this fandom is giving me crazy ideas

cityofaangels  asked:

I'm a sucker for tattoo shop AUs (Deep in the Heart of Me is my favorite fic EVER), and I can imagine Tony being the manager of a famous shop, and accepting stray artists that want to find a job and are poor/homeless/lost (among which Bucky, Clint and Nat), and just giving them a goal, a home and a future and ARG

Thank you for reminding me of the beauty that is tattoo AUs!!!! I can’t believe I forgot about this to be honest, I used to adore them in almost every fandom, but I haven’t thought of them in ages until I got your ask! I’m unfamiliar with the fic you’ve mentioned–I don’t read a lot of Stony–but I think I’ll give it a try! But for now, let’s get back to this AU.

I really like the idea of Tony being this crazy, loveable owner of a tattoo shop who hires very questionable people under ridiculous circumstances because he’s insane like that. I also headcanon that said questionable people are very protective of their smol boss because of it.


“What the fuck do you want from me?” the stranger snarls disturbingly animalistic.

“Uhm.” Tony stares at the knife—a real knife and definitely not one for the kitchen—and scruffles a tiny step backwards. Backs against a wall before he has the chance to bring a little more distance between himself and Stranger With Knife.

Damn those walls and the stupid people that build them.

He’s going to die here, alone, in an abandoned backstreet. Where nobody will find his body until they’ll have to hold the funeral with a closed coffin. If they’ll ever find his body.

There’s probably a life lesson in here, about how you’re not supposed to follow unknown men a head taller than you and double your weight in muscles into an abandoned backstreet for one. But Tony’s attention is too fixated on the knife to care much about unimportant details like that.

For once, he hysterically thinks, Rhodey won’t be able to scold me for my messed up priorities.

“I won’t ask again!” the man hisses dangerously. He’s got shaggy hair that could do with a cut and a wash, and his eyes flicker with the same restlessness that drew Tony to him initially.

And fine, he probably shouldn’t have followed the guy. He can see how this could be considered “creepy” by people less fluent in Tony-speak than Pepper or Rhodey. Natasha will undoubtedly slap him—gently, because she’s secretly a poisonous snake who’s adopted Tony as this weird, bumbling kitten that will not get killed by anyone but her—for this later. You know, if there is a later.

“I was wondering if you want to work for me,” Tony blurts out because he can’t think of anything else to say. Also because it’s true.

“I’m not fuckin’ work for hire!” the man growls. “I don’t do that shit anymore, so either back the fuck off or I’ll make sure you won’t need anything anymore!”

Alright. Tony decidedly isn’t going to ask what the guy’s going on about. Nope. Absolutely not. That would just be too stupid, even for him.

“What are you talking about?” he asks and promptly wants to knock himself out. At least that might improve his chances to not talk himself into an early death. Clint will not be impressed if he misses is 8 o’clock appointment tomorrow and he has to cover for Tony—neither will the customer. Clint isn’t useful for anything before eleven in the morning.

The man’s eyes—they’re a cold blue that would look a lot prettier if they weren’t levelling a glacial glare at Tony right now—narrow even further, the knife itching ever so slightly closer towards Tony, and nope, not a fan of that development at all.

“Look,” Tony decides to try and deescalate the situation, “You don’t have to answer that. Actually, please don’t answer that, because this sounds too much like one of those I’d tell you but then I’d have to kill you thingies and Natty would not be pleased if you did. You know, kill me. Unless you tell her I called her Natty again. For some reason she really doesn’t like that? But what do I know, women are weird,” he muses with a shrug.

“Right, I was trying to make a point. See, you could just wave your knife around and possibly- probably kill me, which would really suck. Cause I’m not a big fan of being dead before my liver gives out on me and you don’t look like you’ve got another jacket, and blood is a bitch to get out.” Not that it would be much of a loss, with the oversized, worn down thing the man’s wearing. It looks like it’s being held together by stubbornness and nothing else.

He might have said that last part out loud as well, if the guy’s twitch is anything to go by. Tony can’t decide whether that’s a good thing or not.

“Or,” he hastily continues, “you could listen to my gracious proposal, accept it with genuine appreciation and enthusiasm and in two years we’ll both laugh about this moment.” He finishes with a bright smile and a happy clap. Screw Natasha and Pepper, he can be reasonable and mature. He’s not the one waving a butcher knife around after all.

Said knife is slowly lowered by the stranger who tilts his head to one side in a show curiosity. He seems—amused, almost. Or maybe that’s Tony’s screwed perception of reality talking. Clint’s mentioned he has a problem at one point, something about seeing a ravaging monster and cooing over it and wanting to pet it. Which is nonsense, Tony doesn’t want to pet anything. Except maybe the guy’s hair, once it’s been properly cleaned. And that’s not his fault, it looks like it could be fluffy.

“I’m listening,” he drawls, almost like he’s humouring Tony. The joke’s on him though, because Tony is used to being humoured.

“Do you know Stark Tower? What a stupid question, of course you do, but just in case you don’t, it’s the best tattoo studio in the entire country, trust me on that, and it happens to also belong to me. You’d look great with a couple of tattoos by the way, really help round off that assassin-gone-rough vibe you’ve got there, and I’d totally do them for free or maybe not free. Pepper says I’m not supposed to give people things all the time, but you wouldn’t tell on me, right?”

“Anyways, I saw this,” Tony lifts the crumbled paper he’s rescued from the garbage at the café he’s first noticed Mr Tall, Dark and Knifey—and hadn’t that led to a fun conversation with the waitress—and waves it around as if to stress his point, “and you’ve got some real talent with the abstract design there, because this is amazing and I’d want it as a tattoo, wich says something, my taste is fantastic. Also I’m missing a designer because that asshole Wade keeps running off to do one thing or another and I’m not allowed to hire Peter until he’s legal.”

The guy stares at him in bemusement while Tony tries to catch his breath. Admittedly not an uncommon reaction.

“You’re offering me a job?” he asks after a moment in disbelief—and damn, this guy is catching on to Tony-speak real quick, he’s the right choice all right.

“Yup,” Tony nods. He’s thought he’s been fairly obvious.

“You’ve been following me for two subway stations, three bus stops and a couple of dozen street corners to offer me a job because you saw something I’d scribbled down at a café,” the man repeats incredulous.

Tony shrugs. “I didn’t know how to talk to you. Clint says I come on too strong usually.”

“And you thought stalking me would make me feel more at ease?”

“Well, no.” Tony frowns. “Maybe? I wasn’t—but doesn’t prolonged exposure get you used to someone?”

“Prolonged- never mind,” the guy shakes his head. “You’re crazy.”

A pause, then, “I don’t need a job.”

Tony scoffs. “Have you looked at yourself lately?” he asks, mulls over his words for a moment when the man tenses. “Alright, that might have come across as offensive but seriously. I don’t care if you need a job or not, it’s yours if you want it. Just show up sometime next week and tell Natty I hired you and if Clint is there please throw your knife at him, he’s an ass and screams like a banshee.” Tony searches his pockets for a moment before he finds one of his, admittedly worse for wear, business cards and offers it to Mr Death By Blade.

“You’re crazy,” the man states again, but he takes the card.

“Get used to it,” Tony smiles is sunniest smile because take that Clint, he can hire new staff without getting anyone killed.

*

“Have you ever even held a tattoo gun in your life? It’s not a real gun, for fuck’s sake! Tony!” Clint is heard screaming in exasperation through the studio a couple of days later. “What the fuck where you thinking when you hired Bucky?!”

Tony doesn’t look up from where he’s carefully drawing the worlds’ prettiest butterfly onto a young woman’s shoulder when he yells back, “Who the hell is Bucky?!”

*

[Bonus: “You’re taking all this surprisingly well,” Bucky comments at one point.

Clint shrugs. Takes a look at one of the designs over the newbie’s shoulder.

“Tony’s as fucked in the head as they come, but he’s a freaking genius at finding the best. If he’s hired you than that’s what you are. He wouldn’t settle for anything less.”

A moment of thoughtful silence follows, before.

“In three weeks, I’m gonna tell you how he hired Tasha.”

“Why in three weeks?”

“Studio rule. If you’ve made it three weeks without killing anyone, you’re part of the team.”

“Inside the studio or in general?”

“…you’re gonna fit right in.”]



I think I’m having way too much fun with this…

ELSANNA FANDOM ATTENTION!

Now I realise that people really love my channel and i’m really thankful for that. I’ve been thinking about it a lot and that’s the idea came into my mind: There’s a way my channel may be back again, but it’ll be paid and so totally restricted (haters, kids, whiny people(and etc) were coming and complaining how bad and perverted I am and etc). Let’s be honest, I’m seriously done with that and it doesn’t give me any motivation AT ALL. I understand it sounds crazy, but there will be people who WATCH my channel and appreciate it. That’s the deal. Yes or no. Only you can decide. Your Elsa Frost.

Originally posted by foreverfrozensolid

This show has been trash since the end of third season so don’t come here and tell me you’ve just realized that. Because that idea of “yeah let’s go and make them cancel this shit” is and pardon my french totally bullshit!! I love Regina Mills way too much to give up on her and if that show dies she also dies so NOPE. I’ll keep watching that trainwreck just because if I don’t then where am I going to see my favorite character and my bby girl Lana?¿

anonymous asked:

I mean, I understand where your come from, but u have to admit, Malia is doing such a gross thing. I don't know you, but I would never fuck my best friend boyfriend, even if she was not around anymore. Like, okay, Malia do deserves to be happy, but do her happy have to be with her best friend boyfriend?

Oh my god please tell me you’re actually joking anon. Please…

Okay Malia and Scott getting together is rushed and out of nowhere but you know who is to blame for that? Jeff Davis. He’s the one who left Kira out and basically gave a middle finger to Arden Cho.

But guess what? If Lydia and Stiles weren’t such shitty friends to begin with none of it would be happening in the first place. Lydia is the one who stole Stiles away from Malia because she got some stupid idea in her head that she loved him. She completely disregarded her supposed best friend’s feelings for a boy. Don’t see you calling her out on it or saying what she’s doing is gross and messed up.

Malia is an amazing character with outstanding development who has been treated so unfairly by the writers and fandom. Scalia is not a ship that I’ve been crazy about ( because yeah it is shitty towards kira and scira ) but if it gives Malia a chance to be happy then so be it.

Oh my god ! We reach 6K fans! seriously I can’t believe it! we haven’t finished this month and from 5k to 6k is a huge difference, thank you so much guys with all my heart I want to thank you for all the support that you give me every day, thank you for supporting this crazy idea and help create this family, our family. seriously, its really nice to know that out there are people that like the things that you share and enjoy this blog because they can have a good time just make this the best thing ever. thanks again, lost of love for my beautiful 6K fans and everybody is welcome to join this family ! 

This has been bugging me a while, and the full chapter analysis tend to take up a lot of time… So, I just wanted to go over some common thoughts about Kid/Kaito that aren’t quite accurate (or could be entirely wrong altogether). From common ideas to ones I’ve only seen every once in a while (but still more than once). The fanon, so to speak, and some thoughts on why they the ideas came to be.

Keep reading

Break from commisisons. ;v;

Today, I was looking for an inspiration song to help give me an idea on what to draw during my break… And my Zorobin theme song played, “Crazy for this Girl”. All the memories I have in this fandom flashed back. From the doujinshi I made, the AMV, etc. I realized maaaan, it’s been a long time since I drew them.

I may not be as active in this fandom, be assured, my heart belongs to them forever. ;v; 

My babies. 

anonymous asked:

This fandom really weirdos me out. It's one thing to discuss Gillovny and speculating amongst ourselves, but it's another to take that shit to twitter and post our rambling to the actors. Wtf! Don't @ them for fuck sake! Why are people this way? Do people really feel that they have a right to give relationship advice they them? Lol! I'm all here for us bitching to each other! But that's to much.

Yeah, that happens every time. I don’t understand what makes people think that bringing our fandom crazy to their attention is a good idea.

MC4 WE LOVE YOU

I’ve been thinking about the MC for character from Mystic messenger and how she really doesn’t ever get fan art or story so I decided that I will stop being lazy and stop complaining and give this MC the best stories that I can muster up .
they can be fluffy or they can be smutty.
I feel like she was created for a reason her Avatar was created for a reason basically giving brown girls a chance to participate in atomas game. And while I appreciate being included I would like to also help include mc4 into the fandom..

I’m not pooping on the other MC Arts. They also are just as beautiful I just want to help give Brown Asian women and brown women of color a chance to see themselves in their favorite anime art style dating simulator. Anyway those are just my crazy thoughts no need to listen to this but if you want to help give me ideas or prompts for MC4 you can hit my my inbox or you can leave me a comment in the reblog so yeah

Help me love MC4

MY BIT ON HOMESTUCK 2.0 AND THE FUTURE OF OUR FANDOM

Hey guys, sorry about all the pauses in doing the commissions, I’ve been going through a very stressful time. I’d like to quickly add something on a topic that has been driving me crazy this whole month, which is, Homestuck 2.0 and the death of Homestuck.

While others may have a very large disliking for this idea, and some fans are leaving for the “coming storm” of younger, more immature Homestucks who have seemed to take over the fandom, I would like to give my two cents. We were all there at one time, we were all immature about Homestuck, we all had our own headcannons, all had our own OTPs and NOTPS, and we were ALL once hyper kids. I remember a time I went to a convention with a huge group of Homestucks and all we did was run rampid and freak everyone out, but we were a family.

These “immature new” Homestucks are just NEW Homestucks! They haven’t done anything wrong unless they take the fandom too far (and dont get me wrong, I have met some who have) but unlike us when we were younger and into it constantly, they have OLDER Homestucks ahead of them.

That is why whatever Homestuck 2.0 brings, no matter how stupid they screw up the characters, or how big budget it is, or how similar it might be to the Avatar movie, I’m positive that Homestuck, if we work together and teach the younger generation to actually read, to actually put their mind into, or work at this fandom, it’ll be as great and fantastic as it was when we were younger. Hell, I’m 18 years old, I was there when it first came out, and by God, I’m not leaving this yet. Not until I am the LAST Homestuck.

Teach the younger generation, and they’ll teach the next!! Please keep with them! Make them great!

look at that adorable face ↑↑ my beautiful dark twisted fantasy. Wonderful banner made by the Goddess of Talent bellamyblakesrifle who makes me hella jealous (a shoutout to clarkesbellmy who made an equally awesome banner and made it almost impossible for me to choose one, seriously you’re the best)

HEY EVERYONE

SO I recently reached the 1K milestone and crazy enough it has only been three days and I’m already closing in on 1.3k. I’m so grateful for every single one of you considering I moved to this blog only about 1 month ago and I didn’t expect so much love and support in such a short amount of time I mean I just babble about the 100 95% of the time and 5% is just me ranting about feminism but you still want me on your precious dashes and I wanna thank everybody who’s ever bothered to click that follow button and made me smile in the progress. ANYWAY I LOVE YOU ALL GUYS SO HERE IS MY FIRST FOLLOW FOREVER *throws flower petals and pats you on the head after giving you the tightest of hugs*

My Bae bellarkemylovers

The Jemma to my Skye. The Laurel to my Felicity. The Gendry to my Arya. The Caroline to my Klaus. The everything to my everything. I’m so glad you decided to write to this crazy person that day on tumblr cause i found my long lost twin sister - the amount of the fandoms we’re in the the ships we have in common has got to be a beautiful joke. I wouldn’t be able to write half of my fanfiction without your fluffy ideas and unconditional encouragements. Keep sending me those videos forever cause you know i’m gonna watch every single one. I love you so much thanks simply for existing.

My babes

murphyclarkes : You’re the Murphy to my Bellamy, the Sirius to my James, my sister and my responsibility. I’m so glad we started talking more like being gay and just complimenting each other with nonsensical words and I know we’re gonna know every awkward and inappopriate stuff about each other in no time. Honestly Kryss you’re one of my best friends on this site and i don’t know what i’d do without you. You’re a precious angel.

queenclexa : Eleanor. The Sarah to my Helena. The Felix to my Alison. I like to believe we became the closest of friends in the shortest of times, but I guess when you find a bellarke trash who is as gloriously funny as you are you tend to hang on to that tropical fruit as tight as you can. If we can get through not watching the 100 season finale live together, we can get through pretty much anything. Honestly you’re just the best. Stay rad.

My squad

b-ellamyblakes raven-wick underbellamy clexa-actually bellarke100blog georgereyess winters-chxld notmylady

I’ve been basically cramming up your askbox for weeks now and from chatting about hotties and OTPs to standing by me after all those cruel the 100 episodes and that brutal season finale you’ve shown that you’re the most precious jasmines and you’re all Goddesses I’m so glad I met you I love you dearly <3

Etra, Elle, Julia and Ken

You guys took me in your fabulous networks and basically welcomed me to a huge new world on tumblr and I can’t thank you enough for that seriously you are UNICEF-good and worthy of all the best karma <3

And now the actual follow forever

Italics are mutuals and bolded are my absolutely special faves that I either had the chance to talk or a currently crushing without having the courage to actually say hi xx

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tattooedfreddie // theemma383 // thefadinggreatperhaps // the-fangirl-that-cant-be-tamed // theyoungestzerogmechanic // thunderdani // trigeda-kru // veresimilitude // wincharlie // winterflell // we-are-bellarke // whymurphy // written-with-a-quill //

I wanna thank all of you for making my dash awesome and keeping it hella rad and that’s about it for this follow forever and again thank you all for following me, for bringing me here. Stay delicious.