this friendship is gonna kill me

✩Thank you, Lauren Zuke.✩

✩Thanks for all the laughs and lots of love that you have given us. I’m really gonna miss you a lot. Most of us will! And thanks for letting us appreciate Lapis and Peridot’s relationship. Their friendship has gotten stronger throughout the whole show, and it’s been a true blessing. Last night killed me with tears just seeing Peridot care so much about Lapis. I hope you enjoy your time in the Crewniverse. It’s been a blast with you boarding some of the episodes and your love for Lapidot! Thank you, @laurenzuke!! We love you!!! Lapidot FOREVER!! 💚💙💜✩

The only one (Daryl x Reader) Part 2

Relationship : Daryl Dixon X Reader

Trigger warnings : Parental abuse , depression , 5 years age gap, consensual sex , death, violence, graphic scenes.

Rating : Mature + (Please do not read if you are under-aged)

CopyRight: I do not own Daryl Dixon, The Walking Dead nor any of the other characters mentioned in this story.  No copyright infringement is intended.

Summary :

The narrative follows the reader and Daryl. The story starts pre-apocalypse and links the events of different stages of their lives as : kids, young adults and adults, focusing on their friendship and eventual love relationship . But when the world turns to dust, will they be able to make it?

Read and find out.


PART 2 – We’ll see each other again, I promise

Argh…Your head is pounding. Everything hurts . You wake up at the sound of things being moved around and hard foot steps on  the floor.

‘Wake up, you whiskey-head’ Daryl throws your now dried clothes at you.

You groan,moan and hide yourself beneath the dusty old sheet. ‘My mom’s gonna kill me…and you’

As soon as you realized it was already late, you hurried back to the highway and home.The good thing is at least it’s Saturday, and you don’t have to work.

Right the second your mother saw Daryl’s truck, she called for Nick and started yelling.

‘Want me to come with ya?’ Daryl asks you, stopping the engine.

‘Nah, I’ll be fine’ you tell him confident. They haven’t hit you in like 4 years so what could go wrong. ‘Don’t worry, I think it’s best if they just see and scold me right now’

‘Al’right, I’m just gonna head into town for a bit.’ you kiss his cheek and walk towards your house. Daryl drives off.

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Wow!! It’s already WEEK SEVEN of Hannah’s Sunday Reading List! Once again, I apologize for getting this out so late - it was a nightmare trying to get all of the links and remember everything I said for the reviews after my computer pooped out on me, but it all worked out!!! There are some new authors on this list this week, so make sure to send them some love, along with all of the other wonderful writers I got the pleasure of reading this week!

Enough of me rambling, here’s this week’s list: 

Plus, She’s Amazing (Part 2) by @imagicana (Luke Alvez x Reader) 
This was wayyy cute! I love a little flustered Luke… :-) The way he is so infatuated with the reader makes me smile. Each of his failed attempts to get her to notice him made me both laugh and feel sorry for him at the same time. Poor guy just wanted to tell her how he felt! I thought the ending was perfect. I really like your writing style, and this two parter was adorable! I really enjoyed it :)

Ready or Not? by @criminally-yours (Spencer Reid x Reader) 
Ahhhh I need more!! That is so like Spencer to test run his trips to the hospital that many times, and I’m sure he’s already read every baby book known to man lol. This was really sweet and I liked how you involved the whole team in it too. It made me laugh that Spencer seemed to be freaking out more than the reader hahaha. Dang it Mari, you’ve given me the Daddy!Spencer feels now… Always a pleasure to read your work!!

Sleepyhead by @spencerreidsmiles (Spencer Reid x Reader) 
Oh how I love this angry, sleepy, pregnant reader! I’ve never been pregnant before, but knowing some pregnant women, this is pretty accurate to their stories about not being able to sleep when they were heavily pregnant. Spencer is so sweet in this, and as always, totally true to what I would think he would be like as a soon to be father. Your stories are always so great!!! Seeing you post makes me smile xx

Newest Addition by @reidoneshots (Derek Morgan x Reader) 
Yay for Morgan fics!!! What an awesome change of pace for me to read. :-) I definitely feel like something I would do, first of all hahaha. The reader is so excited and I love that Morgan was just a puddle at her feet. TBH, I haven’t ever read a lot of Morgan, but I think you captured him perfectly. Although this fic made me miss him being on the show very much… Thank you for giving me the Morgan feels!! lol

First Sight by @hipstercinderellageek (Spencer Reid x Isabelle (Will’s Sister)) 
This was just incredible!! I am so so happy that you tagged me in it :-) This is such a heavy subject, and I think you handled it beautifully. The connection between Spencer and Isabelle is amazing and so sweet. I am always so amazed by people who can think of such eloquent story lines and go so into detail. You kept me at the edge of my seat the entire time - your writing is amazing!!! I hope to see more from you soon xx

New Sensations by @dontshootmespence (Spencer Reid x Reader) 
This was so realistic! Very raw, very real… I think everyone’s first time is awkward and I’m glad that you pointed that out!! Very reassuring to your virgin readers out there :-) I enjoyed how light hearted the relationship between the reader and Spencer was. I love that they were able to laugh about their awkwardness. As always, your writing was so beautiful. xx

Lullaby by @original-criminal-fanfics (Spencer Reid x Paige (OC)) 
I AM SO HEARTBROKEN!!! Ugh Jasey, I think you’ve killed me! Your writing was so descriptive, I could literally feel the pain and grief just rolling off of poor Spencer… My heart hurts so much after reading this. I’m happy with his decision, and I thought it was so cool that they brought Hotch in to talk to him since he had been in a similar situation. You have so much talent, Jas xx

Criminal Minds AU - Revelations by @remember-me-forever-silent-angel (Spencer x Sister!Reader (Allyson))  
Okay so for your AU I’m gonna have to just put certain parts on here because there is sooo much to go over and not enough detail. I am so psyched for this whole entire episode, and it started off with a bang!!! I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this before, but the way you write is absolutely incredible. You can really feel the emotion Allyson is feeling the strong connection between her and Reid. I see that you’ve posted the next part, and I can’t wait to read it :)

Neighbors by @sassygeek77 (Luke Alvez x Reader) 
I am LIVING for this series. I love everything about it - the slow build up to the relationship, the teasing, the friendship… UGH this is everything I wish I could write for a series. Luke is so playful in this and I can really tell that the reader and him are starting to fall for each other hard. I love the series that have a slow build ups like this. Watching this relationship unfold is so beautiful, as is your writing!! So excited for more :-)

High Tensions by @criminal-minds-fanfiction (Spencer Reid x Reader) 
YESSSS this series… Cher, you’re gonna kill me with this one. I love to read the reactions to this one hahaha. You always write this sexy, filthy side of Spencer so well. And the teasing, OH THE TEASING. The friggin buildup in this fic is outstanding. You’re a little evil, dragging us all along like this. Luckily, I’ve read this masterpiece before, but I am enjoying it just as much the second time you’re reposting it. So much love to you, my dear!!

Blow Your Mind by @holagubler (Spencer Reid x Reader) 
Girl, I just want to take a minute to thank you for doing “Smutmas.” It’s the highlight of my friggin’ life when I see that you’ve posted for it!!! This whole thing was so so hot, like… it’s hard to find words to tell you how great this was. Dominant Spencer is one of my favorite things to read so this sure was a treat for me!! Everything in this was so easy and natural to read :-) congratulations again on 2,000 followers!!! xx

Gallery by @criminally-yours (Spencer Reid x Reader) 
Oh Mari, you know how much I love this story :-) There’s something about a date at an art gallery that just really gets to me, and this fic definitely got to me! Ugh, the way you described how infatuated Spencer was with the reader made my heart melt. And I love how different these two are! Yet they work so so well… I loved to see sweet Spencer standing up for his girl, too. Loved this!!!!

Choke On This by @zugzwangxo (Spencer Reid x Reader) 
Lee!!!! This angst!!!! When you told me it was angsty, you weren’t lying! So much pain in one fic, I don’t even know what to do with myself. I love how you used and interpreted this song - it is absolutely perfect! Spencer’s coldness in this send chills down my spine - I know a lot of people don’t like unhappy endings, but I think you ended this exactly how it needed to end. No sugarcoating here! You broke my heart in the best ways possible. Well done!

Yes, Doctor by @reidbyers (Spencer Reid x Reader) 
And my gravestone will read: “Death by really hot fanfic.” MY GOD this was just like, out of this world. I could totallyyy see Spencer having a doctor fantasy like this. I’ve read this like a hundred times, I shit you not. This and all of your other works are amazing!!! I feel like a kid in a candy store reading all of your NSFW Sunday drabbles. Keep doing what you’re doing, because you are hella good at it!!!

First Time by @original-criminal-fanfics (Spencer Reid x Reader) 
Awww, this was so sweet! I’m going to accept this fic as an apology for killing me with your other fic… ;-) And I think you’re great at writing first times!! It was realistic and still very hot. You wrote Spencer so well - his concern for the reader was so sweet. Everything about this was so so special. Makes me smile seeing a soft side of Spencer! Once again, you have outdone yourself Jasey xx

The Past That Was Once Ours by @dontshootmespence (Spencer Reid x Reader) 
I really, really loved this, Nicole!! Very heartbreaking in the best way possible. It’s definitely not easy to write Spencer as a cheater, but I love to read it when it’s done as well as you did it. The song wove in with the story very gracefully; I love that song so much, lol. And even though they didn’t get back together, I think the ending was absolutely perfect for this story. Thank you for breaking my heart!! I will forgive you… this time ;-)

Weirdos by @hotchnerfuckmeup (Emily Prentiss x Reader) 
I am happy to let you know that this is the first Emily x Reader I’ve ever read!!! And it met all of my expectations and more!! It was the most adorable thing I’ve ever read, ugh! Be still, my heart! S/o to Rossi for making that happen and being a super cool dad… I would love to read what happened next, if you’re up for it of course hehe. This was a perfect first Emily fic for me to read!

Paintings by @reidimagines (Spencer Reid x Reader) 
Once again, I am a sucker for those stories in an art museum! In my eyes, it’s like the perfect place to meet someone. I really liked this reader; I feel like she’s going to give Spencer a run for his money for sure. Your writing style is very natural and lemme just say that you are really great with writing dialogue! All of it sounds so real. I love love love this fic!

Excuses by @frankwrite (Spencer Reid x Reader) 
I am always so blown away by those who write fanfiction where English isn’t their first language. This story made me smile, and it was so so good! Such a cute storyline and it was well written, too! Spencer was too cute in this, finding an excuse to spend more time with the reader. I definitely think this is something that he would do in the show too, haha! Well done my friend, I am excited to read more from you!! xx

Pining by @brywrites (Spencer Reid x Reader) 
Every time I see that you updated, I scream a little bit inside because I know it’s going to blow my mind; of course you did that with “Pining”! Honestly, I kind of hate you because you’re so good at writing. Okay okay, I don’t actually hate you, but you get what I’m trying to say ;-) I look up to you and your writing so much. Whenever I read one of your stories, it inspires me to write my own and I can’t thank you enough for that! You are my own personal ray of sunshine, Bry. Never stop writing!!

Extra Special Shout Out to my girl Red because I am an idiot

Some more IronWidow Bros thoughts because I love protective!Nat but I also like to imagine

  • Tony and Nat being absolute shitheads together that throw each other under the bus, literally and figuratively speaking, all the time (but may god have mercy on the poor soul who tries to join in because they will destroy them)
  • Nat shamelessly using Tony’s money, reputation and status when she’s off-mission and trying to get out of uncomfortable situations, piss off entitled business men or just wants to get ahead in the Starbucks line because she’s ‘best friends with Iron Man!’
  • Tony shamelessly threatening the other team mates with Nat’s terrifying knife-abilities to get them to clean up after them, do their chores etc. He does the same with politicians who just won’t back off occasionally
  • Tony and Nat being Those Friends™ who always back each others’ choice for movies/food/activities/excuses and that’s why they always get their way
  • Tony being the only person allowed to serve Nat tea and soup and cough syrup when she’s sick–anyone else will face denial and endless pain because Natasha Romanov does not get sick
  • Nat backing Tony’s suggestions during team meets and in the field even when they sound ridiculous and will probably get everyone killed because like hell is she not gonna be right by his side when he Blows Shit Up
"Rough Work" a Carl Grimes X Reader Smut

You sat on your couch in your shared house in Alexandria. Talking to your friend Ron while your boyfriend was out working with his dad, Rick. You weren’t too fond of being in the house alone, but you didn’t have much of a choice considering everyone volunteered you to watch Judith. Who was certainly sleeping. So, like most days, Ron came over. Someone who Carl wasn’t too fond of. You figured that a little jealousy wouldn’t hurt anyone. Then again with Carl who knows..

You sat near each other on the couch laughing about something Judith had done earlier today. Though Ron’s voice seemed to be in more of a flirty tone. You didn’t pay any mind to it though. All you knew is you loved these little moments filled with laughter, something Carl hasn’t been able to give you since the walls needed to be rebuilt. But you still loved him no matter how busy he were to get. Though you did miss him a lot. His kisses, his warm touch, the way he looked at you with that stunning smile of his. Maybe that’s why you were hanging with Ron more then usual. To get Carl’s attention. You knew he was busy but he needed to know that you still needed love too. Not just a glance before bed.

As Ron scooted closer, acting as if he was about to make a move the door opened. Revealing a hot sweaty Carl who looked completely drained from the heat and hard work. Your eyes shot to him as a sad smile formed from your lips. You hated seeing him like this, he didn’t deserve it but it was just something that had to be done. He took off his hat and went to walk for the stairs when he saw you and Ron. His eyes narrowed and filled with anger. His hands turned into fists. Showering and sleeping was no longer on his mind. Beating Ron to death was.

“What’s going on here?” Carl asked. His eyes forming a glare at Ron. “We were just talking.” You spoke up as you crossed your arms. The way Carl nearly walked right past you after not seeing each other all day but only stopped because Ron was near, kind of pissed you off. Ron on the other hand looked slightly horrified. “Yeah. Don’t mind us. Go about ignoring (Y/N).” Ron spat. You had told Ron about how you felt. Which now you began to realize might of been a mistake. “Excuse you?” Carl stepped forward. “You heard me” Ron stood up as if ready to face Carl. “Oh please both of you calm down. You’re worse then Judith.” You huffed. “You need to go, Ron. before I make you leave.” Carl spoke with rage trembling within his voice. “Well you’re gonna have to make me.” Ron crossed his arms. “Guys c'mon” you stood up. Knowing Carl would actually most likely end up beating Ron. “First…You invade my home…Then you wheeze your way into a ‘friendship’ with my girlfriend.. Now you’re flirting with her while I’m out working my ass off?!” Carl grabbed Ron by his shirt and shoved him against the wall “H-Hey not my fault she needs a real man in her life” Ron grinned. Carl raised his fist ready to kill Ron with a thunder punch. You ran over “Carl Grimes!” You yelled for him to stop while grabbing his shirt. He grinds his teeth while backing up then shoving Ron towards the door “Get out.” He told Ron with a warning tone. Ron didn’t think twice before turning around and quickly leaving. You sighed and rubbed your face with your hands “Carl…We weren’t doing anything. You know I would never cheat on you.” You turned around to face the stairs. Feeling offended that he would think such things you went to walk up the stairs. Only to be stopped by his arms gently wrapping around you. “I’m sorry…I know you wouldn’t but it’s just…I’m not your only choice anymore…” he said while nuzzling your neck sadly. Your heart broke hearing his saddened voice. You turned around and wrapped your arms around him, lovingly and comfortingly. “Carl..I never dated you because you were my 'Only Choice’. I dated you and continue to because I love you. And only you. You’ve given me a life worth surviving for. You’re my everything” You said as you gently brushed the little stray hairs out of his face. Your expression soft and loving and his turning relived and happy. “I…I love you (Y/N). So fucking much” He said as he pulled you into his chest. His embrace tight and packed with love and protection as he nuzzled your hair “And..I know I can have a temper sometimes…But I never mean to hurt you…But with Ron I just-” He stopped and sighed. “I just don’t trust him…The thought of you having someone else like we are together…I just can’t stand it. I hate him. I hate when he’s around you. I hate his stupid fucking face and the way he looks at you - a-and the moves he tries to pull on you!” He slammed his fist against the wall in pure anger. Your eyes widened at his sudden outburst but at the same time, you understood him. You hated when any other girl was around him. Because even though he didn’t see it, you saw the way they looked at him. And you hated them to death for it. “Love…” You whispered softly as you moved to be in front of him. He hung his head low in shame of what he’s done. “Honey I’ll never love anybody but you. To be honest i don’t really like Ron. He was just someone to hang with while you were away…And plus…He made you jealous…So how could I resist the teasing it would bring on” You smirked as you wrapped your arms around his neck. He slowly looked up at you through his sweaty but still amazing hair with that devilish grin of his. “All this for a tease?” He asked. You replied with a simple nod and a lip bite. “You know how I handle teasing, (Y/N).” He spoke in that deep dark voice you knew all too well. His lips brushed against your neck as he pressed you against the wall. You couldn’t help but grin knowing this was going to get you exactly what you wanted. What you’ve been waiting for. “Actually I don’t really. Maybe you could..I don’t know…Refresh my memory?” Before you could even finish your sentence you were being carried into the kitchen with your legs around his waist and his hands on your ass to hold you up. He sat you on the counter and you squeaked in surprise while looking down at him only to see him aggressively whipping off his belt and tugging down his pants, leaving his tightening boxers. You bit your lip in excitement at the sight of his growing boner. “Then let me-” He gripped your thighs tightly and pulled you against him “Refresh that memory”

With a wink before you knew it your clothes were off and tossed around the kitchen along with his. His lips attached to your neck, sucking and leaving 'You’re Mine’ marks all over. You moaned as you reached down to his boxers, palming him through them causing him to let a moan slip through his lips. You grinned to yourself. You kept one hand down there playing with 'him’ as the other felt around his body. You slowly lowered your lips to his neck. Deciding to leave your own marks on him. He bit his lip as his grip on your one thigh tightened, the other in your hair. His brought his hands to play with your breasts, kneading and squeezing them causing you to moan into his ear. His lips lowered to them. He took one sensitive nipple of yours into his mouth, sucking and licking on it within his lips. You arched your back in pleasure. That was enough teasing. “C-Carl please…” You started. “J-Just…Fu-” Before you could finish he ripped off his boxers and pulled you closer. “Baby girl you don’t know what you’ve gotten yourself into. Begging will only make it rougher for you” His lips brushed across your neck as he spoke. His breath rolling down your neck. Your eyes fluttered shut hearing his voice in such husky tone. One you’ve missed. His one hand gripped your thigh again, tugging you even closer as the other positioned his rock-hard on to your entrance. He thrusted through your soft folds, getting himself ready with your juice. Feeling his huge swollen tip push against your sensitive clit was nearly enough to put you over the edge. Especially the fact that he did it twice and slow. Your hands found their way to his shoulders, one gripping his shoulder the other in his hair. Your forehead rested against his as he slowly thrusted into you. You always loved the feeling he gave especially in these moments. The way he filled you, the way he stretched you out, it was all so rememberable. You took in a slow deep breath as you adjusted. As soon as he saw you were ready, he pulled out, tip just barely staying inside. But then he thrusted back in. The sound your skin made when it came in contact with his echoed throughout the house. You moaned loudly and in shock at his sudden movement. Thinking he was only going to do it once, it definitely caught you off guard when he continued to go just as rough. Causing you to scream his name in pleasure. “They need get it-Through their thick skulls - that you’re mine!” He said with a loud grunt. You moaned to his words. Your grip tightened on him, your face nuzzled deeply into his chest. When the knot began to tighten in your stomach you knew just how close you were. But Carl had a different idea. He pulled out and put you on your feet. His hands gripped your hips as he turned you around and slid into you from behind. You both moaned deeply, loving the position. You gripped onto the counter as you let your head fall down and the pleasure take over. His rhythm continued. He would pull out to the tip and slam right back in. Going so fast you barely felt him pull out at times. His grunts and moans got lower and deeper as he got grabby. His one hand slid down in front of you. Rubbing that very special spot as his other hand went up and gripped your neck, pulling you back against him. He began kissing your neck and down your back. Leaving more bites behind as well. You weren’t used to him being so rough. Usually he was gentle and afraid to get too rough. But tonight he wasn’t. His middle finger rubbed vigorously on your clitoris. You continued to scream in pleasure as did he when you both heard the sudden click of the front doorknob. Your heart wasn’t just racing with excitement it was now racing with fear. If Rick-Hell anyone was to find you two like this you were both dead. You started to freak out and tried to climb away from him. But he spun you around and wrapped your legs around his waist, reentering you instantly. You moaned but also knew you both had to make a run for it.“C-Carl if they find us like this we’re dead!!” You warned him in a rushed yet quiet tone. “Nahuh. We aren’t done yet” He replied in that husky tone that you loved so much. Just as the door started to creek and foot steps were heard he gripped you tighter and ran into the pantry, never letting his member leave you he quickly shut the door quietly behind him before he slammed you against the wall with love. His hands slid down to your ass where he gripped you tightly and began to make you bounce on him. You squeaked while rewrapping your arms around his neck. The thrill of nearly being caught excited you yet almost made you fear for your life. But Carl was not done yet. “Carl? (Y/N)? You in here?” Your eyes widened hearing Rick call for you both while entering the kitchen. You nuzzles Carl’s neck, knowing he wasn’t going to stop. But you didn’t want him to either. “What the hell…” You heard Ricks voice from the kitchen. You knew both of yours and Carl’s clothes were scattered around there. “Fu-Fuck you’re so tight- (Y/N) I-I’m cumming where do I-” You cut him off, slowly leaned closer so your lips brushed against his ear. “In me” You whispered. He slammed his hands against the wall, pushing even deeper inside you and hitting your inter sweet spot head on. You tried to hold back but failed and screamed out his name. He dug his fingers into the wall paper as his seed of love split within you. His moans were just as loud. Which told Rick and everybody where you both were. But in this moment, neither of you cared. “CARL! (Y/N) GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW! BOTH OF YOU ARE IN DEEP TROUBLE!” Rick shouted. Carl started grinning as he panted against your neck. “I’m deep but not that kind of deep” He whispered to you. You giggled and rested your forehead against his. “I love you. And every way that we are deep.” You grinned. “I love you too. And this is my favorite kind of deep.” He grinned back as he captured your lips in a loving kiss.

Did this boy drive you crazy? Yes. Were you probably going to get murdered by Rick? Mmm yeah. Was the love of your life’s kid just planted inside you? 100%. But all that mattered was that he is yours. And you are his.

💫~“Rough Work”~

{This was requested by: Anonymous. Written by: Me!}

{I just want to say a quick thank you to the requester and every follower I have for sticking around and that I deeply apologize for the long wait. Each and every one of you are special to me, I never imagined my stories would get the love that they have. I never abandoned this blog, posting has just been slow. Too slow. And that I apologize again for. Stories will very much still be continued though!}

{Lots more on the way! Dixon is next y'all so be prepared! Requests are temporarily closed. I apologize for the lack of posts once again.} 💫

anonymous asked:

i love Madi's smile when she sees Flint. I think this is where John finally realizes the extent of their friendship/love/respect for one another. And I think he knows that he was going to take something away from her (besides the war) and it was gonna be difficult. Like, the only reason unmaking Flint worked for him is because he had already told Madi about Flint's background ---- also this finale has killed me

it was entirely selfish and yet entirely selfless of him to choose their fates for them. he saved them and he ruined them. when he said ‘’You may think what you want of me. I will draw comfort in the knowledge that you’re alive to think it’’ i thought i was gonna die. he’s inflicting his own views on them, because as long sa one is safe and alive it’s all good and what has been lost in the process can be easily overcome. his face when he saw her smile at flint.. he saw the depth of their friendship, yes, but more importantly he came to understand how much they need each other and how far they were willing to go when united. ‘’As long as you and she stand for it… as long as the treasure powers it…nothing can stop it from beginning now.’’ ‘’Nothing but you.’’  they were ready to die for this and he couldn’t cope with the idea because he’d have died with them. either literally or figuratively.

WTF. *spoilers*
They didn’t even wait to the end to fyck up the show. Stefan wanting to kill Elena and Damon doing all his best to stop it. STEFAN, really? Stefan was gonna kill the love of his life???? even though the writers had Cade say it was Caroline, are you kidding me?????. Stefan killed Enzo, now Stefan was injected with the cure??????????? Now Bonnie will hate Stefan. Fuc.k this show. All of this to do fanservice to the sh!tty delena fandom and justify their shittyy a$$ treatment of Stefan. I can’t. A fyck you to stelena fans, Bonnie and Stefan’s friendship, a fyck you to bonenzo. And a fyck you to Stefan’s character. Did the writers miss the first seasons where Stefan did Every thing to protect elena. I cant. I CAN’T.

~Prompt List~

Request by sending the numbers and who you want it with, I’ll do imagines with the cast as well!

1. “Yell, scream, say something! Anything!”

2. “I bet you 10 bucks”

3. “Dude! Gross!”

4. “Where do you think you’re going?”

5- “Just leave me alone”

6- “Is that my shirt?”

7- “Sometimes I really don’t like you”

8- “you’re such a man-child!”

9- “Don’t you dare.”

10-  “If you walk out that door… don’t you ever come back”

11- “You look like a hamster penis..”

12-  “Ignore me, I didn’t see anything”

13-  “I’m scared”

14-  “It’s three in the morning, what could you possibly want?”

15- “I had another nightmare”

16- “I’m not gonna let you get yourself killed!”

17- “I told you so”

18- “I can’t believe you don’t like Disney movies”

19- “This is where our friendship ends, right here right now”

20- “Can I have a piggy back ride?”

21- “Can we build a fort?”

22- “They’re right behind me aren’t they?”

23- “Oh bite me!”

24- “I can’t ever un-see that.”

25- “What’s behind your back?”

26- “Why would you lie?”

27- “Yeah, uh I’m just, gonna go..”

28- “What do you mean you’ve never seen Labyrinth!?”

29- “Dude, you have an obsession”

30- “Why’re you giving me such a hard time about this?”

31- “Why’re you laughing? This isn’t funny Y/N”

32- “You call that music?”

33- “Dude! You have got to teach me that!” “Y/N!”

34-  “I’m proud of you. I’m proud of us.”

35-  “I didn’t know you could do that!”

36- “Don’t tempt me”

37- “That was, AWESOME!”

38- “I’m sorry, am I suppose to be impressed”

39- “I need a hug”

40- “Try plan D for Dumbass”

41- “When did you get so badass?”

42- “I’m having a bad day”

43- “I’m not crying! My eyes are just sweating..”

44- “Why are you still awake? It’s 3 in the morning.”

45- “Don’t hog the blanket”

46- “shut up before I punch you”

47- “Oh, I’m so sorry your majesty!”

48- “Was that… Sarcasm?”

49- “since when did you sing?”

50-  “I had a nightmare about you and just wanted to make sure you’re okay.”

51-  “I know that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I’ve elected to ignore it”

52-  “Have you been crying?”

53-  “You’re adorable”

54-  “Are you drunk?” “No, it’s just your face is blurry..”

55-   “This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”

56- “Okay, who gave Y/N coffee?”

57- “Why’re you like this?”

58-  “We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you wanna stop and feel the rain?”

59-  “Hey! I was gonna eat that!”

60-  "Process what you just said.”

61-  “Salad, or as I call it, expensive leaf nonsense.”

62- “Did you really just throw air at me?”

63- “You threw water at it?”

64-  “I need 347 Oreos right now, or else we’re all going to die.”

65-  “If anyone asks, I was here the whole time.”

66- “you bought a 6′5 inflatable Moose from Ebay?”

67- “So, you’re an angel?” “Yes” “okay..”

68- “It’s just too fun”

69- “It was a figure of speech”

70- “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry!”

Things I liked about tonight’s episode:
-TFW being such girls
-letting their emotions get in the way
-not talking to to each other because their significant other killed a reaper to save them
-the amount of sexual tension between Destiel
-the many faces Sam/Jared made
-the look Sam gave Dean when Cas walked into the restaurant alone like “he’s your boyfriend, you deal with it”
-Sam saying, “you’re gonna storm in righhhhhhhhhhhhhhht now.”
-Dean storming in after Cas
-Dean acting like Cas’ boyfriend and being jealous
-Dean saying “scoot over” and all of Team Free Will sitting one side of the booth
-Cas saying “these are my friends who don’t listen very well”
-Dean smiling sitting next to Cas -“my friendship with them has made me stronger”
-Cas is our family
-Sam in the car trying to get Dean and Cas to talk about their feelings or do something other than leave him in their awkward silence
-‘if I plan on doing something stupid, I’ll let you know’
Did I mention destiel?
- ‘we don’t wanna kill you’ ‘and I don’t wanna kill you’ 'good. glad we got that settled.’

This entire episode was what I liked.

seriously i cannot for the life of me ever find a damn to give about a (romantic) love story in a book, but give me a story about a good friendship and I’m obsessed, and if the friendship is ruined/ends for whatever reason then I’m just gonna become an emotional mess and my heart is gonna be broken forever

anonymous asked:

And omg yuuri and phichit's friendship. Yuuri doing something worse so he'd get yelled at instead wow hes such a good friend. holy shit dude ur gonna kill me with these top ten lists

I love their friendship so much I love writing top tens about it:D

D&D Session of 4/5/17 AND 3/29/17!



“I’m furry and soft.”

“There’s rockslide ALL OVER.”

“We are developing the physics for this problem; please stand by.”

“I got this pretty swell friendship bracelet kit.”

“Why is there a random window in the house? It’s like the author was trying to tell us something…”



“Your FACE isn’t permitted by law!”


“I’m like a dolphin, but not as intelligent.”


“I’m sorry, we got these tiny cups…”

“His sister-wife.” 


“I don’t know what you’re saying, but your beard creeps me out!”

“I’m just gonna make him an awkward teen.”

“Don’t worry, we’ll find you a class in Geography.”




“Large and dominant.”

“Snotty cleric.”


“I’ll make you enjoy a TPK.” ;)

“Spy kids 2.”

“You’re a butterfly!” “HOW DARE YOU!?”

“Can somebody comment the name of the wrestler with sharp teeth”


“When you’re 8 years old again, Robert…”

“John Cena thong.”

“I’m comfortable roleplaying. ;)”



“It’s so hard for me to be the cool uncle when I have no nieces or nephews.”


“Secretly, we all hate D&D.”

“Oh yeah, it’s only been like four weeks since August.”

“Why are you still here, New Guy?”

“I make him dead.”



ellis grant + owen grady

“…and when one of them meets the other half, the actual half of himself, whether they be a lover of youth or a lover of another sort, the pair are lost in an amazement of love and friendship and intimacy and one will not be out of the other’s sight, as I may say, even for a moment…” Plato.

Crazy Ex Girlfriend Song Starters pt. 1

Settle For Me

  • ❝ When we’re together I feel so grand.  ❞
  • ❝ But I know there’s another guy, you fancy more.   ❞
  • ❝ I’m not the one you adore. ❞
  • ❝ Why not, just settle for me? ❞
  • ❝ I think you’ll have to agree we make quite a pair. ❞
  • ❝ I know I’m only second place in this game. ❞
  • ❝ So won’t you settle for me? ❞
  • ❝ Say yes or no before I choke on all this swallowed pride. ❞
  • ❝ I have no problem being picked out from the bottom. If he’s your broken condom, I’m Plan B! ❞
  • ❝ Am I OK with this? Totally. ❞
  • ❝ Oh sweet, a gown! ❞
  • ❝ Demeaning terms are all that I have left of my masculinity! ❞
  • ❝ Let’s pretend I didn’t say that. ❞
  • ❝ It’s a practical proposal. ❞
  • ❝ But I’m right here in flesh and blood and self-hate. ❞
  • ❝ In a sad way, darling, it’s fate. ❞
  • ❝ But if tonight or tomorrow, if you happen to be free?  ❞
  • ❝ Settle for me! ❞ 

Settle For Him (reprise 1)

  • ❝ Why not just settle for him? ❞
  • ❝ He’s a nice, smart guy.  And he and I do get along. Well, kind of. ❞ 
  • ❝ Just a minute!  ❞
  • ❝ It’s time to start being a bit more realistic than I’ve been. ❞
  • ❝ You can’t monopolize the bathroom at a taco festival! ❞
  • ❝ Maybe it’s time to grow up and just settle for… ❞

Don’t Settle For Me (reprise 2)

  • ❝ Don’t settle for me. ❞ 
  • ❝ Come on, dude, don’t settle for me. ❞
  • ❝ Trust me, I know guys. ❞
  • ❝ And that look in your eyes means you’re in love. ❞
  • ❝ Who are you all of a sudden? ❞
  • ❝ Hold on a second, Heather… ❞
  • ❝ I need, like, so much more. ❞
  • ❝ I’m way too badass to be someone you settle for. ❞ 

It Was A Shit Show

  • ❝ I love you, yes. ❞ 
  • ❝ And I’ll confess the thought of staying is so enticing. ❞
  • ❝ When you speak, my knees get weak. ❞
  • ❝ I can’t believe what I’m sacrificing.❞
  • ❝ But let’s get real, we know the deal.❞
  • ❝ This thing we had was not just bad, it was a shit show. ❞
  • ❝ Dysfunction is our lingua franca.
  • ❝ We can’t unscrew each other friends. ❞
  • ❝ We’re Jerry Springer, not Casablanca. ❞
  • ❝ There’s ‘hard to get’, then there’s neglect. ❞
  • ❝ This was a shit show. ❞
  • ❝ Oh, what the hell, let’s get a hotel. Cause life is short and we’re not getting any younger ❞
  • ❝ But after sex, what happens next? I mean in the long run, not just fatigue and hunger. ❞
  • ❝ This beautiful, heart stopping, breathtaking, life-changing… ❞

J.A.P. Battle (Explicit) 

  • ❝ This is real deep beef from way back in the past. ❞
  • ❝ I’ll put a foot up in the crack of your ass. ❞
  • ❝ Come on, let’s do this. ❞
  • ❝ Your little pals can witness how vicious, this Westchester alpha bitch is.  ❞
  • ❝ I’m straight up malicious.❞
  • ❝ Since we were toddlers I’ve studied every chink in your armor.   ❞
  • ❝ I’m really not sure which one’s the bigger shondeh. ❞
  • ❝ I’m translating for the goys. ❞ 
  • ❝ Our life lines have been parallel like corduroys. ❞
  • ❝ We’ve got a conflict of interest. ❞
  • ❝ A Jewish American Princess. ❞
  • ❝ Spittin’ mad flow. ❞
  • ❝ Find that term offensive? ❞
  • ❝ Too bad, yo. ❞
  • ❝ Look, academically, you could never catch me. You were close, but no match scholastically. ❞
  • ❝ Nohow, no way I put the O.G. in 5.0 G.P.A.
  • ❝ Well, speaking of which, are you A.P. graded? ❞
  • ❝ All your book crackin’ don’t make up for the fact that I’m strapped with that killer instinct that you lack. ❞
  • ❝ Sweetheart, here’s what you’re not understanding. ❞
  • ❝ I’m street-smart. ❞
  • ❝ You mean, cause you minored in Urban Planning? ❞
  • ❝ I know you that tough act’s a bluff. ❞
  • ❝ So sheket bevaka.
  • ❝ Shut the fuck up. ❞
  • ❝ But here’s one category where you have no rival, blowing frat guys with your AEPI-hole. ❞
  • ❝ I banged your hedge fund manager fiancé. ❞
  • ❝ Back in college over winter holidays. ❞
  • ❝ At the Matzo Ball. ❞
  • ❝ Honestly I gotta say really not hot at all, small dick, rotten lay. ❞
  • ❝ You’re an asshole. ❞
  • ❝ We were frenemies at first spite. ❞
  • ❝ Think your verse is tight? Then you’re tripping like Birthright. ❞
  • ❝ I belong to the ACLU. ❞
  • ❝ Spare me, I’m a card-carrying member. ❞
  • ❝ I volunteered in Ghana. ❞
  • ❝ We’re liberals. ❞
  • ❝ Duh, progressive as hell. ❞
  • ❝ Though, of course, I support Israel. ❞
  • ❝ We were egged on like Seder plates. ❞
  • ❝ You left New York for this fucking shtetl.
  • ❝ You want to get salty like the Dead Sea? ❞ 

Gettin’ Bi

  • ❝ I like ladies and I like guys. ❞
  • ❝ I realize it’s a surprise. ❞
  • ❝ Now I see that that’s just me. ❞
  • ❝ I’m gettin’ bi. ❞
  • ❝ Oh yeah, I’m lettin’ my bi flag fly. ❞
  • ❝ Not gonna hide it. ❞
  • ❝ There’s no reason to be shy. ❞
  • ❝ I’m bi, bi, bi until the day I die. ❞
  • ❝ Oh, you’re just gay. ❞ 
  • ❝ But that’s not it ‘cause bi’s legit. ❞
  • ❝ Whether you’re a he or a she, we might be a perfect fit. ❞
  • ❝ Being bi does not imply that you’re a player or a slut. ❞
  • ❝ Sure, I like sex. ❞
  • ❝ I take things slow. ❞
  • ❝ I’m feeling preppy, sprightly, spry. ❞
  • ❝ It’s not a phase; I’m not confused. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t care if you wear high heels or a tie, you might just catch my eye.   ❞
  • ❝ Because I’m definitely bi. ❞
  • ❝ It doesn’t take an intellectual to get that I’m bisexual. ❞ 

Oh My God, I Think I Like You

  • ❝ You’ve been tearing me up for a week and a half. ❞ 
  • ❝ It’s D-Day in my lady parts. ❞
  • ❝ I’m beggin’ for more. ❞
  • ❝ I feel somethin’ deep inside I never felt before. ❞ 
  • ❝ It’s scary, but you send me back on my heels. ❞
  • ❝ Cause while I’m gettin’ spanked, I can’t ignore the feels. ❞
  • ❝ No no no! This is just about sex! ❞
  • ❝ No no no! Don’t be such a girl Becks! ❞
  • ❝ I feel the oxytocin creeping back to my brain. ❞
  • ❝ Why can’t I just focus on gettin’ a pounding? ❞
  • ❝ The business goin’ on in my thighs. ❞
  • ❝ My body’s getting ruined, like, really trashed. ❞
  • ❝ I only wanna’ look in your eyes. ❞
  • ❝ I’m upside-down next to my kitchen sink. ❞
  • ❝ My feelings get stronger every day. ❞
  • ❝ I’m like a little girl, not in a role-playing way. ❞
  • ❝ Are there condoms that can prevent these feelings? ❞
  • ❝ Is there spermicidal lubricant that can kill the fluttering in my heart? ❞
  • ❝ Is there an IUD that can stop the image of you and me? ❞
  • ❝ Getting married on a hillside, surrounded by ducks and then we get into a rowboat.   ❞
  • ❝ Oh my god, I think I like you. ❞ 


  • ❝ You have now entered the world of the Best Friend Squad. ❞
  • ❝ When you have friends that are this best you feel unstoppable. ❞
  • ❝ So prepare to surrender to the power of friendship. ❞
  • ❝ We’re going to take over the world. ❞
  • ❝ When my friends and I stick together there’s nothing we can’t do. ❞
  • ❝ We’re gonna to stage a coup. ❞
  • ❝ We’ll storm the Pentagon! ❞
  • ❝ Then celebrate with bottomless mimosas on the White House lawn. ❞
  • ❝ We’re going to braid each other’s hair then cut each other’s braids, connect the braids, to build a rope to hang all of Congress! ❞
  • ❝ Squad goals! ❞
  • ❝ Take control of the banks! ❞
  • ❝ Don’t let a man come between us, if he does shoot him in the head. ❞
  • ❝ Friendtopia! A dystopia around our friendship! ❞
  • ❝ Now that we have total control get ready for what’s in store! ❞
  • ❝ When one of us gets dumped that becomes Memorial Day.   ❞
  • ❝ There’s a really exclusive sushi place that never let’s us in. ❞
  • ❝ Let’s just go home and drink Rosé! ❞ 
  • ❝ We nostalgically watch Hocus Pocus.❞
  • ❝ Aw, I love Hocus Pocus! ❞

You Go First

  • ❝ We used to be there for each other, every second. ❞
  • ❝ With one emoji, we could read each other’s soul. ❞
  • ❝ But since we’ve been apart there’s an aching in my heart. ❞
  • ❝ It’s an aching that no cocktail can control. ❞
  • ❝ I really wanna tell you that I’m sorry! ❞
  • ❝ I am the worst! ❞
  • ❝ And I just want to say I miss you every day.❞ 
  • ❝ I mean this is almost entirely all my fault here; but you gotta admit it’s just a tiny bit your fault too. ❞ 
  • ❝ This is so all on me. ❞
  • ❝ But still you kind of have to agree that sometimes you can be really passive aggressive. ❞
  • ❝ Self involved! ❞
  • ❝ So go ahead and say you’re kind of sorry!  ❞
  • ❝ Oh, no, no, no, please! ❞
  • ❝ Just like I rehearsed! ❞
  • ❝ If you open the door I’ll apologize so much more!   ❞
  • ❝ Yes I will.❞
  • ❝ But you go first. ❞

I’m The Villain In My Own Story

  • ❝ I try to be good to others. ❞
  • ❝ That’s the story, I’m the heroine. ❞
  • ❝ So how come I can’t zero in on why this song sounds so sinister? ❞
  • ❝ I’m the villain in my own story. ❞
  • ❝ I’m the protagonist. ❞
  • ❝ It’s clear that my soul is up for sale. ❞
  • ❝ I’m the who in the whodunit. ❞
  • ❝ When I go to hell I’ll run it. ❞
  • ❝ He needs someone to do the books. ❞
  • ❝ Actually, I shouldn’t do that—I’m terrible with money. ❞
  • ❝ I give annually to UNICEF. ❞
  • ❝ And just last week I helped a lady cross the street who was super old and deaf. ❞
  • ❝ Wait, where am I? ❞
  • ❝ Ah, a bird! ❞
  • ❝ I’m the bitch in the corner of the poster. ❞
  • ❝ God, who is this song’s composer? ❞
  • ❝ It’s, like, ridiculously sinister—like redunkulously sinister.❞
  • ❝ Well, well, well looks like I’ve got you now.❞
  • ❝ What do you want to do with me? ❞
  • ❝ I am but a humble yoga instructor. ❞
  • ❝ What I want is your boyfriend. ❞
  • ❝ We’re doing the witch and the princess thing just go with it. ❞
  • ❝ Okay, I’m the princess! ❞
  • ❝ Why, why are you doing this to me? ❞
  • ❝ Because I’m jealous of you and your life. ❞
  • ❝ You’re so skinny and your boyfriend is so perfect. ❞
  • ❝ I want to take it all for myself. ❞
  • ❝ My actions have gone way too far. ❞
  • ❝ I told myself that I was Jasmine but I realize now I’m Jafar. ❞
  • ❝ We’re told love conquers all but that only applies to the hero. ❞
  • ❝ Is the enemy what I’m meant to be? ❞
  • ❝ Is being the villain my destiny? ❞ 
RWBY vol 4: episode 11 thoughts.

Solid episode, finally tying up the storyline. Shame there’s only 2 episodes left *long sigh*

Anyways, we’ll start with the good.

• Cinder’s PTSD is well done, and I’m very excited to hear her voice again!

• Yang!!!! Ahh painting her arm yellow was awesome, she’s really bounced back!

• Yeah Yang, where you going? I suggest Mistral, it’s getting reeaallyy popular…

• Klein you’re a sweetheart! Weiss baby I’m so proud of you!

• Blake heartfelt speech time! Finally admitting how much her team meant to her!

• Voice crack when Blake said “Yang”

• Sun being a supportive bro, nice speech my blonde huggable fool.

• “And I’m sure Yang would say the same..” YES! Of course she would, Blake she would have given her life for you..

• Blake’s self depreciating is so sad because she means so much more to her team then she realises.

• Kali omg I love you.


• Ren’s face seeing the Grimm, so heartbreaking!


So yes a mostly positive episode, save a few tiny woes!

• Tyrian you scare me

• Salem is.. Idk a little underwhelming to me, but that might be because we haven’t seen her full power.

• I really like the Blake and Sun friendship, but yeah please leave it at that.

• I will be really really disappointed in Rooster Teeth if after finally developing Ren and Nora’s characters if they kill one or both of them off. Screw tragic timing and shock factor, I will just be angry.

And yeah that’s about it! I’m finally excited for this volume again!
What about you guys?