s hard. A little wrapped up in your head, you want to love others again.

Tokoyami Fumikage: You know every word to “Welcome to the Black Parade”. You like really cool, dark and edgy things so your inner emo is Strong™. People tell you that you need to cool your chill and warm up. flip them the bird.

Tsuyu Asui: IRL perfect friend, you are the mom friend/ big sis friend of the group who makes sure everyone stays together and doesn’t do stupid shit. At least, doesn’t do stupid shit without you. Pokèmon was a lifestyle, once.

Uraraka Ochako: Looks innocent on the outside but will punch a guy if they step over that very clear line. Friends and family are to be protected at all costs. You’re so cheap, people laugh but in reality you’re scared to spend money. 

Yaoyorozu Momo: Smart af and pretty too, you’re so used to things coming easily to you that you panic as soon as something seems hard. In group projects you’re the one that does 95% of the work. You’re (kinda) ok with this.

Alright, I covered Class 1-A first, but if your fave isn’t on this list, or you wanna look up your other faves, I left it all under the cut!

BONUS:

All Might/ Toshinori Yagi: Actual cinnamon roll trying their best to be a good guardian and lead those who are lost. Is the actual biggest dork around. Tries to be cool but simply… isn’t. We love you anyways. Pls take care of yourself too.

Eraserhead/ Aizawa Shouta: you’re extra salty in need of a nap and still care about everyone around you but still like to fuck with them to show you care. Is a cat person and feels like you can only get along with other cat people.

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Dating Luhan Would Include

This has been sitting, unfinished, in my drafts for quite some time now. So, I slapped it together and now I can finally say that I am finished with this little series! So much relief ^^”

Other Members: Baekhyun Chanyeol | Chen | Kyungsoo | Kai | Kris | Lay | Sehun | Suho |Tao | Xiumin


• him absolutely MELTING when you use aegyo to get him to do something he really doesn’t want to

• like, he’d adamantly deny your request until you pull out your best aegyo skills, ‘cause like, he’s all manly and shit on the outside, but he’s got a ridiculous soft spot for all things cute n’ adorable

• ALWAYS being amazed when he solves his Rubik’s cute. How the hell does one person solve it so quickly? Witchcraft, I tell you!

• I hope you’re into sports, 'cause this guy’s gonna haul you to a ton of games, or force you to cheer along beside him at home while watching on tv

• video game competitions. You’d better hone your skills, honey, 'cause he ain’t gonna hold back

• cooking every meal for him when he’s home, 'cause he can’t cook worth a damn, but he’s also just so in love with your home cookin’

• him purposely annoying you every so often, purely because he thinks you’re super adorable when you’re mad

• coaxing him into going on tons of roller coasters n’ such at the amusement park

• but then feeling totally terrible when you realize how much his fear of heights affects him, even when he’s just trying to be manly and brave for you

• always having a perfectly-made cup o’ coffee ready for him when he wakes up, and he’s just gonna be so grateful because he loves coffee and he loves you and it’s all just so PERFECT

• not having to worry too much about getting on his nerves, 'cause he’s got a relatively good temper. Like, he’d never lose his shit for something silly

• him taking FOREVER and a day to finally allow you to sleep in his bed, 'cause having other people on his bed really just isn’t his favourite thing in the world

• but once you start sleeping over, he’s gonna miss the days when you aren’t able to and the other side of the bed is filled with a cold emptiness

• horror movie marathons. And like, he’s gonna love nothing more than when you bury your face in his chest during the movie when you’re scared, 'cause he’ll just feel so damn manly and impressive

• I can totally see him being into couple items. Like, it’d start off with simple, almost unnoticeable things like matching phone cases, but it’d take off quickly and before you know it, he’s got entire couple outfits coordinated for you two

• PDA is a total must with this kid, like he’s just gonna want everybody, and anybody, to know that you’re all his

• him being just an all-around caring boyfriend. Like, he’s going to take such good care of you, even to the point of spoiling you absolutely rotten, but he’d do anything to keep you happy and he’s just going to be so in love, and completely devoted to you

Technically Single

GROUP: BTS

GENRE: Angst/Fluff

PAIRING: Reader/Hoseok (J-Hope)

WORD COUNT: 1,708

PLOT: Based on the song Technically Single by Taylor Buono. You and Hoseok are more than friends but not quite together and you need to end this or start something fast otherwise you’re about to go absolutely mental.

AUTHOR’S NOTE: So I haven’t written for BTS in so long and I’m so sorry lol. This has been sitting unfinished in my drafts for a while now but I finally got the motivation to work on it. I hope you guys like it(: Please give Hobi some love. 

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“Hey baby…” a deep voice rumbled from beside you, their arm snaking around your waist. You frowned and gently pried it off you, turning slightly to shoot the stranger a strained smile before grabbing your drink off the bar and heading back to your table of friends. You heard the guy throw a string of curses your way before the crowd drowned him out and you found yourself sighing in relief.

“(Y/N)! Where have you been?” your friend whined, hand gesturing for you to take a seat. You scanned the booth briefly, realising the only free seat was by Hoseok. You smiled awkwardly, mumbling something about being at the bathroom as you sat yourself down next to him. Immediately his arm came to rest snugly over your shoulder and you nearly let yourself blush at the possessive notion before grimacing at the realisation that the two of you weren’t actually together. Not technically anyway.

You and Hoseok had been friends since you both debuted in Big Hit, though your relationship was not exactly platonic. Flirting and excessive touching was a norm for the both of you but there was never any indication that you were officially together. He would constantly text you, ask you about your day as though you were both committed but when asked if the two of you were going out Hoseok would laugh nervously and shake his head, asking where the other person even got the idea.

Your friend noticed your expression and shot you a questioning look, eyes gesturing towards his arm, to which you shrugged pathetically. Hoseok didn’t seem to notice, continuing his conversation with the busty girl on his right whilst you shifted uncomfortably at his flirtatious choices of words. Your friend Jackson must have pitied your unfortunate situation because he slipped out the other side of the booth to offer a hand down to you, offering you a dance.

You smiled gratefully, taking his hand to let him guide you to the dance floor. Cautiously placing his hands on your waist, the both of you slowly began dancing. There was an awkward giggle between the two of you before it developed into a laugh and soon enough you found yourself having fun for the first time tonight. By the time the 5th song ended your cheeks were burning from smiling so much and your feet were starting to ache from all the dancing.

“Maybe we should take a break?” you suggested, tugging on Jackson’s arm in the direction of the bar. He whined in return but complied, trailing behind you. Once you were sat comfortably on a bar stool Jackson ordered the both of you some water, dismissing your protests with a lecture on health making you pout but agree, taking the glass of water with a small smile on your face.

“So what’s going on with you and Hoseok?” Jackson asked, nodding his head in the direction of your table.

“Huh? What do you mean?” You feigned nonchalance, scanning the surface of your drink.

“What do you mean ‘what do I mean’? You know what I’m talking about. Are you guys together? Are you single?”

You chewed on your lip thoughtfully, wondering how to phrase your current situation.  “Technically… I’m single. Emotionally? Unavailable.” you muttered, your head falling limply into your palm.

“That… Actually makes perfect sense.” Jackson chuckled before his face softened and he shot you a sympathetic smile. “Maybe you should talk to him about it.” he suggested.

“Maybe.” you sighed before getting up to go grab your things, intending to head home.

“He’s been staring at you all night.” Jackson informed you finally before you stalked out of earshot.

Back in your room and out of your tight dress, you snuggled deep into your comforter and pulled out your phone. You hesitated before clicking on ‘messages’, your finger hovering over the name with a bright pink heart on the end.

Before you could even think about a conversation starter, your phone rung with an incoming call.

“Hey you left early tonight. Weren’t you having fun?” Hoseok’s raspy voice came through the receiver sending a rush of warmth throughout your body. You really loved his voice.

“I was. I’m just really tired.” you told him honestly, pulling your hair out of its bun.

“You didn’t seem too tired when you were on the dance floor with Jackson…” he commented with what he hoped sounded like curiosity. You could easily hear the bitterness in his tone.

You scoffed and rolled your eyes. The nerve of this guy. “I didn’t think you’d notice with your eyes buried so deep in that girl’s bosom.” you shot back.

“Are we really doing this?” he asked exasperatedly and with the way you were fighting you nearly believed you were together.

You stayed quiet, thinking about your next words before deciding enough was enough. “What are we Hoseok?” you asked bluntly, your voice full of fatigue.

Taken aback by your sudden question, he paused.

“W-what do you mean?” he stuttered.

“You know what I mean. I’m tired of this; whatever this is. I think it’s about time we have this conversation.”

“(Y/N)..”

“No, listen. Tell me if I’m wrong but there is something between us. It isn’t anything solid but it’s something and… I don’t know. My heart’s on my sleeve but you keep walking all over it. You’ve got got no obligation towards me and that must be amazing, but I don’t get anything out of it. Do you know how many nights I’ve stayed up thinking about this? Every time someone asks me what we are I don’t have an answer because I really don’t know. Do you even like me Hoseok?”

Your words seemed to struck a nerve because suddenly he was spluttering, “of course I do! You’re the most amazing person I’ve ever met.”

“Then why are we here? Why are we stuck in this grey patch between a relationship and not? It’s not fair that I have to feel all this anxiousness and confusion when you clearly don’t seem to care.”

“I do care! I just-” he sighed, “I don’t think I’m good enough for you.”

“What are you talking about?” your heart was thumping a hundred miles a minute as you played with the edge of your blanket. If anything you weren’t good enough for him.

“You’re too good for me (Y/N). You’re smart, beautiful, funny; I feel so at ease around you. You have that effect on people, did you know that? I’ve never met a person who can literally light up an entire room with their presence before I met you and god I don’t know why I’m telling you all this over the phone. Are you home?”

“Yeah.”

“I’m coming over.” and then without giving you a chance to protest the line went dead and you were left with your own thoughts as you waited for him to arrive.

Hoseok had never been more grateful for the minimal amount of blocks between your apartments as he rushed out the door with his coat barely hanging onto his shoulders. He had been waiting months to come up with the courage to tell you exactly how he felt but that little voice in the back of his mind would always discourage him with words of unworthiness causing him to cower back behind the lines of friendship. It was his safety net—the friendzone—and he was afraid of taking the final leap in fear of not being caught.

But not tonight. Tonight he was throwing all his cards on the table. Tonight he was risking all of it for you.

Jumping slightly at the sound of his fist rapping against your door, you took your time shuffling your way over to it as you ran a million and one different ways this could go down through your head. You decided you were going to be the first person to speak tonight as you reached down to open the door, taking a deep breath with your words ready on your tongue.

You didn’t get the chance to speak once you turned the doorknob however because all of a sudden there were lips on yours, and hands on your waist, and a stomach full of butterflies followed, before you came to your senses and grabbed onto his collar, lips responding with the same amount of fervor. He lifted you off your feet, breaking the kiss to pull his jacket off his shoulders before pressing you against the wall, your hands finding refuge in the strands of his hair.

Eventually he pulled himself away, gently grabbing at your hands to hold them within his larger ones as he pressed his forehead against yours. “Sorry…” he murmured, breath hot and prickly against your lips, “I just really needed to do that before I went completely insane.”

Somehow the prospect of Hoseok being almost as mental as you were sent a wave of warmth through your chest. It was nice knowing you weren’t the only one affected that way by the other. “I can’t say I minded it too much.” you chuckled, intertwining your fingers with his.

“I don’t deserve you.” he whispered solemnly, eyelashes tickling your cheek as they fluttered close. He looked so pained by his own words that your heart lurched towards him, wanting nothing more than to convince him otherwise. “I don’t know if I’m too late… And I understand if I am, but (Y/N) I’ve realised now how unfair all of this is on you and I want to give this a shot if you do. It won’t be perfect, nothing really is, but I’m willing to try and be everything you deserve if you’ll have me.”

His words pulled at your heartstrings and the muscles in your cheeks and before you knew it you were smiling like a lunatic, grinning from ear to ear. He must have seen the expression on your face because he didn’t need to hear your answer as he slipped a hand behind your neck to pull you down for another fiery kiss. God there was nothing better than Hoseok’s kisses.

“Tell me what I need to hear.” you mumbled against his lips, panting for air.

“You’re mine.”

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beck finds out that mark was using Vicodin as a condiment for his potatoes :O

#BRINGHIMKETCHUP


Three days of silent treatment and Mark was about ready to smash his head repeatedly against the nearest airlock until he could watch all the stupid still in there fly into space.

Because he was stupid. So, so stupid. He’d thought he reached the pinnacle of Mount Stupid when he blew himself up in the hab, but nope.

‘Breathing inside Hydrogenville’ had officially been downgraded to ‘small oversight’, as ‘Mentioning Mark’s appalling Mars seasoning choices while in Dr Beck’s presence’ took the ‘Greatest Stupid Move in Mark Watney’s Life’ award home. Well done.

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landofbeachviewsandgentlerain answered your question “So I’ve finally dug myself out of homework hell. Does anyone wanna…”

time travel AU. Either seeing other versions of Ladybug and Chat or meeting there older selves!

Ladybug had never felt quite so tiny in her entire life, and she’d grown up with Tom Dupain as her father.

Of course, Tom Dupain was an Adult, and was expected to be both very tall and very large; Chat, however, to the best of Ladybug’s knowledge, was around her age, and was expected to be neither tall nor large.

To find that, twenty years down the road, he would be both tall and large was a rather unpleasant shock.

He must’ve sensed her glare, because he grinned down at her. “Everything alright, mini ‘bug?”

She was going to kick his condescending ass.

“Don’t call me that,” she whined, hating the way it made her sound about five years old in comparison.

(It wasn’t at all the reaction she’d come to expect from Chat (that reaction included more lingering gazes and lovesick grins), and it was throwing her off. It was probably a good thing that those weren’t his reactions, seeing as she was fifteen and he was over twice her age at the moment, but still.

She missed her Chat.)

He looked like he was about to ruffle her hair.

She was going to kick his condescending ass.

VIP have a table flip meme now

A FUCKING TABLE FLIP MEME! Do you know how much we can relate to this shit?! Here’s some examples: ( warning this is one gif over and over again)

Remember you have an essay to write that’s due tomorrow

Forgot in-laws are coming over

You just can’t even

Looking at platinum Seungri

DAESUNG’S EXISTENCE Dae is my bae

Taeyang’s body rolls

TOP is being a sexy bitch

Looking at GD and his perfection

Anything BigBang in general