this dude is the best rodolphus

Just—

Imagining Bellatrix carrying Voldemort’s baby is wild and really freakin’ stupid??????????????

Do you think she did that thing where she gave Voldemort a shirt that said Best Daddy Ever, and he had to ask who’s gonna be a daddy?

Was she literally pregnant throughout the entirety of DH? Did no one actually notice??????????????????

“Rodolphus, my man, my bro, my dude, congrats on the spawn!”

“Bellatrix hasn’t acknowledged my presence since the humid August of 1972. I had a bowl cut then.”

AND FOR THE LOVE OF PETE, WHICH ONE OF THE TWO CHAOTIC EVILS NAMED THE KID DELPHI?????