this happens to all his ships

bokuwadongon  asked:

after your fics, I ship Adrian with Kara because he would totally lure her with food and could you possibly write about them meeting, and ya know falling for eachother? #Kadrian or #Kade. Oh and Adrian wanted to know all about nbAlex and maggie sex, and I would love to know too :D maybe a nbAlex Maggie first time???

Oh my lord. This is some serious headcanonning happening, and I am so fucking happy.

Would others want me to explore Adrian/Kara? I don’t think she’s his type, ultimately, but I could totally see him getting a little crush on her and them having an adorable flirtation (he’s also a lil young for her so like). And yaaaasssss for them having a ship name, whether it’s a crush or a brotp or something else!!

And a nb!Alex/Maggie first time is forthcoming, so stay tuned!!! :) <3 <3 <3

IT COULD HAVE HAPPENED we could have had it allllllllll…..

Welcome to my new shipping hell, I’m the only one here and it sucks. But I mean. What if, though. What if Pre Vizsla recognized Maul for all the amazing potential he could have had for Mandalore. What if he saw the Mandalorian spirit Maul had so much of, and genuinely, actually, allied himself with Maul. And Maul claimed the title of Mand’alor not because he killed his predecessor but because the Mandalorian people saw someone worth following. (Although invoking single combat is truly one of the Mandalorian ways of succession, so it was a legitimate path to claiming the right to lead by Mandalorian law. Maul was behaving very much the Mandalorian by doing so in canon and Bo-Katan had no right to complain in that regard. Ugh. Anyway.)

I just really like Death Watch being able to reclaim their heritage and tradition and bring that back to the rest of Mandalore. Maul made an excellent Mandalorian and would have lead them well if canon would have just left him alone.

ANYWAY, ninth in a series of pictures of Maul being happy with a variety of characters as is his right, instead of the fuckery canon gives us.

anonymous asked:

Could I request a little thing of Sherlock and co finding out about Greg's relationship with Jim? (You people have made me ship this, thank you lol)

A/N: I was actually laughing so much writing this when they all shout each other. It feels like a sitcom situation 😂 plus Jimstrade is such an adorable ship!
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“George is always either in his office or at home” Sherlock told John as they approached the DI’s house.

“Greg, Sherlock, It’s Greg. Also he could be out? Or have company! You don’t know but you certainly cannot barge into someone’s-” John was cut off as Sherlock casually opened Greg’s door. The doctor’s jaw almost dropped to the floor with shock. “Sherlock!” He quietly hissed “You can’t do that!”

“Really? Says who?” Sherlock challenged and dipped his head into the dining room to check if Greg was there.

“Uh because it’s technically breaking and entering! It’s against the law not to mention rude!”

Sherlock simply rolled his eyes at the rambling man and walked into the living room, freezing on the spot. John crashed into his back as he stopped so abruptly “Wha-oh my god” John went wide eyed in disbelief as he saw Jim quickly jump off Greg.

“Sherlock!” Greg screamed.

“Moriarty!?” John yelled.

“Sherlock…” Jim purred.

“Jim!” Greg huffed.

“John?” Sherlock uttered.

“Greg?!” John muttered.

“Moriarty!” Sherlock growled.

“Doctor Watson” Jim winked.

“Grant!” Sherlock questioned before they all, except Sherlock, screamed in unison.

“It’s Greg!”

They all stood in an uncomfortable silence for a moment before John’s voice disturbed it “So you and him? How long?” He asked trying to remain composure while Sherlock hadn’t blinked for at least five minutes from shock.

“Ehh…” Greg trailed off and nervously scratched the back of his head “A few months?” He squeaked out. John rolled his eyes while Sherlock remained impassive.

“He’s….handy” Jim purred causing the three men around him to glare at him “Plus he knows his away around a pair of handcuffs…” Jim smirked and Greg smacked his chest.

Barely a minute later Sherlock fainted to the floor. Greg and John rushed to his side while Jim couldn’t help but burst into a fit of giggles.

Things Rogue One made so much more meaningful/better

•That dumbass flaw in the Death Star

•Bail Organa and his relationship with Leia (”I would trust her with my life”)

•Bail Organa and his relationship with Obi Wan (”he helped me greatly during the Clone Wars)

•All the republic turned rebellion ship designs from TCW and SWR

•The amount of pain Anakin is in all the time

•Seeing a city and then planet explode from the ground’s perspective adds so much depth to what happened to Alderaan (even though we did see it for a moment with the Hosnian system) 

•The inner workings of the rebellion, and Mon Mothma’s role

•the importance of Luke being a jedi to the rebellion, the fact that every time they dispatch troops, “may the force be with you” is announced over the loudspeakers even though most of them believe the Jedi to be extinct 

•GRAND. MOFF. TARKIN.

How Do People NOT Multiship?

Seriously I don’t get it. Just looking at Voltron for example here, you’ve got

-Klance, your hate ship, that red and blue, the gay losers who pretend to hate each other but would be very upset if something happened to the other
–Sheith, with all its history and possibilities for angst and comfort
-Kidge, your dumb conspiracy theorists who have no idea what they’re doing in a relationship but they’re trying their best
-Heith, your cinnamon roll lovers
-Kallura, your space power couple and also the way to spite people just for fun
-Shance, your sweet little angel falling for space daddy and it could be unrequited if you like to suffer and I mean Lance called Shiro his fucking hero like can you not
-Pidgance, Punk and Hance, your friends to lovers ships
-Allurance, for crush nerds and could again be unrequited if you’re masochistic
-Shidge, with their adorable and lame support that makes me cry
-Shunk, which is just an even purer cinnamon roll ship
-Shallura, for all your space parent needs
-Pallura, because lesbians are beautiful
-Hallura, the team mom ship
-Shatt, more angst opportunities and the best name

And then there’s your poly ships

-Shklance, where Shiro’s the only sane one and keeping them alive
-Klunk, Kidgance and both at the same time, the purest of friends to lovers poly ships
-Shallurance, which is perfect for Lance angst if you like people feeling like an add on and less important when really they’re just as loved
-Shalluridge, which I can’t even describe how great it is
- Shalluratt, which I don’t actually ship but I get it

Then again maybe is just me I join a fandom and I either ship everything or don’t even ship the Canon there is no in between for me.

Time for a history lesson

Just remember the following:

Hitler promised to make his country strong again.
Stalin vowed to restore the glory of his people.
Mao Tze Tung started the “Great Leap Forward” to make China better, more efficient, and stronger.
Trump promises to make America great again.

Hitler believed the best way to make Germany strong again was to murder an entire ethnicity, along with the gays, roma, and anyone else who happened to cross him.
Stalin instituted the Great Purge, took over the economy, and execute who knows how many farmers.
Mao Tze Tung seized all the farmland, shipped the actual farmers to the cities and the cityfolk to work on the farms, and shot anyone accused of being smart and/or badmouthing his regime. 
Trump wants to build a wall to protect Americans from those awful Mexican rapists, register and/or deport the Muslims, and kill the families of people he says are terrorists.

Hitler sent his prisoners to camps in other countries to be beaten, starved, and worked to death if not immediately terminated.
Stalin sent his prisoners to gulags in Siberia to be beaten, starved, and worked to death if not immediately shot.
Mao Tze Tung sent his prisoners to “re-education farms” to be beaten, starved, and worked to death if not immediately murdered. 
Trump probably has the same general idea, the way the rest of his politics are reading.

Hitler invaded half of Europe to push his master race idea. He was pretty friendly with Stalin until he decided to invade Russia.
Stalin invaded the other half of Europe for the glory of communism. 
Mao was too busy waging war on his own people to invade anyone else but I’m sure he would have if his army wasn’t otherwise occupied. He was also pretty chummy with Stalin
Stalin is now thankfully dead but Trump is still working that Russian bromance.

Hitler’s policies resulted in the massive destruction of his own country, and the starvation and death of millions of not only his own people (the Jewish ones, anyway) but those from neighboring countries.
Stalin’s policies resulted in the starvation and death of millions.
Mao’s policies resulted in the starvation and death of millions.
We’ll have to wait and see about Trump.  I am not optimistic.

Hitler had a cult following of devoted sycophants, and appealed to millions of Germans who believed in his message of superiority.
Stalin had a cult following of devoted sycophants, and appealed to millions of Soviets, though it was lethal to profess otherwise.
Mao was revered by his people and still is to this day.
Trump appealed to enough Americans to land him in the white house, despite his message of superiority, hate, and offensiveness.

Hitler controlled the media and used it as a propaganda machine.
Stalin controlled the media and used it as a propaganda machine.
Mao controlled the media and used it as a propaganda machine.
Trump wants to control the media.

Hitler was directly responsible for the deaths of over 6 million people.
Stalin was directly responsible for the deaths of 35-50 million people.
Mao was directly responsible for the deaths of over 70 million people.
Trump has time.

Oh, and finally

No one thought Hitler would rise to power.
No one thought Stalin would amount to more than a government thug.
No one thought Mao would be more than a political agitator.
No one thought Trump would win. 

Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. 

anonymous asked:

Ok so imagine that Keith and Lance both save Shiro together and after Shiro and Keith hug and talk alone. It's understandable for Lance because they both care a lot about each other, but he just feels so out of place and envious of that connection.

I love this, I just wanna say that before I add more. 

And now imagine, that the same thing happens to Lance. Everyone rushes to save him, they all give him hugs, and smile, and pat his back, but no one talks to him. No one wants to be alone with him. Hunk wants to hang with Pidge, Coran and Allura are doing something on the ship, and Keith and Shiro? Talking like always. So he goes and rests on the planet they’re in for awhile. He doesn’t really want to gp back. 

Out of the corner of his eyes, he sees someone. Its a galra, but a strange one. He has long white hair. This strange Galra talks to him, makes him feel better, makes him feel wanted in the first time in forever. He says that he would like too know more about  Lance. So Lance tells him. 

He doesn’t know that Keith is looking for him. He doesn’t know that Keith is searching for him. He doesn’t know that Keith has alerted the others that lance is gone. All he knows is that Keith finds him and the Galra, and yells at him. 

Lance doesn’t want to fight. Lance just wants to let go. But the Galra wants a fight, he yells at Keith for talking to Lance that way. He defends Lance too a T. When Keith starts telling off Lance for hanging out with him, Lance loses it. All that fire comes back, “Because ALL Galra are evil, aren’t they Keith?!”

He goes off, saying how the team doesn’t actually need him. How Keith and Shiro have each other, and Hunk and Pidge got one another, how Allura never liked him, and how Coran probably felt the same. He snaps. Utterly and compltely. And he cries, and the Galra catches him as he falls, comforting him. 

Keith is horrified. He made Lance cry. Lance, however, doesn’t want to deal with any of this. The Galra caries him back to the castle, much to everyone’s disapproval, Keith in toe. They need to talk about this. All of them needed to talk about this. 

The Galra introduces himself as Lotor once Lance is asleep in his bed. 

Hey do you ever think about the possibility of Kaidan just. Overhearing snippets of things in me2?

Like say Shepard is at a bar with Jack or Zaeed while the Normandy is at the citadel for a supply run. Kaidan also happens to be on the citadel to report in and has a few hours to himself, so he goes to the bar. And walks in right as Shepard and companion are discussing their close calls. But he doesn’t notice where they are- right at the bar behind him- until Shepard starts ranting like “and as if Horizon wasn’t enough(Kaidan spits out his drink at the sudden realization of who’s right behind him) THEN there was all that shit on the COLLECTOR SHIP and BEING AMBUSHED and how it JUST SO HAPPENS that THAT was the ship that ACTUALLY KILLED ME blah blah blah” and he just. Sits there like “what the fuck what they fuck oh my god what thefuck shePARD WHAT THE FUCK” until they leave

Or maybe he’s investigating some shit on Omega and Shep and Garrus and Tali walk by like "okay so you’re sure we have everything” “well I can’t think of anything we’re missing” “I hope you’re right bc it would suck if we went through the omega 4 relay and THEN realized that we’re missing heat clips or some shit” “haha yeah that would suck” and poor Kaidan is just shrieking on the inside because DID THEY JUST SAY THE OMEGA 4 RELAY. THE OMEG- OH MY GOD THEY’RE GONNA FUCKING DIE

Shepard walks right past him without noticing and he thinks they’re being petty until he sees Garrus chasing Shepard down like “shepard, SHEPARD, what are you DOING, you haven’t slept in a week and a half, this isn’t(hi Kaidan) the time to hunt down gang bosses shePARD WAIT” and they just. Keep stomping towards their goal. And Kaidan’s like “oh god dammit they’re not sleeping. Fuck. Fuck”

Or they’re in the same weapons shop and the little person goes up to Shepard like “you were just in here a month ago your gun shouldn’t be that severely damaged” and Kaidan’s like “what” and Shepard pulls out this melted and dented mess of a gun and just says “Tuchanka” And Kaidan has to duck out because he’s choking on laughter

Just random snippets of shit. Some of it is funny, some of it is horrifying and some of it is just…sad. it’s such a tropey idea but I can’t stop thinking about it

Gay Ships IRL

So there are these two boys in my school, one of them is a punk dude and the other is a complete nerd. these two dudes are best friends and literally everyone ships them. the nerd one happens to be in all my advanced classes and talks to me about the punk one A LOT. I already know the nerd one is gay, but the punk ones sexuality is still unknown. These two boys are so protective over each other its unbelievable. In gym this one dude was joking around with the nerd dude and i guess it got way to aggressive because he punched him REALLY hard and he left a bruise on his arm, The punk guy sees this and gets really mad at the dude and yells at him for punching him to hard. He then goes over to the nerd, makes sure hes ok, and proceeds to look at the arm to make sure he is in fact ok. soMEONE HELP BECAUSE THESE BOYS WILL BE THE NED OF MEE!!  will keep story updated   

Holster Has Made Out With Everyone 12) Frog Year: Ransom

His first practice of the pre-season, and Adam Birkholz has a hangover. Like, the worst hangover of all time.

There are so many mixers at this college, they’ve already started to run into each other. Though last night was… yeah. Memorable.

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imagine Izuku gets pantsed b/c someone accidentally tripped behind him and pulled his pants down 

and ofc he has All Might themed boxers. is this even a question 

and a few feet away, Bakugou is laughing his spikey little head off as he points and laughs shamelessly at Izuku and mocks the poor boy b/c he’s a little shit, and Izuku is super flustered and embarrassed and trying to pull his pants back up and quickly get out of the situation 

only. seconds later, the exact same thing happens to Bakugou, and someone behind him accidentally trips and falls and pulls his pants down

and he’s also wearing All Might themed boxers. 

and they’re the exact same kind Izuku has on

Bakugou immediately stops laughing as he freezes and time stops and everyone slowly realizes that Bakugou is just as much of an All Might fanboy as Izuku is

they never let him live it down

Lance/Lotor a scenerio

A continuation from this…http://polarspaz.tumblr.com/post/157253210606/oh-oh-i-know-were-both-on-the-lancelot-ship

So Lance is confused as fuck cause now he’s dragged everywhere with Lotor. Tributes, meetings, dinners, literally everything Lotor had to attend. Lance tries to pay as much attention as possible (So he can tell the other paladins after if they rescue him) but he still  can’t help making some snarky comments during these events, much to Lotor’s amusement.

Most the Galra higher up do not like this one bit, but Lotor makes it clear that Lance isn’t to be harmed, AT ALL. However one of them gets ballsy enough to attempt to assassinate Lance in his sleep. Lance sleeps in a room right across Lotor (they share an apartment like house on the ship) and manages to wake up before he’s stabbed.

He struggles with the assassin enough for Lotor to appear and straight and murder the assailant. LOTOR IS PISSED after this happens and makes Lance sleep in the same bed with him to stop this from happening again.

It’s awkward as fuck since there is no romance in this relationship yet. Lotor  has never had a companion like Lance before, someone who treats him like an equal, makes him laugh, and is just so different from anyone he’s ever met. He’s precious to lotor, an enigma and a rarity that must be protected and sheltered.

Romance only starts later when Lance starts to show a gentler side. It’s hard not to get acquainted to someone after you’re constantly around them for months, and there’s quite a few quiet, open hearted emotional moments between the two, and Lotor starts to see Lance as a person more than an object of curiosity.

THEN THE REAL FUN BEGINS WHEN LOTOR TRIES TO COURT LANCE. Lance will wake up to exotic space flowers, receives super expensive cloths, is dragged to private dinners, and Lance is like WTF? And then one day it clicks and Lance just slowly turns to Lotor and is like, dude are you trying to woe me? and LOTOR JUST STRAIGHT UP TSUNADE’S AND IS LIKE I DOn’T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN! Before fleeing the room, because sincere Lovey feelings are not Lotor’s thing.

Lance is just left standing there and is conflicted as fuck because dude I’ve been a prisoner here, but it hasn’t been that bad? But like the Galra do bad things, but not all of them are bad? And Lotor straight up murder several people in front of me but it was also to protect me?

You Know This Happened

Just so we’re all on the same page here: Anakin Skywalker 1000% watches soap operas. We already know what a shipping fangirl he is overall so you know he’s into soaps or some kind of serial drama. Maybe he used to watch them with his mom or something and it became a habit. 

He binge-watches them on Galactic Netflix at Padme’s when she’s gone during the day. Obi-Wan learns this and mocks him for it (he’s totally an “I don’t own a TV” guy) but then gets totally sucked in to one of Anakin’s shows and then one day Padme comes home early and the two of them are sitting on her couch, crying about some episode they just watched during a full-season binge viewing, and she’s like “what in the world happened to you two?” 

Anakin’s looking up spoilers for the next installment on his phone while covering his mouth in shock at what he’s reading, and Obi-Wan’s ranting about how he can’t believe that the writers killed ANOTHER person that one of the heroes loves since he’s trying to watch this stupid show to ESCAPE from reality, damn it. Both of them are trying to claim only the other one is crying. 

honestly, i just can’t get over monty’s scene in 4x02 where he frees the people instead of killing the ice nation warrior. his actions are so tied together with what we know about his father in that moment - with such a surprising outcome - that i can’t help myself but literally scream and declare my undying love for my stormcloud and hero - because that is what he is to me, lets be real.

like, remember when hannah and pike told him about his father in 3x02?:

Monty: I need to know what happened.

Hannah: Monty…

Monty: Please.

Hannah: We landed in the snow. Your father said it absorbed some of the impact. That’s why we survived. The snow looked so beautiful, it… Charles?

Pike: The children were playing in it. They were the first to die… 15 of them. If not for your father, would’ve been more. He pulled 4 kids back into the ship, all 4 alive today. They got him when he went back for the fifth. Your father died a hero, Monty.

when monty is confronted with the person who killed his father in 4x02 and bryan tells him that this is his kill (suggesting revenge) we see bellamy tell him that he doesn’t have to do this, because monty is thrust into a corner in which he has to make a rather hard decision - one that is not just gonna affect him, but will also affect the people around him. but then monty says “yeah i do”, and all initial thoughts are cracked open and pushed into another direction.

i get chills every time now, because i know he is going to use the axe to break the chains (three strong hits) and free the slaves. and just, i’m so aware of how much that action contrasts his first choice. to take the hydro generator and leave farm station without saving the 25 people and sacrifice them for the greater good? that decision is juxtaposed the second he uses the axe, a tool that is so drastically associated with violence and death, to free the people.

and it gets even wilder:

he literally gives riley a nod that says “this is your kill”.

and they do. they attack the ice nation warrior and kill him with their bare hands (what a crazy way to put emphasis on the fact that the slaves can use their hands now btw. while the axe, a deathly tool, frees them from the chains around their wrists, we also see that once they get to freedom, they get to use it to kill someone). and i know, people like to mention how monty indirectly gets his revenge through the 25 people, but i think the greater part of all this is that he is actually (partly) coming out as a hero, just like pike told him his father were. conflicted yes, but also willing to finish what they have started.

it’s an act (decision) that sits heavily on his shoulders, one he never had the chance to even remotely prepare himself for, unlike with the hydro generator, but this was a big moment for him, especially as a person, nonetheless.

he can be so hauntingly calculating during missions, but then he can also be ready for other dramatic shifts that highlight the kindred spirit that he is. i really wonder how this experience will affect him personally and his mindset over the course of the show tbh, considering that they couldn’t bring home the one thing they went to farm station for, but still got to save lifes. there is a reason the writers played with two choices and it’s exciting as much as it is unsettling. it’s clear that he is going to have to make more hard decisions in the future…

anyway. i’m rambling but god, the stakes are truly higher than ever before. i don’t think i’m ready for this season after all lmao.

donald jonald trump: your moral duty to hate and disrespect president donald trump

it is your sacred duty to disrespect donald trump. i do it everyday; it is wonderful. the sense of moral superiority that comes with disrespecting any president is beautiful; with this one it is borderline orgasmic. he is the president of a shambles of a country that also deserves every ounce of disrespect you can summon out of your soul.

all other presidents have had their moral failings, all other presidents have been bad. they all gladly volunteered to be the captain of a rotting ship, but donald trump is special.

he is an avowed racist and a proud abuser of women. he cares not for anyone but himself. he truly has no soul. he lies constantly. his analysis of why bad things happening is practically nonexistent, and it is always wrong. nixon had a horatio alger story; donald trump has no such tall tale. his tale is “i got a pile of money from my celebrity father.”

he is a senior citizen with the impulse control of a baby, a stage a human development most known for inane babbling and constant pants shitting.

it would be no crime to spit on this man. if it were four hundred years it would be no crime to empty your bucket of slop onto his head in the morning. he is not fit to operate a microwave, much less the united states.

i pray every night before bed, and after i pray for the people i care about i say: dear god let him taste nothing but ash let water not quench his thirst and let him never know peace in his heart amen. i am a better person for doing this. will you answer the call as well?

tbh 78% of the reason I ship ZoNami so hard is because of the poetic irony of someone with absolutely no sense of direction falling in love with a navigator

Mon el

Mon el deserves more it breaks my heart to see all this hate for him I mean he’s an alien who is trying his best to live a “normal life” on a new planet he made mistakes? Yes and he’ll probably make a lot more of those on his journey. He’s learning from Kara that helping people is actually really great and he’s learning about love. He had his planet destroyed everyone he knew died he’s in a completely different world of course he’s gonna make mistakes and do things his way that doesn’t mean he’s a bad person he’s trying. If it was James or Lena I’m sure this “fans” would understand because it’s all about how Mon el on the show is bad because your ship isn’t happening right? Well here it is I’m sorry but don’t say is because he’s on the show because one of the best things that ever happened this season was Chris Wood joining the cast (and Chris is a puppy who doesn’t deserve all this hate he never did anything to you he’s just doing his job and I’m sure he’s really sad about this crappy comments about his character)

Raphael deserves better

So I was this gifset earlier and it really got on my last nerve. Right about now I’m really tired of some people in the fandom demonizing Raphael and totally ignoring everything Simon did wrong so here, have some facts.

(And before y’all come for me for ‘only saying this because you ship saphael’ let me cut you off right now and say this has nothing to do with what I do and what I do not ship. I’m fully aware of what’s happening canon so drop it.)

First of all stop acting like it’s Raphael’s fault that Simon is a vampire, it’s not.
Yes he was a part of the kidnapping, but those were his orders. He has to follow orders just like the rest of the shadow world. Also the plan was to kidnap Simon so that the shadowhunters would trade him for the mortal cup, Camille went rogue and it wasn’t the first time.

And when Simon kept coming back to the hotel, Raphael was the one to tell him to leave. He didn’t have to do that and he probably had his hands full because he was trying to overthrow Camille, but he still took the time to try to save this mundanes life.

(Unlike Alec, Izzy or Jace who have been trained to recognize when someone is turning and yet they chose to ignore the signs. Last time I checked it was shadowhunters who were supposed to protect the mundanes.)

When Simon died Raphael could’ve just acted on his own, but instead he took Simon to Clary and let her decide for her best friend. He could’ve just decided himself, but he didn’t. 

After Camille was overthrown and Simon turned, he did his best at training Simon just like any other new born but Simon was keeping busy with the shadowhunters (aka the people who have been giving vampires hell for years). Still he tried to get Simon to train and adjust to the new life and what does Simon do? He risks the whole clan and shows them that he cannot be trusted.

Raphael does what is the right thing to do as leader and kicks him out. What was he supposed to do? Laugh it off? He put the whole clan and more innocent mundanes at risk by releasing her. 

Now Raphael needs to find Camille before the clave literally burns him alive and he’s left with no choice but to go back to Simon aka the person who broke his trust, because the rest of the mundanes Camille turned before or after Simon are on her side. Simon is literally the last hope at stopping a civil war between the vampires and the clave coming after Raphael.

(Btw, Raphael did not at any point say that he wants to burn off body parts from Simon. Idk how he twisted Raphael’s words like that, but he never said anything like that.)

Let’s be real here for a second because Raphael isn’t stupid. Quite the opposite actually. He’s just running out of time and Simon doesn’t really seem to understand that so he realizes he needs to light a fire under Simon’s ass. But he’s never going to hurt Elaine and it doesn’t take much to realize it.

  1. The clave already wants him dead? Why the hell would he attack a mundane out of nowhere if he’s already wanted dead?
  2. He meets Elaine at a public place. There are other people, mundanes. At least ten eyewitnesses. If he really wanted to hurt her he would’ve kidnapped her and locked her up somewhere.
  3. He comes up with a lie, yes. But Elaine was worried af and this lie Raphael came up with works as an explanation for Simon suddenly dropping out of school and why he’s spending time with Raphael and why he’s busy and not picking up his phone. 
  4. He clearly was nothing but nice to her since she invited him to her home? Do you invite rude or life threatening people to your home? Yeah didn’t think so.

(Also maybe Raphael speaks from experience when he’s telling Simon the truth that he’s going to forget Elaine and she’s going to die someday and it’ll feel like it’s soon because he’s a vampire? Sure that’s not the best way to say it, but maybe that’s the only way Raphael knows how to?)

So in conclusion : Simon isn’t an angel, neither is Raphael. They both did things that are questionable or hurtful to the other and y’all better start accepting that because I’m so tired of you guys throwing Raphael under the bus all the god damn time. Simon deserves better, but so does Raphael.

Ive been loving this ship in this game, send help.

This i imagine is where the bullies (red skull or other) try to use Toy as a DID to lure Stevev into a trap but Tony lakes a few licks but it, you know, a genius, so he’s not going to tell Steve what happened so as not to play into their plan. And then he makes his own plan.

Involving robots.

And kicks all asses.

Of course Steve is worried af and wishes Tony would tell him whats up but also knows he can look after himself.