this counts as a selfie right

anonymous asked:

u take a lot of selfies. do u think ur pretty or smoething? ur not

hi there, anon. i didn’t realize i took a lot of selfies. thanks for the info. so, your question was whether i think i’m pretty. you already answered that no, i am not. 

and i have to agree, anon. i don’t think i’m pretty bc i’m not.

i’m fat.

i always have a double chin.

i constantly look like i haven’t slept in a week bc of my dark circles

and, i always look sunburnt. idfk why

i have this white line across my nose that makeup can’t cover up 

i have tons of wrinkles on my forehead. like what the hell? i’m 25

also, it’s the size of fucking texas

i still don’t know how to smile in pictures bc i hate my fucking teeth

my feet are flat. my hips are huge. my boobs are weird. i am covered in stretch marks. my voice is grating. my ears stick out two miles from my head. i am always fucking sweating and i’ve been asked if i was pregnant more times than i can count. 

so, you’re right. i’m not pretty. i can’t stand the way i look.

which is why it’s so fucking important that i post “a lot” of selfies. bc, anon, you’d better fucking believe that if i look in the mirror that day and don’t cringe, i’m gonna take a fucking picture to save that tiny little second. and GOD FORBID i show the world that i posses a little self love every once in a fucking while. 


that beard finally coming in? go ahead, bro. take a selfie.

you finally got that piercing you’ve been wanting? not really my style, but you’re fucking rocking it. take a selfie.

your boobs look awesome in that shirt? take a selfie.

you finally lose or gain that weight you’ve been working on? take a selfie.

your eyeliner look awesome? your new sunglasses make you look like  a celebrity avoiding the paparazzi? you killing that tux? you feel a tiny, rare level of self love? you always on a high level of self love? you just like your face? 


thanks for the question, anon. this one’s for you.

Tonight’s Dinner

Oneshot featuring Adrienette and a Snapchat gone wrong, based on something that happened with me and my friends xD

Rating: mild T

Word count:1097

It had started out perfectly innocent and amusing enough.

Marinette and Alya were discreetly taking pictures in their respective classes, sending the photos to each other on Snapchat. They were completely random; sometimes they were selfies accompanied with the caption of ‘save me’ or ‘I’m so bored’. Others were of the back of people’s heads, or the teachers’ desks, or even the teachers themselves, caught in an unintentionally humorous pose in mid-speech.

Neither had gotten caught, which Marinette figured since the steady influx of pictures from Alya kept right on coming.

She had to bite her lower lip to keep from laughing when she saw the newest picture. This time, it was of Chloe pulling off a particularly miserable look, with the caption, “when ur not able to suffocate Adrien for 5 seconds”.

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Zombiezuku, Ch.2

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Chaotic Entrance Exam is chaotic

Izuku is not quite sure how this happened, but Kacchan is dragging him up the path to the gates of U.A. High while a pretty girl chatters at them. Also, Izuku is floating. This seems like a pretty important fact to mention. Izuku rarely defies gravity on his own.

“Keep him that way, Roundface,” Kacchan had grunted and started dragging the floating Izuku by his tie after the girl had used her Quirk to save Izuku from tripping. “Can’t run off to be fucking stupid that way.”

“I could sleep like this,” Izuku had realised.

The girl found that very funny. “You’re not nervous at all, huh?” She’d laughed sheepishly. “I’m so excited!”

“I’m just dead inside,” Izuku explained to her.

“Deku’s a fucking idiot, is what he is.” Kacchan looked like he was contemplating chucking Izuku into the sun.

He still looks that way now, actually. Izuku should probably not tempt fate.


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so. i haven’t written fanfic in years and i keep telling myself to do it but i don’t want to write it all out but i have so. many. headcanons. so here’s a bullet-point fic. idek if anyone will see this bc this is a secondary blog and it has like. no followers basically.

  • Eric’s soulmark shows up on the night of his 13th birthday
    • he cries because all the bullies told him that he’d never get one
  • his mark disappears a month later when Jack overdoses
    • Eric cries bc that only happens when your soulmate dies
  • Jack wakes up in the hospital with his mark crossed out
    • Jack cries bc that only happens when your soulmate rejects you
  • Eric doesn’t believe that his soulmate died bc he thinks he can still feel him. His parents and the doctors make him go to therapy.
  • Jack hates himself more bc he thinks he ruined his chances at hockey and his chances with his soulmate bc clearly his soulmate hated him enough to reject him without ever meeting him.
  • When they meet, Eric doesn’t know he’s meeting his Jack. He’s already met so many Jack’s in his life. Jack tries to hate him on sight once people give Eric his nickname bc of course, the universe hates him and there’s a Bitty on his collarbone.
  • Jack tries to hate Bitty, but ends up hating himself bc he still falls in love with Bitty who is the soulmate. who. didn’t. want. him. the soulmate who thought he wasn’t good enough for them.
  • But then when they’re on the roof of Faber and everyone’s having a heart-to-heart, Jack finds out that Bitty lost his mark, that everyone told Bitty it meant his soulmate died but Bitty still doesn’t want to believe it.
    • Cue Jack having no idea how to tell Bitty bc Bitty wants a soulmate but would Bitty want him???
  • Ransom has perfect timing and tells a story about how sometimes one soulmate experiences life threatening trauma that causes the bond to expend all it’s energy to keep them alive which results in one mark getting crossed out and the other one disappearing.
    • Cue Jack being even more conflicted about this.
  • Fast forward to graduation where Jack still doesn’t know what to do but Bitty hugs him and cries and Jack feels lost bc he’s not complete w/o his soulmate.
  • Jack runs to the Haus and kisses Bitty but his phone won’t. stop. ringing. so he has to go
  • It’s only when he’s almost reached his parents that he realizes that he never told Bitty! *stupid. forgetful. Jack.*
  • So right there in plain sight of everyone, Jack undoes his tie and the top buttons on his shirt and texts Bitty a selfie.

anonymous asked:

Hi! How would the RFA + V react to MC being male when they meet up, and he looks like a GREEK GOD (more handsome than Zen)?

They’re a bit shorter than usual but I wanted to see if I could  answer a request in less than 2 hours lolol


  • Y’all are at the after party
  • across the room you see Saeyoung talking to Yoosung, and they both turn to look at you
  • Googly Eyes Activated
  • Yoosung does a weird straight-legged march over to you and proceeds to examine the fuck outta your face
  • the guy’s just staring away
  • but he’s like 3 inches away from you so it’s a bit disconcerting
  • no seriously his eyes are gonna pop out of his head???
  • he’s got that expression on his face that moms do when they’re trying to Tell You Something Serious but they end up looking like a goldfish instead
  • oh someone pushed Yoosung into you
  • oh it was Seven
  • oh look you guys are kissing
  • ur pretty sure Starkid1995 passed out after approximately 0.7 seconds of smooching
  • he swoons into your arms and you carry him like a princess
  • Saeyoung has new inspiration for fanfiction and Jaehee gets a nosebleed
  • Yoosung is just in awe of you and can’t believe that someone so attractive is with him
  • but he’s also kinda smug about it like ya bitches he’s mine 
  • try not to give him the smolder look tho or else he might actually explode


  • r u a mirror?
  • he spins you around a few times and gives you a little shake
  • no no MC is a 3D person???
  • but I’m supposed to be the most beautiful? blessed by the gods???
  • lowkey feels threatened that his s/o is such a handsome lad
  • no, handsome doesn’t even begin to cover it
  • you look like u came right out of  Zeus’ thunder cock???
  • anyhow you guys are a danger to the population
  • i mean u take a stroll and leave behind a trail of unconscious fangirls 
  • victim count is way over 9000 at this point
  • you have to buy a 1TB hard drive to put all your selfies
  • Zen is always always always posing with you, from dawn to dusk
  • it’s like at least 200 selfies a day
  • there’s also a dramatic increase of your pictures around the house
  • like dramatic
  • like
  • the toilet lid is just a giant print out of your face 


  • ohooooooooooh
  • super duper flustered when she first sees you because Anyone Hotter than Zen is Inconceivable
  • but there you are
  • with ur 12 butt-abs and all
  • you can see the sparkles around her face as she readjusts her glasses
  • Goodbye Mr.Han hello sexy
  • is feeling very conflicted because Zen still exists but also u r so attractive and so nice and????
  • honestly you showing her affection makes the girl so freaking happy you don’t even understand
  • she’s being loved by such an amazing person what more could she ask for?
  • secretly passes on your pics to Seven so he can make another spambot


  • his eyes widen a tiny as he opens the door and sees you standing there
  • coughs lightly and turns his face away
  • “Ah yes…I was…expecting you.” ya jumin ok ur having technical difficulties covering your sudden-hard on don’t kid yourself
  • he knew you were good looking but??? to this extent??
  • the business potential
  • the news of your otherworldly beauty travels through the company fast, and almost overnight you become boss number 2
  • #1 in their hearts though
  • y’all are gonna rule the world one day no joke
  • but that aside, Jumin takes every single opportunity to show you off to e v  e r y o n 
  • He’ll be in the middle of a meeting, negotiations aren’t going well, the other party isn’t satisfied with what C&R has to offer 
  • “How about THIS
  • Jumin pulls you out of his briefcase
  • the deal is signed 1 second later look at you two go stealing hearts left and right
  • even his dad falls for you
  • jks pls stay about five countries away from me


  • doesn’t hesitate to bow right the fuck down to you the moment he sees you
  • that’s my boy.,..right there…a body sculpted to such perfection it makes me want to lick-
  • “Oi Seven I can hear you.”
  • 24/7 shows you off to Zen
  • “Look at MY BOYFRIEND who’s 1000% hotter than u.”
  • Zen is Super Salty but cannot deny your beauty
  • lowkey joins the fanclub that Seven started 
  • also loves dressing you up in all his outfits because you just look stunning in every single one of them
  • also loves making Vanny the Van feel flustered when he’s cleaning 
  • aka you dress up in rather explicit outfits and hide around the house
  • Vanderwood finds you
  • doesn’t come back for at least three weeks
  • problem solved


  • “The entire history of photography, all the trials, the errors, the struggles and accomplishments of camera making…leads up to this moment, this perfect shot-”
  • “V chill I’m just eating cereal.”
  • he’s learned his lesson regarding love with Rika, but he can’t help himself from admiring your beauty
  • he’ll draw you, and paint you too…though he’ll also caress your face with the tips of your fingers, memorizing its shape with the affection and warmth of a mother
  • that way when he misses you he can remember what you feel like
  • you’ll catch him studying you, a gentle smile gracing his lips
  • the man loves you to death he’d be happy to just look at you for the rest of his life
  • and he’s got his camera on him all.the.time in case there’s a Perfect Photo Opportunity
  • except when you guys are sleeping
  • yeah he did that once but the lens found into way into your butt so he accidentally captured a rather graphic close up of your anus 
bf Jay Park

Boyfriend Jay Park includes:

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Non-stop teasing. Even when you guys aren’t together you can definitely expect a flirty text message while he’s supposed to be working. He’s the type to try to make you blush as much as possible, be it saying inappropriate things in front of company, or whispering dirty stuff in your ear when nobody is paying attention. You give it right back to him, making sure he knows that you always want him just as much.

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Waking up to random selfies or videos. Especially when he’s on the road or in a different country, Jay is always reminding you that he’s thinking about you. When he’s halfway across the world working, he makes sure to send you little videos or pictures of him being just being Jay. 

Tired Jay. Jay counts on you to hold him down after a long day of filming, recording, writing, or whatever else he has going on. His favorite part of his day is when he gets to hear your voice at the end of the night, it’s 10x better when he’s actually home and gets to hold you. He’s also super cuddly, wanting you to hold him and play with his hair. 

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He’s constantly touching/looking at you. He can never keep his hands to himself and you love it. Whether it’s when you walk past him or if you’re just lying in bed, he can’t help but reach out and grab your ass or run his hands down your sides. Part of it’s because he loves your body, but there’s also the fact that he doesn’t always get the chance to just put his hands on you so he takes advantage when he can. Also because he doesn’t see you as much as he’d like, you often catch him just staring at you like he’s trying to memorize every part of you. At first, it made you a bit self-conscious but now you just take it for what it is.

Pet Names. Jay isn’t really one for overtly cute pet names but he calls you “baby”, “beautiful”, and “love” regularly. He’s not much of an affectionate person to anyone else around him but you so it’s especially cute when he’s tender and soft with you. 

Cute voicemails. When he’s not home and the time zones are so far apart, you always know that Jay will leave you a voicemail asking about your day and updating you on what’s going on with him. They always end the same with him telling you how much he misses you and can’t wait to be home.

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Sexy Jay. There’s not much to say other than you guys are always on the same page. Your sexual appetite is just as strong as his. You can always count on him to be in the mood and vice versa. Aside from the fact that he’s an amazing boyfriend in general, he’s also very considerate and respectful in bed making sure that you’re enjoying yourself just as much as he is. He likes being in control most of the time, but he knows when he does let you take charge it’s going to be just as good. You guys can’t get enough of each other, and that’s a testament to how compatible you two are. Both of you know that sex doesn’t make a relationship, but it’s a frequent and healthy part of yours.

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Goofy Jay. This probably your favorite part of him. As serious as he is when it comes to business, he always has time to play around. You both have a similar sense of humor, teasing each other about stupid stuff like his old SNL shit or making fun of the shit he says sometimes. His favorite part about you is how hard you laugh with him. There’s never any awkwardness between you two and he knows that he can crack you up with a derpy face or something.

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Lastly, Protective Jay Park. Jay isn’t possessive. He knows you’re his girl and he makes sure that everyone knows he doesn’t play around when it comes to you. Whether it’s with the press, fans, other artists, whatever it is he makes sure that you’re protected 101%. When he sees particularly nasty comments about you on Instagram or anywhere else he makes sure to nip it in the bud, shutting people down before they can get too bold. In the beginning, it was more of a problem. He’d always try to keep you hidden or was very blunt when it came to questions about you. Now that you guys have gotten used to being public, he’s relaxed a little even posting pictures of you when he feels like it. Even though the public embraces you and respects you position as Jay’s girl, he still makes it known that you are not to be messed with.

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anonymous asked:

hiii I love and appreciate your blog ❤️!! I was wondering if you can do a hc where both jimin and jungkook are popular but hang out w diff people but they have a thing for eachother they just haven't made it official and everyone just knows they're pining for eachother and ship them sm!! can you maybe do suuper nice and angelic jimin while jungkook is all sports and stuff <3 happy ending please 💞

thank youuu ofc i will do my best! i hope you don’t mind, but i’m gonna take some liberties with this and make it into a social media thing! where they both run popular youtube channels and they both like each other and all their fans and friends think they’re cute and ship them lmao. i may be inspired by jo’s social media/vlogger au ( @shyjimins thanks ily) PS - this might be really long, i’m having fun. update: it’s so fucking long i sorry.

+ “TAEHYUNG HOLY SHIT!!” jungkook called out. “dude i’m right here why are you yelling??” taehyung said. jungkook turned his laptop screen around showing taehyung what he was so excited about. 

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Starting the day off right- with some self love! I’m so proud of how much my body has been through and how it still moves every day. I have stopped focusing all of my energy on being “thin” and now am just working towards health, simple as that! No more starving, counting calories, or daily weight checks. Just healthy food, food workouts, and tons of water🌈

RFA + Minor Trio react to MC being addicted to taking selfies

I wrote this up before but Tumblr decided to glitch out and voila. No post. So I’m retyping this entire thing, so sad.One of my friends always say to me that I am addicted to taking selfies, I do not by the way, but I thought it would be fun to write this! ~Admin Leo

Requests are open!

Yoosung Kim:

-He doesn’t mind honestly

-But it bothers him a little that you take them during inconvenient times

-Like this one time you were being chased by a dog

-But you stopped running after a while and took out your phone and started posing as you snapped your phone at yourself

-Yoosung was honestly so confused for a moment

-But then he snapped out of it and screamed at you to run


-“Yoosung, these trees really make a nice background!” You casually pointed out

- Well yeah but that was the least of his concerns

-He runs up to you and drags you to safety despite your complaints

-You teasing call him Superman later on though, oh well at least you’re safe

-He makes up for it by taking a super cute selfie with you

- You may or may not have put it on your instagram

Zen/Hyun Ryu:

-He thought he was addicted

-Then he met you

-You would always find a way to take selfies -They never came out plain and that never ceased to amaze him

-Calls himself the king of selfies and you the queen

-Selfie couple

-Once the chatroom was full and everyone logged out as fast as lightening when Zen posted one

Jaehee Kang:

-She doesn’t mind either

-Don’t bother her when she’s trying to drink her coffee in peace

-You learnt that the hard way -Saves all the selfies you take

-There’s a selfie of the two of you as her wallpaper

-But this one day she sits you down and says you have a problem

-She says it with such a straight face that you start to laugh

-Promise you’ll work on it though

Jumin Han:

-Teach him the ways of photography!

-This poor man can’t take a photo for shit #Teach-Jumin-Photography-2k17

-But he adores your ones

-He loves all of the selfies you take

-His favourite is this one you took with Elizabeth

-His Queen and his Princess both in the same picture

-He’s probably got it framed it in his office


-He loves everything about you

-Including your endless selfies, it just means more of your beautiful photos

-He has definitely hacked your phone a couple of times to send himself some of your pictures

-Has also definitely photobombed a few -Definitely posted one of them once on the chatroom

-Immediately regretted it after Zen lost his shit -“Seven! You just ruined MC’s selfie! There was so much aesthetic there too!”

-You don’t mind all that much because you just take another one without him

-But it gets annoying after a while you admit

V/Jihyun Kim:

-There’s so much natural art in all of your selfies

-He loves them all

-Has definitely hung a few in your room

-You’re the photography couple

-Even though selfies technically don’t count as photography

-Loves the simple ones you take with him

-Definitely likes all of your selfies on instagram


-He doesn’t mind all that much

-Hates it when he’s in your selfies though

-Apart from the times he lets you

-This one time you took one of the two of you right as he began to blush

-It was super adorable and you posted it on instagram

-But seven kept making fun out of Saeran so you were forced to remove it

-You set the picture as your wallpaper for everything


-Doesn’t care either

-Just don’t badger him please

-Or do some stupid crap for a selfie like those people on YouTube (etc) do

-He has appeared in your selfies a couple of times

-This one time though he was in a bad mood when he came home

-You were on snapchat, about to take a selfie when Vanderwood snatches your phone and puts his head on your lap

-He grumbled something about giving more attention to your phone than to him

-He fell asleep in a few minutes though

-You took a picture of you and a sleeping Vanderwood

-He realised you posted it on instagram the next day because seven kept teasing him -Just blushed

-But then when no one was looking he saved the photo

-Set it as his wallpaper, unbeknownst it’s also your wallpaper too
We cannot count the number of celebs in this selfie Tom Hiddleston shared
Everyone we love is crammed onto one plane, and leave it to our bae, Tom Hiddleston, to take a pic that let's us share the view!

Tom Hiddleston flew to Vietnam last year to film Kong: Skull Island. The selfie he took on the plane, and posted Friday as a flashback, is epic in its own right.

That’s Brie Larson and Samuel L. Jackson in the middle. Corey Hawkins behind Brie. We also spy Thomas Mann, Shea Whigham, Jason Mitchell, Marc Evan Jackson, and director Jordan Vogt-Roberts. Are John Goodman and John C. Reilly hiding in the back, relegated to coach?

Whatever – as long as Hiddleston is right up front, where we like to see him

IMAX just released a Kong: Skull Island a featurette that features Tom Hiddleston, Brie Larson, and Samuel L Jackson, taking us behind the scenes of the movie.

Kong in the movie is 85 feet tall…the largest Kong yet! Though we’ve seen about a million King Kong movies already, this one sounds different.

In this latest reincarnation, we get Kong’s origin story.

“I went in and pitched a movie I would want to see and my friends would want to see,” the director, Jordan Vogt-Roberts, told The Guardian. “I honestly thought they were going to laugh me out of the room. Then they responded really well and we started building that story.”

Another thing that sets this film apart from nearly any other, is that Hiddleston is the lead. Front and center, which is right where we’ll be in the theater, on opening night


||March BPC: Just One Word|| 4. Yourself. So … guess who got to go to a book signing on March 4? That’s right, I did!! It was awesome and she was super great and I loved it and I only had to say one sad word to hear her thoughts about one of my favorites and it was hella good for closure purposes.