Context– I am a high elf pyromancer w/ a +4 strength modifier. We needed a boat to get across an acidic lake but the guy who owned it was asking an outrageous price
Me (ooc): Can I roll to arm wrestle for the boat?
DM: You ask the man to arm wrestle. He rolls up his sleeve to reveal that his right arm is SUPER muscular. only his right arm.
DM (as the boat owner): Let’s go. I’ll have you know I’m the current arm-wrestling champion on this side of the lake.
Me: Champion of jerking off maybe. *High fives w/ a gnome party member*
DM (as the boat owner): Yes, that too. Two consecutive years.