BMC AU: Jake asks jeremy if he’s ever had sex and jeremy is like “yeah pfft obviously bro” and soon the whole school knows and everyone’s asking who was it??? and jeremy not wanting to get caught in a lie and tells Michael to back him up so obviously Michael heroically says “we had sex” and jeremy is like that is so far from what I meant Michael
an actual look at the inevitable moment in season 8 when jaime sees tormund hitting on brienne with his own two eyes and melts down as a person
what does he want with brienne, anyway?
she dresses funny, she listens to the starks, she’s not even cute … in a conventional way
i mean, she’s just like this … nerd who hangs around the girls she swore to protect all the time, and she’s too tall. i couldn’t take her anywhere.
what am i stressed about? this is, like, BRIENNE.
okay, okay, so she’s kind of a betty. but what would she want with tormund? he couldn’t make her happy. brienne needs someone who respects her; someone to listen to her naive but weirdly uplifting speeches about doing the right thing; someone to laugh at her jokes … in case she ever makes any.