this game is going crazy man

domestic/family starter prompts
  • “Just a little while longer.”
  • “Can you come tuck me in?”
  • “Come on, I’ll tuck you in.”
  • “Did you sleep okay last night?”
  • “C’mon, read me something! Just like old times.”
  • “Is that my shirt?”
  • “Can we stay in tonight?”
  • “Will you stay with me?”
  • “Shh, it’s okay.”
  • “Go to sleep, go to sleep.”
  • “Hold my hand.”
  • “C’mere, it’s alright.”
  • “You’re fine.”
  • “You’re apart of the family.”
  • “Hug?”
  • “Gimme a kiss!”
  • “Can I snuggle with you?”
  • “Your breakfast is getting cold!”
  • “Tickle, tickle, tickle!”
  • “I got you something!”
  • “No, go back to sleep.”
  • “What are you smiling about?”
  • “He’s such a downer.”
  • “Here, I’ll zip you up.”
  • “Do you want me to read to you?”
  • “I know a lullaby. Think that’ll help you sleep?”
  • “Turn around!”
  • “Your tie is crooked.”
  • “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
  • “Can we get a dog?”
  • “I love you.”
  • “Time for your bath.”
  • “You first.”
  • “Lemme wash your hair.”
  • “Stop squirming!”
  • “My turn!”
  • “Mind if I move a bit closer?”
  • “Can I stay the night?”
  • “Don’t you dare go outside without a coat.”
  • “They forgot to flush!”
  • “Come here!”
  • “Mom! They’re being mean!”
  • “Dad! They’re being mean!”
  • “Help! They’re being mean!”
  • “Think we can play a board game later?”
  • “Don’t be so mean to them, you understand me?”
  • “Watch your tone!”
  • “Here. I’ll do it for you. Give me the tie.”
  • “Don’t slam the door!”
  • “Eat your greens.”
  • “Stop playing with your food.”
  • “Your room looks like a cyclone ran through it.”
  • “Happy Birthday!”
  • “They sing like a goddamn crow.”
  • “Don’t sass me, young lady.”
  • “Don’t sass me, young man.”
  • “Don’t sass me, little one.”
  • “I don’t like kissing them.”
  • “I was gone for ten fucking minutes!”
  • “Read to me.”
  • “What is going on?”
  • “You’re crazy, but I like that.”
  • “Hey, watch out for them, okay?”
  • “I got the last slice of pizza. I’m gonna have to throw it up for you to get it.”
  • “We’re out of milk again!”
  • “Who wants a hearty breakfast?”
  • “Back in my day….”
  • “They’re my annoying younger sibling.”
  • “We don’t need another kid.”

April’s Featured Game: ARCADEA

GENRE: Fantasy, Adventure, Puzzle
SUMMARY: In the world of Arcadea, people can accomplish their dreams. How? Through video games of course! Everybody who lives in Arcadea has a special arcade machine they can visit in their dreams that lets them fulfill their strongest wishes. Whether it’s to go on an adventure, or make friends, or fall in love, or solve a mystery, or completely start a new life, there’s a game made just for them..
The game follows Maisie, a new arrival to Arcadea. She’s not very interested in all this gaming stuff; her only goal is to find an important person. But along the way, she can’t help but be roped into other people’s problems. She also can’t help that the arcade machines seem to glitch around her. A lot.

Our Interview With The Dev Team Below The Cut!

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tatertottyss  asked:

yo i heard you got that good bmc headcanons. Can ya share your michael and boyf_riends hcs please ty friend

i don’t have too many right now, but i promise i will post some more soon!! i hope these are okay??

boyf riends
- michael plays with silly putty in class/when his anxiety gets bad/as a distraction, because fidget spinners don’t work for him
- he’ll sit and play with it while him and jeremy cuddle and watch movies
- he’s lost tons of them, so one day jeremy goes to the store and gets a shit ton of them bc they’re cheap af and he gives them to michael
- michael cries bc he’s so happy and he didn’t realize jeremy noticed (how could you not? he always had them)
- michael decides one day he really wants a cat
- he doesn’t tell jeremy and just picks him up at his house and takes him to the shelter
- he asks which one jeremy thinks he should adopt, and secretly acts like they’re adopting one together
- send me name suggestions? i’m thinking they’d name it Zelda (my cats nickname is zelda)
- ummmm, tell me michael wouldn’t get a piercing
- he’d be at the mall with jeremy and just “!!!!” when he sees that there’s a sale
- gets the side of his nose pierced (not a septum, but maybe he’d get that later?) and gets his tongue pierced when jeremy walks out bc he can’t handle the needles
- holy shit michael with a tongue piercing
- decides not to mention it until he’s laughing hard at something j says a few days later and jeremy is just like “YOU GOT YOUR TONGUE PIERCED?!”
- j secretly wonders what it’s like to kiss someone with a tongue piercing
- michael doesn’t wait for it to heal completely before he gets a slushie and it STINGS LIKE A MOFO
- talks jeremy into going back and getting his ears pierced, oh man that boy with small black studs in his ear it drives michael crazy
- jeremy picks up random patches he sees sometimes for michael to put on his jacket
- michael starts making jeremy a hoodie like his!! he gets a bunch of patches (including the bi pride flag arm patch to match his rainbow one) and gives it to him once it has a good amount of them!!

It’s Hiveswap developer interview day!

Hey there, Hiveswap and Homestuck fans - Ash here once again, bringing you another interview with one of the individuals bringing their talents to bear on Hiveswap’s development at this very moment! This week we’re chatting with Dan Hernbrott, one of the invaluable programmers on our engineering team. Let’s go pick his brain for a bit, shall we?

Introduce yourself to the fans! What is your specific role on the Hiveswap team?

My name’s Dan! I’m a programmer focusing on bug fixes and system enhancements.

When and how did you get your start on the Hiveswap project?

I started at the end of March. Spencer, the QA lead, recommended me and I was brought on after a short interview with Tom [Hunt, another one of our engineers who I have previously interviewed – Ash].

Tell us a little bit about your career background! How did you get your start in programming? Do you have any advice for others looking to enter this field?

I went to college for game development and became deeply entranced by programming. For anyone wanting to make games, dip your toes in the water! It’s never been easier to make games, and there’s lots of resources available to you online. And connect with your local scene as well.

We’re making a video game, so of course the question must be asked: what’s your favorite game of all time, and what games are you playing currently (if any)?

Metroid Prime is one of my big favorites, but the game I played that made me want to make games was dys4ia. For games I’m currently playing, The Binding of Isaac is always in my rotation.

Have you played any particularly polished or refined games that have informed any of your own programming work, either on Hiveswap or just in general?

The games that have inspired me the most are Metroid Prime (no surprise, considering I just named it as one of my favorites!) and Dark Souls, for their tight controls and incredible pacing and atmosphere; Zero Escape: Virtue’s Last Reward, for its approach to narrative design in the context of games; How Do You Do It and dys4ia, for their use of kinesthetics to emphasize each game’s themes; and finally Spelunky, for its impeccable design in general. I’m most focused on creating streamlined, highly reactive controls and finding intuitive ways to relate information to the player, so hopefully that comes across in Hiveswap!

Imagine you’ve been given an unlimited budget and time frame to make your dream game. Tell us (briefly!) about that game in terms of genre, style, platforms, etc. Is it an original game or a long-desired sequel to an existing game? Go crazy!

I’d really like to make a game where you’re on a spaceship with a group of strangers (online or in person), and you have to both navigate the ship and negotiate Game of Thrones-level political situations as a team.

What’s your workstation like? Do you like to listen to any particular kinds of music while you work? If so, tell us about it!

Oh man, my workstation is such a mess. Papers and notebooks all over the place.

Do you have a personal message you’d like to relay to all the Homestuck and Hiveswap fans out there?

I’m just very excited for everyone to play it! :3

Where can people find more of your work? Link us to your own little corner(s) of the Internet!

For anyone wanting to keep track of my work, you can follow me on Twitter!

Thank you, Dan! And thank you all, as always, for coming back every week to check out each new Hiveswap developer interview. We know you’re eagerly anticipating the game itself – we hear you loud and clear, we promise! – and we can’t wait to share more news with you on that front! In the meantime, we’ll be keeping this tantalizing window into Hiveswap’s development open – if only a crack, for now – so be sure to come back next Wednesday for another interview! See you then!

Bitty will probably make some offhanded compliment to a random hockey player like, “Oh, his hair is sooo nice,” or “Wow he’s so strong he just picked that player up with one hand?? crazy” and the next time Jack sees the player in person during a game he’d have this irrational urge to go up to them like hey man stay away from my boyfriend 

Game of Thrones: Season 7, “Dragonstone“ Review!


Originally posted by my-serendipity

My father and I are finally caught up with all Game of Thrones seasons leading up to this and we are ready for Season 7! Here are –

My Top 10 Thoughts on Game of Thrones, Season 7, Episode 1:

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10. Oh SNAP! So, Arya chooses to put on Walder Frey’s face…let’s hope she disinfected that first before putting it on…

In any case, she basically slaughters House Frey single-handedly. So, is Arya taking the place of Lady Stoneheart from the books? I’m down with that…although, girl, maybe you shouldn’t have revealed that you could wear people’s faces in front of those daughters of Frey’s. Eh? Still, that line:

“Leave one wolf alive, and the sheep are never safe.”

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9. Anyone else getting serious Hidalgo vibes from the horde of White Walkers approaching through the snow?

Originally posted by metashield

Oh yeah, and White Walker giants may be the most terrifying thing ever.

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8. So, Sansa and Jon have fundamental differences on leadership. Sansa has the vengeful, but popular choice. Jon Snow, of course, is as stubbornly old school as possible…please, please, let Sansa and Jon get along. That means stay out, Baelish! But we all know that won’t happen. Ugh.

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7. Ahh, the finally awaited reunion of Cersei and Jaime. Damn, the tension is cutting. Cersei is clearly sliding off the deep end without her children to take root to. Jaime is clearly panicking because he thinks they’re going to lose…and it does look like a losing side, BUT then, Cersei says, “Do you think I listened to my father for 40 years and learned nothing?”

And then…

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6. Euron Greyjoy showed up! And, uhm, oh snap, is Jaime getting tossed aside for Euron? Clearly, Euron is unhinged…he’s hilarious, but so zany for Game of Thrones! I can definitely see Cersei ending up, even though she rejected his proposal, changing her mind and jumping alongside the crazy boat ride that is Euron. And if so, uhm. Uhm. Is there hope for my BrienneXJaime ship?

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5. The adventures of poor Samwise Gamg– I mean, poor Sam. Man, can we all agree that Sam’s job is basically what we all experience starting out at the bottom of the workforce ladder? We think it’s going to be all magical–

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–and then we get to a very terrible routine –

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–but then, Sam makes a Maester friend while dissecting a corpse; a friend that raises existential questions about the end of life and days…and then Sam steals that friend’s keys, and we’re left wondering what will happen.

Sam’s life’s the most complex right now, basically.

Originally posted by gifsofgot

4. Sansa and Brienne are ladies with one-sided douche lords stalking them…Brienne is trying to have that heart-to-heart with Sansa, like, “Gurl, let that messed up man go…you can do better!” I really hope Brienne gets Sansa to see eye-to-eye with her.

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3. So, Ed Sheeran cameos as a soldier…I’ll be honest, when Arya rides up and hears singing, I was really hoping that it was Gendry singing. I mean, we’d all like it to be that much of a dream scenario. Of course, it’s just some soldiers who share their wine and meat with Arya, and laugh at her notion that she’s going to kill the Queen. Oh boys, you have NO idea who you’re messing with!

Originally posted by lunadiego

2. At first, we see The Hound and the Band of Brothers riding to a snowy hut to take shelter from the snow…The Hound doesn’t seem to notice, at first, but isn’t that the SAME house where The Hound stabbed the father and left him and the daughter to die? It was shown in the flashbacks…so I’m guessing that’s it! Creepy circling back around, that’s for sure!

Creepier still, is that The Hound can see into the fire! He sees things in the fire…does this make him special? In any case, it seems to make him more compassionate, because he seems to remember the family. He goes out at night and buries them in the snow. He even says a few words…is this really our Hound?!

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Originally posted by glittrtits

1. JORAHHHH….Jorah, Jorah, Jorah the Explorah! He’s at the Citadel…with Sam, so clearly, as long as he stays sane long enough, he can fill Sam in on information about Dragonstone, Danaerys, and hopefully get the Dragon Glass from there to Jon Snow…perhaps this is how Jon’s going to end up meeting Danaerys?

In any case, Dany’s finally home, after six full seasons, she’s back to her birthplace, with her Dragons, and army, and a full season of events yet to unfold!

Originally posted by lady--amber

Overall, a great start to the season! Arya’s story line is still the most sporadic and weak for me, but now that she has the Frey’s out of the way, that will hopefully open her story line up for more fun and shenanigans as she makes her way to King’s Landing!

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mochiiswan  asked:

request for rfa + v + saeran who is dating an mc who is self conscious because she thinks she's clingy (and is but only because she wants to show her partner as much affection as possible)? because this is me like 100% lolol

My gosh this took over a month to complete. I tried my best to make sure that all the characters sound like themselves. I hope I did your request justice!

Somehow every time you were your usual affectionate self they seemed rather… disinterested. Maybe even annoyed. You felt bad and apologised for being so clingy and touchy with them all the time.


  • Zen was cooking dinner for the both of you when you suddenly started apologising for being clingy all the time.
  • He was so confused because he especially liked your affectionate side.
  • I mean obviously.
  • He is Zen.
  • “Babe, you don’t have to be sorry about that. I love it when you’re being clingy because it means I can be as affectionate as I want to be and it wouldn’t be weird to you.”
  • His initial playful expression changed and he looked more serious.
  • “You know how my childhood was. I… I never got much affection. But now that you’re here, I do. And I’m finally happy. I finally feel genuinely loved for once. Don’t change, okay?”
  • He planted a kiss on your forehead and pulled you into a big hug. Both of you just stayed like that for awhile.
  • You were glad to know that he appreciated your ‘clinginess’.
  • In the midst of your hugging-fest, he completely forgot about the chicken on the stove and burnt it.
  • Staring at the black piece of tar on the pan he said, “You know what? Why don’t we just order some food and eat on the rooftop?”
  • Under the stars, the both of you just cuddled.
  • He made sure you never felt like you were being clingy ever again.


  • “What?”
  • He didn’t even realise you had started to harbour guilt when he didn’t respond to your hugs and kisses.
  • To him, it was almost like a routine. It was your thing. He liked it.
  • “Hey guys, I’m gonna be away for awhile, my girlfriend’s here,” he said into his microphone.
  • There was a long pause before he replied with a snarky “Well at least I have a girlfriend!”
  • Then he placed his headset onto the table and turned his chair to face you.
  • “MC please don’t be sorry about being ‘clingy’. I appreciate it. I’m just… I guess I get carried away with my games or work sometimes that I forget to reciprocate. I’m sorry. Please don’t ever feel like you’re disturbing me. I love you okay?”
  • You stood there, not knowing how to respond. You could see his character getting absolutely obliterated on the screen behind him.
  • He forced himself not to care about that.
  • Turning off his console, he got up and said “You know what? I’m feeling a little sleepy after all that gaming. Do you wanna take a nap with me?”
  • He didn’t let you go the entire time both of you were asleep.
  • That was how he made it up to you.


  • “MC, that’s not a bad thing. What are you talking about?” she asked as she wiped the tables. It was 11pm and all the customers had finally left.
  • Jaehee expressed affection more with her words, and you with actions. She didn’t find anything wrong with that. In fact, she thought it was a good balance.
  • “Being clingy is being selfish and not giving me freedom because you want me all to yourself. You’re not like that, MC. You supported me through my dreams. You’re the reason why I’m where I am right now.”
  • You looked around at the coffee shop that both of you had worked hard for and you gave her a small smile.
  • “And whenever we have a bad day here, I know you’ll be there to hug and comfort me. I love that about you… and I love you.”
  • She put the cleaning cloth down and held your hands in hers and looks at you in the eyes.
  • “Don’t ever be sorry for being affectionate, okay? There’s nothing wrong with that.”
  • To make sure you felt better, she whipped up some coffee and muffins and both of you sat at the table by the window.
  • You talked about everything, from the customers you’d encountered that day to future plans together.  
  • Man, how lucky you were to have someone like her.


  • You were both seated at the dining table eating dinner when you started to apologise.
  • “Is that why you stopped being affectionate towards me after I get home from work?”
  • You nodded. “You’re clearly tired and I keep bothering you. And you seem really disinterested anyway. I’m sorry.”
  • His expression was indecipherable.
  • “MC, you know I’m kind of… new to this affection thing. I do try to hug and kiss back, but sometimes it is a little overwhelming. But I should be the one who’s sorry for not being an expressive enough husband.”
  • You felt even worse.
  • You looked up and saw something in his eyes. Was that guilt?
  • “MC, I love you. Don’t ever think your random hugs and kisses annoy me. You make me so happy. Let me learn how to do the same for you. Please just be patient with me.”
  • Turns out, while you thought you were being too clingy, he thought he was too detached. It was an issue that had never been brought up before.
  • That night, your conversation at the dinner table lasted over three hours. 
  • You got to know each other all over again.


  • “Wait can you repeat that? Sorry I’m really busy.” He spun his chair around to face you. Behind him, you could see all the unfinished codes he was working on.
  • “I was just saying sorry for being such a disturbance all the time and distracting you. I don’t want you to get in trouble with your company.”
  • He let out a huge laugh. He thought you were kidding. When you didn’t laugh back, his face got serious.
  • “Wait. You honestly think you’re bothering me?”
  • “Uhh… yes?”
  • “No no don’t think that!” he exclaimed. “Why would you ever think that?”
  • You didn’t say anything. You simply looked at the computer behind him and he understood.
  • “Look, MC. There was a time before you when I would stay awake for three days at a time without talking to anyone. I almost went mad several times. But you, you help me remember that I’m not alone and that as crazy as it sounds, someone cares enough about me to want to hug me and cuddle me! I love you okay?”
  • He walked over to you and gave you a peck on the lips before going back to his work.
  • “After I finish this, let’s go play some video games together. What do you say about that?”
  • He let you beat him in the game several times to make you feel better.


  • This man is so confused. So confused.
  • “MC, you know that before you, I loved Rika right?”
  • The sudden mention of Rika took you aback, but you simply nodded.
  • “I didn’t realise it back then, but she didn’t love me as much as I loved her. I loved her so much that I even let her hurt me.”
  • He touched the small scar above his eye, where the surgeon had made an incision during his eye operation.
  • “But now you’re here, and you make me feel so genuinely loved. I’ve done bad things out of love, I admit that. Sometimes, I don’t even feel like I deserve to be loved by someone as pure as you.”
  • You sat down next to him. You didn’t expect him to suddenly pour his heart out.
  • “Before I got my surgery, my only connection to you was through touch. When you hugged me, kissed me… And now that I can see, I see the happiness in your eyes when you do that. I don’t want that to disappear. I may not be as good at being physically affectionate as you, but I do love you as much as you love me. Maybe… maybe even more.”
  • He pulled you into a warm embrace.
  • Since then he made the extra effort to show you how appreciative he was of you. You showed him real love. It’s time he showed it to you back.


  • “Well, finally you realise.”
  • This guy. Oh boy.
  • “You’re always in my personal space. I know you like me but that doesn’t mean I don’t need my own space.”
  • And with that, you left his house. That hurt, but at least he was honest right?
  • That night, you got a call from Seven. No ‘hello’s, no ‘how are you’s. He just went straight to “I’m so sorry about my brother!”
  • When he found out what Saeran had told you, he scolded him. Why? Because he knew that Saeran was head over heels for you, and after much coercing, he finally got Saeran to admit that he liked you. A lot. He just didn’t know whether or not to be expressive about it.
  • Just as the phone call ended, your doorbell rang. It was already 1am, but standing outside your door was the other redhead, looking absolutely anxious.
  • “I’m sorry for what I said. The truth is I like you. You’re not being clingy. Or if you are, I like it. Because… I like you.”
  • It was adorable seeing him be so shy for the first time.
  • You offered to let him stay the night at your house since it was late, and of course, being you, you cuddled with him for awhile while the both of you watched TV.
  • This time, he didn’t flinch.
  • You could finally see that he actually enjoyed your affection.

Please reference this new prompt list! Our old one will not be used anymore.

1. “I want you. Only you.”
2. “Because I love you!”
3. “You make me so happy.”
4. “I thought you didn’t want me.”
5. “You’re just another player, and it’s a game over to us.”
6. “I was stupid enough to fall for my best friend.”
7. “No! I’m tired of doing what you say.”
8. “I swear, I’m not crazy!”
9. “You’re seriously a man-child.”
10. “It’s cute when you blush.”
11. “Oh God, he’s serious.”
12. “This is awkward…”
13. “Are you hurt?”
14. “This isn’t what it looks like.”
15. “Is there a reason you’re crawling through my window?”
16. “When were you going to tell me?”
17. “You’ve got a cute laugh!”
18. “Move in with me?”
19. “Are you jealous?”
20. “It wasn’t supposed to happen like this.”
21. “The song was about you.”
22. “I guess this is it.”
23. “Can you do me a favour?”
24. “What do you mean, the door is locked?!”
25. “You owe me ten bucks.”
26. “Sorry, was I interrupting something?”
27. “Wanna bet?”
28. “That doesn’t look right…”
29. “You seem so familiar.”
30. “Wow, you’re stupid.”
31. “I’m not scared!”
32. “Oh, fuck, he saw me.”
33. “Am I dead?”
34. “Dude, that’s gross.”
35. “We’re both going to fail.”
36. “Come on, it wasn’t that bad.”
37. “I’m not crying. I have allergies.”
38. “Well, I’m happy you think of me when you’re drunk.”
39. “I thought you hated me!”
40. “This was a dumb idea.”
41. “You can’t fall in love with me.”
42. “You’re such an asshole!”
43. “Did I fucking stutter?”
44. “Wow, you’re pretty.”
45. “Why?”
46. “Hey, are you okay? I heard you screaming.”
47. “You should leave.”
48. “I can see you, you know?”
49. “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Of course I’m in.”
50. “If you die, I’m going to kill you.”
51. “I had a nightmare about you and I wanted to make sure you were okay.”
52. “That’s pretty messed up.”
53. “You remembered that?”
54. “At least I know what I want.”
55. “I’d say I’m sorry, but I’m not.”
56. “Can someone shoot him?”
57. “Don’t say a word.”
58. “Is that my sweater?”
59. “You’re bleeding all over my furniture.”
60. “You look…wow.”
61. “You’re mine.”
62. “That can’t be legal.”
63. “I want to see you.”
64. “Please, just come back.”
65. “Shit, that’s hot.”
66. “I think I like you.”
67. “Sorry.”
68. “Please don’t leave again.”
69. “Why should I forgive you?”
70. “You lied to me.”
71. “Someone will see us!”
72. “You’re good at this.”
73. “Stay with me?”
74. “Just go to sleep.”
75. “Come here.”
76. “You don’t need to pretend.”
77. “I don’t care!”
78. “I told you, I don’t do romance.”
79. “We should stop.”
80. “Do you even love me?”
81. “Where were you?”
82. “I can’t do this anymore.”
83. “I think I just fell in love.”
84. “I don’t want to fight with you.”
85. “Are you asking me on a date?”
86. “Prove it.”
87. “You’re so whipped.”
88. “I fall in love with you more and more every day.”
89. “You’re all I have left.”
90. “It’ll always be you.”
91. “Let’s run away and get married.”
92. “Just promise you won’t forget me.”
93. “Can I kiss you?”
94. “Hypothetically, if I asked you out, would you say yes?”
95. “I don’t want to lose you.”
96. “Let me hold you.”
97. “You’re perfect.”
98. “You mean the world to me.”
99. “Care to dance?”
100. “Forever?”

Please credit us if you use this prompt list too 👍

Why is it that almost every Bioware antagonist is like “I could explain my evil plan to you but I’m not going to because you’d never understand it anyway.” ??

Like… Seriously. In their two flagship titles that EVERYONE knows them for there are like… Four people/creatures/whatever that actually tell you what they’re planning to do.


Saren: I applaud you, Shepard. My Geth were utterly convinced the Salarians were the real threat. An impressive diversion… Of course, it was all for nothing. I can’t let you disrupt what I’ve accomplished here. You can’t possibly understand what’s really at stake…


Sovereign: Rudimentary creatures have blood and flesh. You touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
Squadmate: I don’t think this is a VI…
Sovereign: There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension.


Ryder: Tell me what you want!
Archon: I won’t explain what you can’t understand. 


Inquisitor: Why does this world need to die in order for the elves to return?
Solas: A good question, but not one I will answer. You have always shown a thoughtfulness I respected, it would be easy to tell you too much.


Corypheus: Mortals beg for truth they cannot have. It is beyond what you are, what I was. […] Your understanding is not required. If you gain it, consider yourself blessed.

Flemeth straight up just comes in and whispers some incomprehensible riddle shit to you throughout three different games and then disappears without ever truly answering your questions.

The only villains/antagonists who were truly forthright in their plans from the very very beginning were The Harbinger (”The Reapers are basically Gods and we, the Collectors, are helping them. We’re going to bring your species to them for your Glorious Purpose.”), The Arishok (”Give me back my sacred book and the thief who took it or I’ll kill you.”), The Illusive Man (”We gotta control the Reapers, I know it sounds crazy, but just LISTEN…”), and the entirety of the Darkspawn + the Archdemon (gonna destroy the world, you can’t really read into that too much.) you fight in DA:O…

I mean, I kinda get it? But like…………. The trope is getting Tired™ pls.

He started it!

Originally posted by acelululala

(Short fic. Playful hints of both fluff and smut) 

You couldn’t help but giggle when Taemin nibbled on your ear lobe, his hot breath tickling your skin. Your boyfriend hadn’t stopped touching you all day. You and Taemin were cuddled up on the couch, watching the other members play on their xbox game but of course you were so wrapped up in each other to notice what was going on. Being in love was sweet bliss; he made you feel young, beautiful and free. 

“What’s so funny?” 

He asked softly, grinning at your blushing cheeks. 

“Does it tickle?” 

Before you could reply, he did it again, making you squeal even more, covering your face so Taemin couldn’t see you laugh. His soft lips went from your ear lobe to your neck, placing soft, romantic kisses all the way down to your collar bone. 

“Tae! You’re embarrassing me!” 

You cried, hoping none of the members could see the arousal in your eyes. Jonghyun frowned at Taemin’s touchiness, shaking his head from side to side at the two of you. The night was supposed to be innocent fun but Taemin didn’t care about showing his obsession with you in front of the other members at all; he wanted them to be jealous of your relationship. 

“What am I doing Jagiya?” 

He teased, a mischievous sparkle in his deep eyes as he lifted you on to his lap. Taemin’s hands slid up your thighs seductively, grinning as he watched you struggle to act normal on his lap, seeing what he was doing to you. 

“You’re so beautiful. You look so pretty in those jeans.” 

He’d been eyeing your behind all day as you wore your new tight fitting clothes. His words began to turn you on and you knew that’s exactly what he wanted. You tried to concentrate on the game the guys were playing on the TV screen but it was impossible with Taemin’s lips latching on to your neck every two seconds. You could feel his eyes burning upon you, wanting a physical reaction from you. Gazing at him, you told him no with the raise of your eyebrow but his playful face was ignoring you, his hands curving around your hips. Making him suffer, you wiggled on his lap, pretending to get comfortable. As soon as you felt his erection beneath you, the tables had been turned. His charming eyes went from cocky to panicked, wondering how he was going to get rid of his erection. You smirked before kissing his rosy cheek, running your hands through his newly dyed blue hair. 

“Your hair looks so sexy like that baby.” 

You uttered, playing the man at his own game. Taemin leaned in for a kiss and you welcomed it eagerly, wanting to drive him crazy. Besides, Taemin’s kisses were so passionate and sensual. 

“Yah! You two are acting like teenagers!” 

Minho called, looking away from the game for a split second, only to get beat by Jinki’s character. Kibum agreed, telling you it was making him feel sick; the maknae getting all of the attention from a girl. 

“He started it!” 

You replied, jokingly pushing Taemin’s shoulder while trying to hide his hard on from the other members. Suddenly you felt Taemin’s sweet lips against your ear again. 

“And I’ll finish it baby girl. Bathroom, right now.” 


Reader x Kol Mikaelson



Imagine: You had just been transformed into a vampire and commited your first kill, which induced you to turn off your emotions in order to help you cope. Yet, being so close to the Mikaelson family, they would not allow you to stay that way for long. However, despite how hard they try, the only one who manages to break down your walls is Kol Mikaelson.

Warnings: lights descriptions of torture, mostly fluff and swearing. no biggie. 

Word Count: 2503

I fell onto the cold, hard ground, finally realising what I had done. Blood was spilt across my face and my body, proving it was not just some twisted dream fabricated by my mind to punish me for becoming a vampire; no, I had actually killed all those people. Their limp forms were scattered throughout the dark room, their necks broken due to my brutally. A growing pain took over me, leading to a strangled, loud gasp to crawl out of my lips. The guilt was too much for me to overcome it so easily.

“Y/N?” A deep, somehow soft too, male voice cut through the devastating silence. “What happened here?”

“I murdered them.” I managed to blurt out, tears already streaming down my warm, red cheeks. “I was angry, scared, hungry. I-I couldn’t control myself, Kol. I just couldn’t.”

“Oh baby.” He whispered in a soothing tone, one I did not deserve. “I hate to see you like that! It was a mistake. You’re new, it happens.”

“No, no, no. I ripped these people from their lives. I shouldn't… I can’t!”

“Y/N, listen to me!” My eyes were screwed shut, yet, the salty teardrops kept descending, reaching my bottom lip. “Don’t be so hard on yourself.”

“Turn it off.” Someone else said, coming from behind Kol. “You don’t have to suffer because of this. Just turn it off.”

“Are you insane, mate?” The tall, brown haired man yelled, obviously mad at the proposition. “She’s not going to do this!”

Damon smirked, tilting his head slightly, whilst graciously leaning against a covered with scarlet blood wall. Although it was a entirely crazy idea, my Salvatore friend had a point. Turning my emotions off could be really helpful, for it would rule out of the game all distractions. It would help me develop as a vampire. Plus, if I experience even one more ounce of this crushing pain I have inside now, I would surely break.  

For one second I felt everything rushing through me, every bit of feeling, like pure energy was flowing inside my veins, and then it was over. I did not feel a thing. Not guilt, not sadness. Absolutely nothing. Solely void was left behind.

“Y/N, please tell me you didn't…”

A bright, wide smile curled my lips, revealing there was nothing that the mighty Mikaelson could do, except enjoy this new side of me.

“I did, honey bunch.” I winked at him, getting back on my own feet. “Now, if you excuse me, I have a few business to solve.”

“You’re not going anywhere.” Kol stated, grasping my wrist and forcing me to stay where I was. “And Damon, you better disappear before I have the chance to rip your heart out.”

Those words said, it took less than a split  second for the plain white room to get suddenly crowded. Stefan and Elena went to Damon’s side, gently clutching his arms, assuring he would stay in place; yet, they did not come alone, for Rebekah, Klaus and Elijah rapidly approached their reckless sibling as well. I sighed, starting to get utterly bored from this whole situation.

Klaus cleared his throat, moving one step ahead and shooting a fierce look towards the Salvatores. He was obviously not happy to be seeing this horrific scene.

“Alright, who is going to explain what has happened here​?”

“Why was Kol threatening Damon?” The brown haired doppelgänger quizzed, quirking an eyebrow. “I thought we had decided to call a truce. For Y/N’s sake.”

“He pushed Y/N into turning off her emotions.” The younger Mikaelson brother said, narrowing his eyes and still keeping me under his tight grip. However, even though this dialogue was annoying as hell, I could not care less about what was on the verge of happening. “Is it enough or you fellas need me to find another reason to be mad at the glorious Damon Salvatore?”

“You mean she…” Rebekah’s voice died out before she finished her sentence and her sibling replied with a weak nod. Man, those people were simply pathetic! “Let’s go home, then. We need to get Y/N back as soon as possible.”

Ultimately, I pushed Kol’s hand away from my upper arm and went to the centre of the room, staring each person standing in there. They had quickly formed a circle around me, perhaps thinking they could avoid my escape. Fools.

I chuckled, sustaining their strong glances at me and crossing my arms on my chest.

“Uh, if I may have a say on my own life, I don’t want to turn back on. I’m actually feeling pretty good the way I am.”

“I’m sorry, love, but you have no idea what you want right now.”

“Out of everyone, Klaus, I really thought you would appreciate this new version of me.” Licking my lips, I walked smoothly to where the Hybrid was whilst hearing everyone’s breathing hitch on their respective throats. “I was obviously wrong.”

“No, darling, you were wrong to get closer enough for me to this.”

Then Klaus, piecing his blue eyes on my own, got hold of my neck, his hands soft on the skin he grasped; sharing one last look, he swiftly twisted it, killing me where I stood. Yet, even though darkness engulfed me pretty quickly, I still formed one last thought: the blond Hybrid was totally right.

The room I woke up to was bright. And amazingly beautiful. Like it belong to a king. Or a queen. Its walls had a miscellaneous set of colours while the expensive furniture was perfectly positioned, like it had been made to that exact spot. The whole thing was simply perfect. However, whatever amazingness I should have been caught into, it was broken the second I realised I was chained up. Urgh, why couldn’t they just let me go? This is so boring!

“She’s awake.” Rebekah muttered, swinging the tall white doors open. “Hello, Y/N.”

“Oh, hello, munchkin.” An ironic smirk lied carelessly on my lips. “Such a nice day, isn’t it?”

“I definitely hate turned off Y/N.” She rolled her eyes, annoyed, yet, I could still see sadness playing on her gorgeous traits. “Come on. I want to try it first.”

“Poor Rebekah, always trying to save the ones she loves.” I said, staring at her emotionlessly. It was odd, though, for the memories of our friendship were still fresh in my mind.  I was not able to care, though. “Don’t you get tired?”

The blonde soaked a small blade in a transparent, thin liquid, right before she dug it into me. I could sense the stinging pain, yet, it was not enough. I smiled faintly at her failed attempt to flip the switch back on.

“Try harder, Bekah!” It was teasing. Oldest trick in the world to get people mad. The ones who cared, anyway. “Come on! Fight for me.”

“God, you are such a spoilt brat!” The original snarled, burying the knife deep within my flesh. “Why don’t you obey, for once, the elders?”

“Enough, sister.” Klaus put his hand on her shoulder, stopping her to go any further. “Let me handle it. I might have a better chance.”

“Uh, I feel so especial! The mighty Hybrid caring for me.” A maniac smile changed my traits, giving it a crazy gleam, as he took his sister’s place, removing the blade afterwards. “Well, I should, shouldn’t I? I don’t. I feel nothing. Or does boredom count?”

“Look at me, Y/N.” I raised my chin, defying him by fixating my eyesight on his. “Now pay attention: you are loved. By everyone in this family. We would risk everything for you. Do anything. You’re a Mikaelson just as much as I am. Why don’t you try for us? Me, Rebekah, Elijah, Kol…”

“Really, Niklaus? That’s the trick you are using? Trying to make me feel like I belong?”

“You do belong, Y/N.” He stroke my cheek, his slim fingers tracing my cheekbones. “You are family. Come back to your family.”

“Nah, I don’t think that’ll break me.”

Klaus allowed a tired exhale to slip, shaking his head. I could bet he thought this was going to be easy: just appeal to her loyalty towards her family and she’ll be right back on track. Not exactly, Nik. I bit my bottom lip to avoid a sneer laugh. .

“Don’t make it so difficult, sweetheart.”

“I wouldn’t if you just let me go.”

“You see, darling, that’s not happening. You either flip back on or flip back on. There’s no other possibility.”

“Now what is it? Rage? Or is it pity? Doesn’t matter. It won’t do the trick, Niklaus.”

My last remark had done it for the Hybrid, because the anger within his irises announced what he was going to do next: snap my neck. For the second time. It must be my lucky day.

Simply marvellous!

“Are you awake now, love?” Someone questioned, tenderly massaging my arms, bringing me to a rather spinning reality. I blinked quickly, adjusting to the new found darkness. “Are you okay?”

“I am fine. Perfectly fine.” My voice sounded hoarse, probably due to the hours I spent “asleep”.”I imagined you would be their last resource. The reckless Mikaelson. My boyfriend, or is it ex? I don’t quite know.”

“Oh dear, it’s going to take a lot more than a humanity switch off for you to get rid of me.” He chuckled, bitterly. “I didn’t come here to convince you that this is wrong. I’m afraid you already are aware of it.”

“Then what?” I whispered, fighting against the tiredness. It was getting harder and harder to not feel anything. The emotions were scraping the walls of my head, crawling back to where they belonged. Nevertheless, I would not allow them to surface it. No. Never. “What do you want, mighty Mikaelson? Torture me some more? See if you, out of everyone, can make me flip back on?”  

“Nah, I just want to talk to you.”

“Care to be more specific, sweetheart?”

“I want to tell you a story.” He clarified in a smooth tone, his lips dangerously close to mine. His mint scented breath fanning all over my face, making me want to kiss him, to taste that mouth. Urgh. “About a relationship I had in the past.”

“Oh, I see. You do want to bore to death.”

“Quit being a brat and listen!”

“Fine.” A soft sigh escaped as I nodded, agreeing. “Go on.”

“Before I met you, I was madly in love with this girl called Davina Claire. Damn,  she was perfect! In every way.” Kol paused, swallowing thickly; perhaps he was struggling with the memories of his old ex girlfriend. “However, when she brought me back to life, it came with a price. I was cursed with an unbearable thirst. I tried to resist! It was worthless, for in the end, she died by my hand. And, God, it hurt like hell! I mean, I had lost the only thing that had ever made me feel something. I killed the only person that had ever touched my soul.”

“Is this supposed to be touching?”

“Oh come on, I’m not finished.”

“Proceed, then. At least it keeps me distracted from this knife buried in my skin.”

“I beg your pardon.” The brown haired Mikaelson smiled, gently, and pulled the blade off, winning a relieved gasp from me. Klaus must have put in back on to keep my blood flowing. “Now, as I was saying, I had lost everything. My magic. My Davina. Then I was bitten by Marcel and put into a slumber.”

“Didn’t you ever live? All your stories end with you in boxes.” The statement slipped and I widened my eyes, surprised. I did not care, why should I be asking stuff?

“I blame Nik for that, but you are right. My life kind of sucked and with Davina gone, it all became pointless again. That was when you, my tiny witty human, showed up.”

“I’m not tiny. Nor witty. Not even human.”

He laughed, clearly amused.  

“Yes, you’re still tiny and witty. For me anyway. And I love you. So much.”

“Can’t do anything about it.” I shrugged clumsily, still restrained by the chains soaked in vervain. “This is ridiculous, don’t you see? All of you? I won’t get my feelings back.”

Kol, suddenly, cupped my cheeks, his eyes filled with everything mine lacked. It was hard to sustain the intimate exchange of looks, for tears began to well up on that chocolate sea. If I kept staring, I knew I was not going to be able to resist any longer.

“I don’t want to lose you too, Y/N. You’re the only good thing in my life right now and I can’t afford it. I won’t let you destroy yourself because of a reckless mistake. Because I wasn’t around to teach you.”

I chewed my bottom lip, finally caving in and feeling the energy of my emotions flooding back in. All of it. Pain, guilt, rage, love. Love! I had hurt so many people I loved! How dared I say so many hurtful things to them?

Salty teardrops fell down my cheeks with the realisation of the evil I had performed in the time I spent off. No one should forgive me for what I did or said. I was not worthy of it. A cry rumbled in my chest as I absorbed, bit by bit, the enormous acheness from my previous actions.


“I’m so s-sorry, my love.” Those words came out mingled, stuttered, strangled. I closed my eyes, avoiding the silky, reassuring look I got from my boyfriend when I voiced a coward apology. What good have I done to have someone so sweet to look after me like him? “The pain… It took over me. Made me do things. I thought I was going to break!”

“Hush, sweetheart.” His warm digits silenced me, resting against my mouth delicately. “First let me get you out of these chains.”

“How can you trust me, Kol?”

“We’ve been together for a while now and I got to know your eyes, those sweet Y/E/C eyes, very well. I know when you’re lying.” He broke the iron that held me up, which lead to a clumsily stumble, for I was unable to stand on my feet properly. The brown eyed Mikaelson picked me up, carefully placing me on his toned arms as if I weighed nothing. “Thank you for coming back to me. I don’t what I’d do without you.”

“Oh, Kol.” A goofy sigh slipped. “I will always come back to you.”



Afterwards, a smirk still enlightening his traits, he stole a kiss from my lips. It was just a peck, yet, it made me feel warmer. Of course my guilt, self loathing, hate, the whole package, remained, nonetheless Kol managed to shake it all off, forcing me to concentrate on the present and, for now, that was all I needed.

Too Close For Comfort

Originally posted by leakees

Pairing: Sami Zayn x Reader

GIF Credit: ^^

Warnings: Swearing and really rude and hurtful things but then fluff at the end, also, claustrophobia.

Rating: Mature (for only swearing)

A/N: This was a request from an anon AGES ago: “I’m a sucker for hate/love things so I’m going to request it with Sami to feed your need lol Reader and Sami TOTALLY hates each other and are always fighting like they cant even see each other without saying something rude (Im also a sucker for rude and angry Sami) turn out they get stuck in the elevator together and one of the is claustrophobic so the other has to comfort it and they end up kissing each other and having a lot of fluff but then she says “I still hate u” so he try to change that

Sami Zayn is a fucking asshole. Whatever his fans said about him didn’t matter, you hated him. He hated you too. It all started when you came up from NXT. There was something he just didn’t like about you, and he made it known to everyone. “So please explain y/n, who did you have to sleep with to get here?” Even Kevin Owens glared at him, mouthing “what the fuck man?” at him.

“I worked my fucking ass off and you say that shit to me?” Sami just rolled his eyes and walked past you, slamming his shoulder into yours. It took everything in you to not run up and slap the hell out of him. Fuming, you stormed back the locker rooms. That’s how it’s always been between you two, pure loathing and hatred.

You were called up to the main roster about two months after Sami did. When he was gone from NXT, it felt like you could properly breathe again. Now he was back. The first few weeks were okay, just a few snide comments from both sides. Then it got bad. You started up a rivalry with Charlotte leading up to Wrestlemania 32 and would be placed in the match along with Becky Lynch and Sasha Banks. Sami thought you were overstepping your “low status”. Your arguments would get so heated that people from Kalisto to the Big Show would have to separate you two. The fights were vicious. Although Sami wouldn’t hit you because he said it was against who he was, he made it clear that he would love to. You, on the other hand, didn’t care how you looked to others. Before you could usually smack his smug little smile off his face, someone much stronger and more level headed would swoop in and throw you over their shoulder. Whoever was brave enough would have to dodge your fists and knees as you tried to claw your way back to Sami. Kevin would usually come in and try to calm down Sami.

It was Wrestlemania weekend and like most NXT alums, you had just seen Takeover Dallas. It was amazing, minus Sami’s match. Not that it was a bad match, but Sami kept glaring at you when he would attack Shinsuke, like he wished it was you in Shinsuke’s place. 

After catching up with everyone, you along with the huge group of main roster stars, headed back to the hotel. You lingered a bit down in the bar, just sipping on a coke because the last thing you needed was a hangover during the biggest match of your life. Finally, you decided to head upstairs, taking the elevator to save your legs the strain. Once in, you hit the number 7 button and it flashed. Sami came sprinting in, just barely making it.

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Touchy Feely- Morgan Rielly

Originally posted by vanzish

A lot of Mo love lately which will please to no end! So here’s the second one in two days! Enjoy our lovable goofy Mo!

Warning: one bad word

Anon Request: Hi can you do a Morgan rielly one where he is just really touchy that day whatever you guys do he won’t like leave you alone always by you


              Ok this was getting ridiculous.

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Excuses for Kissing (Stony) (One)

The first time Steve kissed Tony was on board the SHIELD transport, sometime after locking the thin man with the horned hat and ridiculous cape in the escape proof room, and a few minutes before they all met on the bridge to discuss their next move.

Tony was sitting cross legged on the floor in a semi-darkened hall, just glad to have a little alone time to text Pepper and tell her what was going on. Not that she would believe they had captured a Trickster God in Germany, but she would at least appreciate a chuckle over his nickname for the crazy guy: Reindeer Games.

He laughed again as he sent the text. Reindeer games. Damn he was funny.

“Stark is that you?” The Captain walked down the hallway slowly, cautiously, and Tony stood to his feet with a sigh. It was already pretty obvious from their few minutes in the Quinjet that they probably weren’t going to get along, so Tony steeled himself for another round of verbal sparring.

“What’s up Captain?”

“So that was crazy right?” Steve leaned against the wall next to him. “Who knew there were gods out there, huh?”

“Well, um, we all do.” Tony said with a frown. “For like years now, but you haven’t been around so that’s fine. Takes a little time to adjust.”

“Yeah I guess.” Steve sounded a little shaky and Tony cocked his head.

“You alright? You sound–”

Steve turned suddenly and pressed their lips together in a quick kiss.

“Um. What the fu–” Steve shut him up with another kiss, longer this time, his fingers brushing over Tony’s jaw lightly.

“I didn’t even know men like that existed.” He whispered, blue eyes lit with something that looked like awe. “But you just jumped out of the plane and fought them anyway. You weren’t scared. I was shaking in my boots, and you faced down a man who can summon storms and control the lightning. I think that’s the bravest thing I’ve ever seen.”

“Well–I just– you do what you gotta do.” Tony stuttered and then Steve was gone, almost running down the hall away from him.

“Let’s um, blame that on him being frozen for seventy years.” Tony told himself. “That’s a valid excuse for Captain America kissing me. Frozen seventy years, needed a little kiss for morale. Happy to provide it.”
He shook his head to clear his thoughts. “Happy to do my patriotic duty if that blonde capsicle needs a kiss. Valid excuse.”

Tony started to text Rhodes because wow he was definitely NOT going to believe this, but stopped himself.

If Captain America needed a little physical reassurance after something crazy, then well, Tony would make excuses to help out with that all day long.

good things with friends

🌟eating mac and cheese while marathoning high school musical movies 

🌟teaching your friends to play bocce ball until they get so good that they beat you 

🌟going to the park in the middle of the night and stargazing 

 🌟realizing one day that everyone happens to be wearing at least one garment that was borrowed/handed down to/gently stolen from someone else in the group

🌟bonfires with truth or dare

🌟eating ice cream under a gazebo watching a man set up his telescope

🌟many many board game nights

🌟picking out plants together while you discuss musical conspiracy theories and everyone in the store looks at you like youre crazy

🌟car naps

🌟doing each other’s makeup, pairing together to each do one half of a face, and surprisingly it isn’t horrible

🌟talking through the night, then watching the sunrise with your close friend as he tells you the story of the buddha

sportarobbie but like at the beach

so my girlfriend @saverockmroll came up w the concept of The Boys at The Beach and i would like to share some aspects to consider

-robbie being insecure about his weight so he chooses not to take off his shirt when they go in the water but after loads of positive affirmation from sporp, he lowkey slips it off and sport’s just :{)

-robbie not really knowing how to swim and having his sports man teach him

-them strolling the boardwalk and sport playing all those shitty scam arcade games because he’s crazy good at them and robbie wants every stuffed animal

-sport being Banned from those games because he wins every time

-them tryna get a fancy dinner but they spent all their money on the got damn games

-sporp taking robbie out to the beach at night because he insists that it’s magical

-robbie is a little dubious but he sees sportacus’ smile bathed in the moonlight and decides that he was right

anonymous asked:

Frikidoctor gave more details on episode 3. And sounds like Dany will be helluva annoying when Jon gets there. Having Missandei list her million titles, demanding he bend the knee multiple times (she didn't demand that from Tyrion/Yara/Then so that's shitty and hypocritical), getting into an argument with him about Starks being usurper's dogs, Ned being a traitor and the Rebellion. lol if she badmouths Ned and does so in front of Jon the audience will rage. lol She still thinks [1/2]

Targaryens were the innocent victims and Starks were villains lol Shots fired. Hopefully Jon doesn’t pull any punches and fires the big guns. Her crazy homicidal father brutally murdering Jon’s uncle and grandfather, pissing on their right for a triall after what her brother had done to Jon’s ‘aunt’ (kidnapping and rape as is believed), then demanding Ned and Robert be killed with no justification. [2/2] 

3rd ask from same anon:

oh and she will think him crazy with regard to the WWs even though she’s been surrounded by magic for so long. lmao She will frustrate Jon so badly he will turn to Tyrion and appeal to him in private, bypassing her.

This ask is so hilariously exaggerated and off base. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to correct it and set the record straight.

So here is the leak you are referring to. As anyone else reading this can see, anon took the translated leak and ran with it using their own anti Dany and anti Jonerys interpretation of what was said. 

You said that Dany was “having Missandei list her million titles.” This is pretty standard procedure. The same is done to announce whoever the king/queen of the Iron Throne is when they hold court. Dany has more titles because she’s done more stuff. Facts are facts. 

There is absolutely nothing to indicate that she asks Jon to bend the knee “multiple times” as you claim in an attempt to make it seem like this meeting goes horribly. The leak says:

“-Dany wants Jon to bend the knee, he refuses.”


“-Jon never bends the knee. Davos says his words from the trailer about the skeleton in the iron throne.”

Neither of these things suggests that Dany asks more than once. 

She didn’t demand that Tyrion bend the knee because Tyrion showed up offering his allegiance and help. He didn’t show up asking for help as Jon is doing. So she doesn’t need the assurance of his loyalty. However, she gets it, willingly, when Tyrion kneels to her in season 6.

As for Yara and Theon, she gets verbal swearing of fealty from them in exchange for her own promise to help them take their home back from Euron. 

There is precedent for rulers in the series asking others to bend the knee when the others present as some sort of threat. Jon does potentially pose a threat to Dany. She doesn’t know him like we do, anon. She doesn’t watch Game of Thrones. She has spent her life on another continent. How is she supposed to know that Jon Snow is honorable, different, and worthy?

This man she has never met, this son of the man who led the rebellion against her father, from a family who she has been told all her life by her only living family member (Viserys) is evil, has appeared on her doorstep demanding her help and is hailed as a king. Asking him to swear fealty is absolutely not “ shitty and hypocritical.” 

If your objection is that she is asking Jon to bend the knee when she didn’t ask this of everyone else she’s ever met, consider how other kings and queens have handled this. Cersei, for example, sent a letter North in episode 1 demanding that the Starks bend the knee. She hasn’t sent a letter to every citizen of the realm. How unfair for her to only ask this of Jon, like Dany is doing. Except that there’s a clear reason. Jon is the only one who is calling himself the KitN, so assurances are needed of his loyalty.

In Dany’s case she needs to make sure that Jon isn’t just getting close to her to overthrow or betray her. 

Similarly, Jon as ruler has already made others kneel and swear fealty to him. We just saw him make children kneel before him and swear fealty, and now Jon refuses to do the same for Dany. Is Jon shitty and hypocrtical too, anon? I didn’t think so. Because these sorts of formalities and symbolic gestures are part of Westerosi politics.

Okay, onto your next claim. You say:

“getting into an argument with him about Starks being usurper’s dogs, Ned being a traitor and the Rebellion. lol if she badmouths Ned and does so in front of Jon the audience will rage. lol”

The leak says:

“Talk about Robert’s rebellion. Jon’s father was a traitor, the usurpers dog. Dany’s father was crazy.”

Again, we don’t have the dialogue yet. But Dany wasn’t even born when Ned’s family was killed by The Mad King. She has only been told snippets of this history and she has already freely admitted that she knows who her father was and what he did. She isn’t going to defend him and claim that he is blameless. 

If she does “badmouth” Ned you once again need to remind yourself that Daenerys Targaryen has never seen an episode of Game of Thrones and has absolutely no way of knowing what a good man Ned really was. It is natural and expected for her to be doubtful and distrusting of him and his family based on the Starks’ role in the rebellion, a rebellion that she wasn’t alive to understand. 

The audience, at least the intelligent people in the audience, aren’t going to “rage” at Dany for having reservations about Ned Stark’s character when she has no context to make a fair assessment of his personality. 

And guess what? Even though Aerys was terrible and deserved to be supplanted, Ned and friends were still traitors, and that’s probably what worries her. Also, a lot of people are still unaware of what Aerys did to Rickard and Brandon. Think about Jaime telling the story of why he is the Kingslayer to Brienne, and her surprise. So much of Robert’s Rebellion is he said/she said so it makes perfect sense for Jon and Dany to argue about the particulars and disagree at first. 

You say:

“She still thinks Targaryens were the innocent victims.”

There is nothing in the leaks to affirm this. This is demonstrably false. Do you not remember Dany admitting that her father was wrong, agreeing with Tyrion that they both had awful fathers who they will be better than??? Did you watch the last two seasons of the show or???

And aside from her father, the rest of the Targaryens were innocent victims, anon. Did Elia and her Targaryen babies deserve to be slaughtered? What about the very young Viserys and infant Daenerys who were driven across the world to avoid being murdered?

We have actual canon proof that Jon doesn’t blame the children for the sins of the parents and he isn’t going to blame Dany for what the Mad King did, and she is likewise going to learn Jon’s character and see who he is as a person, that he isn’t anything like this image of the Starks she has grown up fostering because of Viserys. 

But it’s not going to happen immediately. If it did, that would be boring. I’ve openly said in multiple asks that I know there will be friction between them at the beginning. We’ve known this since Lads. It’s nothing new, and I think it makes perfect sense. 

Moving on. You claim:

“oh and she will think him crazy with regard to the WWs even though she’s been surrounded by magic for so long.”

The leak says:

“-Jon tells Dany about the threat coming from the north. Says they need to be allies. She isn’t positive if she should believe him.”  

Yes, Dany isn’t positive if she should believe him. And rightfully so. She’s been surrounded by magic but Jon has plenty motive to lie to her. Think about this from her perspective. A man is asking her to go North with the bulk of her forces and her dragons, and also asking her to let him mine beneath her home so he can arm his military with more weapons. That puts her in an extremely vulnerable position. She’s being discerning and using logic. 

She has no reason to think WW are real. But we aren’t told that she thinks he’s “crazy,” we are told she is not quite sure. And that makes total sense. This isn’t anything new. Again, Dany’s doubt contributes to wight hunt, which needs to happen anyway. Because Jon needs to convince the whole realm, not just Dany, of the WW. So proof is needed anyway.

Furthermore, you say that

“She will frustrate Jon so badly he will turn to Tyrion and appeal to him in private, bypassing her.”

Leak says:

“-Dany and Jon don’t get to anything. She wants Him to bend the knee He wants Her to help him with the WW. So Jon goes to Tyrion to explain everything about the WW and to asks him for dragonglass.”

So you’ve exaggerated again. In a first meeting they don’t automatically come to an alliance. This doesn’t surprise me in the slightest. Jon talking to Tyrion is sensible. Jon and Tyrion have a previous relationship. Jon and Dany don’t. Tyrion is Hand of the Queen. Negotiating with Jon is literally his job. 

And last and most important, you conveniently left out this little tidbit because it doesn’t fit your desired narrative. Near the end of the leak’s discussion of Jon’s and Dany’s parts in episode 3, the leak says:

“-Leaked scene of Dany outside Dragonstone and Jon down the stairs comes here.

-Scene outside with the dragons, Viserion features heavily.”

So there you go. We get confirmation that after all of the drama you are so thrilled about happens, Jon seeks Dany out himself when she is alone and they have a private conversation where we can assume they make up enough for Dany to want to introduce him to her dragons, the equivalent of her children. 

It’s going to be absolutely wonderful :)


“ GT: I cant help but feel like all this stuff going on with dirk like his responders mind games and his brobots mysterious and brutal hazings…
GT: Are all like…
GT: Man i know this is going to sound crazy.
GG: What?
GT: Like theyre all part of a really long term and esoteric courtship process that is bizarre but somehow makes perfect sense in his mind.
GG: Courtship??
GT: Yes from dirk.
GT: To you know…
GT: Woo me. “