this edit makes no sense but who cares

C-3PO makes me laugh because you have to remember he was assembled by a child out of things from a scrap heap. Everything about him makes sense if you bear that in mind. Anakin wanted a droid who could help his mother, but the only AI package he could find was one somebody threw out for being too fussy. The combination of tweaking to give him a worried/caring personality makes him constantly anxious. A protocol droid comes with a fair amount of language packages, but why stop there? Somebody threw out like, three different galactic language dictionaries because they weren’t the recent edition. Just load ‘em all up. all of them, even the packs that contain things like ewok and a thousand variants of different manufacturers’ droid codecs. don’t add half the other requirements most legal protocol droids have included at the factory like emergency wipe protocols or shutdown failsafes, or programmed obsolescence. Build that sucker out of non-commercial materials that are already over a hundred years old and still good, tweak it to withstand tatooine of all places.

so now you have this droid that is over thirty years old and it could never be obsolete because it was never manufactured by anybody but a kid on a sand ball somewhere, it’s never running down because it was built to last on tatooine and there’s nothing programmed in to try and urge you to buy the latest model because there is no latest model. 3P0 is simultaneously totally useless yet hyper functional because he was not made according to any specs except “the best most toughest things possible to help my mom for a long long time on a hot desert planet”

Children of the Gods: Nemesis, Greek goddess of divine retribution

With a sense for justice and insight into the delicate balance of good and bad, Nemesis’ children seek to punish any who upset this equilibrium. They seek revenge for an ill deed, and possess a desire to make things even at any cost. They are undeniably dangerous should one get on their bad side, so tread with care around these demi-gods.

Auguste Lives AU

…making even less sense than usual, but who cares??? I don’t.

(This is thoroughly unedited, and I apologize. But @thorduna had this idea, and it was a great idea, and I started writing it… yep. Will edit later. And maybe write more, who knows??? I certainly don’t.)


Jord, walking in, had the air of a man greatly perturbed who did everything he in his power not to appear so. He snapped a salute, visibly shaken.

“Your Majesty,” he said. “Exalted.”

“Speak,” Laurent said immediately, golden brows drawing together.

Jord opened his mouth. Closed it. He swallowed.

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@poemsandmyths exactly!!! why write a caption if you’re ok with having it deleted? doesn’t make much sense to me
@dawnisgone truu I don’t want this person following me if they’re gonna reblog my edits and delete their captions

And it’s just like: it’s fine if the anon is ok with having their own captions deleted because that’s their own content but just because they think it’s fine for them doesn’t mean it’s fine for everyone else? Like….lmao. Especially when most people do care about caption deleting and don’t like it. Like I know people who will block people that delete their captions and I haven’t gone that far but that’s how much people hate it.

“Behind the glamor, behind the make up, behind all those flashy clothes, there’s an ordinary girl who just happens to have an extra ordinary job. I have seen young girls follow celebrities and try to be one of them. They try to attain perfection, have the perfect body, perfect skin tone. They aren’t fully aware of the fact that behind the looks there are a lot of designers, make up artists, and photoshop/video editing. Their whole sense of beauty is flawed. There is no good to looking good if you are conscious all the time about how you look. You should be care free. Love the real you. The way you are so that even if you are without makeup, you can look into the mirror and with a big smile embrace your imperfections. Just imagine if you don’t even love yourself how do you expect anyone to love you. So first and foremost learn to love yourself by being who you are and not what the world wants you to be. All you need to do is have a great heart and be compassionate towards others. I hope you spread the message and let the world know that you value inner beauty more than the outer appearance. ” - Scarlett Johansson 

“I’m wary of press. I wear my heart on my sleeve. I have to be very careful, because ultimately you’re doing press to promote films, not a sense of self. Who I am makes no difference. To quote Bane:No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.“ It doesn’t matter where I came from or what I do. All you need to know is that I don’t commit crimes, and I don’t kill children. I’m actually quite safe, and I have a family that I care about, and I’m open—I’m open to having a conversation about pretty much anything in the world, and I want to go down to the shop and get my milk, come back, be part of the human race. That’s it. I just want to be any normal man with my family. I’m Tommy. I’ll never really not be Tommy—I hope. I’d be a bit pissed off if that changed.