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Assessment of Dark Souls - Likes and Dislikes

(This post is basically just for @delsinsfire but I dunno you can look too if you want)

So I checked out Dark Souls as you recommended, and I wanted to let you know what I thought of it. (Keep in mind, this will likely be influenced by my preference of Dark Souls 2):

Likes:

-  The character creation screen is so easy to navigate jesus give me more of this

-  Even though I want to hold out for Dark Souls 2, I’ll admit the environments and enemies tend to impress me more frequently (Lordran’s walls, damn!)

- Crystal Lizards are just as adorable and heartbreaking to kill 0/10 IGN would not recommend

- Increased functionality for bonfires (levelling up there is a really great idea)

- When enemies fall off ledges, they actually fall instead of zipping into oblivion

- Characters, again, I find more fascinating (though it may be because I’ve played through DS2 3 times already)

- You can repair and upgrade everything you want at bonfires IF YOU BELIEVE if you have the right stuff

- Less stats to worry about is neatorino


Dislikes:

- Estus flask charges are based on bonfire locations jesus christ whY

- “Traverse the white light” excuse me what have you been smoking that’s a fogwall (probably the evidence of your smoking)

- Health bars are much harder to read because they’re smaller and have less contrast between health and blank space

- Store interfaces are so ugly wow

  > On that note inventory screens are annoying to navigate DS2 has much cleaner setups

- Undead dogs haVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO MOVE AND HIT THAT FAST

- Hollows look more like beef jerky than Dark Souls 2 ones could ever hope to be

- Seriously fuck the Capra Demon fight I went through Dark Souls 2 3 times and only ragequit once upon losing nearly a million boss-earned souls the Demon fight had me rage quitting a fraction into DS1 seriously fuck that bullshit

   > Just the lead up to the fight motherfucker I could go all day about this (not really) but just take my word that I HATE IT

- I don’t like how you can only have two rings what are you meant to do with the other 6/8 huh?

- I heard people complaining about how DS2 is just knights everywhere but honestly so far I’ve seen that same problem with demons literally the only bosses I’ve fought so far have been demons (if you see the Bell Gargoyles that way)


*Cue end of rambling*

I could probably pick it up from taking a look at your blog, but I’m lazy and want to make conversation so what do you think of Dark Souls 2 so far? How do you think it compares to Dark Souls? Please let me know ;_;

cleofis-randolph asked:

*into crowd* OCEAN DRIVE IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE WORST SONG IN EXISTENCE! ENTPS ARE ALL SOULLESS PUPPETS OF SATAN (NOT THAT YOU'D KNOW BECAUSE YOU'RE AN INTJ WHO USES FI)!!! JAR JAR BINKS SHALL NEVER GRACE OUR SCREENS AGAIN AND THEY SHOULD HAVE KEPT HIS DEATH SCENE FROM THE PHANTOM MENACE!!! Damn, I went hard. My apologies ;-;

AHAHAHAHAHA LISTEN HERE. JAR JAR IS A SITH LORD YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT AND THEY WILL NEVER. EVER. FUCKING KILL HIM. UNTIL HIS IDENTITY AS A POWERFUL SITH IS REVEALED AND WE GET TO WATCH HIM FIGHT WITH LIGHTSABERS. DO NOT TEST ME.

- BUCKY

Arrow 4x11

Dammit, I wish I had been taking notes for this one. I thought it aired too long ago for me to do a full one.

But damn. Stuff happened.

HEAVY SPOILAGE! BEWARE!!


First of all: WTF, DID THEY JUST KILL OFF AMANDA WALLER? Who kills off Amanda Waller? (Actually, now that i think about it, they probably had to get rid of the character because of the Suicide Squad movie coming out, so maybe I should have seen it coming)

Second of all: Olicity is definitely my ultimate OTP, across all fandoms. I absolutely love every second of screen time they have together. Even when they’re disagreeing. They’re so adorable. And I’m always grinning like an idiot at them.

Third of all: I think that Island boss guy might have just become a bit more interesting. The bearded whiner guy is still annoying. But the boss guy…maybe not so much. ALSO, I AM SO GLAD WE HAD NO ISLAND FLASH BACKS THIS EPISODE. PHEW WHAT A RELIEF

fourth of all: how adorable was that scene with Andy meeting baby Sara. Just a really cute moment

Fifth of all: Emily Bett Rickards’ acting in this episode was phenomenal. Even though I know she probably would have had a double there to work off of, It was still awesome. And all her stuff as past-felicity was really strong as well.

FINALLY OF ALL: “I was gonna go with Oracle but it’s taken” HA HA hilarious, Oliver Queen. I bet he ad-libbed that.

I’m quitting League of Legends until I get a new fucking mouse for my laptop.

I’m tired of walking into the range of a turret, or into a clump of enemy champions when my mouse decides to fuck me over and dash towards the far corner of my screen,

I’ve missed so many kills and skills because of the damn thing, and if it wasn’t for the fact that i don’t have another mouse, I’d have busted this piece of shit against a damn wall.

The Affordance of a Bite

I’m running out of ideas to kill him and the game’s almost done. He shouts from his den to fix him one up. I cringe to the kitchen, this is my pathetic life. I take out a pair of slightly moldy slices.

He keeps shouting at the damned screen. His sound repulses me. He doesn’t understand the longing I have for this to end. Maybe I do have a saying in my future. I pull a sharp knife from the pile of dirty sink clutter.

He keeps hammering on and on about his idea of offensive play. If I could turn back to the day I hop into his 95’ corolla, I would surely have reason to shout foul to my younger self!

He tries to move his weight up and down every few touchdowns. The couch will sooner, come to life and flee from his arsehole before he manages to stand up. Once a jock, I felt pride the day he took me to the science lab and made me his girlfriend. I slowly glide the knife’s blade through a creamy butter, the highest cholesterol brand that I could find.

How long has he been in there? Three, four, five hours? Gulping can after can, belching every minute like prom night with his friends, the night that poor nerdy boy that followed me around was thrown into the garbage lot. I carelessly drop the ham, right into the cat’s rotten food bowl. Now that’s an idea.

Flashes of color dazed his already limited brain cells. Commercials lend him enough time to shout once again my incompetence. I slap in a few saggy leafs from the bottom of the damp fridge, I spit on it and rest the weapon on a stained plate.

I walk as straight as I could and stood in front on him. That was the surest way to get his attention. It made the point alright and he was red from anger, flapping his fat arms to give him the plate. A foul wind shocks my nostrils. He’s breath, oh my god, his breath made me wonder if he was not already rotting from his insides. But, I couldn’t wait much longer for his decomposition.

My hands were grabbing the plate. I looked at the sandwich and then at his eager expression. Maybe death was not the answer, maybe after this fourteen soured years, death was too good for him.

So I took the sandwich from the plate and bite.

He looked at me with anger, pulling the rest of the sandwich from my hand, before hitting hard my already swollen face for the thousandth time. I slowly saw his every chew from the floor. First three, he savors it. He´s an animal with no tastes buds at all. The fourth was slower. His cough began after the fifth, his chubby hands could not grab the whole of this thick neck. His face became purple. My own vision blurred. It was game over and I’m ready to come out as a loser.

I woke up in a white room. A tall man came by my side. His nerdy glasses and surprised eyes were a little familiar. The police officer at his back continued the interrogation.

“Female, domestic violence survivor, age 32. Doctor, for the record. You are stating it was food poisoning?” He looked at me with the same puppy eyes from across the biology class.

“That is correct.” The doctor leans on me and caresses my forehead.

The cop wrote down a few notes, looking at me for the last time.

“Jesus, he had it coming alright!” He spit into a near trash can and tip his hat. “Good night.”

Watching Flash

Me, quietly, during the opening scene: Please be an episode without any kind of pain for Cisco *Fifteen minutes later* Cisco: - literally about to die, in tremendous pain- Me, loudly, while crying, touching the tv screen : SAVE HIM DAMN IT HE DOESN’T DESERVE TO DIE AGAIN WHY ARE YOU TRUSTING THE NEW WELLS HE’S OUT TO KILL YOU ALL AND NOW CISCO MIGHT DIE HE’S BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH WHY CAN’T YOU LEAVE MY CINNAMON ROLL ALONE HE DID NOTHING WRONG Barry: -is forced to make a hugely emotionally damaging choice to save Cisco- Me, gasping in relief, attempting to hug both boys through the screen : I LOVE YOU GUYS THANK YOU BARRY SOMEONE SHOOT WELLS DON’T LET CISCO GET HURT ANYMORE I have been keeping a list of Times Cisco has been hurt. It is alarmingly long. My baby…..stop hurting him.

Originally posted by silentcicada

WHAT RIPLEY DIES WHAT THE FUCK WHAT YOU CAN’T DO THAT YOU CANNOT DO THAT HE’S THE BEST CHARACTER ON THE DAMN SHOW HE NEEDED WAYYY MORE SCREEN TIME AND THEN YOU KILL HIM???!?!?!?!

Originally posted by shinebrightlike-amariposa

i literally cannot deal with this this is so unfair

Originally posted by ragestiel

just leave me here to die okay this is such a shock

Originally posted by bridget-malfoy-stilinski-hale

Super Mario RPG

Alright! Some neat design choices in this one. The game doesn’t have random encounters, the enemies just roam on the screen and you bump on them to initiate a battle. And once the battle is over, the enemy vanishes. No classic hassle of every step I take, every move I take, YOU’LL BE RANDOMLY ENCOUNTERING ME ALL THE DAMN TIME! Krhm… BUT ALSO, if you DO want to grind for exp, they found a neat way around it.

Drybones. In classic Mario games, they cant really be killed. They crumble to the ground and in a little while they jump right back up. The same applies here! You bump on one and a battle starts and after the battle is over, they just crumble to the ground and soon get back up. So if you want to grind, you just stand on its corpse and wait for it to initiate a new battle! Neat stuff!