this cute shit is ruining my day

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‘  if i’m ever murdered i hope they make the chalk outline of my body hot  ’
‘  i hope you end up ok  ’
‘  i’m crying my best  ’
‘  how fucked up would it be if an astronaut was coming back to earth and everybody hid for a bit  ’
‘  some kid just skateboarded down my street crying  ’
‘  do you ever get in an “i don’t know” phase in your life. where you literally don’t have a solid answer to anything. you. just. don’t. know.  ’
‘  i guess at this point i should just consider dating myself  ’
‘  which of the three pillars of modern music is your favourite: burnin’ up by the jonas brothers, beautiful soul by jesse mccartney, or lucky by britney spears?  ’
‘  you know my name… and also my story cause i overshare 24/7 tbh  ’
‘  @ all of u that hate mint ice cream: what happened  ’
‘  there is no doubt in my mind i’m really that bitch  ’
‘  after you hit 21, you start forgetting your age cause ain’t nothing else to look forward to, besides sweet death  ’
‘  why am i not currently in the italian countryside with a fruit plate wearing a light linen dress? unacceptable  ’
‘  hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon  ’
‘  remember to drink a fucking shit ton of water every miserable day of ur life  ’
‘  what the fuck is a good day  ’
‘  sleeping pattern: ??¿?¿??¿¿¿?¿  ’
‘  is he………you know…….*makes football throwing motion*….straight?  ’
‘  does anyone else have a resting bitch face™, but kinda enjoys looking intimidating  ’
‘  i’m not like most girls [rips off sunglasses]… i like most girls  ’
‘  time flies when u take a 2hr depression nap in the middle of the day  ’
‘  roses are red, i’m going to bed  ’
‘  u know when ur hairs greasy and it makes u feel so so so bad about urself. and ur entire life. everything is awful bc my hair is greasy  ’
‘  i’m just so glad the word “ugh” was invented  ’
‘  just another day of loving with all my heart and believing in the universe  ’
‘  you know when dogs sit outside with their face turned towards the sun and their eyes closed and they look so relaxed and when you pet them they’re warm that’s how I want to feel always  ’
‘  come into bed and listen to the rain with me  ’
‘  i hope all my girls out here r safe n being loved  ’
‘  people are so petty and then here i am, me, an angel,   ’
‘  i want to have angel wings and be kinder, braver and more tender  ’
‘  concept: a really nice italian restaurant but it’s spelled “spagooter” on the menu and the waiters won’t take your order unless you pronounce it like that  ’
‘  i want kids but i’m scared they’ll blame me if they’re ugly  ’
‘  does anyone have any tips for not thinking about it  ’
‘  “what’s a queen without her king?” well, historically, better  ’
‘  i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it  ’
‘  i’m alive out of spite  ’
‘  the beatles wouldn’t even fucking exist if big time rush hadn’t paved the path for them so shut the fuck up  ’
‘  a bad person? who, me? that would be correct,  ’
‘  you hate me? wow u think ur hot shit and original huh well i hated me first so u can go grab a number and wait ur turn  ’
‘  my heart does a little “!” when I see you  ’
‘  i just want to say from the bottom of my heart i didn’t sign up for this shit  ’
‘  i deadass lost interest in everything. im just cruising on autopilot rn  ’
‘  still got love for some people i know i’ll never talk to again.  ’
‘  my mitochondria clearly aren’t working because this bitch has NO FUCKING ENERGY  ’
‘  y’all i get attached to people so quickly wth  ’
‘  i wonder how many strangers hate me bc of how someone else described me to them  ’
‘  for the 80th year in a row, the song of the summer is Everytime We Touch by Cascada  ’
‘  it’s weird to think that people who are 5 ft are only 5 subways long ’
‘  in alcohol’s defense i’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too  ’
‘  man this has been the worst life of my life  ’
‘  having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch  ’
‘  I Have To Be Dramatic. I Have To  ’
‘  forgive and forget?? haha no resent and remember  ’
‘  “you’re obsessed with yourself” and you’re not??? sad. tragic  ’
‘  are people becoming more annoying or am i becoming more angry  ’
‘  do my dark under eye circles and unwashed hair turn you on  ’
‘  KIDS REACT TO existentialism and the inevitability of death  ’
‘  remember to do your best to be positive with a clear mind and believe in aliens because those motherfuckers are real  ’
‘  personality: I DON’T GIVE A FUCK  ’
‘  my gender is “pretty boy”  ’
‘  what others call a rebellious phase i call the sudden realization i don’t deserve to be treated like garbage  ’
‘  what is a sex drive? where is the sex going? does it even have a license?  ’
‘  i don’t want to look “pretty” i want to look otherworldly and vaguely threatening  ’
‘  i’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual  ’
‘  do re me fa so done with you  ’
‘  ctrl alt delete feelings cause i can’t do this shit no more  ’
‘  i may seem like an asshole, but deep down i’m a good person and even deeper down i’m a bigger asshole  ’
‘  should i go back to school tomorrow or should i fling myself into the ocean  ’
‘  am i too judgemental or is everyone annoying: an autobiography by me  ’
‘  are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch  ’
‘  i love drunk me but i don’t trust her  ’
‘  has anyones crush ever actually worked out for them or is that a myth?  ’
‘  i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5′3″ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy  ’
‘  if i had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly i’d have 0 dollars bitch u thought lmao  ’
‘  my last words will probably be sarcastic  ’
‘  i used to be a straight a student. now i’m not even straight  ’
‘  ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened  ’
‘  single and ready to find aliens  ’
‘  it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful  ’
‘  i want to make friends but at the same time no  ’
‘  there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me, it’s called the throne  ’
‘  hi i’m here to ruin everything  ’
‘  i’m glad dogs can’t read the ‘no dogs allowed’ signs so they don’t feel sad and feel left out  ’
‘  we’re all better and gayer people than we used to be  ’
‘  every time i speak i am reminded why i should not  ’
‘  every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough  ’
‘  i don’t know what i’m feeling but there is a lot of it  ’
‘  the rumors are true: i’m soft and i just want to be loved  ’
‘  i’m like a hexagon: all my hecks r gone  ’
‘  we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at  ’
‘  i wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on  ’
‘  my kink: not having to set an alarm for the next morning  ’
‘  on the bright side, at least i am not addicted to cocaine  ’
‘  they called me stupid?? well joke’s on them i don’t even know what that means  ’
‘  i might get a lot of shit for saying this but i think it’s fun to enjoy things  ’
‘  i’m the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person i know  ’
‘  assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student id number  ’
‘  there she goes again, being over dramatic and by she, i mean me  ’
‘  if u don’t know how to respond to something just say ‘how dare you’  ’
‘  um that’s u’re* not ur  ’
‘  i wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on  ’
‘  so sick of looking at my purse and not seeing $20,000  ’
‘  literally want to be rich for the clothes  ’
‘  me??? upset???? yes constantly  ’
‘  a good gender neutral term to use is ‘fool’  ’
‘  today’s schedule: suffer  ’
‘  my middle name is actually $$  ’
‘  don’t u hate it when u wake up and ur awake  ’
‘  i want someone who will light a fire in me  ’
‘  i want someone who will light me on fire  ’
‘  i’m too cute for 90% of the shit i go thru  ’
‘  who needs therapy when you can Realize™ things about yourself alone at 1 am  ’
‘  why is there so much blood in my alcohol system  ’
‘  no offense but i am a blessing to this earth  ’
‘  haha oops i care about you  ’
‘  they call me calcium because i give everyone strong bones  ’
‘  do you have that one person that you can’t look at when you’re trying to be mad at them because they’re so cute??  ’
‘  hi i’m here to ruin everything  ’
‘  one day i’m gonna say ‘fight me!’ and someone’s just gonna fuckin deck me  ’
‘  me? a jealous hoe? absolutely  ’
‘  it’s raining but it’s not men so what’s the point  ’
‘  i think i may be gayer than i originally planned  ’
‘  i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry  ’
‘  me? overreacting? shit probably  ’
‘  i would like to publicly announce that i have no idea what i’m doing  ’
‘  is there a scholarship for trying  ’
‘  me?? using sarcasm as a defense mechanism??????? what?????  ’
‘  i don’t know what i’m feeling but there is a lot of it  ’
‘  i require a lot of attention or you get a lot of attitude  ’
‘  “what the fuck” is an emotion now and it’s the only one i have  ’
‘  you’re important to me, you piece of shit  ’

🐜 ‘ANT-MAN’ (2015) sentence starters. 🐜


  • ❛ thanks for picking me up.❜
  • ❛ baskin-robbins always finds out. ❜
  • ❛ it wasn’t a violent crime, it was a cool crime! ❜
  • ❛ you want some waffles? ❜ 
  • ❛ i don’t care. i’m out. ❜ 
  • ❛ i think our first move should be calling the avengers. ❜
  • ❛ i’m trying, okay? i’ve changed. ❜
  • ❛ be the person she already thinks you are. ❜ 
  • ❛ gratitude can be forgiveness. ❜ 
  • ❛ oh man, are we screwed? ❜ 
  • ❛ i didn’t steal anything! i was returning something i stole! ❜ 
  • ❛ you know, you almost had us convinced that you’re gonna change your ways. ❜ 
  • ❛ the moment things get hard, you turn right back to crime. ❜ 
  • ❛ hey– um, whose pajamas are these?! ❜
  • ❛ i believe everybody deserves a shot at redemption. ❜
  • ❛ my days of breaking into places and stealing shit are done. ❜
  • ❛ i need you to break into a place and steal some shit.  ❜
  • ❛ it’s not about saving OUR world. it’s about saving THEIRS. ❜
  • ❛ damn. that was a good speech. ❜
  • ❛ useless. ❜
  • ❛ you gonna show me how to punch? show me how to punch. ❜
  • ❛ alright, princess, let’s get back to work. ❜
  • ❛ aw, you’re cute! ❜
  • ❛ i’m expendable. ❜
  • ❛ it’s not your fault. she made her choice. ❜
  • ❛ i ruined the moment, didn’t i? i’m gonna make some tea. ❜
  • ❛ it’s really important to me that captain never finds out about this. ❜
  • ❛ that was completely irresponsible and dangerous! you jeopardized everything! ❜
  • ❛ wait a minute… did you just compliment me? ❜
  • ❛ what did you see in me? …all those years ago, you picked ME. what did you see? ❜
  • ❛ hey look– this is gonna get weird, alright? it’s pretty freaky, but it’s safe, there’s no reason to be scared. ❜
  • ❛ oh no, daddy don’t get scared. ❜
  • ❛ we’re all doing this for reasons much bigger than any one of us. i’m just glad you have a SLIGHT chance of MAYBE pulling this off. ❜
  • ❛ i actually went from despising you to almost liking you! ❜
  • ❛ wow– wow. i mean, i saw that punch coming from a mile away but i just figured it’d be all pathetic and weak! ❜
  • ❛ hi, little guy!  ❜
  • ❛ you proud of me yet? ❜
  • ❛ you’re sick and i can help you, just put the gun down! ❜
  • ❛ you picked the wrong side, _____ ! ❜
  • ❛ don’t worry, i’m not going to die here. and neither are you. ❜
  • ❛ hey– we’re the good guys, right? feels kinda weird! ❜
  • ❛ you insult me. your very existence is insulting to me! ❜
  • ❛ there’s a… big hole in the roof. ❜
  • ❛ yeah, i don’t know what you’re doing, grabbing and kissing me like that, i was a little surprised myself, i mean, really? ❜
  • ❛ you’re full of shit, ______ ❜
  • ❛ this is awkward. i mean, what do we even talk about after all of this? ❜
  • ❛ look at that chick, she’s like CRAZY STUPID FINE, you know what i’m sayin’? ❜
  • ❛ it’s about damn time. ❜


❛ you inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart ❜
❛ i hope no one lowkey hates me. highkey hate me. hate me with every fiber of your being. go big or go home ❜
❛ my style isn’t even my style, i can’t afford my actual style ❜
❛ i feel like everyone has a teacher from high school that they’d 100% fight ❜
❛ i don’t mean to interrupt people i just randomly remember things and get really excited, i’m sorry ❜
❛ sir, you cannot name your son ‘Papa_Roach_Scars.mp3’ we just won’t allow it ❜
❛ if you asked me what my sexuality was, i couldn’t give you a straight answer ❜
❛ i just wanna wear lingerie, smell like lavender, and have soft skin ❜
❛ yabba dabba done with your shit ❜
❛ 5 years ago i was a fucking mess and now i’m a fucking mess but at peace with it and with a cooler fashion sense ❜
❛ the only reason i’m staying in school is so i can provide for my future ❜
❛ occupation: sleepiest girl on the planet ❜
❛ true friendship is willfully making someone’s emotional devastation over fictional characters worse ❜
❛ (not so) breaking news: i’m sad again and everyone’s tired of hearing about it ❜
❛ my new year’s resolution is to stop ❜
❛ people keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like i’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao listen, death is coming. death is coming. pass me a hot dog ❜
❛ do you sometimes wonder why you have weird friends but then you snap and realize that you’re as weird as them ❜
❛ have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow ❜
❛ is ‘no’ an emotion because i feel it ❜
❛ i wanna be the one girl who looks really cute but also gives off the vibe that she could snap your neck if you disrespect her like is that possible for me ❜
❛ concept: me, having friends and being liked by people ❜
❛ the human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them ❜
❛ replace my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less ❜
❛ i need a hug and six months of sleep ❜
❛ good morning i’m obsessed with being loved ❜
❛ don’t come back when you realize that i’m rare ❜
❛ i’m stuck in between ‘i really wanna meet new people’ and ‘why can’t everyone leave me the fuck alone’ ❜
❛ can you believe some people meet each other and just hit it off right off the bat and just… date??? and fall in love? ?? that sounds fake ? ? ? ❜
❛ painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk ❜
❛ people are always like ‘are you a morning person or a night person’ and i’m just like… buddy, i’m barely even a person ❜
❛ you ever talk to a stupid boy to pass time? ❜
❛ don’t talk to me or my 78 insecurities ever again ❜
❛ i’ll always have a soft spot for you ❜
❛ i hate being tickled. i do not think it’s cute, i do not think it’s funny. i will kick you in the fucking face ❜
❛ you inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart ❜
❛ there’s no blood in my veins anymore it is coffee and broken dreams ❜
❛ i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me ❜
❛ i’m a hopeless romantic… emphasis on hopeless ❜
❛ i deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests… i don’t ❜
❛ half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole ❜
❛ my biggest problem is i don’t like, do shit ❜
❛ how am i supposed to be productive when netflix just automatically plays the next episode for you? ❜
❛ a girls sleepy voice is probably the cutest thing that has ever existed on this earth ❜
❛ at like a really specific time at night i feel like i wanna fall in love or some shit but then i wake up and i’m ok again ❜
❛ i’d really like to be taken out tbh. in a date way or a sniper way. i have no preference ❜
❛ i don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions ❜
❛ i want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but i’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza ❜
❛ why are there waiting lists for preschools?!?! babies are small!!!! 800 could fit in one room, just stack them ❜
❛ raise your hand if you are scared shitless about the future yet couldn’t care less at the same time ❜
❛ i hate being the stereotypical emo bitch, but life sux, my dude ❜
❛ i wanna learn how to throw knives so i can throw ‘em like real close and graze somebody to let them know to shut the fuck up ❜
❛ my heart says yes but my mom says no ❜
❛ if we are ever invaded by aliens and they wanna destroy earth and whatever that’s fine, but leave old friends senior dog sanctuary out of it ❜
❛ i don’t want to get involved in the drama, i just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened ❜
❛ if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more ❜
❛ guess who got shit done today….. not me lmao but congrats to somebody out there ❜
❛ i promise i’m a lot nicer than my ‘walking to class’ face would lead you to believe ❜
❛ why spend money on booze when i can get fucked up by conspiracy theories for free? ❜
❛ binge watching is great until you run out of the show and have to start watching it weekly like some sort of medieval peasant ❜
❛ merry crisis, everyone ❜
❛ my whole life is the one episode of friends where ross drinks all those margaritas and keeps telling everyone that he’s fine when he clearly isn’t fine ❜
❛ i’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men ❜
❛ kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too ❜
❛ do i even have a sexuality at this point or is it literally just ‘oh yes i’d kiss you’ ❜
❛ not interested dot com forward slash you ❜
❛ napping together is my kind of date ❜
❛ i’m trying to stop being a hater but it’s just so hard when there are so many things that need my hate ❜
❛ i need to stop imagining things i’d say in interviews if i was ever famous because i am not ❜
❛ guess who got their life together!!!!! …not me, but someone probably has ❜
❛ concept: the worst is over. everything’s gonna be okay now ❜
❛ me, giving your eulogy at your funeral: ‘we are gathered here today to mourn a friend, a relative, a companion and a loved one, and to kinkshame them one last time’ ❜
❛ one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry ❜
❛ i was so ugly in 2008 because i didn’t care about my looks, i cared about the jonas brothers ❜
❛ i’m the whole package: bitter AND petty ❜
❛ my life is that awkward walk/jog you do in front of a car when you’re crossing the street ❜
❛ i use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a fucking moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon and i was raised better than that ❜
❛ my aesthetic is looking really tired even when i’ve had enough sleep and having a lot of bad habits and responding poorly to criticism ❜
❛ yes you’re allowed to have other friends, you just have to love me more ❜
❛ i just want to be somewhere warm and making questionable decisions ❜
❛ i don’t have plans for tonight or the rest of my life if you want to have a drink or get married ❜
❛ screenshots don’t scare me, i know what the fuck i said ❜
❛ ‘you’re kind of annoying’ kind of? kind of??? excuse me. excuse you. i am fully annoying. i am very annoying. there’s nothing half-assed half-hearted ‘kind of’ about it ❜
❛ *jumps over hole in sidewalk* yeah you could say i’m pretty fucking athletic ❜
❛ i don’t ‘dress to impress’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves ❜
❛ sorry, i couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue ❜
❛ valentine’s day is coming up, i don’t know what to buy myself ❜
❛ you’re really cute and it’s ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time ❜
❛ ‘dude, i’m wasted’ and by wasted, i’m talking about my wasted potential because i’m a lazy piece of shit ❜
❛ i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker ❜
❛ is it too late to try to be myspace famous ❜
❛ ask him if he’s good with his hands, then when he comes over, make him put together ikea furniture ❜
❛ if a woman’s hand is steady enough to put on winged eyeliner then it’s steady enough to stab you in the heart ❜
❛ please don’t get tired of me ❜
❛ finals? fuck a final. gone girl myself. ❜
❛ i really thought quick sand was going to be a bigger issue in life when i was little ❜
❛ i’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire ❜
❛ why must the cute ones (me) suffer ❜
❛ nasa actually stands for ‘not any straight aliens.’ gayliens are real and out there ❜
❛ not to be bitter or anything but i hope everyone that has ever hurt me is absolutely miserable ❜
❛ my mind says college, but my heart says isolated sheep herder in iceland ❜
❛ i am an adult oh god make it stop ❜

( you can find the other three parts here: 1, 2, 3 )

All That Matters

A/N: Okay all my works have been angst (with the exception of crack fics), so I feel the need to write some cute ass fluffy shit so I can prove to everyone that my heart isn’t a black chasm of nothing. 

Description: Everything begins to fall apart for Spencer and Y/N’s wedding day and they calm each other down.

Originally posted by sweetg

“It’s all ruined! Ruined I say!” Penelope screamed running into the room.

“What – what happened?!” you panicked.

“The flower arrangements got shipped to the wrong address, the minister is stuck in traffic, and Spencer’s pants!” she exclaimed breathlessly.

“Spencer’s pants?” JJ, your maid of honor, asked.

“He decided to go take a little walk outside –

“In the rain?” Emily cut her off.

“Yes…. And anyway, he tripped over some rocks and now his pants are all wet and muddy,” she explained.

Oh my God, oh my god. You were freaking out. You had been planning this day for two whole years and it had already gone to shit.

“No, no, no,” you paced back and forth.

JJ got up to comfort you, and Penelope started to pour a drink into a glass.

“Y/N, listen it’s okay. We’ll run to the store, get Spencer some pants. The minister is on his way and that’s what’s important,” she said softly as she rubbed your back.

“And the flowers?” you demanded.

“I don’t know……” JJ mumbled.


JJ jumped up, startled. Emily stared at you wide eyed. And Penelope started approaching you glass in hand.

“Sweetie here, this will calm you down,” she said, holding a glass of red wine in her hand.

“Penny, you’re a lifesaver,” you grabbed the drink from her hand. “Maybe all I need is a little alcohol to unwin-

SHIT! Midsentence your hand slipped, and you’d accidentally poured the drink all over the top half of your dress. The red sunk in between the lace embroidery, and bled into your strapless bra. All that could go wrong had went wrong. You sat yourself down on the white ottoman and wept.

“Y/N, sweetie, I’m so sorry,” Penelope mumbled. She reached for some tissues on the table and began to clean you up.

“Stop….” You muttered. She didn’t hear you. “Oh my fucking god, Penny, stop!” you yelled.

She looked up at you, tears stung at her eyes, “I’m sorry, I was just trying to help,” she sniffed.

“I know, honey. It’s not your fault,” you sighed. “This day just sucks,” you crossed your arms.

Emily walked over to you and touched her hand to your shoulder. “Look, I know everything isn’t going how you thought it would, but think about what matters,” she consoled. “You love Spencer, and he loves you. And one day you guys are going to look back at this day and laugh.”

“Yeah,” you mumbled. “Will you guys excuse me for a moment?” you asked, as you began to leave the room.

JJ ran over to the door and blocked it, Penelope followed. “No, no you are not going to get cold feet right now!” JJ scolded.

“We aren’t going to let you hurt Spencer like this!” Penelope added.

“Guys, relax. I’m just going to talk to Spence,” you explained.

JJ and Penelope exchanged a look and nodded. They believed you.

“Very well,” JJ hesitated, walking away from the door.

“And Y/N,” Penelope pointed straight at you. “Don’t you dare let him see you,” she warned.

You sighed, she was always one for being superstitious. But you nodded nonetheless for the sake of appeasing her. You opened the door and made your way down a bright hallway. It was honestly beautiful, unlike the deranged bridezilla walking down it. The glimpse you got of yourself in the side mirror was horrendous. All the crying you did reduced you to a panda, your dress looked was stained, and your hair was disheveled from your constant pulling of it.

When you finally made it to Spencer’s dressing room, you extended your arm to knock on it. Before you had the chance, however, Derek stopped you.

“Woah there, Pretty Girl, what do you think you’re doing?” he asked.

“Derek, I just wanna talk to him,” you rolled your eyes. “I’m freaking out, and Spencer is the only thing that will calm me down right now.”

He paused. “Okay fine, just don’t let him see you.”

“You too?” you groaned.


“Did Penny make you all superstitious too?”

“Hey, Y/N, it isn’t about superstition, it’s just a wedding tradition,” he defended. “But go ahead and talk to your Pretty Boy, I think he could actually use you too right now.”

“Thanks, Derek,” you smiled.

“I’ll give you two some privacy,” he said, walking out of the hallway.

You waited until Derek was out of the clear before knocking on the door.

“Spence, you there?”

“I think so,” he whimpered.

“How are you doing?” you asked.

“Pretty bad, how about you?”

“I’m not so good either,” you replied. You crouched down so you were now sitting on the ground and hugging your knees. “I thought everything was going to be so perfect you know?”

“Yeah, me too. I ruined my pants,” he commented.

“I heard….but it’s okay. I ruined my dress, so we’re both a mess,” you chuckled slightly.

You heard him laugh as well. “Hey, Y/N, I know neither of us are the superstitious, so do you maybe want to go outside and talk to each other? Away from all this.”

“I’d love that,” you smiled. “I’ll go out the backdoor you can…..

“Window, I’ll go out the window.” He offered.

“Okay, just make sure not to fall down again,” you joked.  

“Damn you, Mrs. Reid,” he retorted.

You laughed again and headed for the backdoor. You looked around every now and then to make sure no one saw you. When you reached the door, you scanned the hallway one last time. No one. Delightful. You opened the door and immediately were greeted by heavy downpour. You squinted slightly to look for Reid. The visibility was so bad you couldn’t see anything within ten feet.

“Y/N, over here!” Spencer called out.

You turned your head around, and saw your soon-to-be husband sitting on a long white bench. You pulled up your dress so you didn’t trip on the steps and walked over.

“You look stunning,” he complimented, standing in front of him now.

“Yeah right,” you scoffed, sitting yourself down. “I look awful.”

“Y/N, you want to talk about awful? Just look at this,” he pointed to his extremely dirty pants.

“We can both be messes together,” you giggled.

“You’re my mess though,” he kissed the top of your head.

You rested your head onto his shoulder and sighed. “I lied to Penny and said I wouldn’t go see you.”

“She would freak if she knew we were here,” Spencer commented.

“Yeah, she would probably be showering us with four leaf clovers, horse shoes, and rabbit feet,” you laughed. “Why are rabbit feet considered lucky anyway? Seems weird as hell.”

Spencer wagged his finger, his classic sign before a rambling session. “The common North American myth originates from the African-American folk spirituality known as hoodoo,” he began. “It’s said that rabbit’s feet are lucky because of their reproductive habits, so carrying a rabbit’s foot was thought to help with fertility.”

“Oh, well we don’t have to worry about that for a while,” you said.

“If Garcia knew about that, I think she would give us rabbit feet non-stop. She always loves a potential godchild to spoil,” he chuckled.

“I can’t wait for that,” you beamed.

“For kids?” he asked.

“All of it. I can’t for us. I can’t wait for us to get married, to have kids, and I can’t wait for us to grow old together,” you answered.

“Me neither, Y/N,” Spencer gushed.

He leaned his forehead into yours and pecked you on the lips.

“Ready to go back inside?” you whispered.

“Absolutely,” he smiled.

You both got up, and held hands. You weren’t freaked out anymore. 

You had Spencer, and that’s the only thing that mattered.

Again // Yuta - NCT

Originally posted by chocosicheng

God look a this cute lil’shit currently ruining my life….


That’s how you felt whenever you saw him.

He skateboarded by your building every day at the same time, and you couldn’t help but stand out on your balcony and wait for him—though you weren’t that painfully obvious about it. You were always doing something out there: reading, hanging laundry (even though everyone these days had dryers), cleaning of some sort; really anything you could find.

He never made it easy on you, either. Every time he boarded past your balcony and saw you up there, he’d turn and glide smoothly and gave you what you called his signature smirk and a taunting wink..

Every. Single. Day.

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the preliminaries - bts

Hoseok: ok… so did anyone else see the girl with the coffee??????
Hoseok: Hellooo????
Hoseok: GUUUUYS!!!!!

Yoongi: we r in a meeting
Yoongi: and no

Hoseok: so helpful… captain obvious!!

Yoongi: glad to help

Hoseok: but you didn’t!!!!

Yoongi: stop texting

Rapmon: Stop texting.
Rapmon: JINX!

Yoongi: ……..

Rapmon: but Hope no, what about her

Seokjin: On a scale of 1 to Jin she was a solid Jiminie

Jimin: the hell does that mean hyung :))))

Seokjin: Hahahaha. It means what it means.

Jimin: is it bad? :)))

Hoseok: can’t be, she was perfect!!!

A throat clearing had the five eldest members heads snapping up to meet the scolding gaze of their manager. “Something with ARMY?” He asked genuinely, sure nothing else could possibly steal the attention of the most hardworking young men he’d ever known. They knew this because he reiterated that same practiced piece of dialogue every time they got distracted, knowingly guilting them into granting him the attention he deserved. Jeongguk skimmed the chat as they left the room, leaving Taehyung still perplexed by the interruption his elders made during their meeting.

“Taehyungie did you see the girl with the coffees?” Taehyung always made friends first. He was the easiest to talk to out of the seven of them, with Jeongguk finding it the hardest. He always made it clear it wasn’t from a lack of charisma just a lack of familiarity. Second to Taehyung was none other than Hoseok, yet even though the guys and ARMY adored him, they could agree a fairy on acid wouldn’t be the best choice to lead a welcome parade. Unbelievable to some a joint third was Yoongi, Seokjin and Namjoon. Either due to their maturity or professionalism, they handled introductions like pros. The most surprising would be Jimin in an unimpressively low rank of six. To his surprise, shy, cute and flirty aren’t really considered welcoming.. more.. enchanting almost intimidating.

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Memories (boyfriend jb)

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“I still can’t believe they are really doing this.” I murmured quietly while looking through the window at the streets of my hometown. “C'mon baby, they had to do it eventually.” Justin took my hand in his and tried his best to make me less sad. “You are their youngest child and you moved away to LA to go to college and now you live with your amazing boyfriend, they don’t have a reason to stay in that big house anymore.”

“I know Justin, but that was my home for 18 years, there are so many memories there, with my siblings and all that, it’s going to be really hard saying goodbye to that house.” My eyes started tearing up again and seeing that Justin squeezed my hand harder letting me know he was there and somehow it felt better.

“Thank you for doing this with me,” I looked at him and wiped a few tears from my face “it really means a lot that I have you here now.” He smiled and kissed my hand while keeping his eyes on the road. “I’m always here for you baby, don’t need to thank me for that.”

Looking at him in that particular moment gave me insight in what love truly is once again. He is the busiest person I have ever met and he didn’t even think twice to cancel all his meetings and studio hours when I told him my parents are selling our house and I need to go home to get my stuff. He offered to go with me and he is willingly going to listen my dads’ nonsense for the entire weekend just because he knows I need him there.

“I love you, you know that?” I asked still not taking my eyes off him. “I know princess, I love you too.”

“Mom? Dad?” I called entering my old home and was immediately overwhelmed with everything around me because every single thing in that house was full of memories I didn’t appreciate before I knew they won’t be there forever. “You two are already here!” My mom walked out of the kitchen with her apron on as per usual. “The lunch isn’t done yet, but it should be ready soon.” She smiled and hugged me then Justin. “How was your trip?” She asked and started walking back to the kitchen with me and Justin following. “It was really good Mrs. Y/L/N, how was your day?” Justin asked as we sat down at the counter on the same chairs me and my siblings were having breakfast every morning when we were kids.

“See Y/N, he asks about my day, when was the last time you asked your mother how is she doing?” I rolled my eyes at her and got up to take a bottle of water from the fridge. “Mom, I literally ask you how you are doing every day when we talk on the phone.” I say and take a cookie out of the jar catching my moms judging look because I will spoil my appetite or something like that. “But Justin asks that like he cares.” “I am like that with his mom, I guess it’s a thing.” I replied and she threw me a smile.

“Y/N!” I hear my dads voice behind me and jump from my chair to get to him as fast as I can. “I missed you sweetheart.” He says while hugging me. “Missed you too, dad.” I move away from him and he and Justin shake hands. “Nice to see you Justin.” “You too sir.” Justin replies nervously and I take his hand into mine knowing it will calm him down. He looks down on me and smiles. “This is going to be a long weekend.” “Tell me about it.”

“I can’t believe this will not be my room anymore.” I said more to myself than to Justin and started opening the drawers on my table and looking through the stuff. “I can’t believe you actually had posters of me on your walls when you were younger.” He chuckled and sat on my bed. “Hey, I left this room a year ago, and if my roommate in LA wasn’t such an asshole” I looked at him and raised my eyebrow “I would still have your posters above my bed.”

“Y/N I have told you a million times that I don’t want to have posters of me in our room. It would just be creepy.” Silently he walked over to me and hugged me tightly. “Also, now you have the real thing, what do you need posters for?” He whispered seductively and kissed my neck. “Eh, I kinda liked you more on posters.” I said quickly and started putting books that I want to keep into one box. “Funny.” Justin replied throwing himself on my bed again. “We all know you love me.” “Never said I didn’t.”

“Oh my God, I can’t believe I kept this all this time.” I held the item tightly in my hands. “What?” Justin got to me and stared at the Starbucks cup quite confused. “I bought this the first time my parents let me go to the city alone with my friends, so after we saw a movie we went to Starbucks.” I put the cup on the floor and began rummaging through the box again. “The ticket to that movie must be here somewhere.” “Which movie did you watch?” He sat next to me and began taking random stuff and laughing at me for keeping so many unnecessary shit.

“Never say never.” I said proudly and picked up an old, almost ruined movie ticket remembering the day like it was yesterday. “Are you serious?!” Justin started laughing and took the ticket from my hands. “That is so cute baby.” He kissed my cheek. “You were my biggest fan since like forever.” “Yeah, you were so likeable back in the day.” He fake laughed and threw a pillow at me. “Stop being rude.” “I’m just messing around,” I got closer to him and kissed his cheek, “it’s kinda my way of coping with all this.”

“Babe?” I heard Justins voice calling from my room and the sound of him getting up from the bed. “What are you doing here?” He asked while rubbing his eyes as he sat next to me. “I used to spend so much time on this balcony,” I moved closer to him and put my head on his shoulder. “it was kinda my safe place, like I remember coming out here every night I couldn’t sleep and I would just stare at the moon like I’m a freaking werewolf until I felt better.” He laughed and kissed my head while pulling me closer to him because it was pretty cold and he was of course shirtless.

“I know it’s hard to let go of the memories princess, but just look at this as the beginning of a new chapter in a way. You are going to start making new memories in your new home, in a few years with your new family and it’s gonna be great.” He looked down at me and smiled. “And also, you have like the greatest boyfriend in the world who is going to be spoiling you till the rest of your life, so you are good.” He said and kissed my forehead. “I do truly have a great boyfriend.” I kissed him and took his hand in mine. “But he’s gonna freeze if I don’t take him inside right now.” I said and got up pulling him with me.

“Damn, why is it so cold here?” Justin asked while wrapping himself in like three blankets. “Maybe, just maybe it’s because you are walking around shirtless.” I replied after closing the window. “Oh, so you want me to get up and put a shirt on? Okay.” He looked me with a smirk and started getting up. “I didn’t say that!” I legit threw myself onto him so he was on the bed and I was on him. “I guess I’m going to have to warm you up myself.”

“I like the sound of that.”

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY?????? TO MY TO MY LOVE @kaledvoul / @yunafied !?! My oldest friend on this damn site and one of the most creative and kind people I know! Fam you have seen some SHIT. You’ve seen my lil children grow from fandom oc’s with no backstory, to this chaotic cosmic mess. You’re a huge inspiration to me as a writer and you’re such a wonderful friend. The RPC wouldn’t be the same without you and I hope you have a wonderful, magical day <333333333

  • Before: Dero Goi's kind of cute, I like him.
  • After: Holy shit this man is the death of me why do I have so many pictures of him he's ruined my life I can tell what day this photo is from by the intensity of his facial hair and how much hair gel he used and oh my fucknut his voice is hot I can't deal with this perfection

anonymous asked:

Honestly today started off as such a good day 😭😂 I saw the tweet Luke made about Cal's yellow shirt which like gave my butterfly's and so I decided to wear yellow today too and I look really freaking cute. THEN I FUCKING GO ON TWITTER (bigggg mistake) bruh my day collapsed. I lowkey just hope this is all just for publicity cuz she's already hella fake so why not add to it lol

Ah shit I’m sorry your day was ruined because this one being super extra! But yeah seriously, like it’s either she goes and talks to Luke or just spill it. She’s milking this entire thing so if you wanna express ya damn pain, fucking do it.

ramblesamble  asked:

Last one i swear but you know how you think something really dirty and then you are like thank god people can't read minds? Well basically dean is this big bad dude but he's thinking super fluffy stuff about cas that would ruin his rep and cas is a mind reader and starts blushing every time dean thinks about giving him flowers and nice dates and his blush is super cute to dean and just makes it worse and again I apologize but i can't help it sorry but i love your writing so much it makes my day!


Man, I just wanna hold Novak’s hand and like… take him on a fuckin’ date and shit. Like, real smoopy, Hollywood crap. What the fuck

Castiel frowned and continued to stare at his notebook as he furiously took notes on Henry VIII. He couldn’t fail this final. 

I mean look at him- writing his notes and shit. Being a good student. Fuck… Man, he’s so cute. I wanna like buy him a teddy bear or a cat or whatever he wants and bring him candy and shit. I wonder what his favorite candy is… 

His cheeks were starting to turn red and Castiel glanced back at Dean Winchester, the “baddest” guy in their whole class, who was staring right at him. Well, was, as soon as Cas whipped around, Dean was staring at the board again. He rolled his eyes and slowly returned to his notebook. 

Dean Winchester wanted to hold his hand? He was the classic Bad Boy… it felt wrong and weird, but he liked the idea. Dean was really cute and actually really nice beneath his hardened exterior. He’d seen the way Dean treated his baby brother and it had given him butterflies. 

I wonder if he likes movies. Maybe I could ask him to a movie and like… hold his hand in the dark and stuff. Buy him popcorn and I wouldn’t even have him makeout with me -he’s too classy for that anyway. I mean, Cas is like, the classiest guy in class… Haha that was stupid- wow Dean. Dumb. Whatever. 

I wanna hold his hand. 

I wanna kiss him in the rain. 

I wanna make love to him on the beach. 

I wanna like… date Novak. 

The blush was trailing down his face along his neck and making him sweat. If only Dean knew

Wait- is anyone a mind reader in here? Uh– cough real loud if you can hear me. 

Castiel gulped and then began to cough as loud as he could. 

I HATE Sousei no Onmyouji Anime

So I finally watched iy til latest episodes.

Anime. I don’t mind fillers. I don’t mind original content. I don’t mind little budgets as long as you know how to do it right. Seriously pierrot? Are you doing this on purpose to ruin SnO’s reputation? Do you hate Sukeno-sensei much? How many cool scenes of RokuBeni you throw away and, I don’t know, throwing some cute annoying little familiar that I wish to be killed off ASAP.

Yes I hate this anime. I love the manga sooooo much so that I hate this shit.

Anime becoming such shit I expected few months ago (better than my worst expectation but still shit) 

Rokuro becomes such pathetic whiny boy saving the day with Saitama onepunch style and animation is NOWHERE as good.. And I’m speechless of what you’ve done to Benio. And you still call for 4cour? This is a torture. Why don’t save budget for 1-2cour instead for shitty 4cour instead? And that slow paced episode with fuckin’ fillers wasing minutes of episodes and my life. Tbh I don’t mind Shimon and Yuuto appearing early to show that Roku actually has rival from the very beginning, but don’t you ever make ‘Shimon fall in love with Benio’ shit to me. Stupid filler, stupid that familiar fox shit pierrot, who is your anime director to ruin this series’s chemistry?!

And the super slow OTP development of RokuBeni. There’re so much EPICNESS of their battle that you throw away, instead insert some silent shit, standing and staring and yelling and NOW…I don’t know, fighting their separate ways with frikkin’ animation that I don’t see they hit or break things THEY JUST MOVE and kegare got killed and JUST THAT! Even their battle when being announced as Twin stars, what awesome, I don’t see any fuckin’ awesome about that battle, stupid damnit flashbacks anywhere. Their growth as a team is destroyed by that whiny stupid familiar. Oh,and just throw TSUNDERE SILENCE to each other everytime they meet, that’s what make THEY MORE ADORABLE THAN THE MANGA!!  How can you expect people to like them?! GOODNESS I HATE YOU PIERROT!! This couple, THIS ENGANGED COUPLE is one of the best shounen couple I know so far!! AND YOU RUIN THEM! YOU BREAK MY HEART! YOU KILL ME!  


My english skill is too limited to describe my inner bleeding heart. I was not even this angry of Tokyo Ghoul anime. Too bad I’m stil a fan of SnO so I’ll keep watching and supporting this anime.

not-a-blip-in-time  asked:

What is your favourite Raywood headcanon?

oh man this is a really hard question??? and i am going to Cheat and list a few.

  • my favorite interpretation of them will always be when someone’s like “ray do you like ryan” and his response is along the lines of “the top five men i am attracted to, in order, are nick cage, steve buschemi, jack black, lexington steel, and ryan. ryan’s barely making that cut, though. sorry ryan, but it’s fucking impossible to compete with the busch.” meanwhile someone asks ryan and he’s like “no. i don’t. i wouldn’t-he’s-look, why would i-where would you even-” and the someone smirks and ryan gives up and is really quietly like “he looks cute in beanies-i mean, not that he doesn’t look cute otherwise, because he does every single day and it’s ruining my life-but sometimes he wears beanies and they’re cute and sometimes i tell him they look nice and once i said that and he tossed it over to me and told me to put it on and never asked for it back.”
  • basically that dynamic where ray’s a piece of shit and ryan humors him while still being the sappiest motherfucker alive who, pre dating, is the most awkward stuttering blushy person in the world because of ray. that’s my favorite dynamic and the one i adhere to the most.
  • i have a default fake ah world state that i think about things in terms of unless explicitly stated otherwise, and i’m gonna count that as a raywood headcanon. basically, fake ah is all post illegal box (internet box but like, a crew where things do not end well and they disband after Bad Events and that fucks ray up a bit. it fucks michael and lindsay up, too, but michael and lindsay have each other to work through it with, and ray. ray doesn’t have that, and that tones everything about him down 17 notches). and then ryan happens, and ryan gets to know things that only ray, michael, lindsay, and a bunch of dead people know, and ray is closer to old ray by a couple more notches. another parameter of that setting is that ray ends up leaving :^)
  • this sorta ties to the first one but ryan is a Good Boyfriend ™ and ray is not which kinda worries him sometimes because ryan is like, bouquets and anniversaries and ray is like “you meme so much to me” and the kind of person who responds to “i love you” with “gay” and ryan doesn’t care and he loves ray anyway (because of that) but there are moments where ray’s like but what if he does care.
  • oh. also, they’re ace. that’s a headcanon! 

anonymous asked:

I sent a thing in a few days ago about Chen and Xiumin and how Jongdae is basically ruining my bias list and I just wanted to make sure it didn't get lost..... Love your blog!

No, I didn’t get it. I’m sorry. >_<

So I am thinking this is a ‘Let Them Ruin You’ request for Chen?


If Kim Jongdae is trying to ruin you, why are you resisting? 

I mean, look at this adorable face…

He is so freaking cute…

Not to mention he is a mischievous little shit…

I mean, look at this…

And this…

And this can be used for the most sarcastic of purposes, I love it….

But Chen is also super cuddly, which would make him like perfect boyfriend material and therefore perfect bias material…

Look at that, don’t you just wanna hug him and take a nap?…

You sure?…

And let’s not forget Chen has cheekbones for days..

And even though he isn’t the best dancer, he can still be super sexy when he is on stage…

This makes me want to throw a wooden spoon at him…

I’m just so done with him….

Also may I remind you of his sass? Because It’s pretty great…

Like imagine him sassing you about how you haven’t just let him become your bias already…

I think Chen wants you to reconsider who your bias is >_>….

And maybe you should…

Because just maybe Chen is the bias you’re supposed to have…

And there is nothing wrong with that~…

More Hop in the Trash

More Hop in the Trash for Mobile

the signs as stupid mistakes i've made
  • aries: confronted the lady doing my nails when she started talking shit about me in vietnamese to her coworker
  • taurus: went swimming on a big rock in north carolina and found leeches inside my swimsuit
  • gemini: told my crush i liked him and then found him making out with my best friend the next day
  • cancer: cried during an 11 hour car ride because i had a weird freckle on my stomach
  • leo: tried to act super tough while in a fight with my best friend but then ruined my handwritten essay because my tears smudged the ink
  • virgo: scared off a cute boy just with my resting bitch face
  • libra: tried to walk in my cousin's six inch heels and had my ankle snap over the sides
  • scorpio: sent nudes over snapchat only to have them screenshotted
  • sagittarius: accidentally told my teacher to get her nasty ass away from me because i thought it was my best friend
  • capricorn: stayed up for 48 hours straight just to get a 100% on a 10 point assignment
  • aquarius: made a second grader cry by putting the seashell she colored me in the trash
  • pisces: felt so sympathetic for someone that i let them borrow $50 and never asked for my money back

anonymous asked:

how would you explain what larry means to you? why do you feel involved?

Wow, that’s a deep question.

Well, the easy answer would be: they are cute, adorable and hot and when they’re together is like x100000 better. It’s extremely entertaining and interesting to be a detective every time we see a picture or a video, always looking for that little touch, the fond look, what does he mean with that tweet? It’s funny and adorable and they’re so fluffy I want to die.

But the real reason I’m hooked and I feel involved is because it hurts me to see such a beautiful love story being kept hidden. I try to separate myself as much as I can because me feeling like shit won’t help them at all and it’ll only ruin my day but sometimes I can’t help it. I’m involved because this is not just a cute ship, this is an actual relationship that has been treated like a disease, it’s two real human beings with feelings who have to lie, pretend and hide just because they’re in love with each other. I’m involved because it must take a whole lot of restrain to barely cover the fondness and the love they clearly feel for each other and nobody should do that. They found each other when they were 16/18 and fell in love so hard they probably felt dizzy but they’ve hidden since the very beginning of their relationship and that’s just sad.

I wasn’t closeted for long but my first girlfriend had extremely homophobic parents so we kept our relationship secret, for 2 years nobody but my parents and my closer friends knew about us. I had to pretend we were just friends when we were in public, I was scared to even touch her in private because I was so used to hiding that it didn’t even come natural to me. She treated me like a friend and I had to just stand there if some guy flirted with her, playing the ‘I’m her friend and she’s not interested’ card even though I wanted to smack his face. In the end it didn’t work out, maybe it was because we were 16 or maybe it was because the closet ruined it for us, in public we were friends and in private we’d just argue about how the situation was destroying us.

I was in a closeted relationship for 2 years and the only people I had to fool were her family and friends. I didn’t have people watching my every move, we didn’t need beards, we didn’t have to answer 29999435 questions about our love life in front of each other and the cameras. I’m involved with the whole H&L thing because I can’t even begin to imagine what that’s like, how brave and strong and in love they are. I’m involved because I want to be there when they finally get their happy ever after, because love has to win and I believe in them and I want them to know we support them no matter what. We’re here for them, we have their backs.

me watching the episode like

stalia scene starts

stalia trying to be cute but are failing like always

ugh stalia kissing I just ate

 the door was magically locked to force more stalia on us

Jeff recycling stydia once again, this time by making Stiles and Malia act like a detective team

and Stiles has to call Lydia to solve the mystery

but of course Malia had to join the chat

Lydia my queen

also she’s the only one who’s getting shit done these days

Stalia ruining Lydia’s lake house

my message to jeff 

Ps: the fact that he still has ratings

Day 12/30


Kai is the second Luhan. I mean, look at him! He’s staring at D.O all the time.

And the fucking eye contact it’s just precious.

D.O the whisper master. *dirty thoughts*

The “He’s only mine” moments.

The jealous boyfriend moments.

How they care of each other.

The sweet little moments that we didn’t notice all the time.

When they find any small reason to touch each other.

And this…

And this is what I call love. And after this post, Xiuhan will be my second OTP, bc this little shit ruin my life forever.