this dude is savage

idocomics  asked:

Can I just shut down the theory that "sans will get his body and soul back and kill Betty" that I keep seeing for some reason? Guys, even if somehow the conditions for sans's soul to return to his body were met, he would probably be in a vegetative/coma state due to having most of his soul's magical essence absorbed by Kumu. Smh, just let cami kill the skeleton dude and chill.

You’re so savage.

I like you.

And what you say it’s completly correct.

Not that anyone needs these but my fam @supah-novah-betch and I were going crazy over college professors!founders trio so here u go


•Philosophy professor? Mayyyyybe something in the biology field? But I see him more Liberal Arts

•Will round you up to an A without question. Even if you have like… an 86, he’ll still give you an A if he likes you and you give him puppy dog eyes

•Wears goofy but cute shit to class. Such a bowtie professor

•So bad with organizing PowerPoint and lectures. He’ll literally be like “I gave up on the PowerPoint at this point so uh…. I think I’ll just make up the rest as I go along (:”

•Comes in late to class with Starbucks all the time so none of his students have to be on time either. Sometimes comes in with a hangover and let’s the class do whatever they want while he sleeps at his desk. Only reason he hasn’t gotten in trouble is because his students love him and they won’t snitch

•The professor you run into at bars on the weekends. Will definitely have a drink with you. Will actually BUY a drink for you (whether you’re at the legal drinking age or not. He’s usually too drunk to ask for an ID tbh)

•His office hours turn into hangout sessions with his students. No matter how hard he tries to keep everything centered around curriculum, it always comes back to him and his students just sharing memes with each other or something like that. What a dork

•Lets class out 20 minutes early if he’s in a good mood (which is almost every day). Real MVP


•Political science or government professor most definitely. Maybe something science-y like biology

•"89.9 is still a B" type of asshole

•Will get into arguments with his students constantly. He’s not afraid to sass the shit out of someone if they try to get smart with him. And you’re probably not going to win an argument with Tobirama, so students just learn to keep their mouths shut

•If you come to his office hours he’s actually much more pleasant than he is in lecture. Good chance he’ll become somewhat fond of you if you make an effort in class and come see him in office hours, because if you’re genuinely interested in the curriculum, he respects you

•Writes the most savage feedback on papers though. Halfway through, his comments just turn into question marks, or a simple “No.”

•Hiruzen is the teacher’s pet and eventually becomes his TA or grading assistant

•Type of professor who expects you to read the syllabus like a bible. If you miss the online exam because you didn’t read it on the syllabus, then oh well. 0 for you. He’s not one to remind his students in class about upcoming assignments. He figures he should prepare his students for the “real world” and turn them into responsible adults. You’re just stressing them out Tobirama, chill

•No extra credit. Believes you should’ve done it right the first time


•He might teach some sort of social studies? History? Human development? Sociology? It’s actually difficult to say

•Definitely has a few favorites in his class. The ones who makes good grades and ask good questions. But asking too many questions annoys him. He honestly hates those kids that feel the need to raise their hand after everything he says because they want to show off how much they know

•You better not be on your phone during lecture because if he catches you, he just stops talking and looks at you until you notice. Then everyone else is looking at you too. And it’s dead silent. He figures the best way to discipline kids is to embarrass them. So mean

•As stern as a professor as he can be, he’s still got jokes. Will say something humorous every once in a while that reminds the class he’s not just a total asshole. But they’re usually snide little jokes, like savage jokes that make you go “Dude… did a teacher really just say that”

•Gives lots of pop quizzes just to make sure you’re paying attention

•Is randomly lenient some days. For example, he’ll randomly announce that he’s canceling an assignment or postponing a test. Doesn’t really give a reason why. Probably because he wants to give his students a break. He’s hard on them, but if he’s pleased with the overall grade averages, he’ll cut them some slack

•Don’t pack up your bags to leave class until he gives you permission. If he hears even one backpack being zipped he pauses for a moment, let’s the class know he’s displeased, then continues when the zipping stops. Such an ominous, threatening professor omg Madara

infinite as friends:
  • sungkyu: friend that will get on your ass about the pencil you didn't return to him like 10 fucking years ago, but also can be a great dude who's like an older brother. but still petty af.
  • dongwoo: always happy friend who is always there for ya, is an embarassment to be near sometimes tho, makes you question your friendship sometimes.
  • woohyun: 100% player. but very nice. smoothe ass pick-up lines is a bonus.
  • hoya: #savage, #sarcasm101, loyal i guess, dude will take a challenge to the end
  • sungyeol: tol. nice, cute. will take truth or dare very seriously. can't stay on one thing for a long time.
  • myungsoo: artistic friend, can walk down the street with pride b/c he's handsome, but at the same time he's too handsome wtf dude, the actual cinnamon bun.
  • sungjong: warms your heart, can be savage af, is a 100% angel at the same time, makes you look like a bum when you're next to him,

Jack stared at his Godmother with disbelief, he wanted to shout at her, to thank her and arrest Marian all at the same time. “Oh chin up Skippy, you’ll get over it.” Marian stated

“Somehow I think it won’t be that easy, you’re the Head of the MM gang I have to take you down.” Jack replied, wishing that he had never come to this funeral.

“You heard what Fru Fru, Nick and Robin said, we have to work together to bring down the Underworld trio.” Marian persuaded handing Jack a Vodka martini.

Jack gave the vixen he once trusted a Questionable look, if he agreed to this alliance his and Skye’s carreers could be over but if he didn’t he would never have justice for his family.

HEY FOLKS THIS IS A SNEAK PEEK AT THE NEXT CHAPTER OF TAKE A STAND!!! The amazingly brilliant @reddoshirousagi06 has drawn this meeting of Maid Marian and Agent Jack Savage, thank you so much Dude this drawing is great!!!

Next Chapter is out on Sunday but if you want to catch up here’s a link…

that moment in the argonautica when jason pulls together the heroes and is like ‘alright, guys….. we need to choose a leader. We need. The best guy. Who here do you vote to lead this quest’ and w/o hesitating everyone looks at heracles, who’s like ‘.. no?? Jason brought you here? This is literally his quest, he should be the leader? Obviously.’ and everyone else is like ‘damn I guess’ like.. how savage. dude brings you together and you turn on him like this

anonymous asked:

Omfg YES! Actually thats only reason i havent been much into the bnha anime. It doesnt do justice to the fierce force that is lil izuku. He savage af

dude i feel that and he really is!! like in the anime izuku is a soft boy (and i still love him!!!) but i cant get enough of the manga where it’s all deku is 10/10 MCFUCKING PISSED OFF

like as soon as there’s a fight he’s ready to throw the fuck down. and i love the anime, honestly, but im p sure I’ll miss these expression in the next fight