this got to me


king of white dress shirts. king of black ripped skinny jeans. king of singing and dancing simultaneously. king of butterfly. king of honey-brown hair. king of my life. king of my heart. king.

Look here look here my throat is closing up and shit, I’m having heart issues. Look man I need medical attention. Yo I just wanna thank like so many people yo I wanna thank like the spirit world and the cosmos and shit I wanna thank this man’s parents, you know, his creators just like hoo boi like man oh man dude I mean 👌🏾👌🏾🗣🗣👀✍🏾👆🏾☝🏾👆🏾☝🏾👆🏾👆🏾👌🏾👍🏾👏🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙏🏾👏🏾🙏🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾🤒👌🏾❗️❗️

Dating Damon Salvatore would include...

-Him cuddling you and putting his arm around you all the time

-Drinking bourbon with him 

-Him calling you sweetheart or babe all the time 

-Heated makeout sessions

-Leading to obviously amazing, mind blowing sex

- In literally every surface of the house

-Getting lost in those blue eyes 

-Dealing with his sassy quips 

-You actually find them pretty funny and often reciprocate 

-Sharing Alaric as a drinking buddy

-Damon being super overprotective of you

-Basically living at the Salvatore boarding house 

-Waking up to him every morning, limbs entangled, fingers intertwined 

-Being late for where ever you need to be because he can’t move from that position

-Calming him down from hit fights with stefan because you always know what to say

-Him cohering you into the bath with him

-”This is possibly the best idea you’ve ever had”

-You complaining every time he kills someone

-Leading to an argument for the whole of the Salvatore boarding house, if not Mystic Falls to hear

-But you could never actually argue, so rough make-up sex is always on the cards

-Road trips to New York among other places which you love because you have never seen the world before 

-Him kissing your head and your cheeks when you are cuddling together, which you often are

-”You know I don’t know what I see in you, Salvatore”

- “oh, Y/N, you know you love me almost as much as I love you”


well I wanted to post this on tumblr but guess what tumblr is a piece of shit so I’m going to upload it on there through here sorry but hey if you like twenty one pilots have fun

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