this guy actually gets so happy tho

jjungcockk  asked:

pretty sure everyone who masturbates gets caught at some point in their life!! don't worry too much about it babe... I remember locking my door & building a fort out of blankets so I could hide my little TV under them... (this is back in the day when VCRs existed - CAN U TELL HOW OLD I AM?! lol...) and I just kept rewinding a sex scene from American Pie. My GRANDMOTHER started banging on my door until I opened it & proceeded to talk to me about Jesus and how I needed to repent. Lmaaaoo

ahahaha yeah im not too worried tbh this is my 3rd time getting caught by my mum lmao but tbhh im a lil worried since it was crossdressing guys this time (the other times was straight porn) and like she knows im bi but shes not happy about it so :(((((((((

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OMG THNATS ACTUALLY INCREDIBLE THO WWOW. ok but like i understand the exprience of being told to repent like my mum made me go to a counsellor to ‘fix me’ lmao jokes on her tho my counsellor actually really helped me and gave me the confidence to come out publically B^))

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GUYS. PLS HEAR ME OUT.

WHAT IF…THE WISE AND UNCONVENTIONAL GUY, RACHEL WAS PERTAINING TO IN HER NOTE TO FRANK… IS ACTUALLY NATHAN PRESCOTT AND NOT MARK JEFFERSON (aka satan)?

I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT. IN THE DINER SCENE WHERE YOU GET TO EXTRACT INTEL FROM DIFF PEOPLE… UPON APPROACHING NATHAN, HE WAS SO HAPPY WHEN HE THOUGHT RACHEL WAS ALIVE (MISTOOK MAX FOR HER BECAUSE SHE WORE RACHEL’S CLOTHES). HE AWFULLY KNOWS A LOT ABOUT HER AND FRANK… AND HOW SHE NEVER REALLY LOVED THE “LOSER”. HE ALSO BECOMES SO DEFENSIVE WHEN IT COMES TO RACHEL’S IMAGE. IT REALLY CAME OFF THAT THEY WERE CLOSE FRIENDS.

LOOK AT RACHEL’S NOTE AGAIN… AND NOTICE HOW THERE IS A SMALL PORTION OF TORN PAPER THAT LOOKS LIKE THE MISSING PIECE FROM NATHAN’S “PASSWORD NUMBER DOODLES”… AND DON’T FORGET THE SIMILAR MAGAZINES THAT MAX OBSERVED IN NATHAN’S ROOM, AS IT WAS ALSO FOUND IN CHLOE AND RACHEL’S JUNKYARD HIDING SPOT.

WHY???

WHY WERE THEY THERE? 

THERE HAS TO BE A REASON, RIGHT?

IT JUST MADE ME THINK OF NATHAN AND RACHEL’S TRUE AND UNEARTHED RELATIONSHIP…

COULD IT BE THAT THEY ALSO HAD A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP? 

COULD IT BE THAT NATHAN FOUND SOLACE IN RACHEL’S COMPANY AND THAT HE DIVED INTO A NEVER-ENDING, INSANE SPIRAL THE MOMENT HE LET HER DIE? HENCE, THE “RACHEL IN THE DARK ROOM” DRAWINGS WERE CREATED.

COULD IT BE POSSIBLE THAT NOTHING IS WHAT IT SEEMS?

GUYS

Guys guess the fuck what

I am officially completely returning very

Very

VERY 

VERY

VERY

Soon :3

I missed you guys and I dunno if any of you even missed me but I sure as hell missed this fandom and all the peeps in it XD

AND GET READY CAUSE THIS SMOL BITCH GOT SOME GOOD ERERI SHIT UP HER SLEEVE 

COUGH COUGH HATERS COUGH COUGH I SEE YOU IN MY MESSAGES

Ahem… Yah

:D

ewww so sorry for this crappy edit lmao i tried to be cute

ok so omg guys I OFFICIALLY HAVE 1K FOLLOWERS!!!

I am honestly just so happy that so many of you guys actually like my blog lol I never thought that I’d gain so many! You guys are all wonderful and beautiful and I love each and every one of you guys ok ^^ (I’ll stop blabbering now and start this follow forever


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