this guy is making me lose it

Reasons I am the Demogorgon

- No one likes me
- Ugly
- would let Steve Harrington hit me with a bat
- makes weird noises a lot


tfw you realise your friend is an Opera cliche. 

A short comic because I rediscovered The Magic Flute recently, and the parallels between it and the Sun and Moon plot were too good to pass up. 

Plus I wanted to do something for my favourite Alola characters. Hau’s such a great guy - just this endless fount of positivity and joie de vivre. (Hell, he’s excited to lose to you!) He embodies this idea that life is an adventure, and you’re the hero who has to grow and learn in it.

Be brave, be defiant, be happy; because life is far more epic than you think it is. 




Guys, the full version of Yuri on Ice’s ED “You Only Live Once” is now out and the lyrics in the second part are rather… romantic?

You’re amazing
We lose our words
Even if you run out of strength
Everybody knows you’re right
You are too beautiful

When you’re sad and have a hard time
We believe in you
Oh I’m just dreaming of the day
When all the days until this moment will resound until they are compensated
Thunderous applause
We were born to shine
Shining brightly
That’s what you told me

I mean, I’m sure there’s a platonic reading to it as well, but I think we’re all seeing the same thing here, right? (especially paired with those domestic moments in the ED) Interpretations, go!

(Translation by me, please correct me if anything is wrong.)


- “I will always come find you.”
- “You are the one who I always come back to.”

So let me tell you about this guy I know, he is so perfect in every way humanly possible. Not only in physical form but his heart is so beautiful, so delicate, so pure and so big.

He makes the simplest of things seem interesting, the most plain things appear beautiful. He makes me smile and laugh so hard my own stomach can’t contain it.

He makes me feel so special not because he makes me feel wanted but he makes me feel needed. He makes me feel like as if i’m an irreplaceable woman. He has restored hope and kindness into my heart.

He is the type of guy you meet and hope for your dear life you won’t ever lose him. He is the sunrise in the morning, the breath of fresh air and the calm after the storm.

He is the prince every girl dreams about, he is magnetic I just can’t help but find myself attached to him. He is like an addiction I can’t seem to get enough of and only crave more of him.

He is not only my lover, he is my bestfriend, my soulmate, my future, the one I want to buy a house with, raise a family with, build an empire with.

He is love, he is hope
Without him, i simply,
Would not cope.

I love him.

—  Tenari Ioapo // Happy Valentine’s Day my love.

Ok, so this may be one of very few body pics with underwear. But, this is to show my progress from the year of working out and changing my diet. I’ve lost a total of 45lbs in under 2 years. Gained muscle definition and toned up more. Definitely hoping to make 2017 a stronger year for me. I hope to lose another 30lbs and bulk up even more. Thanks for the love guys, 6K+ followers!
Let’s make 2017 a great year for all of us!!

Sexy Bet (M)

Words: 1602

Warning: Smut, fluff.

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Reader X Jungkook

Originally posted by grape-joon

“What about a bet?” Jungkook proposed. “If you lose it, you’ll do my homework for one week” Ah, these guys… You were a really close friend of Jungkook and Jimin, and they were always making stupid bets. You didn’t care about it anymore. You usually spend time together and that afternoon they were in your place, just killing time.

 “Really? You’re so creative, Kookie” you said. They were sat on the carpet, playing videogames and you were sat on the couch behind them, watching. Jungkook turned around to look at you.

“Do you have any better idea, idiot?” he asked “and stop fucking calling me Kookie”.

 He hated when you called him because despite the fact you were the same age, you always saw him as a kid, and he didn’t like it.

 “Ok. But what if you lose?” Jimin asked. Jungkook stopped for a sec, wondering what he could do. You had to admit you had a crush on him, and the face he was doing, so soft…Ok stop it, Y/N.  

  Jimin looked at you in time to see your stare at Jungkook.

 “Y/N is kinda pretty, doesn’t she?” Jimin pointed. Jimin what are you doing? Jungkook didn’t, but Jimin knew about your crushing. He chuckled at you and you gave him a warning look.

 “What?” Jungkook asked, confused about his hyung question.

 “She is pretty, don’t you think?” Jimin asked, raising his eyebrows at the younger boy.

 “Jimin, what are you doing” You asked, knowing what he was doing.

Jungkook didn’t say anything, just looked at Jimin, waiting for him to say something.

 “I have an idea” Jimin said, “If you lose, you and Y/N have to fuck”.

 What? Your world stopped. Jimin was crazy? Why was he doing that to you? You were still a virgin and he knew that! Oh my god what would Jungkook think about that?

 “Not a problem”, Jungkook said, pulling you from your thoughts as your cheeks got pink, “If she wants…”

Wait, he wants to?  The two boys stared at you, expecting your answer. You looked down in embarrassment. Oh God, what a situation. But you trusted him, damn it. Even though you had a crush on him, he was still one of your best friends. He would never hurt you.

  “So?” Jimin asked. Fuck it.

“I-I think that is ok”, you said shyly. Oh my god, oh my fucking god.

 “Great” Jungkook said and stood up, smiling at you.

“Fucking hell no” Jungkook yelled as Jimin throw the game control away and started jumping and scream in happiness.

 “Suck it! I told you I was a best player than you, Kookie. Deal with that” Jimin said.

“Shut the fuck up. You were just lucky” Jungkook groaned. He didn’t like to lose. Jimin teased Jungkook, in normal conditions you’d have thought it was funny, but…

Oh my God, Jungkook lost. It means

 “So…Y/N” Jimin said, you looked up at the two boys who were now standing in front of you. You avoided Jungkook’s face.

 “He has to pay his bet” Jimin whispered. You started feeling nervous. What if he does not liked your body?

 “Y/N, you do not have to do that if you don’t want” Jungkook said, noticing your reaction.

 “I’m fine… I just…” you said but cut yourself as your realized what you were about to say. Ok you could not say you were virgin. He would make fun of you for sure. “Just take me to the bedroom” you said quickly.

 “She’s amused” He played and you rolled your eyes, but couldn’t hide the blush on your cheeks.

 “Well, I’m gonna…do something. I don’t wanna hear you fucking” Jimin said, grabbing his jacket and leaving the house quickly. You were now alone with Jungkook, who was staring at you with lustful eyes. God

 “So…don’t you wanna do it on the couch? I’ve never fucked on a couch” he said as he got closer to you. I haven’t either. No way. You didn’t want your first time to be on a couch. No. You knew you weren’t his first but he was yours so, it had to be special anyway.

 “I’m not getting fucked on a couch. Take me to my bedroom” you said. He just smiled and took your hand, pulling you upstairs. The sec you got into the room, he closed the door and pushed you against it, attacking your lips.

 That was your first kiss with him, and it was already so rough. For sure he thought you weren’t virgin anymore. You kissed him back, your hands pulling him closer by his neck as his made their way to your waist. He pressed his body against yours and you gasped.

 “You know” he said between kissed, “I kind of was wishing I lost the bet. I always wanted to know how it would be to fuck you”. Oh god. Was he serious? Those words got your knees weak. You closed your eyes as he licked your earlobe, then your jaw and reached your neck. He sucked at your skin, one of his hands finding your ass. He squeezed there harshly, it felt so good. But you couldn’t focus on that. You had to tell him…

  “Jungkook, wait” you said. He stopped and looked at you, confused. Ok, here ya go.

 “I-I’m virgin, so…” your voice was almost a whisper. His eyes widened, obviously surprised.

 “What? Are you serious?” He asked, “Oh…well…That’s not a problem. Don’t worry, Y/N, I’m gonna take care of you”.

 He started placing warm kisses on your neck, licking every exposed skin. His grip on your ass were now less rough, massaging it as his other hand went under your shirt to grab our clothed boobs. You moaned slightly, earning a chuckle from him.

 “Let’s take this off” he said, taking off your shirt slowly, letting his fingertips brush against your skin teasingly. Ah, his touch felt so good. He took it off, he stared at your semi clothed boobs and you covered yourself. He stopped you.

 “Fuck, your boobs are gorgeous” he said.

 “Y-your turn” you said shyly. He smiled at you and took off his own shirt. You had seen him shirtless a lot of times but that was different. You stared at his gorgeous abs, feeling the necessity to touch it, and before you could even think about it your hands did it.

 “Like what you see?” he said cocky. Ah, this boy. He kissed you again, grabbing your legs and lifting you up, you wrapped your legs around his hips. He carried you to the bed, letting you fall onto the fluffy mattress. He was still on his feet, and started unzipping his pants. He let it fall, wearing now just his underwear. Ah, God… He crawled over you, placing him between your legs. He kissed you, his lips moving softly against yours. His hands trailed down to your waist, his fingers playing with the waistband of your shorts. He started unzipping it, slowly, as his tongue massaged yours. You started scratching his back, lost in the sensation. He pulled away from you to take off your shorts completely, and you closed your eyes. You were so nervous. He probably noticed that, because he leaned in and placed a peck on your kiss.

 “Relax, Y/N” he whispered. He placed wet kisses along your jawline, taking off your bra and then sucking your breasts.

 “This feels so good” you said. Did I just say that? He licked your nipples as his other hand played with the other one. He traveled down your stomach, till his head was finally between your legs. He took off your underwear and kissed your inner thigh, avoiding the place you wanted to feel him the most.

 “You’re already wet” his warm breath hit your pussy before he licked it. Fuck. He gave you a long, deep lick at first, and then started sucking your clit. You couldn’t help but moan, feeling his smirk against his skin.

 “Relax” he repeated and you felt his fingers teasing your entrance. Ok, here we go. He pushed one finger in, and you groaned in pain. He let his finger still.

 “You ok?” he said and you just groaned. He started pumping it in and out slowly, his tongue working at your clit. You arched your back, pleasure hitting you so hard.

 “Jungkook…I need more” you whimpered, because it was true. You wanted to actually feel him already. He stood up, only to take off his underwear, revealing his hardened dick. Fuck…. You licked your lips.

 He smirked and crawled back over you, placing his tip in your entrance.

 “Ready?” he asked. You nodded and closed your eyes as he pushed into you. He started moving slowly, letting you adjust. His pace was so slow you were becoming impatient.

 “Faster, please” you whimpered. He started to increase his pace, pounding into you faster. Oh my God that was so fucking good.

You were a moaning mess, not even caring about your shyness anymore. You dug your fingers on his back as he started to kiss you while thrusting, your walls tightening around his dick.

 “Jungkook, I think I’m close” you moaned. He started rubbing your clit, adding pleasure and you couldn’t control yourself anymore. You came hard, he followed you. He leaned his face against the gap between your neck and shoulder, panting.

 He pulled out of you, laying beside you. You had never felt so much pleasure before. He was amazing. Shit.

 “Are you Ok?” he asked.

 “Yes. Not bad, Kookie” you said, teasing him as he pulled you against him.

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Context: Party and Dragonborn Barbarian, stumble upon a murderous cult targeted against non-humans. Being a Dragonborn, and seeing children corpses lying about and burning, My character is having a hard time keeping his cool. Party tries to go the “Clever” approach, and delays combat for a setup ambush. And Ambush begins.

DB barbarians First attack: Nat 20 ends up dealing enough damage to kill one guy 3 times over and the ambush ends fairly quickly. We end up Interrogating one of the surviving members. 

Prisoner “We’re hunting your kind! Won’t be long until you worthless shits are wiped clean from this land!”

DB Barbarian “You start talking about something useful. Piss me off any more, and you’ll lose your leg.”

Prisoner “HA! You pile of filth, I can’t wait to see what kind of coat your mother will make!”

DB Barbarian “Well looks like you lost more than your leg.”

He then rolls a Nat 20 on throwing the prisoner, effectively decapitating the prisoner, from the sheer force of it.

papyrus gradually becoming more of a pussy destroyer

also for some reason Every Single Time i draw Pap i get suspicious about Sans’ size??

i just think “theres no fuckin way hes up to his chest thats too small i have to See it to Believe it”

so heres the size comparison i draw every single time

*Guy I (sorta) know* “I know a couple of Trump voters getting government assistance, subsidized health care, and that have what would be classified as preexisting conditions. I hope every last one of them loses their benefits and insurance. Not only did they make their own bed, they made a bed for everyone. Now they get to lie in it.”

*Me* “Man, even by my standards, that is fucking harsh.”

*HIm* “But it’s not.”

Saezuru 24 translation

I’ve had a reaaally long day at work and I’m too lazy to narrate, so just refer to the pictures and follow my drift, word?

We continue from last chapter’s kiss, where Yashiro is torn between resisting and indulging in Doumeki’s passion. His senses got the better of him and he finally managed to get the message across to the big guy, and that his “confession” wasn’t what Doumeki think it meant. Doumeki relents, and asks “Am I really that frightening?”

Y : Wrong. It’s not you, it’s me-
D : *grasping Yashiro’s hand on his shoulder* Even though Boss is trying to cast me aside, you said that losing me scares you. If losing me frightens you that much, then why are you afraid of me being here (by your side)?  

{yeah yashiro, listen to the guy coz you’re not making sense}

Y : *inner thoughts* If I let go of this hand now, I must give an answer. This person is–  me.
(i hate unfinished sentences!!!)
Y : You being able to get it (i.e. your dick) up was the deal breaker. I kept you by my side because of your impotence. Because no matter how much I will want to have sex with you, the fact that you can’t do it makes it meaningless, and that comforted me. But then, you destroyed that.

Y:  Whether I want to throw you away, do you, bully you, or get angry with you, I don’t know. I have no idea how to deal with you. I’m helpless when it comes to you.

Not knowing what to say, Doumeki pulls him up, grabs him by the hand and leads him to the living room.

D : I will wipe you dry, so please take off your clothes           {not exactly the sexiest way to get your partner to take his clothes off, but yeah, that works too}

With wary eyes, Yashiro obeys and removes his sling. He tries to take off his shirt, but has difficulty, so Doumeki helps him. Since he’s at it anyway, Doumeki, in his usual stoic manner, strips his boss all the way. He then gives him a towel, tells him to sit on the bed and wait a bit as he proceeds to hang Yashiro’s dripping clothes. Yashiro watches him, perplexed.

Y : *sneezes*  Ouch!….  As I thought, you are one weird guy.
D : Am I?
Y : You said before that you have never met or seen anyone like me, but you are more weird you know.
D : I don’t agree.
Y : Yes, you are. That’s because I said so.
D : I don’t think Boss is weird.
Y : The blanket… is getting we-

D : *kisses Yashiro’s hair* I loved touching your hair.
Y : …top.
D : It’s fine and soft. I have touched it several times when you were asleep.
Y : Stop…
D : I’ve always thought you were beautiful. Even on the inside, in every aspect.
Y : Stop it already…  Treating me this way. If you’re gonna do it, then hurry up and get-
D : I’ve watched you do it with other guys so many times. There were times I could calmly watch it, and times when I could not.  {my first translation was wrong, sorry}

D : I can no longer allow anyone to touch this body. So that you will end up needing only me, wanting only me.
Y : *grabs Doumeki’s hand* As I thought, it can’t be you. 

*after lots of kissing and panting*

Y : Stop it. How you’re touching me… I think I’m gonna throw up.

But of course, Doumeki won’t listen. Yashiro keeps on telling him to stop, and continues to fail.

Y : I’m gonna puke-
D : Even if you throw up, there’s no way I will stop. 

D : As expected, I might just be the same as my father.
Y : *reaching out to caress Doumeki’s cheek*  You’re wrong. You became impotent because you are pure/unsullied. But even so, I-

D :  No. 

D:  You’re wrong… If I hadn’t met you, I-

Y : *as he gets his dick licked* I said you don’t have to do-.. Ah….  Haa… I mean it, stop…  Hurry up and finish.

In response, Doumeki makes a lollipop out of his ass.

Y : *inner thoughts*  My body, my insides, he’s licking everything, leaving nothing untouched. As if to make it his own. What is this?

Trembling, Yashiro reaches his climax.
D : Boss?
Y : Every…thing. You… won’t listen (literally, you are persistent), so I’m having no more of this.

Doumeki hugs him from the back and nips.
Y : Stop i-
D : Please don’t run away, boss.

Many thanks to @nanashinohime​ for the pics! :)

anonymous asked:

Hey! Can I have something with Jumin? Maybe Jumin being really romantic and hugging MC after she acted really cute in front of him? BUT it was in a RFA's party. In front of a lot of people. OuO Thank u <3

Thank you for your request!!And i hope you like it!(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧Please feel free to send me a feedback, if this is NOT what you wanted, I’ll do it again in no time!
Any mistakes, report to me

  • MC was so cute that day, you’re always running around and kissing Jumin cheeks, but he loses it when you say “meow”.
  • Now Jumin is like glued to MC, you’re all blushed, and this makes him think that you’re even cuter now, everybody is looking at you guys, Jumin is like, all cute, all romantic, kissing your head while hugging you.
  • Seven’s laughing, taking photos, it’s not every day that you see A blushing MC and a romantic Jumin.
  • Yoosung is jealous, he wants a girlfriend too!
  • Zen is angry, Jumin doesn’t deserve you! You should be with him MC!
  • Jaehee doesn’t care,  it’s weird…But ok…
  • V’s isn’t seeing shit.
  • And Saeran’s ignoring all of this.
  • The other guests are looking like ??? This was the men that made those work proposals ??? That serious guy ???
  • Everybody is surprised, Jumin Han, smiling, hugging you tightly, wanting to give food to your mouth, kissing your cheeks, he’s even a little red?!
  • He doesn’t care about those eyes on you two, that moment is especial.
  • “Sorry for being so sweet, love…” He laughs and got close to you “I’ll be rougher when i get home…” He whispers in your ear.
  • He really can be anything that he wants, but right now he wants you close to him.
  • You’re so cute to let anybody else look and touch you, yes, he’s possessive now.
  • “What are you looking at Zen? A thing that you’ll never get? A girlfriend?”
  • “ZEN! VIOLENCE IT’S NOT THE ANSWER” While Jaehee is trying to hold Zen, Jumin’s just hugging you, kissing your head, resting his head at yours after that,he doesn’t even listening to Zen.

I’m writing a fic where Lance loses part of his memory and it would never work for any of the rest of the story but a small and perverse part of me wants to make it so the ONLY thing he can remember is the bonding moment. Like, “Yeah, I don’t know what this ‘Voltron’ thing is you guys are talking about, but I have this oddly distinct memory of that asshole Keith holding my hand and I think I was dying.”

  • Me: *understands the pain to lose someone close to you and wants to hug Blue Diamond for a long time*
  • Also Me: *understands that just because of these episodes it doesn't make any of her past actions any less terrible. understands that her current actions/portrayal don't make excuse anything from her past.*

I don’t really know where people get off playing Shion like the sensible one in the Nezushi dynamic? Or even someone mildly pragmatic or cautious? Shion would jump off a bridge on a dare. Like, we’re talking about a kid who sasses law enforcement, lets a class one criminal into his house and offers him food after being assaulted and then sleeps in the same bed after criminal shows he could clearly kill Shion, throws away his entire first class education and status on a whim and knows exactly what he’s doing when he does it, pets and plays with vicious guard dogs, reacts to getting mugged and assaulted with mild surprise, and is so caught up thinking about the love of his life that he smiles while in the heat of gunfire and still makes a comment about how cute his bae looks. 

And poor Nezumi’s over here losing his wits while Shion’s like “Today I got some free underwear out of the back of some guy’s shack. And the vendor down the street gave me this rice ball with a needle in it, should I eat it?” 

Look I’m not mad because we didn’t see a malec sex scene. I’m mad because the straight, white couple did. And that sex scene wasn’t even necessary, it didn’t add anything to the story and didn’t show much development, one of the characters involved wasn’t even a main. 

This was a huge step for Magnus and Alec. For Alec, Magnus being the first person he has ever been intimate with is a big step and has been hyped up so much by the promotional team, so for us to only get what we did almost makes me feel robbed.

For Magnus he’s letting Alec in, trusting him, what he feels for Alec is real and he doesn’t want to lose that, he feels vulnerable and we didn’t get to see much of that. They released that still of Magnus showing Alec his cat eyes and we didn’t see that either. 

I don’t know how you guys feel but I just wish that had given malec a little more screen time. Had them talk about it a little more. 

thank you for improving my relationships

I just wanted to send you guys a note saying how much of a difference you’ve made in my life, and how important your work is to so many people.

I used to be the girl who clung on too long, making excuses and tolerating fuckshit. You guys speaking on this so much helped me learn to be more functional in relationships, and value my time more. A year after listening, I cut off an absolute fuckboy and later found a happier relationship; even when that went sour, I was able to cut my losses when the time was right, without being afraid of being alone or feeling desperate enough to waste my time on a relationship that wasn’t working anymore.

I’m still waiting for the kind of fulfilling relationship I want to have, but I’m okay if it never happens. I’m happy being alone, and I find more value in my friendships with people who have been there for years, even decades.

Please remember that what you do makes a difference in the lives of others, and you guys are truly a positive force in this world. I’ve been listening since almost the beginning and love seeing how much you both have succeeded and continue to succeed.

Blessings to you both,
Anna in Boston