this for f o r e v e r

  • People using an Ouija Board, 2096: What do you want?
  • Me: t o c r a c k o p e n a c o l d o n e w i t h t h e b o y s
  • People: ...What?
  • Me: s o m e o n e p e e d i n t h e b a l l p i t
  • People: We don't understand! Please, who are you?
  • Me: s h r e k i s l o v e s h r e k i s l i f e
  • People: Shrek? What is Shrek? Is that your name?
  • Me: *the entire Bee Movie script, one letter at a time*
You can tell someone's fandom age by how aggressively they save fanfic

2014-present: lol why bother?

2007-2014: I know I should, but the likelihood of losing it isn’t that great, so I’m not too worried about it…

2007+: omfg save EVERYTHING! YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THE FIC OR THE USER OR THE ENTIRE GODDAMN WEBSITE WILL VANISH AND YOU LOSE YOUR FAVORITE FIC F O R E V E R !!!

quality things in the bmc bootleg

- jeremy rapidly squirting more lotion into his hand

- dONt tOuCh mE T A L L A S S

- everyone dancing in class and just getting down while jeremy sings

- JEREMY AND MICHAELS HANDSHAKE OH MY GOD

- CHRISTINE. JUST. EVERYTHING THAT CHRISTINE DID AND HOW EXAGGERATED HER MOVEMENTS WERE

- michaels dancing

- WHEN CHRISTINE GETS LIFTED UP TO SIGN THE SIGNUP SHEET

- I LOVE PLAY REHEARSAL. ONCE AGAIN I LOVE YOU CHRISTINE YOURE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE

- rich’s lisp

- r i c h ‘ s l i s p

- RICH’S LISP

- rich lifting up his shirt

- rich’s dancing

- ITS FROM JAPAAAAAAAAN

- i love rich

- TWO! PLAYER! GAME!

- MICHAEL AND JEREMY LEANING INTO EACH OTHER

- THIS HAPPENED EARLIER BUT MICHAELS EXPRESSION DURING THE BOYF RIENDS SCENE

- F A V O U W I T E P E R S O N

- the guy selling the squips was hilarious and i secretly want him to he mr reyes because the way he spoke was so dramatic and funny

- i think i just wasted my bar mitzvah money on a wintergreen tic tac

- JEREMYS FREAKOUT!!!!!! AAAA!!!

- WHEN THE SQUIP APPEARED AT THE END AND I FELT MY HEART EXPLODE

- THE WHOLE BOOT IN GENERAL IM CRYING FEEL FREE TO ADD ON

an awesome thing people keep forgetting

JEREMY IS FUCKING CANONLY JEWISH GIVE ME THE JEWREMY CONTENT YOU COWARDS

  • JEREMY INVITES MICHAEL TO PASSOVER SEDERS AT HIS HOUSE BECAUSE NOW THAT HIS DAD IS LIKE, BEING A DAD AGAIN, HE’S STARTED DOING HOLIDAYS AGAIN
  • IT’S A FUCKING MESS BUT THEY HAVE FUN
  • JEREMY, BEING THE ONLY CHILD, HAS TO RECITE THE FOUR QUESTIONS
  • HE TRIES TO RECITE THEM IN HEBREW AND IT’S LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER BECAUSE HE ALMOST CHOKES ON HIS OWN SPIT TRYING TO DO THE “CH” SOUNDS 
  • MICHAEL BUYS JEREMY A STAR OF DAVID NECKLACE
  • MICHAEL BUYS JEREMY A STAR OF DAVID NECKLACE
  • M I C H A E L   B U Y S   J E R E M Y  A   S T A R   O F   D A V I D   N E C K L A C E 
  • JEREMY WEARS IT EVERY DAY
  • JEREMY TEACHES THE SQUIP SQUAD HOW TO MAKE LATKES
  • RICH, AGAIN, ALMOST BURNS DOWN THE HOUSE
  • HE IS NEVER ALLOWED NEAR A STOVE AGAIN
  • “wait, jeremy, you’re telling me i get to crush a glass at our wedding!? do you realize how BADASS that sounds?” “MICHAEL PLEASE- wait, wedding?????