this feels so real

anonymous asked:

were you able to see the bonus scenes for justice league? lex clearly misses his hubby <3 ;u;

DSKJFHDGKJH LMFAO I’M SCREAMING 😂😂😂 U RIGHT ANON

lex luthor, out of jail, now a free man, sitting on a yacht, could be doing anything in the world rn: i miss superman.. where is he why isn’t he paying attention to me

deathstroke: what in the everloving fuck

I conquered one of my biggest fears this month

It sounds dumb but Hydrus from Shadow of the Colossus terrified me. After I first came across them in game I stopped playing for over a year, and after I beat them, Dirge stopped me playing for several months. These two creatures genuinely scared me to the point of panicking and sweating and genuinely dreading every second with them. I was too scared to step one of Wander’s feet into the lake in which Hydrus resides, but this month. This month, I destroyed them in Time Attack. I beat Dirge in 3:20:69 out of 6:00:00 and Hydrus in 5:36:97 out of 12:00:00. I’m genuinely so proud. It sounds so stupid that these two guys terrified me this much, but I feel I’ve finally conquered them. I beat my “colossal” fear through just keeping on going. It may have been my first year at Uni but honestly, this felt the bigger accomplishment. Keep at it dudes, you will triumph.

sometimes I feel… “used” to having a dead parent?

other times a person says something like “oh, maybe you could buy these for your dad’s Christmas gift” and I feel like I’ve been hurled, wide eyed, stark naked, into the ocean from an airplane. After the sting from impact dulls, I quietly claw my way up until I break the surface (numb, heaving, and a little more broken than I was this morning)

me: i’m gonna run a hot bath to relax & warm myself up

me, 5 minutes after getting in the tub when my bp drops so low i can barely crawl out: that was a dumb idea

Hey guys im taking myself off the grid for a while (a week? Maybe 2?) so if u send in like asks or requets or mgs and I dont get to them quickly it’s bc of that and im totally not ignoring u

9

#straight people? at the nine-nine? #it’s less likely than you think

bonus:

a few people have been asking for a more in detail look at the outfits Lance n Keith have in the Soul Eater AU, so I got around to doing that at last 🙌

The fact that French students still barricade their high schools/university buildings with furniture to protest shit is the True™ les Mis legacy

I love how the voltron writers love to skip important scenes like reunions, resolutions, and the paladins unlocking different forms of their bayards :)

Darkiplier: You’ll never escape. Not now, not e-

Me: Can I pet your dog?

Darkiplier: …What?

Me: Can. I. Pet. Your. Dog.

Darkiplier: …Do you know who I am? I can destroy everything you a-

Me: Did I stutter