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My Paleyfest Experience

Alright so Paleyfest was incredible! I wish everyone could’ve been there but I’m so fortunate enough to have gotten to go. I got a few pics that I’ll post later. I had some bombast seats which was well worth the money. Everyone looked so beautiful!

So they did a little recap of what happened in 7A for people who have forgotten (LOL we all know it was for the parents) and then we got to watch the FIRST MINUTE OF THE PREMIERE which left me so shook! It showed Spencer in the ambulance on her way to the hospital. Then the girls were at the hospital contemplating what the fuck just happened and if it was all over since Noel was dead. Then they see Toby being wheeled in are like WTF.

Troian and Lucy’s being the sweet little angels that they are sent videos saying how sorry they were that they couldn’t be there!!! Then they started the panel. Everyone got the chance to talk and there were a lot of good questions! Then they had Sasha and Janel do a scene together reading for Hanna and Mona, Shay and Ashley with Shay reading for Hanna and Ash reading for Emily, and then Ian reading for Aria and Tyler reading for Spencer. It was hilarious! The cast talked about a lot of good memories they had on set, and it was just a really good time.

The audience didn’t ask that good of questions, except for one person who asked Marlene about the NAT club and “Why the fuck was it even a thing” if it’s not going to be resolved. Lolololol Shay and Ash had no idea what that was of course because it became irrelevant back in season 3 and Marlene really didn’t answer the question (AKA what else is new). BUT LET ME TELL YOU THE STUPIDEST QUESTION OF THE DAY. Someone deadass asked if any of the cast was dating each other. BITCH NO. Where are you on social media we would know! Anyways Ian made it funny and said they all were just dating each other. Someone asked how it was having Troian direct an ep. and everyone had really nice things to say about it. They said she was good at getting what emotion she wanted out of them because she knows them all so well and used that to her advantage.

Lol they tried promoting Famous in Love but no one really cared. I wasn’t able to get a pic of anything signed with the girls, but I MET SAMMY. She came up and gave me a hug because I was wearing my Emison shirt and took a pic with me! Overall it was a great experience and I’m pumped for these last ten eps!

Hangin with Lil J Reactions

Lindsay: (a shake of the head and a laugh ‘Geoff’s not going to notice shit’)

Andy: (unbelieving laughter ‘Wow!’)

Ryan: (looks for his fridge, thinks nothing of it being ‘missing’, doesnt notice for five minutes, asks ‘What happened over there’ -ends up pointing it out to Michael, ‘So how long did that take?’)

Michael: (doesnt notice until Ryan points it out. ‘Well that’s funny.’)

*lots of questions on how much tape was used, how long it took, etc*

Mica: (comes in, walks past Jeremy, doesnt notice, talks to the others, reveals that she is not feeling well, gets offered water, gets suspicious, Michael pulls the chair away to ask Jeremy where the water is, ‘What the fuck!?’ incredulous face and lots of questions why.)

Geoff: (comes in and sits down, doesnt notice. Everyone starts talking to Jeremy, Jeremy plays music, they throw balls at Jeremy, disguse starts being taken off, Geoff notices and rolls his chair to get better look, stares for a moment, ‘Alright’ goes back to work.)

underrated john mulaney quotes:

  • “he never forgets a bitch ever
  • “…and he was almost impressed!”
  • “because we’re delta airlines / and life is a fucking nightmare”
  • “SCATTER!!!!!!!!”
  • “…which is some racist-ass bullshit, but also incredibly well coordinated for a group of thirteen year olds”
  • “i’m a little fat girl”
  • “the best thing about that was that after that, cars were pulling up and looking over to see who just did that piece of shit move, expecting to see like a 100-year-old blind dog who’s texting while driving and drinking a smoothie, instead they see a 28-year-old healthy man trying his best”
  • “and i was the ONE pre-y2k asshole going ‘and also with you!’”
  • “Don’t you have to do a shift at school tomorrow?” *drinking like it’s the end of the world* “Ehhhh, I’ll just show a video.” “That’s why teachers show videos?!”
BTS Reaction - How he reacts to you playing the piano/requested

“hello! can you do how bts reacts to you playing the piano really well, and they had no idea? thanks!!” -anonymous

This was so cuteeee thank you for the request!

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“What? Y/N, you play just like Suga-hyung! Probably better. Don’t tell him I said that.”

Rap Monster:

“Look at that. I never knew you could play this well, otherwise I would have made you play in my songs more often, Y/N.”


“Where did you learn this? Can you teach me? *ends up making you scoot over on the piano bench so he can have a go at the piano*


“Ah! I wish I could play like you. You should write me a song, Y/N. I’ll cherish it forever.”


*stares at you lovingly the entire way throughout the song until you finish.*


“What? You play? Since when, Y/N?! I made sheet music for a new song I’m working on, you should play it for me.”


*makes you laugh in the middle of a piece by mocking your movements on the keys*

requests are open!

skam s3 finale: there is no point in obsessing over the future because we dont know what’s going to happen so we might as well enjoy the present because life is now

all of us: ‘kay, so who is going to be the next main?? is it even?? sana?? let’s look for hints!! was even looking at the camera at the end of the episode just like isak did at the end of s2?? is the next main couple going to be vilde and magnus?? when will they release the trailer??!?

I feel like Spidey’s going to have a real problem keeping his identity (at the very least his name) a secret during infinity wars when everybody in the GOTG crew keeps yelling it.

Gamora: “Get your ass over here, Peter!”

Spider-Man: *whirls around bewilderedly* “W-what? Why? What did I…? Oh. Well…crap.”

Drax: “Peter, come look at this!”

Spider-Man: “Look at what? Wait–you’re not–ah, seriously? UGH.”

Rocket: “Peter! Where the hell did you put my bomb?”

Spider-Man: “Bomb? What bomb? I didn’t–oh dAMMIT NOT AGAIN!”

Peter: “Hey, Pe–”

Spider-Man: “I hate you.”

Groot: “I am Groot.”

Spider-Man: “….wtf.”


Boston Post, Massachusetts, June 5, 1921

In 1921 Bebe Daniels was cruising in her Marmon Roadster with current beau boxer Jack Dempsey (and her mother, chaperone for proprieties sake). When they crossed the into Orange County she was pulled over for speeding - she was going 56 ½ MPH. The judge in the case was notorious for giving steep fines to anyone going above the speed limit, as well as jail time for anyone going over 50 - and Bebe was no exception. She told the motorcycle officers at the scene that she’d been speeding because her radiator had sprung a leak, she wanted to get it fixed before more trouble ensued, but they didn’t buy it.. neither did the jury.

She was sentenced to 10 days in jail, although some critics were unimpressed when she was gifted a full bedroom set (including a rug and a phonograph) from a local furniture store for her Santa Ana cell, claiming that it looked like a boudoir scene from a movie. They also ridiculed the fact that her mother stayed with her for the majority of the term, and  weren’t impressed when she bragged about her guest book which she claimed had racked up 721 signatures from visitors while in the clink. On her first day in jail the judge who sentenced her welcomed her with a bouquet of roses. She was pretty upbeat about the whole thing though, telling the sheriff that “This is a comfy little place, anyhow. It will be sort of a quiet vacation.”

Judge Cox later fined former Secretary of the Treasury and future California Senator Williams Gibbs McAdoo and his son, William Jr, separately for speeding in his jurisdiction within a week of each other. 

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Mark looked at Jack, his lower half tingling with desire. He wanted Jack and he wanted him now. He needed it. The only problem was the new couple was cuddled under a blanket on the couch with all of their friends in the room as well. He wanted to arch up and moan for Jack. He wanted to tease him until he got punished for it. He wanted Jack to fuck his throat. He honestly could care less what Jack did to him as long as he did something.

He scooted closer to Jack and “adjusted” making his leg rub over Jack’s cock. He licked his lips and looked at Jack right as the Irishman looked at him. “J-Jack…” Mark whisper-whined, giving Jack a desperate look. Jack smirked, “Ya just can’t go a single minute wit'hout acting like a lil’ slut, can ya?” Jack whispered ever so quietly. Luckily their friends had the movie turned up really loud, so they wouldn’t be heard.

“I..I need it, J-Jack…please…” Mark begged, laying his head on Jack’s shoulder and whimpering pathetically. Jack only ignored him and turned back to the movie. Mark whined, but knew that Jack wouldn’t let him cum if he pushed his limits. Suddenly, a jolt of pleasure shot through his jeans and made him gasp. He lifted the blanket slightly to see Jack dragging his nails across the zipper slowly.

Mark covered himself up to his nose and shook, knowing he could play it off as being freezing. Jack began to move his nail faster and Mark whined and bucked up impatiently. He could feel himself getting more turned on and all he wanted was Jack to fuck him hard. He wanted to be limping.

Jack kept teasing him, though, and he was getting uncomfortable in his jeans. “Jack, I…I can’t…I-it’s-” He covered his mouth and whined behind it. He began to curse his oversensitive body. He could feel the knot that wanted to snap, but couldn’t. There wasn’t enough to make it snap. That is, until Jack laid his hand flat against Mark’s hard-on and rubbed slowly. Mark looked at Jack, seeing a smirk on his boyfriend’s lips. He coughed as he moaned again, perfectly hiding it. Jack pushed his palm against the head of Mark’s cock and rubbed his circles, making Mark squeeze his hand over his mouth. He shut his eyes and tried his hardest to control his breathing, but he was finding it difficult.

He was almost there, almost ready to cum, when Jack pulled his hand away. Mark whined and looked at Jack desperately. Jack leaned over and nibbled at Mark’s ear before whispering softly, “Make yourself cum, baby~…” Mark swallowed nervously and brought his hand to the front of his jeans. He rubbed and took a shaky breath, his body aching for more. He moved faster and moaned quietly. “C-Close…” He whispered softly. Jack only leaned over again and kissed his neck, “Do it, Baby…” He smirked.

“Cum.” He demanded, making Mark shake and cum in his jeans. Mark took deep, quiet, shaky breaths to regain his composure and he smiled at Jack. “Thank you.” He whispered. Jack smirked, “No problem, baby. But, when everyone leaves, Daddy wants a turn.” He growled in Mark’s ear.

Real story at the stationery store

*walked into a store*
Me: Okay, here is the shopping list remember buy fast and go, only buy things that you need.
*finished shopping* , *looked around*
Me: Omg that pencil case, that notebook, those pens.
Me: Wait a minute, do I actually need to buy new stuff? I still have tons of unused stationery at home.
Me: But I really need it, if I don’t buy it now, someone will buy it and it will be sold out.
Me: Well I think I deserve it because I worked so hard over the past few days.
*took and walked away*
*at home*
Me: Why did you buy new stationery? You need to start saving your money now!

“Last night was amazin’.” You couldn’t help but smile as Harry pressed a kiss to the top of your head after you nuzzled your face into the crook of his neck. “Didn’t even realize yeh were tha’ flexible. Practically did the splits on my-” 

“Let’s not ruin the moment.” You muttered, reaching up to slap a hand over his mouth. 

A lot of people thought you and Harry were involved romantically, and they had a reason to! The two of you were always walking with linked arms, you always shared sweet hello and goodbye kisses (on the cheek, obviously), and, well.. It just seemed like a proper relationship. Of course, you weren’t looking for a relationship, and Harry wasn’t looking for a relationship either - So this little thing you had going on between the two of you was completely and utterly casual. Just two friends, who happened to be attracted to each other physically, getting down and dirty two or three times a week. The thing was, no one else knew of this. The rest of the boys had no idea, your own friends had no idea - You had to admit, you and Harry were really good at sneaking around. Being careful was key. 

“When are we going to get out of bed?” You asked, your finger tracing random patterns across his chest while Harry stroked your hair. “Lunch with Y/F/N is at-”

“Harry, we’re back! Brought you one o’ those green smoothies!” Your head shot up towards the door when you heard Liam, and then a couple more footsteps and voices. Uh-oh. Looks like you weren’t as careful as usual. “Are you still asleep? It’s nearly 11..” 

The next couple of seconds consisted of you and Harry freaking the fuck out. 

“What do I do?! Where do I go?!” 

“I don’ know! The washroom?” 

“I’m naked, Harry!” 


“I’m naked, Harry!”

“Well, jus-” You immediately ducked under the blankets when the door swung open, Harry positioning himself to make it look like he had just gotten up. “Mornin’.” 

“Good morning.” Liam chirped, tilting his head curiously. “Why’ve you got your clothes on the floor?” 

“I was tired last night, so I kinda just stripped and hopped into bed.” Harry shrugged, pulling the covers up a little in an attempt to hide the lump in his bed. (That was you.) 

“Here’s yer smoot’ie, ya health nut.” Niall popped into the room, setting the cup down on Harry’s bedside counter. He paused for a second, lifting his head and sniffing the air. “Kinda smells like.. Hm.. Oh! Smells like Y/N’s shampoo! T’at vanilla-coconut one.” Niall raised a brow when Harry shot him a sheepish smile and a shrug. 

“We’ll just leave you alone to get ready. We’re going out for lunch with Y/N and Y/F/N..” Liam trailed off, watching as Niall padded back to the door. 

“A’right, cool.” Harry cleared his throat, adjusting the sheets once again. 

“Oh, by t’e way-” Niall whipped around before he left, walking into the room once again and patting the top of your head through the sheets. “Good mornin’ t’ ya, Y/N.” 


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How You Met (Teen Wolf Preference)

Originally posted by moan-s

Scott McCall:

You were freaking out. Was it necessary? Probably not. In fact, it definitely was not. Dr. Deaton assured you, Maxx was fine. Although, he was giving him a thorough once over just to ease your mind (he was looking over test results at the moment). You watched as the the 80lb ball of lovable mischief and fur happily let the vet tech pet him.

“If you don’t mind my asking… How did this happen exactly?”

“Well, I was planning on starting this diet, so I threw all my food away even though…” You stopped yourself for a moment, thinking maybe you shouldn’t go into details about your diet to the cute stranger that looked oddly familiar, “Anyways, I came home from school and this guy was in the trash with his stupid adorable face covered in chocolate…. He is lucky he’s so cute.”

“Hey, my mom says that… Not that I’m saying that I’m, well, I uh- Hi, I’m Scott.” He stuck his hand out to you with a goofy grin.

“(Y/N)… Wait, are you in my English class?”

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You hadn’t yet found the courage to tell Four that you were pregnant, instead you kept sneaking around trying to avoid him as best as possible.

“What’s wrong with you?” Four says suddenly showing up behind you when you were quietly leaving your apartment.

“Uh…I didn’t want to wake you…I have an appointment.” It wasn’t a lie, you really did have an appointment.

“Really where?”

“Ah..the tattoo parlor.” Okay that was a lie.

He squints his eyes at you, “Okay, see you later.” He says before going back to bed.

You made your way over to the infirmary, checking if everything was okay.

“So when am I going to meet the lucky dad?” The nurse asks you.

“Uh well, he’s a little busy and all so I don’t know…”

“How about right now.” You hear a voice and turn around, startled. You look at Four with wide eyes but he just smiles at you. He shakes hands with the nurse and she excuses herself for a moment.

Four sits down beside you, “So when were you going to tell me?”

“In a few months maybe?” He gives you an exasperated look and sighs, “I was going to tell you, just not right away.” You mumble.

“You know I’d be happy to know sooner.”


“Yes you idiot, really.” He pulls you close, hugging you and giving you a kiss on the cheek.

Near Death

12x12 coda

Dean thought he’d be strong enough to handle this. After all, he held himself together really well while it was happening, facade crumbling only once when it seemed Crowley wasn’t going to help. And after, too, he held himself together well, silently helping Castiel up, only slightly hovering in his orbit to ensure he made it to the car safely. Hell, he even held it together on the drive home, despite the slight hiccup where Sam had to take over driving because Dean kept stealing looks to the back seat to make sure Cas was still…well…alive.

He did such a good job holding it together that he’d almost managed to fool himself.

But nights had always been Dean Winchester’s weak points, his nightmares allowing him to relive his worst fears in horrifying clarity. And tonight, though Dean tried to send himself off with a copious amount of whiskey, the nightmares returned with a vengeance.

It wasn’t just watching Cas dying, no, he watched him die. Watched the light leave his eyes as he gave a sort of strangled gurgle and ceased to be. Dean watched it over and over again. Watched as Cas choked on his own rotten essence, trying desperately to say something to the group. No. To Dean. Sometimes he even died reaching out for Dean, as though Dean could save him, but every time Dean was powerless and…

“CAS!” Dean awoke shouting. His voice was raw, like he’d been doing it for a while, and tears streamed down his cheeks. The memory of the dreams came crashing back down upon him and everything he’d built up to prove he was strong crumbled. “Cas…” Dean whimpered, curling in on himself as the tears turned quickly to sobs.

He wasn’t sure why this was affecting him so much. Dean had watched Cas die before. He’d even tried to kill him before. But he’d never heard Castiel lay out, in such painful clarity, the depth of his feelings for the Winchesters. For Dean himself. Dean had spent years trying to figure out his feelings for the angel and the moment it was laid out on the table was when Cas was going to die?

A deep voice cut through his reverie. “Dean? Are you alright?”

Eyes adjusting to the darkness, Dean could make out Castiel hovering just at the end of the bed. Gone were his trench coat and suit, those had to be washed, even replaced, and in their place was an old t-shirt of Dean’s and a worn pair of sweatpants. Even in the dark, Dean could imagine the overwhelming amount of compassion that likely marred the angel’s face. The guy had almost died and was still looking out for Dean.

The tears dripped a little faster now, though Dean silenced the sobs. “Fine. Just a nightmare.”

There’s a shift as the far end of the bed frame sinks under Cas’ weight. “Nightmares are…very difficult. They seem so real, it can be hard to discern them from reality. But I assure you, the nightmare is over.”

“I know, Cas.”

Silence settled in the room. “I can’t heal you,” Cas whispered finally, “But…I am aware that some humans derive comfort from physical contact.”

Dean snorted through the tears. There was the Cas he knew and loved. “You gonna hug me all night.”

“If that will help,” Castiel replied in all earnestness.

Perhaps it’s Cas’ near death, but instead of make up excuses or tell Cas to go, Dean shifts over to make room. “Good. Get in.”

Castiel obliges and Dean’s embarrassed to admit how little time it takes for him to practically wrap himself around Cas like an octopus, arms around Cas’ chest, legs intertwined. He rested his head on Cas’ chest, marveling in the warmth, the heartbeat. Cas was alive. Cas was here.

They lay in silence, Cas rubbing gentle circles on Dean’s back as he works to sync his breathing with Cas’. It should be alarming how natural this all felt, but that’s a problem for another morning. Right now all that mattered was Cas was here, alive, in his bed. With him. Loving him.

Drowsily, Dean pressed the faintest of kisses to Cas’ chest. Another thing he’d think about in the morning. For now, with his tears dried and his breathing even, there was only one more thing Dean had to do.

“Hey, Cas?” he murmured, waiting for a rumbling hum in response before continuing, saying the thing he should have said long before the near death experience, “I love you too.”

Dating THEO RAEKEN would include:

-Connstant touching
-When you first met he was very shy
-He was still trying to control his anger
-When he finally did he was so sweet
-His dom side showed a lot
-Boys weren’t even aloud to look at you
-You weren’t even aloud to talk to them
-and if you did
-You would get punished
-Daddy kink!
-he is always way protective of you
-which leads to rough sex
-marks all over your body
-“Theo stop, I have to go”
-“Baby girl come cuddle”
-when you get home, he gives it all to you
-“what are you going to do, spank me?”
-“I’m going to do a lot of things to you baby girl”
-“Well then punish me Daddy”
-Rough sex
-Makeup sex
-slow sex
-sex in his truck
-sex literally everywhere
-sweet Theo
-romantic Theo
-angry Theo
-dom! Theo

DISCLAIMER: sorry I have been super inactive lately, I really truly am. But imma be better in here. The STILINSKI twins smut will be out soon. AND BY THE FUCKING WAY! THE FUCKONG STYDIA KISS GIVES ME LIFE. MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED! And ILY BABES!!!!💕💕💕

An Actual Scene From Supernatural:

Dean: Cas! *laughs* Damn, it’s good to see you.
Dean: [brushes a finger across Cas’ cheek] Nice peach fuzz.

Castiel: How did you find me.
Dean: The bloody way. You feeling okay?

Benny: Why’d you bail on Dean?
Dean: [defensively] Dude.
Benny: The way I hear it you two hit monster land and hot wings here took off. I figure he owes you some back story.
Dean: Look, we were surrounded, okay? Some freak jumped Cas, obviously he kicked it’s ass, right?
Cas: [ashamed] No.
Dean: [dumbfounded] What?
Cas: I ran away.
Dean: [disbelieving] You ran away??
Cas: I had to.
Dean: That’s your excuse for leaving me with those gorilla wolves?
Cas: Dean.
Dean: You bailed out and what, went camping? - I prayed to you Cas, every night.
Cas: I know.
Dean: You know and you didn’t… [taken aback] what the hell’s wrong with you?
Cas: I am an angel in a land of abominations. There have been things hunting me from the moment we arrived.
Dean: Join the club!
Cas: These are not just monsters, Dean, they’re leviathan! I have a price on my head, and I’ve been trying to stay one step ahead of them, to… to keep them away from you. That’s why I ran.
Dean: [relaxes] [understands]

Dean: Hold on, hold on. Cas, we’re getting out of here. We’re going home. 
Cas: Dean, I can’t.
Dean: You can.

Dean: Hey, we’ll figure it out. Cas, buddy, I need you.
Cas: [brokenly] Dean…


Dean: Let me bottom-line it for you. I’m not leaving here without you. Understand?
Cas: I understand.

Ok guys, I’ve been thinking a lot about the emotions that Victor is going through in this scene. Yurio is about to break his record and he KNOWS it. They haven’t announced it yet, but look at his face. It’s just a thing with anybody who performs or competes in front of judges and/or an audience (at least in my experience); you know when you’ve been beat. And that’s regardless of whether the person actually deserves to beat you, sometimes even if you believe (and sometimes rightly so) that you did better overall than that person, something inside you just clicks and you feel it. You might as well go home at that moment because it’s already over. And that’s what Victor is experiencing right there.

And nobody is going to tell me that that’s a happy or relieved face. Victor set the WORLD RECORD; that is something to be incredibly proud of, and I’m sure he holds that as one of his greatest achievements. And now it’s just been erased. Now the announcers won’t be talking about how Victor Nikiforov holds the score to beat; now they’ll be taking about Yurio. And that doesn’t necessarily mean he’s mad at Yurio either (by no means am I saying that. I’ve had very good friends beat me in competitions and while I may be sad and/or disappointed, I never hold any ill feelings over it) it’s just a completely deflating experience. Something that you’ve worked hard for all your life just got taken away from you.

And whether or not he wants to return to the ice or not, it’s a natural human instinct to want to win and to be the best. So it’s only natural to be sad when you’re not the best anymore.

Another thing that I noticed about his expression: is that nostalgia? Not exactly. I think it’s more of a grim realisation and acceptance. His time on the ice is over, or at least on the way out the door anyway. New skaters are joining the ranks, and their going to unseat Victor and all his scores. And I think right in this moment that Victor is accepting that. He now chose to start a new life with Yuuri, one that is clearly giving him more happiness than he had before. And because of that he has to say goodbye to skating. Whether or not he was enjoying himself the whole time is irrelevant, it was still a major part of his life for a VERY LONG TIME. It’s going to take some getting used to that all of it is over. But right there I think he’s moving forward. Victor is giving his final goodbye to skating right there in that scene. Because he’s ready to begin a new chapter in his life with Yuuri.

~I have a lot of feelings about Victor, so that’s why I’m posting so much about him lol. Honestly Victor is helping me to realise some of my emotions that I’m going through right now in life. Things move on and we have to move with them. It’s not going to stay the same forever and you can’t be on top for infinity. New people are going to come forward and they’re going to take the reins. And we have to let them, because now we can move on to other things. Sorry if that got kind of deep but I just feel like I needed to get that out. As always feel free to message me if you think I’m spot on, or that I’m dead wrong, and we can talk! Until next time!!~