this guy and his twits

Oh my god ( Jacksepticeye x FemReader )

(( gif not mine ;0 ))

Originally posted by boopymooplier

(A/N): lmao this isn’t Marvel. Nope it is not because I do and can write other things. Kind of. Hey, this might end well because I used to learn German but do not expect much.

Request:  Oh, you write for dear Jackaboy? Would you mind writing something in which Reader is the most subscribed German Youtuber (like Jack is the most subscribed Irish one) and his girlfriend and they play something together with Mark and Pewds (preferably Prop Hunt) and every time she dies, she cusses the boys out in German? Calling them things like Pissnelke (Piss Carnation) and Arschgesicht (Ass Face). Yes, those are real German insults. Thanks in advance!

Warnings: Boi there will be multi bilingual swearing up in here

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“Hallo!” (Y/n) greeted eagerly, gesturing toward her set up camera “I am here, again. Back with my lovely friend Felix. And two other idiots, I don’t know, they kind of just joined…” she mumbled the last part into her microphone and snickered to herself.

“Ouch,” Mark cried and Jack laughed “You could at least introduce me as your boyfriend…” Mark faked wiping a tear to his own camera; a big grin upon his face already.

“Oi!” Jack called “That’s my line you twit.”

“Alright, alright, no fights guys,” Felix mocked, giving his own shit eating grin to his setup camera “I am the favourite so I make the rules.”

“God has spoken.” (Y/n) added. Currently starring at the loading screen of Prop Hunt, she were surprised as to how much already happened without the game even being loaded yet.

“Lmao, you guys are fucked.” she said cockily, glancing into her camera, once the game finally loaded.

“MISS (YOUTUBE NAME), THE ONE AND OnLY!” Felix called into his mic, exactly after your statement. “THE MOsT SUBSCRIBED GERMAN YOUTUBER.. even though she doesn’t have an accent, like what, totally fake fan… IS ABOUT TO GET. HER ASS HANDED TO HER. ON A SILVER PLATTER.”

She couldn’t help but shake her head and chuckle quaintly, as Mark bellowed with laughter and was quick to agree. 

“Don’t be touching her ass, mate,” Jack warned “I know where you live.”

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“ARE YOU KIDDING?!” (Y/n) yelled as she died quickly. “Who just goes around and shoots every fucking mug??!”

“Uh ha, this guy.” Mark stated smugly “Now where, oh where, is your leprechaun boyfriend?”

She twisted her face “Mark, I want you to know that you are a huge arschgesicht, and we are no longer friends”

“A what?” He asked and looked directly into his camera.

Felix couldn’t help but spit before chuckling soundly, shaking his character’s gun a bit and looking at his camera as he laughed.

“Whaaat? What does that mean?” Mark whined and turned back to his game.

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“Honey, I’m sorry it has to be this way.” Jack said, hurt lacing his voice but masked by a grin beginning to form on his bearded face.

“No you’re not! Let me live, holy shit.”

Her lamp couldn’t seem to move fast enough as she shifted her way through furniture and debris; away from Jack’s hunter.

“I love you!” she called

“Love ya’ too!” Jack said back and blew a kiss at his camera.

“Oh you fucking lustmolch…” (Y/n) finally insulted once she got shot. She pouted into her camera.

“Fookin’ what?” Jack repeated, laughing unsurely.

“Fucking slut you are Jack.” Felix breathed out after laughing again. He glanced at his camera and winked “Ah, (Y/n), if you were here, I’d give you a highfive.” and he chuckled some more.

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“So all I learned from today was that both Mark and my own boyfriend are both asshats,” (Y/n) started “and that Feli’ is my only true friend.”

Felix’s character was sat on top of (Y/n)’s chair in the middle of the kitchen.

“That’s right.” Felix smiled and shot at her character until she died. “Love ya’.”

“You goddamn pissnelke!” (Y/n) laughed and the round ended.

“HeY!” Felix began to laugh as well, with Mark and Jack joining in. “Watch your fuckin’ mouth!”

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“Okay my friend’s, that was Prop Hunt with the Holy Threesome.” (Y/n) smiled at her camera.

“Hey!” Jack and Mark said in unison, over top of Felix saying ‘kinky’.

“You learned that Mark and Jack are untrustable bastards and Felix can speak German!” she snickered.

“Ja.” the swede agreed heartily.

“So until next time; click this,” she gestured to the air on her right “to see my previous video. And any of these links to check out Mark’s, Jack’s or Felix’s channels.” she gestured to her left “Have a lovely evening!” she said finally.

“Bye!” your three friends said as well, in mock of a German accent.

“Oh my g–”

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(A/N):
So there’s that. I really actually liked the request and so I hope this story maybe did it justice. Thank you for reading!

so fuckin as u all KNOW Zack got loft ‘89 last night and I freaked out and fell into my grave I’m still in there btw six feet deep tbh
so I’m living my damn life lmao and I’m watching Jersey Shore and eating macaroni and cheese and I come on twitter and it’s BLOWING…DAMN…UP…SO I THINK TO MYSELF OMFG ZACK IS BACK ZACK ATTACK SO I’M LOOKING AND I SEE THE TWEET “I TALKED TO TAYLOR ABOUT KYLEE AND MADELINE”
AND I LITERALLY…GOT UP…AND LEFT….LMAO…………..
I WAS LIKE NOPE. NO. NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. I LITERALLY AM NOT KIDDING LMAO I LEFT. I WALKED OUT MY BEDROOM OUTSIDE INTO THE RAIN AND STOOD OUT THERE LIKE NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.
I COULDN’T PROCESS OR EMOTIONALLY!!! DEAL!! I WAS LIKE EVEN IF HE JUST SAID “MADELINE IS THE WORST PERSON I KNOW” AND SHE WAS LIKE “HAHA..ANYWAY” I WAS GOING TO DIE EITHER WAY JUST THE SHEER! THOUGHT! I CAN’T DO THIS LMAO I’M GONNA RUN AGAIN
IT TOOK ME
16 HOURS
IT HAS BEEN 16 HOURS SINCE I FIRST GOT THE DAMN NEWS AND I’M STILL NOT 100% ALL MENTALLY THERE YOU GUYS SHOULDV'E SEEN ME LAST NIGHT like in person lmao you don’t understand what was goin on I thought I was gonna have to be taken away
anyway so finally I come back inside and I’m like shaking like a leaf and I cannot physically look at my TL I don’t even wanna damn know I’m soTERRIFIED for my life
memewhile I’m tlakin to my friend on aim and I’m literally having a mental breakdown like “I CAN’T DO THIS I CAN’T LOOK” AND SHE WAS LIKE “LOOK!!!!!!!!! U GOD DAMN URCHIN”
SO FINALLY………MY ASS….LOOKS………..
fuckin okay so he put it in video form and what I wouldn’t give for u guys to see the video but he’s f@ke and has his twit locked so I HAD A TRANSCRIPT LMAO
OF THE VIDEO
VIDEO TRANSCRIPT CONTAINING THE INFORMATION OF ZACK AND TAYLOR SWIFT TALKIN ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!! ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LITERALLY WHEN I FIRST WATCHED THIS VIDOE I WATCHED IT ABOUT 17 TIMES OVER I’M NTO KIDDING LMAO THIS 30 SECOND VID I WATCHED IT 17 STRAIGHT TIMES OVER AND OVER
okay here we go
“I was like she’s the queen of the fandom everyone loves her. talyor was like "how long has she been a fan for?” and I was like seven years I think. she’s been a fan for a really long time since the beginning. I
was like she put she has this hilarious video of her screaming when you came out to perform SSN at the jonas brothers concert. she was like oh my god that is amazing. what’s her url again? I was like andthatlittleblackdress. and she was like…and…that…little…black…dress…I’m going to remember that.“
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I WAS LIKE………………………………
I’M LIKE…………..
I CNA’T OD THIS I CN’T HAVE THIS ONCVERAITON I GOTTA L EAVE AGAIN I’M LEAVING BYEE

anonymous asked:

Now im reading on twitter that Zayn will come back to One Direction on 26th cause his sister twitted about that date. The guys on 26th will be at TCF Bank Stadium in Minneapolis, Minnesota at 7:00 pm in CDT. Hope this is true cause i miss Zayn!

We’ll see but I highly doubt it!