There are soooooo many people out there who ask “Why do you like Loki so much? He’s a villain.” And while I don’t have the time to list everything, (because let’s be honest who does?) I am now writing down the points of why people need to love this dude. Also known as,
Why You Should Love The Psychotic But Still Hot Space Prince.
Point Number One: His Eyes.
Now, I think we can all agree that girls are suckers for a guy with pretty eyes. I mean who doesn’t like looking at a guy with beautiful eyes?
Its just in our nature.
I mean, I could probably like Loki just because of his eyes. Have you seen them?! Its like you’re just sitting there the whole time having a debate with yourself on what color they are. I’m pretty sure I’ve this conversation with myself like twice.
“Blue or green? Green our blue? Okay I think they’re blue. No wait, they’re green. Yup. One hundred percent sure they’re green. Actually they’re blue. Okay I’m defs for sure that they are blue. Well…….maybe they’re grey? ”
Yeah. Its like the sweetest torture known to man. But also kind of a weird thing to do, but if you’re a fan girl, there’s weirder things you’ve done.
So, my conclusion for his eye color, (for now) is that they are a mixture of blue, green and sliver/grey. And honestly that is a very attractive color for eyes. At least to me.
I know there are some people out there who prefer dark eyes, and that’s totally cool. But if you don’t think that Loki has beautiful, stunning, amazing, etc. eyes, then I will question whether you’re human or not.
Point Number Two: His Hair.
I love guys with dark hair. I don’t what it is, but there’s just something about dark haired guys that I love. And let me tell you, Loki has amazing dark hair.
Now, while its kind of long, and I prefer short haired guys, I still love his hair. (Especially in the first Thor movie. I mean whew! *fans self*)
The thing that I really want to do with his hair is run my hands through it. Oh my goodness I can only imagine how soft it would be. *shivers* And he has shiny hair too, so yeah, there’s that too.
And really, I just don’t know what else to say about it. I like the dude’s hair, its a really cool shade (?) of black and I really wanna run my hands through it.
Point Number Three: His Clothing Style.
LEATHER, GOLD ARMOR, A CAPE, AND MORE LEATHER!!!
Needless to say, I like his clothing choice.
We all know (I hope) that his signature colors are green, gold and black. And I love those colors together. So those colors on Loki does something to me.
We’ve all seen in the Avengers and in Thor, though briefly, his ‘mortal’ style.
I LOVE A GUY IN A SUIT.
Seriously, its almost my religion.
Guys in suits are waaaaaaay more attractive than this stupid 'dope style’ or whatever its called. What even is that?
Okay, so you have a hat on backwards, your pants are falling off and your shoes are horrifyingly red.
That’s not appealing to me AT ALL.
Now, it would get annoying after a while to have your guy always wearing a suit, so I really would like to know how Loki would dress casually.
Would he? Or would he just always be wearing a suit?
But his clothing style definitely fits my criteria.
Point Number Four: He Is Literally Prince Charming.
I’m sure every girl when she was little, dreamed of having a Prince Charming come and marry her or something.
Well, Loki could charm the pants off anyone (they don’t call him 'Silver Tongue’ for nothing I’m sure *wink wink wiggle wiggle*), and he’s a Prince. Of a cool space kingdom.
Thus, I give you Prince Charming.
Now, as much as I hate to say it, Loki is a fictional character.
Yes I just committed the number one fangirl sin. But hear me out.
Even though he’s not real, I’m sure if he was and you were lucky enough to be his significant other, he would treat with the utmost respect.
There are SO many fanfictions out there where he treats his girlfriend or whatever like crap.
I’m sorry but no.
Loki would be the most respectful partner in the world. Even surpassing Captain America. (Forgive me Steve for I have sinned.)
He would treat you like a freaking queen. Am I right? (Yes, yes I am)
Point Number Five: The Tragic Back Story.
Lots of girls like a guy with a tragic back story or something like that.
Well let me tell you that Loki is like the Prince of all tragicness.
I mean, his father is like the worst, he was always second to Thor and he found out that he is not in fact Asgardian, but an Andorian with Elsa’s powers. (If you didn’t get the reference I will be upset with you.)
How sad is that?
(Which I don’t know about you, but I would totally cry if I found out that I wasn’t Asgardian.*sniff sniff*)
Point Number Six: His Height.
As a member of the short girl club, I can tell that most of us love it when someone really tall hugs us. It feels super comforting and you always feel really safe.
Well, Loki is tall. And while I’ve never hugged him, I’ve hugged my brother, who is the same height as him,(Or rather the same height as Tom Hiddleston who plays Loki so…..) and let me tell you, he gives like the best hugs ever. (When he’s not squeezing the life out of you)
If you’re a tall girl and want a guy that isn’t shorter than you, then I give you Loki. I highly doubt that you’re gonna be taller than him. (Unless you’re 6" 3 which if you are, I’m so sorry.)
So that concludes my points on why people should love Loki as much as I do.