this didn't come out as good as i expected

anonymous asked:

Do ya'll know how to play basketball? Ya'll hoop or not?

Dark Pit: What in Underworld did I just dodge!?

Viridi: Being finished, most likely~

Pit: Palutena was teaching Viridi how to play basketball Pittoo, but you can probably guess that her first time shooting a ball didn’t go so well…

Palutena: Even so, that throw was simply magnificent! It excellently exemplifies the prowess of a goddess!

Viridi: I expect nothing less from me~!

Dark Pit: …Why did I come back here…?

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this panel had some real weird moments let me tell you, so there’s this above and just… does it need anymore commenting??? lmao

then there’s this very awkward question about how much would j2′s kiss cost for the charity?! and well knowing what we know this is very embarassing god 

jared insists how that will get him a divorce and he’ll lose half of his money…. okay jared, and jensen says: it would be a lot of money and not in a good way… 

so make of that what you will but to me it sounds like j2 kissing (understand j2 coming out) will cost them their job and a shit ton of money… which is true  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

and then there’s this when jared makes a gen mention and jensen isn’t in the mood for that lol “you should have locked that down” said very sacarstically 

anonymous asked:

Tobirama as a dad? Throughout the years i guess

Tobirama Senju

•Ridiculously overprotective father, doesn’t matter at what age. Babyproofs the shit out of his house. Watches his baby like a hawk. Literally, the second the baby starts crawling, Tobirama loses it. There are so many ways a baby can hurt themselves??? Every little possible situation just gives him anxiety. He would rather keep the baby in the crib all day to completely avoid any potential accidents. Or when he’s holding his baby, he doesn’t let them crawl 2 feet away from him before pulling them back into his lap. He just worries too much. He’s not that good with babies tbh

•He’s always going to be busy with work, whether he’s Hokage yet or not. So it’s likely he won’t have much time for his newborn baby. It sucks, but that’s just how it is. It’s a big downside to Tobirama starting a family, because he’s married to his work at times. Which he quickly regrets, because he knows he needs to be there for his baby during their early years, and can’t leave everything to his s/o. His baby needs a father

•A lot of the time spent with his baby is Tobirama helping them learn to walk or talk. Basically helping them grow. Imagine Tobirama walking with his baby around the house, holding their arms up as they slowly stroll around. So cute

•As they grow older, Tobirama still tries to be there for them, but duty calls. The village is paramount. He’ll have his child with him at the office on slow days though, but they have to be careful not to mess with his paperwork or he gets annoyed

•It’s around this age that Tobirama will train them, if they wish to be trained. He’s just as hard on them as he would be one of his students, maybe even harder

•Tobirama can’t stand their “rebellious” teenage years. Or the phase where they might be distant and isolated, refusing to talk to their parents. Tobirama is so used to being on top of everything that the moment he thinks he’s not keeping thorough tabs on his kid, he gets all paranoid. HE JUST HAS TO MONITOR EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE THAT’S HOW HE IS. But his child can’t really get away with sneaking around anyway, since Tobirama supervises them at all times, even when he’s in his office. You’re not likely to get away from a sensor like Tobirama. He follows their movements wherever they go in the village because he knows their chakra so well. Is it a little maniac? Sure. But Tobirama gets that way when it comes to his family

•Oooo Tobirama would get into soooo many arguments with his kid if they really were the rebellious, stubborn type. If they have his genes, they’re bound to inherit that personality anyway, and they’re also prone to arguing. “Just like your father,” people would probably say. But Tobirama denies it. Would blame it on his s/o tbh, like “They get that from your side of the family”

•At the end of the day though, he knows he can’t be too hard on his kid. He wants them to grow up strong and rational, and to know how to make the right decisions, hence why he’s so tenacious with their upbringing. But you’ll often find him coming home from a long day at work, and wanting nothing more than to spend time with his child. When they’re younger, it’s picking them out of their crib and holding them in his arms. When they’re older, it’s coming into their room to check up on them, ask about their day, offer to train or spar. Which means a lot, since Tobirama rarely has free time. The fact he’s willing to spend that free time on family, and not catch up on work, says a lot

anonymous asked:

I HEARD THAT ASK BOX IS OPEN?! anyways coughs i've missed you so much, how are you? i hope you're doing well! for my request, how about midorima cheating on s/o while she was pregnant (but he doesn't know that)? like he just fell out of love w s/o but he didn't want to end things with s/o but he still cheated no matter what. i hope it's not confusing lol! good luck! :)

hi, love! sorry this was so late! thank you for the send! I hope this was okay. xoxo

You could hear the squeaking of the rocking bed even before you entered the hall. You expected a warm welcome, coming back from your two week business trip, instead you were greeted to strewn clothes and shoes and a rather racy lingerie. Heart heavy with each step you took, and the more you got closer, the stronger the scent of sex and betrayal. It was surprising how messy this was; knowing him, he could have hidden this dirty secret from you as long as he wanted to. 

You weren’t sure whether to be offended at the thought of him wanting you to find out, or finding the blonde partner in your new pair of lingerie. The woman failed to notice, too busy sucking off the cum off Midorima’s cock, but he had seen you and let her continue his ministrations. You cleared your throat, catching the blonde’s attention. She squeaked, pulling the covers to herself as if she had some shame. He fixed his hair and put on his glasses and made his way towards you. For someone who was just caught cheating suddenly, he was composed and collected. 

“You’re home.” You took a moment to respond, eyeing the woman curled up in your-their bed. 

“Yes, I wasn’t expecting any guests.” How shameless could that person be? Curling up in a stranger’s home and fucking a stranger’s boyfriend. You look back to Midorima, expecting rage to flood your senses, but is relieved to find only disappointment. Why waste your emotions on someone who could care less? Maybe you were expecting this outcome. He had been unusually distant and aloof more than usual and it might have been a matter of time before you two fell apart. 

“I’m sorry,” Those words were disgusting. The audacity of him to even give you those words had left you confused and dirty, as if sorry was ever going to help. It was a pity response; no one was ever sorry that they had cheated. Those words existed to guilt the person into giving the cheater another chance or to ease the tension. 

“Don’t be. I’ll be out by the morning. Happy Birthday, Shintaro.” You placed his lucky item of the day by the door and left the building, pulling the suitcase you came in with. Midorima stared at the object, a flood of anguish inundated his mind. 

The only thing let that reminded him of you was that ceramic frog that held a little banner. It smiled back, tauntingly, like it was laughing at his unfortunate situation. “It’s a girl!”  

lutavero  asked:

Something with Coldflash? :) It's been a few days since I read something with this pairing. Could be headcanon or a dabble, I'd be happy with anything! :) Please? :)

(Sure thing :))

“I’ll help you get her back,” Barry promises, and Snart’s eyes blaze, even though the man doesn’t move. He’s standing still in the pipeline cell, but somehow, he looks like a caged lion, restless and ready to lunge for the throat.

“No idea what you’re talking about, Flash,” he sneers, drawling the last word like an insult. Barry’s heart clenches, and he steps closer, pushing his cowl back, revealing his face.

Snart visibly startles; Barry’s sure that everyone will scold him for revealing his identity to the man who had no clue about his name, not this time around, but he can’t help it. He still remembers the Snart who could’ve been - was - a hero, and Barry refuses to believe that the man standing in front of him now is any different.

“Your sister,” Barry clarifies, licking his lips nervously. “I know why you’re doing this. Why you joined Thawne. He’s threatening Lisa, isn’t he? Probably holding her somewhere.”

Without the speed force aiding him, it would’ve been easy to miss the flicker of panic in those blue eyes. But Snart recovers fast and his usual smirk is firmly in place in a second.

“Ah, speedsters. Always think you know everything. So what now, kid - gonna tell me I’m just misguided? That there’s good in me?”

He doesn’t remember that it’s exactly what Barry told him before, once, twice, a dozen times, over the phone in Iron Heights, in Joe’s living room, in a run-down warehouse on an pile of old wooden pallets that didn’t even qualify as a makeshift bed. He doesn’t remember, because through a weird series of half-bad decisions and unlucky coincidences, he never heard it, not really.

But Barry remembers saying it, and he remembers that Snart, Len, died to prove him right.

It seems like he’s been resurrected to prove him wrong, but Barry’s never been great at admitting defeat.

“There is,” he says, quietly, and something about his voice must make Snart listen because he doesn’t sneer and doesn’t try to interrupt. “I was there, when you killed your father. For her. For Lisa. I know what you would do to keep her safe. And I’m telling you there’s another way.”

Len’s eyes widen - Barry might have been there when Lewis died, but Len wasn’t, not this Len who was dragged out of time by Eobard Thawne. This Len didn’t shoot his own father to avenge his sister’s suffering, but Barry knows that what Lewis did to his children hasn’t gone away simply because Len does not remember the ending to this particular horror story anymore. 

“What if I don’t want another way, Flash?” he snaps anyway; he’s never been one to back down, and Barry remembers the man who screwed him over at Ferris Air simply because he believed that what Barry was doing was wrong. 

“You do,” Barry says simply and backs away from the glass, until he can reach for the command console. 

The door releases with a quiet hiss, and Snart looks around suspiciously, expecting a trap. Always looking for a catch, with his enemies, with his allies, among the words whispered in the dark - it’s so familiar that Barry’s heart tightens and he steps out of the way, leaving the path to the door open for Len.

The man takes a tentative step out of his cell and zones in on Barry, eyes narrow in that calculating way of his. 

“Should I say ‘thank you’?” he sneers, and Barry wishes there was a way for him to reach Len, again, but it wasn’t easy the first time around and Barry’s not foolish enough to believe it would be any different now. 

“No need,” he shrugs, “but I meant what I said. I’ll find Lisa, and I’ll keep her safe.”

Len is faster than Barry remembers, but he’s still human and it would’ve been easy to duck away from him when Len covers the distance between them in two quick strides. Barry doesn’t try to; he lets Len slam him into the pipeline’s uneven wall and meets the man’s fierce glare head-on.

“Stay away from her, Flash,” Len hisses in his face. Barry brings his hands up, curling his fingers around Len’s shoulders, not pushing him away, just… holding on. The tender gesture throws Len for a loop, but he doesn’t release his grip on Barry’s throat. It’s not so tight that it would be impossible for Barry to speak, and so, he does.

“My name is Barry Allen… and I have a sister, too.”

He shouldn’t be giving Snart anything to use against him: but Barry knows that he won’t get anywhere with Len until they’re on a more even ground, until Len has leverage he can lean on, even if he won’t use it.

And maybe he will: somehow, Barry’s not afraid of that anymore. Let Len try his worst - because now, Barry knows what he could only believe before, that there’s good in this man’s heart, and Barry will draw it out again, if it’s the last thing he does.

“I’m no hero, Barry,” Len growls in his face and then takes a step back, just looking for a second before he turns and disappears down the corridor. 

Barry watches him go, and expectation coils tight in his belly, warm and heavy and familiar.

“Yes, you are,” he whispers and walks out of the pipeline to face the music.

6

I was tagged by @romeo-and-simulet for the edge of seventeen tag, and I chose to use my little Zoey, as you know, girl need some fresh start love.


Zoey’s love of dressing up, really came into it’s own in her teens. It was when she swore to never wear the same costume twice, and would spend most of her night’s sewing, instead of doing her homework. Zoey, being home schooled, never came into much contact with the other children in the town, expect her siblings, and with them not being the most ‘normal’ of families, they put up with Zoey’s love of dress up. 


I have no idea on if this is good or whatever, but I’ve enjoyed dressing up a teen version of my favourite, so yeah.

I guess I need to tag people, eh, @morgibritt, @teekapoa, @thatsmolplumbob, come on, I want to see some more teen folk. ;)

anonymous asked:

Just read through your baby jeon tag for the thousandth time and was just imagining teenage kook getting his first gf and namjoon catching them out in public and he comes home and has A MELTDOWN and the boys are having A MELTDOWN and then they tell y/n and she's like "you think I didn't know already" cause obvi kook won't hide anything from his noona. Your style of writing is so good btw, I get so excited to read everything you post :)

namjoon had expected a normal day out. and by normal he means just taking a quick trip down to the grocery store, grab some milk (and some chocolate, let’s be real) because seokjin’s been going on and on about how the bottles are always empty so namjoon’s grabbing the biggest one yet. just as he gets what he needs, he stalks out to the streets, heading straight back to the apartment but stops dead in his tracks when he sees a too familiar looking uniform on a very, very familiar looking physique and his jaw drops.

that’s jungkook.

as in, the jungkook he’s known for since day one and he’s holding a girl’s hand.

he almost let the bottle of milk and the pieces of chocolate bar drop to the floor but he’s quick to collect himself to fish out his phone. after snapping a quite decent amount of photos from the opposite side of the road and a few feet distance away, namjoon sprints back home.

//

namjoon creates a havoc as he barges through the door and yoongi is about to complain about the ruckus but when namjoon’s shoving the bottle of milk to the arms of seokjin who conveniently opens the door and throwing the bars of chocolate onto the table, he’s gathered the attention of everyone in the living room.

“jungkook has a girlfriend!”

at the exclaim, you peek from your laptop, watching as six guys scurry over to the phone that namjoon’s holding and the rest of them are losing it.

“what the fuck?!

"that kid’s too young to be -”

“he’s sixteen, let him go,”

“but still! how come we don’t know about this?!”

“more importantly…” at the sound of jimin’s voice dying off, six heads turn to look at you and you stop your typing, only to look up with a calm expression - one they didn’t expect.

“what?”

“don’t fucking what us! why aren’t you freaking out?!”

you scoff a laugh, pushing your laptop aside as you stand up form the sofa, “you think i didn’t know about that by now,” you take long strides to reach where they are and using two fingers to zoom into the picture of the girl’s face that’s blurred but you’ve seen a clearer version of it before on someone else’s phone, “her name’s jiyoon.”

((“okay what the fuck.”

“she knows everything, this isn’t fair.”

“shut up. you’re too loud,”

“you’re taking her side?! hyung! she didn’t tell anyone!”

“that’s what secrets are for and-”

jungkook blinks at the sight of six people sprawled out on the floor, you by the sofa on your own and he gulps at the thick tension.

upon meeting eyes with you, you’re giving him a heads up, pointing with your eyes at namjoon’s phone that he manages to squint his eyes at, realizing that’s him by the sidewalk earlier, “jungkook… you might wanna run,”

and when the six of them start getting up from the floor, jungkook makes a run for it with wide eyes and a paled face. “oh fuck,

“oh fuck it is, boy!”

“come back here!”

  • Blake: It's over, Torchwick! You're not going to escape this time!
  • Roman: Who said anything about escaping? *pulls out cane*
  • Blake: Come on Torchwick, you can't honestly think that you can beat me in a fight.
  • Roman: Oh, I can definitely beat you, kitty cat. Easily.
  • Blake: Really? And how do you plan on doing that?
  • Roman: *smirks as Neo appears behind Blake* With my secret weapon.
  • Neo: *tugs off Blake's bow and starts to scratch behind her ears*
  • Blake: *gasps and falls to her knees, shivering* N-No! That's not f-fair!
  • Roman: *steps up to ruffle Neo's hair* Admittedly, I didn't expect that to work- but good plan, kiddo.
  • Neo: *smiles brightly* .........!
  • Blake: *sighs, trying to fight the urge to purr at the feeling of her ears being scratched* Well, t-this is embarrassing...
  • Roman: *chuckles, folding his arms over his chest* I don't know, kitty cat- it's kind of adorable.
  • Neo: *nods in agreement*
  • Blake: *rolls eyes, feeling her face flush* Don't look at me...
In which it gets sappy

Tagged by the amazing @lethesomething!!

1. How did you come up with your username and what does it mean?

So uh. BS is actually short for bittersweet, but now it doubles as my in-joke for BS in whateverCourse – hence the in. So BS in oranges.

Then it’s bittersweetoranges because i read this fic called bittersweet and it was damn good to me at the time. Also my favorite fruit is orange.

…I’m bot good at giving names nor titles. Haha.

2. Which fanfic of yours has the most feedback? (bookmarks/subscriptions/hits/kudos).

Hm. Overall, that would be my KuroYachi one-shot The Lights in the Sky are Stars. It was sort of my love letter to the KuroYachi ship, and so I’m not entirely sure if I’ll be able to add on to it.

For subscriptions that would be my still unfinished brofest piece, The Thief, the Witch, and the Fae. This one is my bid at making an interesting take on certain characters and dynamics in a dark fantasy setting. Futakuchi is the lead if only because @haruhi02 accidentally gave me his name when I asked for random characters.

3. What is your AO3 profile icon, and why did you choose it?

A freezing link from Breath of the Wild. Well, why not? Haha. I love Link, I love Breath of the Wild, and when I resurfaced back on tumblr botw recently came out and also the free icons.

(the rest is under a cut because it’s long and sappy)

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Stargate: Atlantis {Sentence Starters}
  • "_____ and I have sorta gotten into this habit of saving each others' lives and it's my turn."
  • "I know, I disgust myself sometimes."
  • "This is why parents get someone else to teach their kids how to drive!"
  • "I was beginning to think you were afraid to fight."
  • "You know, you're not pleasant when you're like this."
  • "There's plenty of time to solve this thing, but you got to stop using your mouth and start using your brain!"
  • "I passed out from-- manly hunger!"
  • "That's what this is about? You're embarrassed?"
  • "95% of deadly is still deadly!"
  • "I'm sorry - was there a compliment in there?"
  • "I built an atomic bomb for my grade six science fair exhibit."
  • "If only we had a magical tool that could slow down time."
  • "Well, let me see - we've got slow death, quick death, painful death, cold, lonely death."
  • "It's a brisk walk away. And by 'walk' I mean 'run'."
  • "I'm both insulted and touched by that."
  • "Slower than I expected, but faster than humanly possible."
  • "Wow - you must really be some kind of genius!"
  • "Seriously, am I the only one creeped out by that guy?"
  • "I shot him. In the leg!"
  • "Yeah, yeah, like I didn't see that one coming, huh?"
  • "You know, this is not a good way to make new friends!"
  • "Well, eventually I will get free, and when I do, he's gonna pay for this."
  • "I'm not sure that's what I would call this, but yes."
  • "I react to certain doom in a certain way. It's a bad habit."
  • "Oh, believe me, that's not the first thing we tried!"
  • "You're expecting me to let them get away with this?"
  • "I know, it's getting desperate. I'm almost out of coffee!"
  • "Anything that's got you speechless has me worried."
  • "Did I mention that I know almost everything about almost everything?"
  • "Are you telling me to shut up again?"

anonymous asked:

So this lady comes to my register wearing the clothes she's buying, and didn't even take the tags off forme to tag. She expected me to pull up the back of her shirt to scan the tag on her pants, and REACH DOWN HER SHIRT to find and scan the shirt tag. When I told her I wasn't going to do this she sighed and pulled up the shirt herself, and while finding the shirt tag I got a view of her bra. It was just very uncomfortable and the guest behind her looked almost as weirded out as me.

Good lord, purchase it first then go into the restroom to change ffs. It ain’t that hard. No one wants to touch you, lady. -Abby

anonymous asked:

Fluff of Himuro telling his s/o he doesn't feel like he's good enough and, thinking he means about his game skill, he gets a peptalk from his s/o. Himuro says thank you, but thinks that he meant he didn't feel good enough for her ☆♪

Himuro Tatsuya:

Himuro was plagued by these thoughts often, and never knew how to ward them away.

He didn’t like to talk about them with you simply because he feared you agreeing with his faults, knowing that all people had them but feeling as though he had too many to be redeemable. When you do manage to crank open the flood gates, his feelings come pouring out at an alarming rate for the both of you.

“You shouldn’t feel that way!” He expected that, but it didn’t make him feel better. “Because I think you’re really great. And I know you feel bad about not being the Generation of Miracles or whatever, but you’re you and that should be enough! You have talent and you stand up side-by-side with one of them every day AND he respects you! You definitely need to give yourself more credit, but if you can’t even see the positives in yourself, I will. I’ll tell you how great you are every single day until you believe me.”

You had completely misinterpreted what he had said, though the pep talk wasn’t unappreciated.

“Thank you.” He whispers, though he can still feel his heart ache. He can tell you’re scanning his face for any sign of emotion but he wipes most of them clean as he had learned to do to not be questioned on his feelings.

“Tatsuya…” Your voice is gentle, so gentle it nearly makes him cry. “I love you a lot, Tatsuya. You’re so amazing that I don’t know what I’d do without you… so, please, tell me when you have these problems because I don’t want them to come between us! We need each other, so we should learn to rely on each other, right?”

That speech was shorter, and more on point than the previous.

“Thank you,” He whispers, genuinely this time.

Elton John talks Ed Sheeran with Rolling Stone Magazine.
  • Rolling Stone: A lot of people don't realize that you work with Ed Sheeran. What's your role in his career?
  • Elton John: I've been advising him, and own the company that manages him. He asks me for advice. For example, a couple of years ago, he told me that the record company wanted a follow up to +, but he was also offered a tour with Taylor Swift, 88 shows in America. He said to me. "What should I do?" I said to him, "It's a no-brainer. You do the 88 shows with Taylor Swift. She'll be on top of the bill. You'll be coming on when people are coming in. It's not your audience. It'll give you so much backbone, and you can't buy that experience. And you know Taylor. You like her. Do that — there's plenty of time for a second record."
  • "He's such a good musician that he will not be satisfied with just playing on his own. And on the new album, x, he didn't want to put "Sing" first. Pharrell has had so much success recently. I'm worried people are going to be burned out by him." I said, "Listen, it's a song that people don't expect from you. If you want to put out 'Don't' first, it's gonna take a while to get up the charts. If you put 'Sing' out first, it will go straight in, and it will be the biggest thing on radio you've had so far." Every record he put out before that, "The A Team" and "Lego House," they took a long time to get up the charts. I think that "The A Team" took a year, and they wouldn't put him on the Grammys. I said to them, "Listen, I'll do a duet with him on 'The A Team.'" That got him on the Grammys because that's what I do. I'm a manager. It was a vital move for him."
  • "But I just give him advice. I've been around for so long and I know the scene. I knew that "Sing" should be the first single, and of course, it worked. He emailed to say, "Thank you so much." He says thank you. He listens. I'm doing it to make sure his career goes the right way. I'm very good at that."
  • RS: It's amazing that he plays stadiums with just an acoustic guitar and no band. I've never seen that done before.
  • EJ: That's unique. I mean, I played Madison Square Garden on my own, but he did Wembley Stadium three nights, which was 85,000 people a night on his own. It's astonishing. It's very brave. But sooner or later, he's gonna have to get some other musicians. He's such a good musician that he will not be satisfied with just playing on his own. I tell him that it's great for a while, but then the novelty wears off. Playing with other musicians will give him a whole new twist, and I think he'll love that, but for the moment he's very happy doing what he does. But putting on my management hat, that has to change soon."

anonymous asked:

Gif reaction when they come home and find you sitting on the kitchen floor while eating ice cream out of the container and didn't expect them to come home so soon

Thanks for the request and I hope you like it!~

Jin: Hey hey hey! I thought we were saving that ice cream for a movie night tomorrow!

Suga: *jpgs*

J-Hope: *confused* Why don’t you have a bowl and… why are you on the floor?

Rap Monster: tbh you’ve probably walked in on him doing weirder things *acts cute so you won’t feel awkward* Hi jagi! Is the ice cream good? I bet it’d taste even better in a bowl.

Jimin: *used to seeing you in situations like this* I was gonna eat that ice cream…

V: I knew I coming home early was a bad idea…

Jungkook: *walks in* Hey jagi I’m- *sees you on the floor with the ice cream* What. Are. You. Doing? *confused Kookie*

~Admin Sailormon

anonymous asked:

I find I am secretively competitive, in that I will work on my own time to become very very good at something, and then jump into competition with at least a little bit of know-how. Since some things can't be self taught, I will still have to work to be the best, but I like that look people give you when they didn't expect you to just come in out of nowhere and rock the boat. Makes things fun.