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“I… what?” Sam asked, raising an eyebrow at you.

You breathed out a laugh, shaking your head.

“Will you fake-marry me?” you repeated, looking him straight in the eye as he was perched on the table, “Come on Sammy, don’t make me beg.”

“Shouldn’t you be down on one knee?” he asked, and you sighed.

“I’m not actually proposing,” you reminded me him, “It’s just to appease my mom.”

Sam shrugged, a smirk appearing on his face, “Ask me properly or it’s a no.”

You groaned, getting down on one knee, looking up at him in irritation.

“Samuel Winchester, my good friend, my roommate. My ‘we’re both drunk and horny’ fuck-buddy,” Sam laughed, and you continued, “Will you please do me the honour of fake-marrying me so my mom will get off my back about me dying alone?”

“That was beautiful,” he told you, and you rolled your eyes.

“Is that a yes?” you asked, still on the floor.

“Do we get to have fake-wedding-night sex?” he asked, tapping his finger to his chin in faux-thought.

“If that’s your only condition, fuck yes.”

“Then yes,” he grinned, pulling you to your feet, “I’ll fake-marry you, you dork.”

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“When he pulled the now pale skinned platinum blonde from the chemicals he felt an odd sensation… It wasn’t hatred, it wasn’t irritation. So what could it have been? When she flashed him a grin it hit him, it was much more than he had realized he could feel. It ran deeper in him than his negativity, it was more consuming than his hatred. This woman was not who she once was, she was someone else. Someone more like him, someone he could relate to. And it was all his own doing, he knew that. He’d cracked the shell of the Harleen he’d once known and unleashed something else. The woman he held in his arms now was his creation, and for this, he was proud.”

Joker X Harley Week: Day 1- Pride

Hey everyone! In honour of so many things, namely bc I’m almost done with high school, I’m so close to a follower goal, exo and bts are winning so many awards, teen wolf’s final season and also because I’m going to change my url soon and I really wanted to do a ff with this url, ANWAYS! This is my first follow forever and I want to deeply thank every single one of you, I love all your blogs and you guys really make my dash a better place. I don’t talk to some of you (bc I’m an awkward turtle with the conversation skills of a piece of bread) but I admire you all. This is probably so long and y’all are getting irritated by now hahaha but I’m such a sap, sorry ^.^

Special thanks to my stydia fam, I love you guys so much and I am so grateful for your support and love: (y’all are gonna kill me for being sappy aren’t ya hahah sorry guys) 

@anneweaver @auderyjensen @baryalens @lewissimon @mrtinsky @regvlusblxck @sarahreesemd

Special thanks to some of the great friend’s I’ve met along the way, I love y’all:

@nadiahilker @nickymorello @forgottenstilinski @jamescarstairs @coliver @ginevra17

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I am so, so sorry if I left anyone out, please shoot me a message if I did and I will definitely add you. Thank you all so much, don’t hesitate to ask or message me for anything, I’m always here if you need someone to talk to. I hope you all are having a lovely day/night and I love each and every one of you ♥♥♥

BAD TEMPER IImasterlist + [part one found here]

A/N: Since you all sent such lovely feedback on the first part, I thought it would be nice to make a prt two (also bc i really wanted to) so I hope you enjoy this one as well!

Word Count: 4.1K+ 

Warning: Profanity

There was nothing like the sweet feeling of returning home–or that burning sensation that still lingered on your cheek from Kylo’s kiss–it almost was as if the man had lips of fire that burned with passion and desire…which only made you the slightest of flustered and irritated. Flying the TIE fighter wasn’t as bad as you expected, although it was tricky, you remembered a few tips Poe had told you about piloting which were (surprisingly) useful.

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Legendary Jets quarterback Joe Namath didn’t make the playoffs in 1972, leading his injury-plagued team to a .500 record. But Broadway Joe wasn’t going to let a little thing like “wins” keep him out of the Super Bowl. He still had his endorsements, including one with Noxzema, who was peddling a new anti-irritation shaving cream in a now-famous Super Bowl commercial.

It opens with a probably hammered Namath, who utters the line “I’m so excited, I’m gonna get creamed!” with all the pomp and circumstance of the first stoner to discover puns. Enter the eye candy, played by a then-unknown Farrah Fawcett.

Farrah lathers up Joe’s face while singing the commercial’s jingle. Joe, clearly smitten with the woman applying shaving cream to his face, can only stand there and smile like an overweight golden retriever getting his belly rubbed.

6 Terrible Super Bowl Ads You Won’t Believe Actually Ran


you and Seb are sitting at the table eating dinner and talking about your day. Seb is telling you about a call he got from Anthony Russo when you receive a message.
“- so Anthony called me and-” *ding*
“Well anyway, he called me and said- *ding* *ding* *ding*
This makes Sebastian frustrated. "Ok who keeps texting you?” You look and see the irritation in Sebastian’s eyes. “It’s no one Seb, don’t worry about it.”
This only irritates him more. “Obviously it is someone if you keep checking your phone!”
“Fine. You wanna know who it is? It’s my ex. He won’t stop texting me!”
Before you realize what’s happening, Sebastian has taken your phone from you.
“Sebastian! What are you doing?”
“I’m gonna let him know that you are already taken, and that if he doesn’t leave you alone he’ll have to deal with me.” Sebastian opens the camera on your phone and records a video with the following message.

“Hello, (Ex boyfriends name) I’m Sebastian, Y/n’s current boyfriend, and I just wanted to let you know that I can’t wait for you to meet my fist. Leave my girl alone. You had your chance, and now it’s mine, so back off.”

He presses send and hands you back your phone.
“Why are you looking at me like that?” He asks you.
“ I think someone was jealous”
Sebastian crosses his arms and pouts. “I was not.”
“Whatever you say, babe”

Sorry this is my worst one so far! I’m working on it!


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Hello everyone i’m back again with new imagine. Hope you guys like it and kindly do ignore the grammatical mistakes. ^^ 

p.s: i updated my masterlist, those who are interested can have a look at it. ^^

Boxing always helped me to be calm, I loved doing it between the shows, when we were touring or even when I was at home I was working out. Honestly boxing makes my mind at peace, and I feel like I remove all the frustration and negativities. And today was no lesser different, I already had my boxing gloves on and was practising hard with Mark, I was feeling restless for some unknown reasons  and this was making me irritated. 

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                                                              for better for worse,
                                                              for richer for poorer,
                                                         in sickness and in health,
                                                            ‘til death do us part.


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countdown to Hemlock Grove Romancek season 3 ⇢ 103: The Order of the Dragon

Are you sure it wasn’t you? I never go out on an empty stomach. Also, fuck you.


to b1a4′s talented leader jung jinyoung: happy birthday! #happyjinyoungday