this entire goddamn show!

IF YOURE HAVING DOUBTS THAT THEY ACTUALLY FILMED TWO ENDINGS

if any of y'all are doubting mofftiss and sue and everyone rn i’d just like to take a moment to tell you about what the creator of gravity falls, alex fcuking hirsch, did last year

he’d been traveling around the world a little bit, like russia and japan, and so after the show ended in february, he released a map with clues and ciphers (something the fandom is INCREDIBLY well versed in after years of decoding the entire goddamn show) which was the beginning of a WORLD WIDE SCAVENGER HUNT

he literally left clues in russia and then japan and then back to the us and everyone joined in on it? people were live streaming as they found stuff and driving for hours to see if they could find clues, even the people who lived too far away set up chat rooms and shit

there was even a HUGE puzzle that had to be solved to reveal the next code. some of the voice actors and even the creators sister showed up to help, it was an INSANE week, lemme tell you

and all this eventually led back to Oregon (where the show takes place) where he’d hidden a huge statue of the main villain of the show

so i guess what i’m saying is, give them a chance. just a little bit longer because i’ve seen creators go to such incredible lengths for their shows and their audience, and i’m not about to count them out until i see the actual episode as it airs with my own two eyes

A list of things that I have noticed in Adrien Agreste’s two-story room
1. Three large computer monitor screens
2. A large flat screen TV above the computer screens
3. A king sized bed next to the computer area
4. Two half pipe ramps and a railing???
5. Half of a basketball court???
6. A climbing wall that ends like six feet above the ground with no cushioning like Adrien pls no you’ll fall
7. A two wall library with two more screens????
8. Foosball table
9. A big sofa
10. Maybe there is ANOTHER TV in front of the sofa there probably is
11. Three arcade games
12. One of the arcade games is Dance Dance Revolution gosh what a nerd
13. Trophies (maybe from more sports)
14. IS THAT A FUCKING ZIP LINE

my current fav song from hamilton (it changes every day) is the election of 1800 there are so many good moments in this lol like

  • “can we get back to politics” “please” “yo” 
  • “they say I’m a francophile: at least they know I know where france is”
  • “you used to work on the same staff” “whaaat”
  • burr having no chill about campaigning in a time when you just Didn’t Do That and bragging about it to the guy who’s least likely to be amused by this 
  • the tune of the “dear mister hamilton” part I can’t get it out of my head damn it 
  • “it’s quiet uptown” for the first time in the entire goddamn show Hamilton is asked a controversial question and does not immediately jump to answer it, he pushes back, he resists getting involved, this is how much Philip’s death affected him I am in pain
  • the initial enthusiasm of Hamilton and Burr’s little exchange “well if it isn’t Aaron Burr, sir” “Alexander!!!!” (he says it with the enthusiasm of that many exclamation points too) “you’ve created quite a stir, sir!” (again hamilton sounds so warm and amused here lmao) how casual and friendly their exchange is but thEN the sudden contrast of “is there anything you wouldn’t do”  suddenly Alex is dead. serious. like the entire audience gets whiplash from that tone change. 
  • every single line Leslie Odom Jr delivers, no wait scratch that, every single word is stuffed with at least 3 different emotions
  • “no, I’m chasing after what I want. and you know what?” “what?” "I learned that from you”
  • Alexander “I have to start a fight wherever I go” Hamilton doesn’t even try to conceal how petty what he’s doing is, like. “I agree with Jefferson on literally nothing we’ve fought upwards of 72 times but ya know I’m endorsing him over Burr” woulda been bad enough but no he didn’t stop there he didn’T
  • “Jefferson has beliefs. Burr has none.” 
  • aleXANDER PLEASE could you at least try not to sound as pleased with your own ability to cause drama as you just did
  • "well I’ll be damned, well I’ll be damned” (you two sound so upbeat and unconcerned like you’re about to start a celebratory kick line do you not just realize that you just witnessed a practical murder in cold blood jesus fuck you democratic republicans are ruthless)
  • “hey Burr, when you see Hamilton, thank him for the endorsement”

in conclusion I honestly thought your obedient servant was the snarkiest song in the play but I must have forgotten about this gem 

I fucking hate that stupid goddamn fruitsoftheape100 blog with a burning passion. Nobody cares about fucking Elmer and his stupid book of shapes. Why do people in this deep blue hell care about that dumbass ape roleplay blog that types like Kanaya Maryam from goddamn Homestuck. The entire thing shows how this website has no humor anymore and I seriously just hate fucking Elmer. His responses aren't funny. I hate that blog more than anything. I don’t care. Fucking ‘display your wares ‘ what the fuck does that mean? Nobody fucking knows but everybody finds it fucking hilarious. Don’t think the sandsvendor100 blog is being let off easily either. Has this website really gone so far into its SJW loving assholes that god fucking damnit if I see one more fucking Elmer or Seymour post on my dash I will flip a goddamn shit

It’s as if Deadpool’s success proves that when creators ???? actually like ??? what they’re creating ??? it’s actually good ????? ? ? ??

What Say: I Am Fine

What Mean:  I fucking hate that stupid goddamn fruitsoftheape100 blog with a burning passion. Nobody cares about fucking Elmer and his stupid book of shapes. Why do people in this deep blue hell care about that dumbass ape roleplay blog that types like Kanaya Maryam from goddamn Homestuck. The entire thing shows how this website has no humor anymore and I seriously just hate fucking Elmer. His responses aren’t funny. I hate that blog more than anything. I don’t care. Fucking ‘display your wares ‘ what the fuck does that mean? Nobody fucking knows but everybody finds it fucking hilarious. Don’t think the sandsvendor100 blog is being let off easily either. Has this website really gone so far into its SJW loving assholes that god fucking damnit if I see one more fucking Elmer or Seymour post on my dash I will flip a goddamn shit

Courtroom Women & Mayfly Men, Part 8: A web with a thousand threads

(If you’re just tuning in, this is part 8 of a 10-part meta series. Links to the other chapters can be found here.)

This meta series started when I noticed that John has had 5 girlfriends, followed by a perfume bottle. Originally, I thought this was going to be a short little ditty about Mary & Vicky. I expected that every analysis would be self contained, a pithy little observation. Instead, every time I applied subtext, expecting that to be that, five new branches sprouted out of it. And then 5 more out of each of those. And so on. Because of that, this meta series has earned the nicknames “a fractal” and “an optical illusion”. Why? Because the rabbit hole never fucking bottomed out. What started as a perfume bottle ended up covering the entire goddamned show. I could easily keep on going for what feels like an infinite number more chapters, but I made the conscious decision to stop where other meta writers have picked up the thread. And even with that we’re still at 35,000 words in this series. And I’m not saying this to be self congratulatory, my point is that the subtext IS the entire goddamned show. If you take a step back – really take a step back – to look at the amount of ground this subtextual narrative covers, it’s astonishing. There’s simply no other word for it.

Today, we’re zooming way, way out. We’re going to look at how the threads of subtext we’ve gained from the courtroom women connect to the rest of the subtextual narrative going on in BBC Sherlock, why that’s important, and what it means. Yeah, I’m going high brow for a hot minute here. I promise it’ll be worth it though.

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I’m loving the burst of quasi-AUs in which Dirk, Dave and Terezi are roommates after they were a team in Collide if for no other reason than solely because of the thought of Dirk and Dave realizing they need someone else to help make rent, interviewing people, and after meeting this macabre blind girl who probably wears flame-print shorts and has an inordinate love for both justice AND dragons and likely spent the entire goddamn showing fucking with the two of them relentlessly, only to look at each other once she leaves and give a synchronized single solemn nod in agreement that yeah she’s the one.

OUR GOLDEN AGE - timeline: special forces training (26)

fandom: captain america (mcu)
pairing: steve rogers / james “bucky” barnes
Wherein Bucky is the crown prince and Steve still becomes a hero.
tags: alternate universe - modern setting, alternate universe - royalty, pining, chronic illness, mild gore, hospitalization

This is a PSA

I love you guys, all you guys, but I’m about to start shaking my laptop by the screen and shout at AO3 at the very top of my lungs: STOP USING ANY PRONOUNS OTHER THAN SHE/HER FOR PIDGE.

YOUR NO GIRLS ALLOWED SIGN IS REALLY FUCKING OBVIOUS

I MEAN IT’S NOT LIKE SHE LITERALLY SAID “I’M A GIRL” OR ANYTHING

I mean you know that nice, inclusive argument point that goes “well how do we know they’re cis? did they say they’re cis? did they explicitly say their gender?” that one that everyone loves because it allows them to headcanon anything and say that there’s no proof they’re wrong?

I GUESS THAT DOESN’T COUNT IF THEY SAY THEY’RE A GIRL, FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS OUT

you have six other protagonists to headcanon as nonbinary, along with every single other character in the entire goddamn show. let girls and women fucking have Pidge.

but I guess you care more about fucking crab AUs than accepting an explicitly female character, huh?