this guy is where it's at

Oh my God if I see one more tool bag post a picture or video of themselves doing any sort of weed related activity
AND TAG IT UNDER PINK FLOYD
Because they’re wearing a DSOTM tee shirt or have the fucking poster in the background
IM GONNA FLIP MY SHIT

STOP IT

  • Hamilton: Where's Jefferson, Madison?
  • Madison: We just stepped out of the shower. He'll be down in a minute.
  • Hamilton: Alright listen, you guys can't go... Did you just say we?
  • Madison: What?
  • Hamilton: Did you just say "We just stepped out of the shower"?
  • Madison: ...I said "he".

ravenclawpirate  asked:

Hey guys! Im looking for a fic where dan's son comes home crying because he got picked on for the nail polish and punk!phil helps him repaint them and its fluffy and i really need something happy right now. Thanks in advance xx

I Will Fly with No Fear - punk!phil takes care of his boyfriend, dan’s, son while dan is at a meeting. dan’s son comes home from school crying and its up to phil “on some level im deathly afraid of children” lester to save the day.

- Sam

everything is fun and games until you actually land a job interview

terfs are literally some of the worst fucking people on this planet every time they open their mouths they put trans people in danger and then they cheer when they do so its fucking disgusting like i literally just saw a post of trans people cheering each other on for sharing terf ideology with others who dont know much about it and basically theyre cheering each other on for sharing transphobia and disrespecting trans folks and putting us in danger and another post where they emailed and basically attempted to out a trans kid because they fought online and its ! great thanks guys so feminist of you !! to put people who are constantly in literal danger for existing in even more danger wow so radical ! 

Zach Werenski #1 - Skate Date

Anon asked: Hey! Could you write a zach werenski imagine where you guys go on a skate date and you play hockey too?

This is officially my first answered request.  Anon I hope I did your prompt justice! I kind of flip flopped the prompt so that the date came last, I hope that is okay. I also took the liberty of picking OSU because of its closeness to the Nationwide Arena and because Zach went to the University of Michigan. Cute couple rivals? Maybe… 


Being from the north, hockey had always been a huge part of your life. You were four years old the first time a stick touched your hands and you never looked back. For girls though, you understood the serious lack of ability to pursue the sport as a career but when The Ohio State University offered you a full ride to play for their team you readily accepted. You were unfamiliar with Ohio seeing as how you weren’t originally from there but it quickly became home.

A certain tradition existed with your team you soon found out, when after a particularly grueling practice the captain called everyone into a huddle. As a way to get to know the team better and still keep it hockey related, the university had a program set up with the local NHL team; the Columbus Blue Jackets. They sent both the male and female hockey teams tickets to a game and potentially provided the opportunity to meet a select few players. This was all part of their plan to get good press and persuade the local student population to attend their games.

You of course were beyond excited to attend. As a student your budget is pretty limited and while you loved hockey, you couldn’t find it in you to spend your small savings on a ticket. This small stroke of luck, as you fondly remembered it was how you were introduced to your boyfriend; Zach Werenski, a defenseman for the Columbus Blue Jackets.

The game against the Wild had been too close for any of you to relax properly but in the end the Blue Jackets squeaked out a 1-0 win. While the other fans filed out you and your team sat firmly in your seats as instructed and waited for security to find you and escort you to a more private location. No information on who you’d be meeting was revealed and on the walk down you listened to your team discuss who they hoped it’d be. You tuned out of the conversation because if asked you didn’t know if you’d be able to stop yourself from revealing your horrible crush on a certain defenseman. Only your roommate knew of your infatuation and that was because you two practically lived in each other’s pockets with how small the dorms are.

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I thought Cloudy was that one filler-chill-out-episode-before-everything-fucks-up-big-time Adventure Time usually has on its miniseries events. It was, but take out the filler thing.

This episode was the classical buds stuck in a place where they open their hearts and tell their feels, hopes and fears. Like that Family Guy episode where Brian and Stewie were trapped in a bank’s vault or the great Regular Show’s Stuck in an Elevator, Cloudy had that same moment many Adventure Time fans were waiting for. And something that was thought since AT’s beginning, according to @oldsidelinghill‘s post.

Playing a game where they pretended to be on a barber shop, Finn tells Jake what he thought about the elemental situation whereas Jake steps down for a while from his big brother position to tell he was scared too of the situation because he didn’t know what happened to Lady and the pups. The resource of the baber game was cute and fun for a heavy situation. It even made a connecion to Islands because Finn was thinking of being a barber like Martin. A BARBER WHO HELPS PEOPLE. A BARBER HELPER!

Finally, apart from that, Magic Betty and Finn’s graduate student line was incredibly funny.

A Birthday You’ll Never Forget

Originally posted by littlesepticsam

Request: Hi! It’s me again, I was wondering if you could do a Mark x reader where it’s the readers birthday and Mark is really excited because they have been dating for a while and he proposes? It’s my birthday today so yeah, plus I need some fluff in my life! Thank you, mwah!

Summary: It’s Fem!Reader’s birthday and she doesn’t want any presents, of course boyfriend Mark doesn’t listen as always.

A/N: Hey guys! Sorry for the little hiatus, I meant to write ahead over break to have something to post when I started school again ut my procrastinating ass barely got around to doing her homework, much less writing ahead. Also, you guys dont understand how long it took me to find this gif? Like 15 minutes of just me scrolling through different variations of the markiplir tag smh. Anyway, hope the wait is worth it! Enjoy!

Wordcount: 1293, I restarted this like 3 times why is it not a million words long

Request some more chickadees! I love writing for you guys, even if it does take me a while sometimes.

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*grabs America by the ear and drags them to the kitchen*

Look dude. IT’S NOT THAT HARD.

GRAMS! They’re the smallest!

You get a thousand and you get MILLIGRAMS. Milli = thousand! a THOUSAND grams! GET IT?

“Durr but what about liquids?”

(Hold up a can of coke right in your face)

See where it says “ml” ??? No?? because you guys use Ounces which makes no fucking sense???

Well let me break down this incredibly hard comparison for you:

Milliliter = milligram.

SAME THING. ONE IS A LIQUID. THAT IS ALL.

“And Celsius?”

Look mate….

0 is freezing. a 100 is boiling point.

THAT IS IT.

Now explain to me again how you got to the idea that 32F somehow magically means freezing.

Now if I EVER see you complain about “this recipe is haaaaaaard” I’m gonna drop-kick you through a solid wall.

And we make our walls from brick in this country, son.

SO I ACCIDENTALLY MADE MY CLASS FRIEND CONCERNED ABOUT ME

gkgkfk the teacher left the classroom for a minute
and whenever she leaves the room we play a game where we chuck pencils up to get them stuck in the ceiling

and the guy across the class tried to get a pencil up there, but he missed and the pencil flew & almost hit my face
and my class friend was like “YOU ALMOST KILLED DAVIE”

and i was like “its fine pls end me”

anonymous asked:

Who has the prettiest/manliest/"best" hands in Got7 in your opinion? 😏 Also... I love it here! I visit your blog every day! If i´m not feeling well, it always helps me. And when I´m happy, I get ever happier. So thank you for making my days brighter! 😚

not gunna lie, this was super hard! its not easy to find hand photos… or at least i dont know where to go :P 
anyway, generally speaking i think jackson has maybe the nicest hands, i remember thinking that a while ago, so i knew hes, but the others i had to search for and it was hard T_T ill say this before we get into it, i really pay attention to guys nails, i can’t help it :P 
but here we go.

JB~
ok so the first pic isn’t the greatest to show off his nails, but the second is! he has great nails, and it looks like he has very soft hand. so i have no complaints. 
7/10

Mark~
i know everyone loves marks hands, but they are very feminine to me. i feel like he has really soft nails, like they would break a lot. also his doesn’t seem as soft as jbs. but plus points for general proportions.
6.5/10

Jackson~
for me i do feel as though jackson has great hands/nails. they dont look particularly soft, but i just love his nails. he has surprisingly long fingers even coma red to mark
8/10

Jinyoung~
whilst jinyoung has nice nails, i feel like he has a nerves habit with his hands/nails. generally nice long fingers, but they also seem to look the hardest.
6/10

Youngjae~ 
i dont know why, but i feel as though youngjae either has the coldest or clammiest hands in the whole group. he certainly has the most distinctive, with his swan bendy fingers(whatever its called) i was surprised with how nice his nails were!
7/10 

Bambam~
i actually really like bambams nails, i think he has the longest nails (as in the actual nail, not when its grown past his fingers) but his hands do seem very thin, i dont know theres something.
6/10

Yugyeom~
OMG it was so hard to find HD pics of yugyeoms hands! i think yugyeom has a nice hands, his nails are nice and his hands look rather soft. but i feel like he has really cold hands too :P
7/10

GOT7~
man have i tried to suss this picture out for far too long, i know theres a labeled version somewhere, and i know I’m going to get them all mixed up. but here we go ^_^ (so think of this like a clock and then the one in the middle)
starting at the very bottom on-top of the cushions, clearly youngjae, next to it with just the single ring is clearly mark. then with no visible rings is jinyoung, then the gold watch is jackson, two rings and black leather watch is jb, peace bracelet is yugyeom, and bambam in the middle with the gold ring… 

~ahgase Omma 

my current mobile theme makes me so happy because it has my favorite color combo ever on it which said combo of colours reminds me of jokerman font, those people that modded their house as a big place for their cats, this restaurant i drive past alot besides the shitty dairy queen and the sign is in the jokerman font,those places you go where you can make clay stuff or they just let you paint already made mugs and piggy banks if it’s a boring one and take them home, abd uh the one time i went to disney world in 2011 and we went to epcot and it was super hot so i was like. i am going to go on the one ride 100 times because i like the animatronics and wanna watch them also its sheltered and out of the sun in this shadeless wannabe future technologyland. bye guys. don’t ask why these specific shades of orange and purple together trigger this.

jeemmasimmons  asked:

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers (◠‿◠✿)

@anythas-thoughts @bioforensics and @theclaravoyant also sent me this! YOU GUYS IM SO HONORED

1. the worst (best) thing: The worst thing, he thinks, is that he remembers it all. And when he looks into the mirror, The Doctor stares back. –I really love this one because I think its all that I want my writing to be.

2. Do us part: I will attempt to explain.
Whenever I meet a human, they are destined to meet me. Some humans claim a time where they almost die, that for some unknown reason they are able to survive.
This is not true.
I never make mistakes. I arrive for my human precisely when it is fated. I had never once, in all my millennia of being, met a human who could warp destiny and defy me.
Until that moment.

(Or the many close encounters of Leopold Fitz and Jemma Simmons with Death) – this will always be dear to me because it’s the first (and so far, only) longer fic that i have and it was such a challenge to write!

3. opening old wounds: Because Jemma can listen. Jemma can comfort. Jemma can even make him forget for a little while.But Daisy knows. – WILL FOREVER BE OBSESSED WITH DAISY AND FITZ BONDING OVER SHITTY PARENTS

4. promise: Three times May makes a promise. – May and her constant need to be there for Fitz Jemma and Daisy destroys me

5. sun: written with @clearascountryair. How can one get through the lonesomeness of a rainy day when there’s no hope that the clouds will ever break?– you can never have enough Skimmons– platonic or romantic– am i right???

It's Always Been You

By: Bluedog270,  Chapters: 1/1

“You’re the guy that got struck by lightning, right?” He holds out his hand with a smile, “Yeah, that was me. It was an electrifying experience. Barry Allen, it’s a pleasure to meet you.” She takes his hand. “Iris West.” / westallen au where barry and iris don’t know each other. one-shot. [properly re-edited as of 2-11-16]

Read it here.

Newt Scamander: Every Zoo is a petting zoo if you try hard enough.

Everyone else: NO.

We dangerous ones

Aaah, the Lethifold! One of my favourite creatures from reading the book as a child. Thanks to @zinfandelli for suggesting it as a creature, I was psyched to draw Credence with one. 
(And of course I saw the official design on the bluray just as I was about to start colouring, and had to change up a bunch of stuff from my sketch haha)
Art blog: questionartbox

Begin!AU - Reflection Series : Snowdrop

Snowdrop | Lilac

// o2.18 Happy Birthday J-Hope!