this happened

  • Me:It's called Ham4Ham because the tickets are ten dollars. You know, Hamilton--
  • Mom:Oh, because he's on the ten-dollar bill! So if it were about Jackson it would be fifty dollars--
  • Me:First of all, Jackson is on the twenty. Second, Jack4Jack is not something that I want to hear anytime, ever.

I bet Tony Stark sets up foundations for the people he loves. Like, he’s at a meeting for the Maria Stark Foundation that Pepper LITERALLY handcuffed him to the table for (shit he really needs to start using hairpins or something) and suddenly it comes to him

THE PEPPER POTTS FOUNDATION FOR THE ARTS. Dedicated to art scholarships and grants

Pepper is flustered and touched and tells him that it’s brilliant. But also that he should DEFINITELY stop calling it the “PP foundation” because for heaven’s sake Tony don’t you listen to what comes out of your own mouth? You can hear that can’t you?

(Tony snickers. peepee foundation)

and then Tony latches onto the idea with all the vigor of a sugar-addled toddler who has just gotten a toy that they will DEFINITELY swallow but will be damned if they let anyone take it away from them

The Rhodey Foundation basically just pours money into the VA to revamp their systems and help them fight whatever issue of the day needs championing

The Steve Rogers Foundation which helps fill in the cracks that the GI Bill leaves. Because everyone should be able to come back to something

The Sam Wilson Fund that helps the families of fallen soldiers

The Bucky Barnes Foundation, dedicated to spreading awareness of PTSD and getting sufferers the help they need. Gives generously also to groups working on making 3-D prosthetics available to everyone

The Natalie Rushman Houses, a system of shelters dedicated to helping former human trafficking victims

The Bruce Banner Foundation, dedicated to eliminating domestic violence

The HULK SMASH CLIMATE CHANGE Foundation (Pepper had to veto “making the world as green as our little rage monster!” as a slogan)

The Center for Stupid Breakable Humans Who Don’t Even Have A Cool Suit To Protect Them, Honestly What The Heck Dude. Aka, the Barton Center for Free Physical Therapy

The HawkEARS campaign, designed to make schools and work places more disability friendly. Whether that’s by calling the names who refuse to comply to ADA standards mean names on TMZ (”TONY”), or straight up building ramps

Thor gets a line of shampoo because he mentions to Tony that all of Tony’s wealth would buy him about a sack of potatoes on Asgard, and Thor is the PRINCE of Asgard. Tony is VERY MIFFED. BUY YOUR OWN STUPID POTATO FOUNDATION THOR

(He makes a Jane Foster Foundation dedicated to decreasing gender inequality in STEM)

he of course does not tell anyone that he’s making these foundations/funds/centers/etc until they’re all set up and he can ‘casually’ mention “oh yeah, the foundation gala is tonight and they’ll probably want you there since it’s your fund’ and drop a flier that has their face plastered ALL OVER IT in front of them. Then he stares at them gaping and gets all aggressively defensive about this incredibly weird form of attempting to make a connection like “WHAT, YOU THINK I CAN’T CARE ABOUT VETERANS WITHOUT YOU HERE?? I COULD HAVE TOTALLY CREATED THIS FUND AT ANY TIME, WHATEVER, I AM JUST SO THOUGHTFUL I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANNA SHOW UP. WHATEVER. NOT LIKE I CARE” and then acting super flippant about it when the person tries to thank them (”pshhh, I just needed some more tax deductibles. Charities are those things right?”) or sulking if (in Natasha and Bucky’s case) they don’t really react except to twitch slightly because WHAT THE WHAT (if you don’t know the right way to react it’s safer to have no reaction, they’ve both learned that. he taught her that)

basically Tony just throwing money into these foundations that he thinks will make his friends happy, or his friends of friends, while pretending to not care at all whether they approve of the topic that he chose because he’s Tony Stark and that’s how he rolls

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Reading signs in Helsinki, 27 June 2015

Liam: [There just happens to be a small child there!?]
Louis: What’s this baby doing here?
Liam: (mock outrage) Who’s thrown their baby on the stage! That’s outrageous!
Louis: (tosses the baby away) It’s not real!
Liam: Oh no!
Louis: It’s not real. It is not real.
Liam: …It is a fake baby, it was fake, for all those people out there who think that was a real baby.

  • Cumberbatch:Your Majesty
  • Elizabeth II:Before I give you this trinket, there's something I need you to confirm.
  • Cumberbatch:Ma'am?
  • Elizabeth II:Sherlock and John.
  • Cumberbatch:
  • Elizabeth II:
  • Cumberbatch:
  • Elizabeth II:I am your sovereign.
  • Cumberbatch:
  • Elizabeth II:
  • Cumberbatch:
  • Elizabeth II:Not telling me is basically treason, you realise.
  • Cumberbatch:*crumbles*
  • Elizabeth II:I knew it.
  • Elizabeth II:Here's your pin. Go film S4. Tell Moffat I love him.
  • Cumberbatch:*whimpers*
  • Elizabeth II:#bottomlock
  • Elizabeth II:*drops mic*
  • han to leia in empire strikes back:i'm leaving
  • leia:ok
  • han to luke in a new hope:i'm leaving
  • luke:I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS!!!!! I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU HOW DARE YOU???? LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS!! WHEN YOU GO TO BED AT NIGHT, YOU LAY THERE AND YOU TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF CAUSE NOBODY'S GONNA TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOU. YOU ROLLIN YOUR EYES AND YOU ACTING LIKE THIS BECAUSE YOU'VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE!! YOU'VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE, YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THE HELL I COME FROM, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH!! BUT I'M NOT A VICTIM, I GROW FROM IT, AND I LEARN. TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF

“Sherlock, I’m a doctor.”

“That doesn’t mean what you said is true.”

“I went to school.”

“As did I.”

“Not for medicine,” John reminds him. “Also, you never finished university.”

“Fine,” Sherlock waves a hand. “I can still argue that this method of healing is not scientifically proven. Nor is it actually a healing method for anyone over the physical age of five years.”

“Right then,” John turns away. “I can see that you don’t want it to get better right away…”

Sherlock makes a small, frustrated noise. “Fine, yes! Okay,” He holds out his slightly burned hand. “You may kiss it better.”

  • Evie *smirks*:So you like Carlos, huh?
  • Jay *nervous laugh*:Carlos??? nah what a nerd, what a— [trips] [hundreds of photos of Carlos de Vil spill out of leather jacket and scatter on the floor] w-what a fuckign loser i swear these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [drops the photos of Carlos again] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen