this gonna be a dood day

sometimes youve just got to hide your favourite local vandal from your overprotective cousin,, and sometimes you fail 

  • today is "speak your language" day, and as a dutch-speaking human, i'm gonna write out my most often used words/phrases when talking to english-speaking friendos, often out of my bilingual rage-
  • neuker: fucker
  • je neuken vekker: you fucking bitch
  • ik hou van jullie: i love y'all
  • je maakt een grapje: you're kidding
  • mijn zoetje: (literally means sweetener but my grootmoeder used as term of endearment meaning) my sweet/sweetie
  • ik bid voor de dood: i pray for death
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@did-ya-miss-anti wants a starter and it’s gonna be angst thanks to the letter meme

The Host had been gone for so long. Just disappeared one day, and no one knew what had happened. He was just gone, vanished. Swallowed by the earth.
He had taken nothing with him, nothing at all. Like he had just been suddenly plucked from the ground where he had stood.

But he was back. No one knew yet. No one had found him yet.

It was a clear night, stars shining brightly. At the lake where the Host had once taken Anti to help him calm down, the stars were reflected like in a mirror.
And there at the edge the Host was. Hair disheveled, coat missing. Black shirt ripped in places. Dried blood decorated his clothes, barely notable due to their dark colour, but also his face and hands. A piece of cloth was around his eyes instead of his usual bandage, and it was dirty and bloody.

He was laying on the ground, perhaps had collapsed here. Not that it mattered much. He was half asleep, half unconscious even, and just enjoying the feeling of grass beneath him. Air around him.

anonymous asked:

Important question: is Ko the uncle you see only on Thanksgiving, or is he the uncle that takes you everywhere, including to his former cult's hideout?

Komaeda is the Uncle that your parents would never leave you alone with, who knows you’re not supposed to be left alone with him, but still gets invited to all of the events and you still end up getting left alone him.

Basically imagine the parent takes his niece/nephew to the carnival, but due to a mishap they have to go clean off in the restroom and you can’t go with them. They say “Komaeda. Five minutes. I am going to be gone for five minutes. Can you manage this for five minutes?” All of this menacingly whispered between the two as though the kid can’t hear. He smiles and says yeah, of course, what are you worried about. The parent then bends down and says “You’re gonna be with Uncle Ko for a few minutes, ok? Be good!”

5 minutes later they walk out of the bathroom and see this


“Haha it’s fine! We just went to go play a game”

and the parent is pissed because they gave him an order but they don’t want to be a rude to the kid.

He also tells stories that a kid would assume is made up, like the one about how he cut his own arm off during his cult days.

anonymous asked:

I'm about to be a Jr. And I took two AP level classes (the only ones offered and my senior year I'm moving up to mostly all AP level classes) and I'm so nervous. I took one my sophomore year and managed to pass the exam with a 4. I remember you saying you took AP classes and wanted to know how you balanced your school work load, social life, work, and after school clubs

the answer is: I didnt. I was kinda a fuckin mess throughout high school in the u.s LMAO. on that note, im gonna be real with you. You cant have a perfect balance. theres not enough hours in a day in order to have everything you want, but there is time for everything. the secret is prioritizing.

first things first, I am NOTHING without a planner, my dood. That tiny lil book keeps me organized even to this day. My first thing was to get all necessary assignments done (like homework/studying/essays/etc.), and then I always had dance every day from 6-9 on weekdays. If I wanted to go to a party, I made sure to not procrastinate and just get things out of the day. It sounds like such basic advice, but seriously. Do not procrastinate. You’re going to have to do it in anyways, so its better to do it now and get full credit rather than do it later and get marked off for being late/sloppy. Work hard for what you want, and know when to say no to the voice in your head that says you need to constantly grind. Everyone needs a break at some point. You can also combine work and play into one with study dates with friends and such. Me and my friend jamie went to chipotle or the library ALL THE TIME freshman year and it was both efficient and hella fun. You got dis dood

A smol announcement

I’ve been thinking…while Andra is my girl, and will always be one of my mains, I have a LOT of characters. I’m never going to be satisfied playing only one, and honestly, juggling between different blogs and sides is just…way too much for me? So I think I’m gonna make this a multi-muse blog. 

Might change my name too. I’ve recently realised that some people might be a little uncomfortable with it, and I’m also not going to be exclusively Undertale anymore. A lot of my muses are Slenderverse, or–gasp–totally, 100% original. I know, wild, right?

So y’know. Expect some big changes the next couple days, my doods.

in the heights au: everything is the same except sonny is actually invited to ninas dinner

joots-of-travel  asked:

what are super best friends up to these days?? i haven't watched in forever :(

Well, they’ve started doing quite a bit. No idea how long ago “forever” is, so I’ll go over the biggest stuff they’ve done in the past year or so. So I guess people can consider this as a “Masterpost for Super Best Friends updates/milestones”

1 - They started a podcast. It’s pretty fucking hilarious. It’s so high quality, that I actually used to help Woolie by making timestamps on the podcast. So yea, I listened to the podcasts 2 or 3 times they were so good. Totally worth it.

2 - They started going to cons, which includes a lot of con videos of them walking around, and panels. TooManyGames is the newest one, as it’s gonna start up in a few days.

3 - They started a weekly series called “Friday Night Fisticuffs” where they play awesome fighting games. If the fighting game ISN’T so awesome, it instead transforms into “Saturday Morning Scrublords” - the most Legendary of which being Bio F.R.E.A.K.S, during which they challenge Maximillian Dood to do a Boss Rage, and he actually responds to their challenge.

4 - Creepy Anime Bullshit is a series where we see the types of games Liam plays. It’s going to have an animated intro by Zone-Tan soon. I’m not gonna link to Zone-Tan, unlike everything else, as I don’t wish to incriminate myself.

5 - Speaking of animations… CrankyConstruct and PlagueofGripes have done A LOT of them. And they basically work with the best friends now, as they make intros for some of their new series.

6 - They started doing “week of” series. Basically, every once and a while, they’ll dedicate themselves to a theme and do a game based off that theme once a day for a week. For exmaple, Mechaweek or Jurassic Park week.

7 - Matt’s Sexy Bond-A-Thon returned!

8 - The Best Friends got really popular! Now they have over half a million subscribers, and have appeared on other Youtube channels. Namely, The Co-optional Podcast, DidYouKnowGaming, and Hot Pepper Gaming.

9 - Mystery Box! Yet another new format, where they pull something out of the box, and they play it. Usually some trash game Matt bought at a con, but sometimes it could be a good game. Such as Shamu Character action.

10 - Since you’re someone who uses tumblr, this might be very important to you… they have Tumblr’s now!  You can check them out at realestmatt angrierpat excelsioryuken and vanillanachos. I am still confused as to how Liam doesn’t have a profile picture. I think he’s doing it on purpose, now.

Yea, I think that about covers it. Of course, if you want a full list of LP’s that they’ve done since your absense, you can just check their wiki. Cause if I were to list them, it would probably be just a super prejudiced list of all the stuff I like, while ignoring some of the super popular LP’s like Bloodborne or Game of Thrones.

That being said, check out Def Jam Fight for New York, Aria of Sorrow, Sonic Adventure, Life is Strange, and Super Mario RPG. Those are their more recent ones that I loved more than my left arm.

The G Train Hates You and So Do I

GUEST: What’s the best way to get to the G line?
CONCIERGE: Where is it that you’re looking to go?
GUEST: That’s not important. I just need the G line. My wife is running a marathon, you know.
CONCIERGE: A jerk like you doesn’t deserve a wife with amazing calves.
CONCIERGE: (actually said) That’s great! What stop on the G line? It will affect the directions I give you.
GUEST: Just you know, anywhere along there. She’s running the marathon.
CONCIERGE: Did you have a particular place?
GUEST: Yes. Nassau Ave.
CONCIERGE: Great, take the E to Court Square, then transfer to a Church Avenue-bound G train to Nassau Ave. It’s a Sunday, so they’re running about every 20 minutes.
GUEST: Uhhh, chyeah, but it's Marathon Sunday. So they’re going to run a bunch of extra G lines so people can go and look at the runners. I looked at the race map, it goes right over the G. You think they’ll run a bunch of extra G’s, don’t you?
CONCIERGE: Man makes plans and the G train laughs.
CONCIERGE: (actually said) Nope, they’ll be every 20 minutes or so.
GUEST: No. I think they’ll run more of them. It’s the marathon.
CONCIERGE: Okay. I live in Brooklyn off the G train. I’ve lived in New York for a decade. And my father has run that marathon about a dozen times, including today. But sure. Let’s go with your unfounded ideas about the G train and how it cares about our wives and their awe-inspiring acts of athletic excellence. It’s literally your first fucking day in this city and you’re breezily denying the information you sought from a travel expert, but sure, let’s go with you. You were raised from birth to believe that every passing thought that farts across your frontal lobe is the gospel truth. Sure. Let’s go with your gut, Mr. My-Wife-Has-No-Toenails. The G train is made out of unicorns and runs every 30 seconds and serves fresh pierogis and borscht for free all the time. Also it kisses the backs of your ears, but not in a sloppy way. Enjoy your fucking day. I’m gonna go walk stoically into the ocean waves because fuck you and fuck hotels and fuck everything.
CONCIERGE: (actually said) Nope, every 20 minutes. Have a nice day!

its official!!!!

on june 10th im moving to WA!!!!!!!! I got the job as a youth worker in isolated communities in rural areas n i run like sports programs n work with indigenous youth all day do cool fukin activities!!!! FUCK!!!! I CANT BELIVE IM MOVING STATES!!!!!! all my accommodation is paid for im gona be living with 1 other dood in a house!! im gonna be over there for 3 whole months!!!!! 2 weeks away!!! in the course of 2 days 1 decision has turned my whole year around!!!!!!! I CANT BELIEVE THIS!!!!!!!! today is a very good day even tho its the raniest greyest day of the year so far it turned out to be the best!!!!!!!

anonymous asked:

Mansi, how the hell am I gonna survive school? Today was the first day, and one kid litERALLY ATE a fuckiNG flY??

listen my dood….in my school one guy literally once said “boys do the kissing when smooching…girls can’t kiss..” and I’m still alive after going to that shit hole 6 days a week (we don’t get saturdays off) so you’ll survive my guy