this doesn't matter in the future

anonymous asked:

How can you call yourself polyamorous if you’re in a monogamous relationship right now? It’s not an orientation

because i’ve been in polyamorous relationships in the past and could be in the future? i never claimed it was an orientation either. My girlfriend is monogamous and exclusive so i’m not right now but i would and could be dating multiple people at once again, hypothetically. That fact doesn’t change no matter what kind of relationship i am in at the moment. if i were single i would still be polyamorous, too. 

Advice for the signs
  • Aries: take your time
  • Taurus: take a chance
  • Gemini: make up your mind
  • Cancer: be more optimistic toward the future
  • Leo: it's okay to cry
  • Virgo: get out of that situation
  • Libra: leave it alone
  • Scorpio: don't listen to other so much
  • Sagittarius: calm down
  • Capricorn: it doesn't really matter
  • Aquarius: stop thinking too much
  • Pisces: it'll be okay eventually
5

Maddie is one of my bestest friends on tour and to play her here, honestly, I wouldn’t have wanted to play anyone else. I told her I wished it could be a draw, cause I wish we could’ve both won. I’m gonna support her no matter what, and I know she’s gonna support me no matter what, so to stand here with her today is incredible, and that’s what real friendship is.

                                              - Sloane Stephens, 2017 US Open Women’s Singles Champion

Zodiacs and phrases.
  • Aries: "When I am so angry I can destroy this world"
  • Taurus: "I feel so bad,I want to be with my boyfriend all the time"
  • Gemini: "Hey,Do you want to drink tea with me? Or,maybe,with my dog?"
  • Cancer: "Can I help you?"
  • Leo: "I always do what I want. Whatever what others say." or "I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT" (believe me,they always want something)
  • Virgo: " I want to go home,sleep,eat and play The Sims 4"
  • Libra: "OHHHH"
  • Scorpio: "Yes,and after that we went to that bar and she was so drunk,but,whatever,I bought the new Cigarettes "
  • Sagittarius: "WHAT. THE. FUCK. ????!"
  • Capricorn: "Oh,no,sorry. I need to do A L0t. Maybe,in the nearest future we will see each other. :)"
  • Aquarius: they don't like talking too much,so that's why they are reading a book,when you see them.
  • Pisces: "I Believe in Santa!!!! I hope,I will see him soon!!! Omg!!! I am so excited!!"
  • +Bonus:
  • Pisces: "I want to see santa!!"
  • Virgo: "Do you know,It's spring now...??"
  • Pisces: "wAt nO I lOvE $aNta!! AnD WhAtEvEr What u SayiD !!! If you hate him it doesn't matter for me!!" *go away*
  • Virgo:
  • Virgo: what did I hear now
  • My future child: Father, sing me a lullaby
  • Me: Of course, child
  • Me: RADICAL😈MAGICAL🔮LIBERAL ART🎨GENDER IS A CONSTRUCT👷TEAR IT APART✂️WEARABLE ART👘AND TERRIBLE ART💩IS A MUTHAFUKIN WORLD🌍IT'S UNBEARABLE ART😷THIS ART THIS IS FOR US👬DON'T NEED A MUSEUM🏛THIS CLUB IN ENOUGH🏙FOR A REVOLUTION🌈WITH THE BEST INTENTIONS💗BEAUTY WITH A TWIST👄JUST AN INTERVENTION🖐YES MA'AM👵I'LL TAKE THAT DOLLAR💲DOESN'T EVEN MATTER I'M A FULBRIGHT SCHOLAR🎓I'D RATHER BE MODEST🙈BUT I NEED TO SHOW IT💁THERE'S A LOT OF PRETTY GIRLS👧BUT A QUEEN BETTER KNOW SHIT👸FEMMES💅REBELS😎MEDDLE WITH GENDER🚻REALNESS BORES ME😴I'M A BETTER PRETENDER🤡BROOKLYN🌉WITCHES👹REVOLUTIONARY🌠COME UP WITH A READ👀THAT'S BETTER THAN HAIRY🐻
The Signs as Studio Ghibli Quotes
  • Aries: whenever someone creates something with all of their heart, that creation is given a soul.
  • Taurus: there's no future for people who worship the future and forget about the past.
  • Gemini: it doesn't matter what colour your dress is, what matters is the heart inside.
  • Cancer: a heart's a heavy burden.
  • Leo: he's calling the spirits of darkness. I saw him do this once before when a girl dumped him.
  • Virgo: we each need to find our own inspiration. sometimes it's not easy.
  • Libra: no matter how many weapons you have, no matter how great your technology might be, the world cannot live without love.
  • Scorpio: I think I can handle it.
  • Sagittarius: you cannot alter your fate. but you can rise to meet it.
  • Capricorn: when I saw you, I just wanted to find a way to protect you.
  • Aquarius: you're very smart. sometimes we take a leap. be brave.
  • Pisces: always believe in yourself. do this and no matter where you are, you will have nothing to fear.
Who else dad is weird like this 🙄
  • *in another world at another time*
  • Me: *gets text*
  • Dad: Hey, who's my favorite daughter?
  • Me: Dad?
  • Dad: Hey there, dear. 😉
  • Me: DAD WTF YOU'RE ALIVE.
  • Dad: Last time I checked I was. 😂
  • Me: *out loud* Oh my god!
  • Roommate: Please stop screaming, I'm in a very intense debate about the merits of socialism with an online friend, and I can't concentrate with you making such a racket.
  • Me: Socialism? Aren't you incredibly rich and vain?
  • Roommate: I'm a Trotskyist, you fool.
  • Me: Who cares! My dad's alive!
  • Roommate: I wasn't aware that your dad was dead?
  • Me: Neither was I. I thought he had just abandoned me and my mom all those years ago. I have quite a story about it. When I was about 14, my dad took me on a road trip to go to IHOP for a delicious breakfast. After we had finished, he got up to use the bathroom and never returned. He left me stranded in a strange IHOP two states over.
  • Roommate: You traveled two states away to go to an IHOP?
  • Me: I mean, it was a road trip.
  • Roommate: How do you know it's your dad?
  • Me: Check my phone, it says dad right there. Of course he's my dad.
  • Roommate: It could be anyone.
  • Me: There's no one else in my contacts with the name dad, other than my dad, ya goober. In fact, with every new phone I've gotten I always added his old phone number to the contacts in case of a moment just like this.
  • Roommate: Even still, don't you think it's suspicious that your father is contacting you via text nearly a decade after he abandoned you?
  • Me: No.
  • Roommate: Not even a bit?
  • Me: No. *buzz* Oh, he texted me again!
  • Dad: Hey, who's my favorite daughter?
  • Me: Me, of course! 😘
  • Dad: No.
  • Me: What?
  • Dad: You're my fifth favorite daughter.
  • Me: I don't understand.
  • Dad: I have six daughters and you're my fifth favorite one. The sixth one died in a scuba diving accident.
  • Me: So I'm your least favorite daughter?
  • Dad: No, don't think of it like that! You're not my least favorite daughter, you're just my least favorite LIVING daughter. 😉
  • Me: That doesn't make me feel better.
  • Dad: Ah, it doesn't matter. You remember me, your dad, the big wacky goofball! 😝
  • Me: I remember you trading my bicycle for coke.
  • Dad: It's a thing of the past, my daughter who I love the least. I don't want to worry about the past, let's meet up and discuss the future.
  • Me: OMG You want to meet up? Where?
  • Dad: IHOP, for old time's sake, but this time let's make it the one in town.
  • Me: *out loud* Oh my god, I'm meeting up with my dad!
  • Roommate: I'm right here, you don't have to yell.
  • Me: I'm so excited. I'm reconnecting with my father. Most girls can only dream of this moment.
  • Roommate: He honestly sounds like a terrible person.
  • Me: People change.
  • Roommate: Yeah, sometimes they become worse.
  • Me: You're just overly pessimistic because you're a goth and also a Trotskyist.
  • Roommate: Eh, I can't deny it.
  • *later at IHOP*
  • Me: *waiting at table* I can't wait to see my dad again. I wonder what he looks like. I bet he's a businessman now. Oh, or maybe he's a priest. *notices commotion at the front of the store* Hmm?
  • Waitress: Sir, please wait to be seated.
  • Disheveled Dude: I'm meeting up with someone, you flighty broad. There's not much time. Get out of my way.
  • Me: *internally* At least that guy isn't my dad.
  • Disheveled Dude: Oh, there she is. *runs and sits at my table* Oh my god, is that my little girl. You've grown up so much. You look way too much like your mom. It's bringing back some really bad memories. I'm sorta regretting. Just joking. Hahaha. WHERE THE FUCK IS OUR WAITRESS, I'M TRYING TO EAT HERE!?
  • Me: What a coincidence it is that the horrible man making a scene at the front of the restaurant is my dad...
  • Disheveled Dude: What's with the distant look on your face? You're acting like you saw a ghost. Haha, maybe you do think I'm a ghost. Hey, sorry about leaving you at the IHOP all those years ago. Kinda got bored of the whole dad thing. JESUS CHRIST, CAN YOU GUYS FUCKING HURRY UP AND GET US A WAITRESS. F-Fuck. *wipes sweat off forehead*
  • Me: Dad?
  • Disheveled Dude: WHAT!?
  • Me: *jumps in seat*
  • Disheveled Dude: Sorry, I've been really on edge recently. *nervously looks over shoulder* Where the fuck are these waitresses?
  • Me: Dad... *gets teary eyed*
  • Disheveled Dude: Oh god, are you gonna start crying on me.
  • Me: *sniffles* I'm sorry, I just missed you so much.
  • Disheveled Dude: Yeah, yeah, I missed you too. Time to move onto the next thing. Inheritance. Uh, I'm gonna die eventually, so you can have all of my money. *put suitcase stuffed with cash on the table and pushes it towards me* You can just have it now, for all I care. I mean, you never know when I'm gonna die.
  • Me: Dad, I don't want your money. I just want to spend time with you.
  • Disheveled Dude: Well, you can spend all the time in the world with me once you accept the fat wads of cash in this suitcase. I just need you to say verbally that you're accepting this money from me as a legitimate form of inheritance.
  • Me: Dad, please. I just want to talk to you.
  • Disheveled Dude: Come on and take the fucking cash, Elizabeth.
  • Me: My name's not Elizabeth.
  • Disheveled Dude: Okay, whatever. Take the money and clearly dictate that you are accepting the entirety of this money as a legitimate form of inheritance from your loving father. You can use it for college, you're college aged right. Or prenatal care. I don't fucking know. What shitty kid doesn't want FREE FUCKING MONEY!?
  • Me: *stands up from seat* Dad! You're the worst ever! I hate you! *runs out of IHOP sobbing*
  • Disheveled Dude: Fuck, I knew that wasn't going to work. *notices how dark it is outside* It's almost here. I wasted so much goddamn time. I'm never going to get rid of this thing. FUCK!
  • Waitress: *nervously* I can help you now, sir.
  • Disheveled Dude: Oh, so now you show up. I'm not so hungry now. In fact, I've lost my entire damn appetite.
  • Waitress: I'm sorry, sir. It's all my fault. I'm so sorry.
  • Disheveled Dude: Which one of those cars outside is yours?
  • Waitress: The red one.
  • Disheveled Dude: That broken down piece of shit?
  • Waitress: Yes.
  • Disheveled Dude: Guess, there's no other choice. It'll have to do. Give me your fucking keys.
  • Waitress: What?
  • Disheveled Dude: *points gun at waiter* GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING KEYS!
  • Waitress: *drops keys on the table*
  • Disheveled Dude: *tosses wads of cash at the waitress* That's easily $200,000. Go buy yourself a better car. You might want to make it quick. *runs out of IHOP*
  • Waitress: *watches disheveled dude speed off* Why is it so dark outside and where did everyone go? I guess it doesn't matter now, though. $200,000. That's a lot of money. I wonder what I'm gonna do with all this? I'm so excited that I'm lightheaded. The future is so bright now.
  • Wall of Darkness: *encroaches*

sadistcutey  asked:

Um hi! I'm so sorry if you already answered an ask like this already, you can delete it if you want! Can I please have SF!Papy, and US!Paps, as well as Classic Sans with who has a crush on their future s/o who works in a bakery? Their future s/o is very bubbly and kind and doesn't really mind that their a monster. Also, this is after they got to the surface of it matters. Again, im sorry if I bothered you or you already answered an ask like this! I hope you have a nice day!

SWEETHEART YOU ARE NEVER BOTHERING ME. 

Swapfell Papyrus

Rus visits the bakery often because of Black’s love for sweets often send him on sugar runs. As he enters the little shop, he notices a new employee, carrying out a tray of freshly made bread, and moving past him to put it on display. With that small glimpse of you, something stirred in his soul, but he ignored it for now. After grabbing some sweet bread and cupcakes, he watched in awe as you scan his items, and he nervously strikes up a conversation with you. Mostly just small talk and he discovered that you’re a new employee and today was your first day. You seem to sense his nervousness but you continue the conversation anyway, easing him into comfort and letting him leave feeling light and happy. Over the next few months, Rus eagerly returns to the bakery once a week, then everyday just to see you. He even bought Black in to visit and you definitely won his favor by offering him a slice of cake you made on the house. Finally, Rus musters up the courage to ask you out. 

Underswap Papyrus

It’s his cheat day (everyday is his cheat day). After a long week of working (napping) he deserves to take  break from the diet that Blue enforced on him to gain stronger bones, so he enters the little bakery, the enticing smell of fresh cookies welcoming him in. He notices you chatting up a customer on your daily specials and he can’t help but listen in. Once the customer leaves, Stretch grabs some random items and orders the daily special, then turns on his charming good looks and flirtatious puns. Your laugh is music to his ears. He somehow convinces you to give him your number and you two a date on the weekend. 

Undertale Sans

The first time that Sans enters the bakery, there was no love at first sight or attraction of any kind. He did think you were friendly and pretty, but he didn’t think of you as a potential datemate. But he keeps coming back, frequently too, for no other reason than to see you and talk to you. Your friendship with him grows, and eventually, he even invites you to hang out with his other group of friends. You’ve become such a constant in each other’s lives, that Classic develops feelings for you, but hides it. He doesn’t want to ruin what he already has with you. Only with the encouragement of his brother, Sans asks you out on a date.

  • Blake: Mom. Dad. I have something I need to tell you.
  • Ghira: What is it sweetie?
  • Kali: You know you can tell us anything.
  • Blake: I know. It's just... This may come as a shock to you both.
  • Kali: Haha. I'm sure we can handle it.
  • Blake: *inhale* Okay... I'm not dating Sun. We are just friends.
  • Ghira: That's more along the lines of relieving new dear.
  • Kali: Ghira.
  • Blake: The reason why I only like him as a friend is because I like, no, love someone else.
  • Kali: Aaaaaaw Sweetie.
  • Ghira: Please tell me it's not any of his other teammate.
  • Blake: No dad. SHE isn't. *Looking a bit more nervous.*
  • Kali: Blake. We know you are bisexual. And we still love you no matter what. After all we knew right away that you and Ilai weren't doing late night combat training.
  • Ghira: We will always love you, Blake. Plus, Now I don't have to warning about early grandkids.
  • Blake/Kali: DAD!/GHIRA!
  • Ghira: I'm kidding. I'm kidding... Partly.
  • Blake: Sigh. Okay that answers a few things but that's not all.
  • Kali: Oh? What else is there?
  • Blake: ...
  • Ghira: Blake. You can tell us.
  • Blake: *She begins to shack with tears in her eyes.*
  • Kali: Sweetie. What's wrong? *Both her and Ghira get up and move to Blake's sides, both hugging her as she she cries.*
  • Blake: She... She saved me from Adam... And... And lost her arm because of me. *sniffle* She has done so much for me. And I left her when she needed me the most to protect her.
  • Kali: Oh honey.
  • Ghira: I'm sure she will understand. Though, I never thought Adam would attack other faun-
  • Blake: She's a human.
  • Kali: ...
  • Ghira: A... Human?
  • Blake: It's part of why I left... Adam said he would destroy everything I love... I was afraid if I stayed with Yang. He or the white fang would go after her. It's why I... I wanted to bring her here, where I thought the white fang wouldn't be but I was afraid... I was afraid that you two would be...
  • Kali: *Pulls Blake into a tight hug.* Blake. My baby girl. We love you no matter what and no matter who you love whether they be a Faunus or a human. I mean, We did start the originally to unity humans and faunus.
  • Blake: *Smiles and hugs her mom.* Thank you mom. *she then turns to her dad who is in deep thought.* Dad?
  • Ghira: ... I'm sorry Blake. *he said as she stood up.*
  • Blake: Dad? *She said with a heart broken look.*
  • Kali: Ghira? *She questioned as they watched him walk to his deck and open a drawer pulling something as he walks back over.*
  • Ghira: You said her name was Yang? As in Yang Xiao-Long? *He asked handing the object to Blake, Kali meanwhile suddenly having a look of realization.*
  • Blake: Y-yes. *She said confused taking the object realizing it was a framed picture.*
  • Ghira: Then I am sorry Blake. But The woman you love isn't just a human. *Ghira told Blake who looked at him confused before looking at the picture as she gasped. The photo showing a younger Ghira and pregnant Kali with a younger Taiyang and pregnant Raven.* She is half faunus.
  • Blake: I don't... I don't understand.
  • Ghira: What I'm saying Blake is... *Deep breath.* Our future Grandchildren have a less chance of getting your ears.
  • Blake: *Blake stared at her fathers serious expression as it slowly breaks into a chuckling smile making her laugh as well as she stands up and hugs her dad.* I'm sure they'll still look lovely.... Thank you. Both of you.
  • Kali: Of course dear. *Kali smiled hugging her husband and daughter.*
  • Ghira: We love you Blake. No matter what... I just hope She doesn't have Tai's taste for terrible puns and jokes.
  • Blake: Uh... Yeah. About that. *Ghira groans*
  • Kali: Oh I like her already.
intoxicated | | [ barry allen ]

a/n: so I rewatched the episode (which is s1 episode 12 for those who want it and to understand what nonnie is saying) to understand what you were saying. I made Barry and reader get engaged rather than married so I hope that was okay. Warnings of alcohol and intoxicated reader in this imagine as the team celebrates your newly engagement. This also got a little long, oops before reader gets tipsy but I’m trying to write longer imagines. Would you guys like a part two of them getting married or an aesthetic with a mini story? If so, give me ideas on what you think reader and Barry’s wedding could be like. I might make two seperate aesthetics with one male reader and one with female reader. Ships are closed and requests are open unless stated otherwise by me!

nonnie requested: Hiii I was wondering if you could maybe possibly do a Barry Allen imagine where the reader gets super drunk and her and Barry are like married or something and she like kinda forgets who he is like she doesn’t recognize him because drunk and it’s kinda like the episode where Caitlin and Barry go to karaoke. Thanks sorry if that’s all over the place

Originally posted by atravelgirl

                       Relationship(s): Barry Allen/Reader (dating; soon to be engaged), Team Flash & Reader (friendship)


Barry was pacing back and forth for the past thirty minutes as he grew anxiously waiting for you to arrive while the rest of his team just watched him go back and forth. “What if they say no? What if I make a big fool of myself like when I tried to ask out that Stacy girl in high school and everyone laughed at me?” The burnet questions out loud a bunch of what if’s like he was talking to himself while he stops and looks at the rest of the team, “What if I just make a fool out of myself by asking Y/N to marry me?”

“Barry,” His foster dad starts as he puts his hands on Barry’s shoulders so they can be face to face as he gives him a look. “I think we all know here that you love Y/N and Y/N loves you. And nobody is going to laugh at you,” Joe takes a side glance over especially at Cisco whom stopped grinning before turning back to his foster son. “I don’t think Y/N would say no but in case they do, it won’t be the end of the world. Marriage is a big step and some aren’t ready but I think you both can do it.” He says to offer some reassurance as he pats his back, “It will be okay Barry,” The detective stops as everyone could hear your shoes squeaking from the rain earlier, Joe takes one look at Barry and smiled, “Go get ‘em.”

You cringed at how squeaky your shoes were, maybe they weren’t the best option but hey they were pretty comfortable especially since you worked as a second grade teacher. “Hey guys, I’m so sorry I’m late. Timmy’s mom came a little late this afternoon to pick him up so I stayed a little later than usual.” You say while you look up to see everyone as you scrunched your eyebrows together as they weren’t where they usually are. You had gotten used to seeing everyone busy doing something with metahumans or Barr trying to go faster. “Is everything okay? Look I know I’m not the best person to know about a pretty big secret but-”

“Y/N, it is none of that. Barry has something important to tell you. Plus yes, you’re a second grade teacher but you were bound to find out eventually about Barry’s little side show. .” The technical engineer cuts you off as he elbows gently to his friend to go over while he leans over to whisper to the speedster, “Go, now is your chance.”

The burnet gulped nervously as he watch your face still at lost while he bites his lip, “Y/N L/N, this isn’t really the most romantic way to do something as important as this. But you said you never cared for all the fancy kind of things. You said it yourself while we were watching that show where that guy did a crazy number in front so many people before proposing to his boyfriend. I didn’t expect to fall for someone like you but I’m glad I did,” He breathes as he moves closer towards you before he keeps going, “Y/N. This is really hard for me to do because I don’t want to rush you and this is a big step for you and I. .I know there will be bad days and good days, because you can’t expect a marriage to all perfect. .And I don’t want to make your parents’ mistakes.” Barry gave a quick glance over to Iris since she was the one who introduce each other who gave a motion to keep going as he looked back to you, “I had fallen in love with you ever since I laid my eyes on you, go ahead and say I’m cheesy but Y/N will you marry me?” The forensic scientist gets on one knee as he holds up the ring as he tries to hold his breath for your answer.

Your E/C eyes widen slightly as you tried not to cry out tears while you start to go down on the floor while you couldn’t help but let out tears, “Oh my god. .oh my god. .” You repeat yourself, “I-I will marry you Barr.” You reached out to hug him while he returned the hug by wrapping his arms around your mid back as he had a few tears of his own. You could hear clapping and some cheering while H.R was probably the loudest as you chuckled before pulling away your boy- fiance. You watch as the burnet slides the ring on your finger before leaning up to kiss you since you were towering over him while you were both on the floor.

“I believe this calls for a celebration of the newly engaged couple!” H.R exclaims while you and Barr look at the other earth Harrison Wells with a soft chuckle, “Come on. You can’t tell me you don’t want to celebrate this new chapter in your amazing lives although I hope to get an invite to the wedding.” He says while he points at you two with his drumsticks.

Caitlin rolls her eyes but in a more playful manner than disgust, “You two can get up from the floor now.” She mentions before you two hurryingly get up off the hard floor underneath you as you brush yourself off.

Iris went over to hug you and her foster brother, “I’m so happy for you and my sort of brother. I can’t express how glad I’m going to have you as a in-law, Y/N. Oh, hey we should go out to drink although Barry really can’t get drunk. .What do you say Y/N?”

You nod, “I guess it wouldn’t hurt. We should celebrate. .plus it’s not everyday you get engaged to someone.” You say with a smile to your soon to be sister in law as Barry shakes his head but couldn’t help but smile.

[ TIME SKIP ]

Maybe drinking wasn’t such a good idea after H.R and Joe offered to open a tab since you went a little over your head. You never really got more than one small drinks before whenever you were out so when you could drink almost as much as you could, you fail to realize you didn’t hold your liquor as good as you thought. You giggle slightly after finishing another shot of vodka as you wobble slightly.

Luckily Barry caught you before you fell as he looked at you with concern in his green eyes, “Y/N? You okay? Maybe you should drink some water and sit down for awhile,” He says in a gentle voice while you look at him with beady E/C eyes with a head tilt.

You try to push him away, “I don’t know you sir, nope hehe. I’m flattered but um, I just got engaged to this wonderful guy named Bartholomew. Hehe, such a old fashioned name, hehe. But don’t you dare disrespect my man, sir, he fast. Like really fast. .” You hiccup, “But I love him with all my heart so shoo,” You slur your speech as the speedster tried his best not to laugh at you and your drunk little child giggle.

“Okay Y/N, let’s get you home.” He says as he tell everyone about your drunken state as Caitlin felt bad for you since she was almost the same way when her and Barr went out for karaoke that one night. So that was that as you try to protest before he sped you home and got you changed to your pajamas.

You leaned on him as he carried you to bed as you hiccup more, feeling his hand rub your back before placing you on the bed. “Thank you sir, you remind me of my new fiance. .I-I don’t know where I’d be without him. .” You say as Barry smiled softly as he strokes your hair until he kissed your head. “Sleepy. .Nighty night. .” You close your eyes and start to sleep soundly while your fiance just shook his head at you as he watches you sleep for awhile until he gets ready for bed himself.

This would be one interesting story to tell in the future.

anonymous asked:

Hi! Can you recommend Sterek fics where Stiles cuddles Derek in his wolf form? Rating doesn't matter. Thanks a lot!

Another trope I can’t get enough of! - Anastasia

Originally posted by fangs-in-the-fog

Actual Puppy Derek Hale by tylerfucklin (Zimothy)

(1/1 I 18,162 I Teen)

Derek didn’t know what was worse: the hunters, being trapped as a wolf, being hit by a car, or the fact that he had somehow become some kid’s pet dog for the unforeseeable future.

Wolf in the House by JoeLawson

(1/1 I 33,481 I Teen)

“What? It’s totally an improvement. He’s not scowling, or dating bad guys, or slinking around in unsanitary places. Still a bit paranoid, but what can you do. At least he’s a lot easier to get along with when you can buy his affections with ear rubs.”

“And you always wanted a dog,” Sheriff added wryly.

“And I always wanted a dog.”

In The Woods Somewhere by WithMyTeeth (Ylith) (aka our own Emmy)

(9/9 I 44,958 I Explicit I Rape)

Peter travels with various carnivals, showcasing a massive black wolf he parades as a man-eating beast. In his caravan he keeps Stiles, his most precious possession who is much more special than he may outwardly appear. Stiles feels a kinship with the creature through their mutual captivity, so when he makes his escape he frees the wolf as well. Like Stiles though, the wolf is also more than he appears.

Actual Wolf Derek Hale by lovelornwolf

(29/29 I 60,619 I Explicit)

Stiles is almost done with the bottle of whiskey when the dog wanders—limps—out of the woods towards him.

Harry watched Malfoy smile and mouth you’re fine, it’s fine at a woman who had knocked into him with a tray of shots and then apologised. He watched the pink and purple lights from the stage play over Malfoy’s straight nose and his high cheekbones. He saw the way Malfoy was standing beside Parkinson, as though she was at the exact centre of the universe. Harry thought back to his dreams, and the way that Malfoy had been gentle when he touched Harry. He knew, then, that Malfoy had changed, or would change, or was in the process of changing.

Harry knew, with the same surety, that he wanted to be there for it. He wanted to watch as Malfoy unfolded himself and shook out the parts that were cruel and mean and hateful. He wanted to watch for the moment when Malfoy’s limbs and heart and brain and muscles moved in a way that wasn’t heavy with unease and anger. He wanted to see a thousand more easy smiles on Malfoy’s face, it wouldn’t even matter if he hadn’t put them there himself. He wanted to see Malfoy bloom with laughter.

Harry wanted to tell him that he still hated the things Malfoy had done and would never forget them, not to be cruel, but because now he thought that Malfoy would never want to be with a person who forgot about things like that.

I’ve got it

Savitar… is Leonard Snart.

After being thrown into the future by the Oculus explosion, Len finds himself with a new set of powers (how? maybe he got in the way of Eobard’s attempt to give himself speed) and a really big grudge against Barry for leading him down this whole “hero” path in the first place. He gets a cool armored suit (if there aren’t cool armored suits readily available in the future, what’s the point of the future at all?), rebrands himself Savitar, and fights with the Flash. Len proves too difficult to actually defeat, so future!Barry eventually imprisons him in the Speed Force, and, well, you know the rest.

I have evidence! 

Do you really think that, even if he were to become an evil speedster, Leonard Snart would give up his aesthetic?

anonymous asked:

Soo I just thought I should ask for some advice. It's been a couple years since I figured out I'm a sex-repulsed ace, and my main problem with it has turned out to be that my parent doesn't believe me. They tell me that they felt the same way when they were my age, and that I'm straight and I need to have children. I don't want children. I feel like if you don't want children you should avoid having them as much as possible. I don't know how to approach the situation.

I’d just flat out tell your parents “I don’t want kids. If I decide I do in the future I’ll let you know, otherwise consider this matter settled and please stop discussing it.” It’s on them to get over what they want for your life.