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UPDATED: HOE PRODUCTS

I’ve been seeing a lot of these posts with the same damn products on all of them and I really feel like we’re recycling the same shit and there’s nothing new to read anymore which is part of the reason I made this account, to add my own remedies and routines in hope that it could help someone else~

African black soap-
Lemme tell you right now. Ditch whatever shit you’re using as a body wash RN and go cop some (RAW) African black soap. That shit is natural and is bursting with vitamin A and E. It helps with eczema too. I personally use Alaffia which also contains Shea butter and I use it everday. Love it and love my skin+it smells super fresh

Apple cider vinegar-
Add abt ¾ of a cup of ACV to your bath and let it work its magic. Its anti fungal and battles against body odor. It makes your hair shiny and is considered a skin detox bath, I personally experience softer skin. ALSO it resets your pH and fights again vaginal odor and yeast infections naturally too.

Jojoba oil-
Jojoba oil is the oil that everyone thinks coconut oil is. It is a natural moisturizer for hair and skin and it works way better than coconut oil could ever hope to do!!

Coconut oil-
Let me tell u something. In a previous post I copied a message on of my followers sent me abt coconut oil being horrible for your hair because it breaks down proteins. It got a lot of positive and negative feed back, some saying I was trying to speak for them or leave out black hair, no that is not the case. I simply copied a message and released it for public knowledge cause im here to HELP YOU NOT HURT YOU! I’m sorry if I offended anyone~ but coconut oil, regardless of hair, is not the angelic product everyones made it out to be. STOP PUTTING THAT SHIT ON YOUR SKIN IT CLOGS PORES. I use it to oil pull, its a natural way to remove the toxins from your mouth and it also whitens your teeth. You put abt a teaspoon or less of coconut oil in your mouth and swish for a minute or 2. Love that shit my teeth are so white. But other than that I wouldnt put that shit on my hair or skin, unless you’re shaving your legs or sometin. Although I do put it on my pussy after I shave and idk what i’d do without it. But coconut oil is NOT for everything.

Rose water-
Sorry for the extremely long coconut oil excerpt lol this one’s short. Rose water can be used as a toner/makeup setter. It controls oil and hydrates your skin. It also has antioxidant and antibacterial properties. Its also good on dry/frizzy hair

Castor oil+Vitamin E oil-
Another 2 great oils. I’m lazy and didnt want to make another 2 oil sections lol but basically castor oil can be used on eyebrows/eyelashes to thicken them. Its also a natural laxative. Vitamin E oil is a great hair/skin moisturizer and heals scars.

Biotin-
If you arent taking biotin everyday I want you to go to your local pharmacy and cop a bottle because beauty starts from the inside. Its a hair skin nail vitamin and boosts healthy growth of hair/nails and keeps skin healthy. I do love it.

Charcoal soap-
Instead of using a typical bar of soap, invest in a charcoal one instead. Charcoal contains a powder called Binchōtan which cleanses and moisturizes skin. For all u natural bitches out there.

Also a lil side note~ for anyone who wants to comment to mine or any other ‘hoe tip’ posts saying “these are life tip not hoe tips” SHUT UP! We know! But these tips were originally for tips and products to be as sexy and well maintained as they can be. Usually before somekind of sex appointment. Let the hoes have this instead of trying to shame it

I think my biggest fake science pet peeve is when tv/movies/fiction etc. uses the speed with which one got a PhD and the number of PhDs one holds as a signifier of genius, because like, science takes time, and even the smartest people take four to five years to do a (STEM) PhD, because your experiments aren’t gonna go any faster just because you have a high IQ.

And like, no one does multiple PhDs because the whole point is to train you in how to think, and how to independently become proficient in a field, so like, you could completely switch fields as a postdoc but no one’s gonna give you another degree. and doing a second phd is a waste of literally everyone’s time and money. 

So like sorry every tv show ever, no one has three PhDs by the time their 23. because no one does that. we all have one by the time we’re 27 if we’re lucky and damn productive. Please stop. 

HOW TO BE SO DAMN PRODUCTIVE OVER THE HOLIDAYS OR WHENEVER

However, before you read this please be informed that I have two breaks throughout the school year, the first break being the midterm break and the second break being the one over the holidays. Okay, now you may proceed hehez.

1. GIVE YOURSELF A FEW DAYS OF LIBERTY - It’s a break. Basically, have some time for yourself and distance yourself from any school-related crap you have in your house or room and relax. For example: in my midterm break was for a week so I took a day off from any school-related crap while my holiday break was two weeks so I took a week off.

2. LIST DOWN EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO DO OVER THE BREAK - List down your homeworks, reading assignments, projects, revisions you intend on doing, and if you feel like it, do some advance readings (it really helps, I swear). List down school supplies that you need to replenish so when you get back to school you’ll be once again armed to fight the forces within your school grounds. 

3. SCHEDULE THE THINGS YOU HAVE TO DO - Write down the days up until the day before you go back to school. After that, schedule those things you have to do. You could see I have two tables; one titled Reading Assignments and the second one titled with Revise, HW, MI (projects), and so on. In the list that I made before, I color coded the tasks so when I scheduled them there’s only dots as the tasks with its corresponding color. I shaded with a gray marker the days wherein there’s an event that will keep me from studying.

4. MAKE A TIMETABLE - Make a timetable and follow it. Be a bit strict with yourself. If you’re not able to follow it, it’s fine; however, you’ll be delayed in accomplishing your tasks and will have to adjust your schedule.

NEVERTHELESS, IT IS STILL A BREAK; IT’S A TIME FOR YOU TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO TO HEAL THE WOUNDS YOU HAVE OBTAINED FROM THE FIRST SEMESTER OF SCHOOL. READ SOME BOOKS, WATCH SOME MOVIES OR CATCH UP ON YOUR FAV SERIES, SPEND TIME WITH YOUR FAM AND FRIENDS, OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU DO DURING A BREAK. BE SURE TO ACCOMPLISH YOUR HOMEWORKS AND STUFF. BE SO DAMN PRODUCTIVE AND AT THE SAME TIME ENJOY TIME OFF FROM THE MENTAL ASYLUM (THAT IS YOUR SCHOOL) HAPPY HOLIDAYS :)) 

hope this helps :))

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We did it all of us, together even the dead guys on the ground. Hell, they get the spirit award, for sure. Today was a productive damn day! Now, I hope, for all your sake that you get it now that you understand how things work. Things have changed. Whatever you had going for you, that is over now. […] Welcome to a brand-new beginning, you sorry shits! I’m gonna leave you a truck. Keep it. Use it to cart all the crap you’re gonna find me. We’ll be back for our first offering in one week. Until then ta-ta.

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every time I see your face I think of things unpure unchaste

So, we all talked about this:

But can we take a moment to appreciate this as well:

Doritos everywhere.

tookorean  asked:

"hello i'm the woozi team leader, woozi. i'm in charge of vocal, sub vocals. i'm also the main and lead vocals."

i’m too lazy 2 rn but i’m gonna find a stock image of a band and edit woozi’s face over all the members i’m so glad this is what i’m planning 2 do tomorrow like damn so productive;;