this could probably be better but it's good enough

“” - Bruce Wayne x Reader

Summary : The women of the League are teasing you about the love bites that litter your body….

I already kinda had the idea of doing a similar story on the women side…So here we go. Last time the guys of the League were mocking Bruce for the scratches on his back (you can read that here), now, it’s Batmom’s turn (though I feel it’s not as funny as the other, I tried something else you know, so that the stories wouldn’t be exactly the same, too similar and shit…erf, whatever, hope it’s kinda ok). Hope you’ll like it (insecuritiesoverloadbutitsok) 

WARNING FOR LANGAGE and slightly NSFW, just slightly. Also, My masterlist blog here :


It wasn’t really part of your initial plan to shower at the same time than them. Bruce told you about his friends trying to tease him about the nail marks you left on his body after a heated night, and you were afraid that your girl friends would do the same, a bit paranoid about it really…

But then you thought about the fact that usually, women tended to be a bit more mature about that (maybe?), that they would probably behave and ignore the hundreds (literally) love bites on your body. 

Besides, there was only Diana, Zatanna and Dinah, surely, they wouldn’t say anything, after all, they were used to Bruce being affectionate towards you when he thought no one was watching, small love bites wouldn’t shock them or anything. They were your three best friends, they knew how to not intrude too much in your life. They would definitely not talk about the marks your husband left on your body. 

And oh you were so wrong. 

You were in your underwear when you started to notice their smirks, and the way they whispered in each other’s ears while looking at you. No…could it be ?

You turn around, and when Diana’s eyes go wide at the sight of the love bites on your front while Zatanna and Dinah just start laughing stupidly, you know you actually were right to “fear” a reaction from them. You roll your eyes and give them your best “really ?” facial expression before saying :

-Are you guys snickering like idiots because of the love bites ? 

Zatanna answers your question :

-No, we’re snickering like idiots because Bruce…

And then it happens. The worst pun you ever heard in your life (and you were used to Dick and Tim’s nerdy jokes). All three of them yell : 


Stun. That’s what you are. Wow. Even worst that the poor attempt from your male friend in the league to embarrass Bruce. An awful pun. 

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anonymous asked:

nick robinson posted an apology on twitter. i know you discussed him a lot so i thought youd like to know

(heres what he posted)

ok so, nick is a complete fucking moron for not realizing the position of power he was in and that he was using it, even if totally inadvertently, to get attention and nudes from his fans. thats so incredibly fucked up and he really should have realized what the fuck he was doing and why it was bad. i looked at the screenshots though, and they dont scream “i know exactly what im doing and i am manipulating you with my position” as much as “i am an idiot manchild that is unaware of my reach and flirts with people like im a god damn 17 year old that doesnt know how human beings work or what they want but this works for me even though its actually fucked up i just dont realize it yet.”
im not in any way being an apologist for his actions, ESPECIALLY if its proven that he did in fact try to pull this shit on anyone thats underage (i havent seen proof of that specifically, which would obviously be totally inexcusable and would render anything im saying moot because holy shit fuck him if he did that so much). my personal opinion is that theres a difference between someone like him, who is an adult that clearly hasnt grown the fuck up and needs to, fucking ASAP, and someone fully aware that what they’re doing is harmful and that they’re hurting people but they just dont give a shit because they’re full on evil predators.
at the same time im trying really hard not to give him any leeway he doesnt deserve because hes in his mid-20s, hes a god damn adult. he should know better and its good that he got punished. literally if he was just god damn mature enough to realize what he was doing, which he fucking should have been, none of this would have happened. but i dont think hes evil just really really stupid and he probably shouldnt ever have the complete trust of any of his fans the same way he did before nor should he have the amount of fans he had before. even if this wasnt as bad as it could have been i dont want for a second for anyone to feel like what they’re doing is in any way ok if its similar to what nick was doing because it is just, not, ok.

naomidoesnothing  asked:

Could u tell us ur fave lgbt podcasts


-inkwyrm (i lov my fashion wlw)
-wtnv (i lov my alternate reality town mlm)
-the falcon banner (mlm, in space)
-oakpodcast (wlw main getting absolutely fucked over and its sad)
-death at a low price (whats a heterosexual)
-the orbiting human circus (mlm deserve better/to be podcast canon not just word of god)
-the bright sessions (supernatural mlm and one wlw)
-the penumbra podcast (not enough wlw but still good)
-alice isnt dead (wlw on a roadtrip from hell)
-audiodiary of a superhero (i cant wait for the wlw to come back)
-ghost radio project (canon trans kid whom i love)
-jratw (u all know i lov wlw and trans mlm doin cool stuff)

theres probably more but the chars havent been canonically confirmed/are too early in for sexuality to be discussed (whats the frequency, probably)

riledup95  asked:

I know it's a little late, but can we get some head cannons on what the batfamily got Jason for his birthday?

Im late in responding, sorry! But here we go~~

  • Dick: He probably buys Jason a few books, maybe some shine for Jason’s helmet
  • Tim: Probably just takes Jason out to the movies as a birthday present; could possibly buy him some bath bombs if he thinks Jason is in a good enough mood to accept them
  • Cassandra: She gets Jason candles; she tried to get him a wax warmer one time because she thought he might like that better but he just ended up making the wax cubes into candles
  • Stephanie: She gets him like….four different scarves every birthday (he keeps every one)
  • Barbara: There’s a little bakery down near his main safehouse, and she gets him a coupon or a little giftcard
  • Bruce: Probably buys him clothes, let’s be honest; or gives him like a $2000 cheque with a super nice and heartfelt card
  • Alfred: Jason keeps saying “you made the dinner, you don’t have to get me anything” but Alfred is a gentleman and gets Jason a new jacket or a new pillow for his bed (because seriously his pillows are always flat and he loves fluffy pillows)
  • Damian: Here’s the thing, Damian denies getting Jason anything but there’s a preset that says “From: Damian” on it but….it’s……not Damian’s handwriting???? And it’s not Bruce’s or Alfred’s or anyone else’s???? “I didnt get you that” Damian says and Jason frowns. “It says from you”. “No, I didn’t get you anything,” Damian insists. Jason’s scared to open it, but he does and it’s…..that new laptop he’s been wanting….. the very expensive one…… Damian still insists he didn’t get Jason anything
  • (this is the time when Bruce realizes Damian is really good at forging signatures and that he’s been forging Bruce’s signature on all those detention slips)

for @komadoriwonder , who was having a rough time when i first started this!! hope ur havin a great week now!! <3 

(Tim and Dick do yoga at 3 AM to wind down after a hard mission.)

Three in the morning wasn’t actually all that late—not by Bat standards, anyways.

But because there had been a tough mission earlier, Dick and Tim had returned to the cave at a little past midnight. Yet, despite being ordered to rest up—“Straight to bed, young masters, both of you—and no dawdling. You each possess a sleep debt that no doubt requires your utmost attention.”—Tim couldn’t find it in him to sleep.

But, he supposed a lungful of fear gas tended to do that.

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A lil Keith theory+ character analysis (kinda) ALSO LANCE IS KEITH’S STABILITY EXPLAINED

Ya girl is back with a theory that quite honestly breaks my heart. But it has nesttled itself into my head and oh boy, oh boy does this make me sad. 

BPD, or borderline personality disorder is a mental illness a lot of people don’t really understand. Its also pretty hard to diagnose for some reason and often confused with bipolar depression and autism. 

Lets take a look at the symptoms; 

  • Having an unstable or dysfunctional self-image or a distorted sense of self (how one feels about one’s self).

    Keith definitely has a problem with feeling worthless. We all know that Lance has problems with insecurity, but what goes over a lot of people’s heads is that Keith does too. He assumes people dont like him, the only thing he’s actually sort of proud off are his flying skills. He doesn’t want to lead Voltron cause he doesn’t think he’s any good as a leader, and while he’s not as good at it as Shiro, he defnitely has some leader qualities but he doesn’t see them himself. He came a long way in season 3 in a very short time but he didn’t see it. 

    And his self-sacrifice at through-out of season 4? It could just be the blade of marmora influencing him with their “the mission is more important than the individual” crap, but I don’t think it is. He goes back for other memembers and even tries to fight Kolivan to save the guy when he would maybe be able to throw the guy to safety but never run back himself. And the final eppisode? Keith cares more about anyone and anything than himself. He’s literally willing to die to save anyone else. 

  • Feelings of isolation, boredom and emptiness.

    We all know Keith suffers from not really feeling a connection with others. He’s literally been on a ship in space with six other people for God knows how long and they still describe him as the lone wolf, he still trains on his own all the time. And the common misconception is that he wants to be alone. He really, really, really doesn’t. I cannot stress enough how much this boy would love to join in on the fun all the time, to not be so far away from the rest of them, but he just can’t.  He’s too scarred he’ll be rejected or something along those lines so instead he just… Lone wolfs it. 
  • Difficulty feeling empathy for others. 

    I decided against highlighting this one because we haven’t really seen a lot of it. Although, there have been a few cases of this, like when Pidge tried to leave. In my personal opinion, I don’t think he can summon the empathy very well unless he’s going through or has been through the same thing. 

    When he and Allura went out to space because they both though Zarkon was tracking them he showed quite a bit of empathy towards her but that was also because they were in the same boat (no pun intended) he was sort of going through the same thing. So he understood. When Lance came to him with his issues of insecurrity he got it because he’s scarred of being kicked out too. Of not being a valueable member to the team. 

    But when Pidge wanted to go find her family he couldn’t relate. Cause he’s never really had a family to look for. We don’t know what happened with his dad, whether he died or just up and left like his mum did. But seeming it’s more logical, lets assume his dad did die, he doesn’t know his mother, so… He doesn’t understand Pidge wanting to look for her brother. 

    You may argue that he had Shiro to look for, but if you watch the first episode of season one its pretty clear he wasn’t looking for Shiro. He’s surprised to see him there and he was tracking Voltron before that. Finding Shiro was merely conicidental.

  • A history of unstable relationships that can change drastically from intense love and idealization to intense hate. 

    Again, I didn’t want to highlight this one because, well, we don’t know enough about his backstory to be able to judge if he’s had unstable relationships in the past. 

    However, you cant tell me he doesn’t have and intense idealization of Shiro that kinda turned into a sort of hate (but not really) when he was left in charge of Voltron. But that’s all I got on that one. He doesn’t really seem to hate people or idealise them (apart from Shiro) Some may argue that he hated Lance in season one, but honestly, I call bullshit on that. Annoyance, yes. Hate, no. 

    Annoyed neutrality. 

  • A persistent fear of abandonment and rejection, including extreme emotional reactions to real and even perceived abandonment

    I feel like I dont have to go into this…. So I wont… AT LEAST NOT THE OVERLY OBVIOUS STUFF. 

    Okay so, our boy has abandonment issues. We all knew that. But I honestly don’t think y’all are seeing just how far this stuff actually goes.  When he though Lance hated him (EXACTLY HOW CANNON THE HATE IS IS UP FOR DISSCUSSION, FIGHT ME ANNONS) he really didn’t want much to do with him. Even made a few jabs at him so that he could reject Lance first. 

    With the B.O.M however, we see him literally almost work himself to death during the trails in fear of being rejected to the group. The boy has major issues with self esteem, which is probably why he did so well at the garrison, cause he needs those results to feel okay about himself. He doesn’t think he’s good enough so he works towards being better, yes its pragmatic, but ultimately he’ll end up…. oh I don’t know… sacrificing himself. 

  • Intense, highly changeable moods that can last for several days or for just a few hours. 

    Again, I didn’t highlight this one because, well I don’t have too much to back it up other than that he seems very easy to upset. A little comment like that he’s the lone wolf, even though he’s trying to fit in can really get to him. And just… can people stop hurting my baby please? 

  • Strong feelings of anxiety, worry and depression

    Honestly, this is another one I don’t feel like I have to explain. It just, Keith is a guy that worries a lot, and he definitely has anxiety when it comes to interacting with others. From the way he talks about his mother to the way he looked at his blade when he was figuring out his Galra identity, and the look on his face when the others were pissed off at him in season 4, I think depression is definitely a concept he touches on. Maybe not fullblown, actual depression, but I think he has… issues with feeling like a depressed person feels sometimes. 

    But he’s never actually vocalized this, so this may be me projecting. Though he does show some general symptoms fo depression. 

  • Impulsive, risky, self-destructive and dangerous behaviors, including reckless driving, drug or alcohol abuse and having unsafe sex

    I just, r e c k l e s s  d r i v i n g 
    Yes, he’s a skilled pilot but you cannot tell me he doesn’t throw caution to the wind a lot. 
    Also remember that king he held hostage? 
    Also remember how he worked himself to death during the B.O.M trials?
    Also remember the self sacrifice? 
    Also remember the putting himself in danger to safe his teammates? 
    Also remember how he ran away with Allura in the middle of the night because he THOUGHT he MIGHT be getting tracked and left the team unable to form Voltron without telling anyone?

  • Hostility

    “What? Keith is a total hothead”- Lance, 2016. 
    No but, Keith has said himself that he can be this way.  Even Shiro has pointed it out to him. This one is kinda also just very self explanitory. 

  • Unstable career plans, goals and aspirations

    Well I mean, his plans do kinda seem to be all over the place. He got kicked out of the Garrison… and tracked alien life for a year??? 

    And other than finding Shiro in season 2-3 and joining the blade he never really has a long term plan. His only goal is defeating the Galra, it doesnt go deeper than that. He doesnt necessarily want to go home or settle down. He has no plan. He just kinda floats through life.

With BPD you have these things called modi. Modi are… in simple terms, fragments of your personality. There are five modi, the protector, the strict/punishing parent, the abandoned/abused child, the angry/impulsive child and the healthy grown up. Everybody sort of has these a little bit, but when you have BPD your healthy adult mode is a little… under developed/overwhelmed by the other modi. 

I personally also suffer from BPD and I honestly see a lot of these modi in Keith. The protector is the main one that seems to be present with him. (I also have this one, I call mine richard/dick for short). The protector’s main job is keeping people at arm’s lenght, its hard to get past this guy, esspecially if he’s the main dude running the show. Keith’s protector seems to work a lot with the impulsive child which is why he has such dificulty being a leader. 

I want to give an example here of how Keith’s modi seem to coexist; 

So lets take the scene where he just started leading Voltron and he chased Lotor into the gassplanet. So, he has an objective; get Lotor. His strict parrent modi will lock onto this WITH A FUCKING DEATH GRIP. It doesn’t matter what he has to do, he needs to get his objective. The impulsive child then takes over with the the stirct parent fueling him by telling him he needs to do this, when the team tells him to stop the protector shrugs them off. 

Later, once he failed, and lost everyone, the child and the protector regress, leaving the abandoned child and the strict parrent to yell at it and make the child feel like shit about itself. This is when Keith is vulnerable. That’s why Lance could approach him, and he knows it. And while acknowledging that Keith fucked up, he appeals to the healthy adult in his system to try and get him to move on. 

THAT is why Lance is so good for him and why he stablizes Keith mentally. He is able to tell him that he made a mistake while still accesing the healthy grown-up. Shiro, on the other hand, doesn’t do that. He is constantly trying to shape Keith to be better and sometimes, yes he gets through to Keith’s healthy adult and stuff (patience yeilds focus), but mostly he appeals to the strict parent telling him to be better. 

It doesn’t surprise me that that’s why he saw Shiro during the Galra trials. He really, really, really wants his approval. He might even see Shiro as the strict modi if he were to personify it. 

I hope you’re as sad about this as I am, because it’s two a.m and this suddenly hit me like 20 minutes ago and I’ve been keeping my emotions in check ever since.

being intimate with credence would include’s // credence barebone

Originally posted by fireworkofdec

request: Why did you make me fall in love with credence again I was just starting to get over him a lil :’( just kidding I’ll never get over him lmao but seriously, can you please do some more headcanons for him, like first time being intimate if that’s okay? (by anon)


- it had taken nearly half a year for you to have been able to convince credence that it was okaY to even kiss you on the cheek


- but seriously

- he would have to ask you 13 times if it was okay to kiss you


- but if you really got credence in the mood tho ;-))

- you would have to coax him through nearly the whole process - which was quite a lengthy one ;-))))))))))


- the way credence would look at you throughout the whole thinG THO



- it would make you feel slightly insecure at first, but credence would be so loving and gentle that you really didn’t care as long as you were with him


- credence would be trying so hard to be calm and controlled but he really can’t resist

- ‘are you okay?’ ‘i’m not hurting you, right?’ LIKE EVERY 15 SECONDS

- but it’s actually really sweet

*welp five more years till im allowed to even consider dating* (KIERA AGREES LIKE TUMBLR IS GOING “we’re forever single” but what if you’re like underage and still have a curfew)

-  credence would be incredibly nervous after the whole thing

- he would probably wondering if he was good enough, or that you could do better than him

- and you would just smother him in little kisses and assure him that he’s perfect

- because let’s ALL admit it, credence is too precious for any of us, am i rIGHT MACUSA


- roxanna


kaz is depressed but he’s doing his best to Deal With It and/or Get Better, like, ‘i could lie in bed all day but it could be kind of fun to go out with my friends so i might as well see if it is.’ and ‘i guess me feeling bad isn’t a good enough reason to let these people get terrorized by demons so i should probably go to work…’

he doesn’t really do things for himself, but he’ll do stuff if there’s an external factor. lexy and gottlieb know that and ask him to do stuff all the time even if it’s just like *kaz voice* ‘i’m sad’ ‘we know kaz, we know’

Forget The Cat Café, There’s A Purr-Filled Pub You Need To Know About

Meet Boris, one of the many cats at the now-famous British pub. [Photo: Instagram/Louise King]

The now-famous Lady Dinah’s Cat Emporium in London may’ve let you enjoy a cuppa while stroking a cat but a watering hole in Bristol has done one better.

The Bag O’Nails in Bristol lets you hang out with cats, glass of vino in hand. Alcohol + cute moggies: What could be better?

Better watch your pint; these kitties were born and raised in this pub and are probably partial to a little draft beer. [Photo: Twitter]

As good a place to take a nap as any. [Photo: Twitter]

We’re not sure we could handle this cuteness after a couple of bevs. [Photo: Twitter]

Home to an army of feline friends, the pub on St George’s Road has enough cuteness to go round for all its punters.

“We have 15 cats in the pub — we once had 24 but that was too much,” landlord Luke Daniels told the Bristol Post. “The reaction is mostly positive. Occasionally you might have some people walking in and leaving and some might be allergic to cats but people love it.

“It’s a proper old fashioned pub. Coming here is all about beer and talking.” And playing with kitties, apparently.

Wine + a couple of cats sounds like our dream watering hole. [Photo: Instagram/Joe Mallory-Skinner]

Nawwwwwww. [Photo: Instagram/Stephanie Marques]

We’ll have to stop now, we’re sending ourselves into cuteness overdrive. [Photo: Instagram/Jamie Lowe]

All of the cats were born in the pub – one even arrived in a crisp box one quiz night.

And judging by Instagram, they’re all pretty content in their unconventional home and the punters seem thrilled to bits by their fluffy drinking companions.

Best of all, you don’t need to book a time slot to come and enjoy a drink and a cuddle with one of the Bag'ONails’ moggies. Just turn up and prepare to fall in love.

OFF Characters as Drivers

The Batter
-A huge stickler to rules
-You can rely on him to never get a single ticket when driving
-Only exception? If he sees a ghost, then its PURIFICATION TIME
-be prepared for super fast driving then
-his car has that new car smell
-surprsingly he doesn’t care that much for his car. its just a cheap honda. 

The Judge and Valerie
-they can only drive if you give them a booster seat
-not that good because they can’t keep their paws on the steering wheel for long
-are required to share control of the steering wheel because one cat is not enough to turn the wheel

-normally will follow most traffic rules, except…
-he’s the kind of person that will get caught road raging
-Still willing to pick you up, but he will be complaining about it the entire time
-its not that he doesn’t want to though
-probably because he saw some idiot driver and can’t believe they’re still alive

-good driver, could be better, but aside from the occasional speeding or slowing, he’s ok
-if he could stop using his fire powers to make the car go faster that would be great
-everytime people (namely dedan and enoch) are being too loud in the back japhet threatens to use his fire powers.
-needless to say this gets people to quiet down
-when in his tiny bird form he can’t even drive in the first place

-drives a wee too slow
-Gets distracted if he’s talking to the other passengers when driving
-also is frequently caught eating while driving
-also he drives a very big van. What do you expect? The car has to fit him in the first place, plus his workers if he takes them out

Vader Eloha
-super chill when driving
-you will never have to worry about going into a car accident
-her noodle arms help her multitask to take care of passengers
-hugo sits in the back with this weird collection of stuffed animals taking up the backseats. he always has the window seat to look outside and likes to read while going on trips. how he does not get motion sick is a mystery

-bends the rules a little. just a little
-its not noticable unless if you’re a traffic lawyer who memorizes every single traffic law aka the batter
-the batter yells at zacharie when he drives
-zacharie could honestly care less
-all that matters is delivering the goods on time and in one piece
-his trunk is really big because he removed the passenger seats to fit more stuff. his car has only two seats due to this

-her driving style is straight out a fast and furious movie
-if you want to engage with a car chase with the police she’s the woman to go to
-usually the first person to volunteer to go pick up someone
-her car smells funny though, and its pretty messy

-are ok, just don’t interact with them, like , at all when they’re driving
-are very nervous when driving
-but since its part of the job they put up with it
-just please, PLEASE try not to nitpick their driving skills or else they will get even more nervous and become burnt


As I walked into my office and glanced at my clock, I realized that my client would be here in no time.

I quickly finished up my yogurt and sat down at my desk.
A few minutes later my client “Sugar” walks in.

We hugged, sat and got right into it.

Sugar: So ever since my dad left me and my mom, I can’t seem to stop using men and just having sex with them.

Ashlee: Do you believe that if he stayed around, you would treat men differently? How do you think your behavior would be if he came back into your life now, at 25?

Sugar: I don’t believe I would’ve went to jail for… ya know, selling myself. He could’ve showed me the game men run and how not all men come into my life just to leave. And if he was to come back, i’d want nothing to do with him. I mean its kinda’ too late now.

Ashlee: Okay okay ….Do you think you’d ever forgive him?

Sugar: I mean I could try, but it’d probably never be good enough for his ass. Hes a asshole, and i’m surprised my mom even went for him.

Ashlee: What if your father is willing to make changes and better you two’s relationship?

Sugar is a client who truly wanted changes to happen I believe, she just wanted her father to be there.

She always got her laughs in, she never could take it seriously when I asked her about meeting with her father.

She kept talking as I took down notes.

After the session, as always, we talked, not on a professional level but more as a personal level.

She’d always tell me about how her shopping ventures, and her travels.


I lowkey forgot about this series, OOPS oh and I’m working on a mark scenario that’ll be up later so look out for that ;) I've also written up a few prompts for new scenarios whoop whoop. Also thank you so much to the people who are supporting me and enjoy my writing, it honestly means so much to me :”) AND! HAPPY TEN DAY!! hes 22 but he acts 5 and i love him sm :”)

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That boy came from an abusive household with really strickt norms. Do you really think Sirius was born a badass? Come on! The boy was 11 when he got his letter. He was only a child, whose parents couldn’t seem to give him love unless he did something to please them. You think that boy ever got a hug from an adult until James’ mother hugged him like he was her own kid? You think he was ever told he did something good? He probably only ever heard what he could have done better, and as a girl, who hears that almost everyday, I can tell you that it feels like you’re not good enough for praise. And instead of just giving up, a child wants to please its parents. So OF COURSE Sirius didn’t give up and instead tried harder and harder to be good enough for his parents. So when his letter for Hogwarts arrived, he was most defientally exited to get into Slytherin into the house of his cousins. It was the house his parents regarded as worthy. And he wanted to be worthy as well. He was excited to go onto the train and get sorted into the green snake house so he could write a letter to his parents and can hear that they’re proud of him for once, because he got into the only good house. 

His parents controlled his mind. He grew up thinking that pure bloods were the supirior race. He grew up seeing his father perform dark magic everyday. He grew up thinking that you need to accomplish something in order to be loved. The boy was 11. an age were I was reading books and played with Playmobil and went outside to play horse with my friends or stuff like that. When I was 11, I loved magical creatures like unicorns and I was looking up at my mother and I tried to be like her all the time. But Sirius.. Sirius probably didn’t have friends besides his family. Sirius didn’t go outside to play. because playing around was not the kind of behavior the Black Heir should have. No. He was forced to look up to abusive parents and fight for every small bit of attention and dare I say love.

So here you are trying to tell me that the 11 year old Sirius Black was NOT scared of his parents reaction? You’re trying to tell me he was proud to be sorted into the house his parents hated the most, because it was full of the people he was taught to hate? Bloodtraitors.

I’m sorry, but no.

I’m convinced he was sad and scared. He was a disappointment to his parents. Again. He couldn’t even get sorted into the right house! Sirius wasn’t the bad motherfucker he get to know in the books and movies. Sirius Black was a child, in an abusive home, scared to face his parents, because he let them down again, by simply being sorted into the Gryffindor house.

And I’m sure he had troubles liking it. He had troubles letting go of what he had been taught throughout his life. He had troubles befriending Remus and Peter. He had troubles liking James. But James never gave up.. So James and him started to get closer friends.

But honestly, don’t make him be the bad boy. He was just a kid. Don’t forget that.

He Remembered And I Didn’t? *Loki x Reader*

Originally posted by imaginesforlifetime

(Requested by georghiousophia) Hey I love your writing !!!!! It’s so good. And I was wondering if you could do a avengers/ Loki one shot for me as its the readers birthday and she didn’t want to tell the others because she thought they had better things to do but Loki remembers and although he knows all the avengers dislike him he comes to Midgard and then there is loads of fluff happens ??? Sorry if this sucks its my 16 birthday and I just wanted a birthday imagine 😂😂😂 xx
Warnings: Probably swearing- kinda swear a lot, Loki fluff and Birthday banter
Admin Notes: HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYY -whenever it is/was. Hopefully this up around the weekend time, and its not too late, hopefully this is good enough for you also. Also this is my first time at writing a Loki, so if its bad… I am deeply sorry, hopefully I do everyone’s favourite Avengers villain justice. Decided to make it a whole AvengersxReader thing also, but mainly Loki fluff will happen!

“You guys all busy today?” You asked casually, all the Avengers- minus Thor looked up from their; newspapers, breakfasts and conversations to look at you, a small smile on your face as you looked at each of them. Today could be considered important to the average person; to you it was just a normal day that indicated you were one year older, well that’s how you used to feel about it… now you actually have a bunch of really great friends, best friends actually, so maybe celebrating becoming older could actually be fun.
“Sorry (Y/N) but most of us are pretty busy today” Steve announced folding his paper in half “A lot of paper work and training to be done” he gave a sad smile, you nodded with a shrug, you had guessed a lot of the people here would be busy.
“Why?” Pietro asked, you shook your head not wanting any of them to feel bad for being busy today, after all you never made a big deal about today before and you’ve said previously that you don’t care for Birthdays all that much.
Just wanted to chill, that’s all, its fine” you smile through the disappointment “I have this new TV show I wanna watch anyway’s, we can all chill some other time” you walk out of the kitchen still smiling at them all.

“I feel like there was more to that than she was letting on” Clint spoke up and Pietro nodded in agreement, Natasha just shrugged alongside Bruce, leaving the Maximoff’s, Steve and Clint all deeply concerned for you but they eventually dropped the topic. 
You sat down in one of the many rooms that held a TV, clicking on Netflix you scrolled through the selection, you didn’t expect anyone to remember your birthday; you hardly ever mention the date but it would have been nice to have someone hug you, to wish you a happy birthday, to spend a few hours with you. 

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anonymous asked:

Could you do a blurb with Harry where you're at some prestigious event like idk the Grammys or oscars and Harry's really turned on by what you're wearing?? 😍😍

“Stop that,” Harry mumbles from his seat beside you.  You’re both directly in front of the stage, waiting for the awards show to start.

“Stop what?” You ask innocently.  Although you know exactly what you’re doing.

You’re wearing the sexiest red dress you could’ve managed to pick out, and you keep crossing and uncrossing your legs, resting your hands higher and higher up your leg, “accidentally” causing your skirt to rise up higher on your thighs.

“You know exactly what you’re doing, little girl,” he mumbles back, nodding politely at a camera filming live for some Pre-Show event.  “Don’t make me spank you.”

Oh.  So its going to be one of those nights.

Two can play at that game.

You place your hand on his thigh, dangerously high up.  “But daddy,” you purr into his ear.  “Maybe I want you to spank me.”

He swallows, trying his best to appear unfazed.  But dam, you’ve got him completely wrapped around your finger.  “Y/n,” he says, in his take-no-shit voice.

“Yes daddy?” You say, laying your head innocently on his shoulder. 

“Stop,” he says.  His voice is deep and raspy, and you can see him getting harder through his dress pants.  His incredibly expensive, sexy dress pants.  Damn.

“I’m being a good girl,” you purr.  “But I do wish you could touch me.  I need you.  Daddy.”

Harry places his hand on your thigh and squeezes.  “Enough,” he says, loudly enough that the couple seated next to you can probably hear you.  He turns in his seat to face you and lowers his voice.  “You wore that dress on purpose didn’t you?”

You smirk.  Of course he’s right. “Maybe.  Do you like it?”

He smirks.  “You dirty little girl.  M’gonna like it a lot better when its on the floor of our hotel room.  Y’think y’so cute, don’t you?  Filthy little princess. F’only you knew what’s in store for you when we get back to the hotel.  Teasing daddy like that. You know bad girls get punished.”

You shiver, trying desperately to remain unfazed.  You gulp, turning to him with an innocent smile.  “Can’t wait.”


against my better judgment I bought Call of Duty: Black Ops 3. I had heard that for the first time I could go through the entirety of the Campaign as a woman and well apparently that’s good enough for me to buy a game.

But the point is that the game does not change the character interactions or relationships regardless of your gender. Some people view this as lazy writing and that’s probably true but it has resulted in something I view as a plus.

There is a romance in this game. Its pretty contrived and you’ve seen it a hundred times before, BUT because the character interactions/relationships are the same regardless of gender; PLAYING AS A WOMAN MAKES THE STORY ABOUT LESBIANS.

CoD: Black Ops 3 managed, through straight up laziness, to give create a B-movie, action-flick ABOUT LESBIANS.

A game I expected NOTHING from has made me happier than Rise of the Tomb Raider, which I had high hopes for.

What upside-down world is this?


My Little Monster {Sentence Starters}
  • "Every time I deal with another person, I’m reminded how little control I have over my life."
  • "You said you don't love me, but you act like you do!"
  • "But at the same time, I'm really self-conscious and a coward."
  • "Does it really matter that people don't like you?"
  • "If you want to be accepted, you must accept yourself first."
  • "I'm always just waiting. Waiting for someone to reach out to me."
  • "Humans will wither away if they're always alone."
  • "It would be cruelest to keep your hopes up when I already know the answer."
  • "Why does it have to be all or nothing?"
  • "There's nothing more repulsive than being touched by a guy you don't like."
  • "The best kind of love helps you grow up."
  • "If you don't hold any regret in your choice, that means you must've made the right decision."
  • "You could look at it as a chance for you to change."
  • "If you leave, I'll probably be sad."
  • "Once you've recognized your mistakes, it's easy enough to correct them."
  • "Love is good. It changes people, for better or for worse."
  • "Every problem has an answer. How hard can it be?"
  • "I never had anything this good before."
  • "Don't overdo it. Just work on achieving what you can."
  • "I'm no expert, but I think people mope when their expectations are too high."
  • "It's a waste of time to bother with anything uncertain."
  • "Real friends wouldn't use you for your money!"
  • "Who cares about school?! The real me lives on the Internet!"
The Front Bottoms Lyric Starters
  • 1: "I'm probably going to leave real soon, just wanted to let you know before I say Au Revoir"
  • 2: "I got so stoned, I fell asleep in the front seat."
  • 3: "It's a shame the bad habits are the hardest ones to break"
  • 4: "I want to contribute to the chaos, I don't want to watch and then complain"
  • 5: "You are the reason I'm smiling when there's nothing to smile about"
  • 6: "I wanna be stronger than your dad was for your mom"
  • 7: "You were too good, I should have known you were a prize my hands could never hold"
  • 8: "Honey, y'gotta learn that love is simple just like mud. If you play the dirt, then I'll play the water. All we gotta do is touch"
  • 9: "You are still the only thing and everything I need in my life"
  • 10: "I try to write you poems, but the words they don't make sense"
  • 11: "There is very little left of me and it's never coming back"
  • 12: "Would you kick me in the face please? It'll make whatever I say sound like poetry."
  • 13: "We keep saying we're unhappy and they keep saying that we're fine"
  • 14: "I know what he's saying couldn't have been that funny but you seem to be laughing quite loud"
  • 15: "Dear policeman, you can call me god"
  • 16: "I shouldn't feel like I have to protect you"
  • 17: "I don't think that anybody else could feel this way"
  • 18: "There is a map in my room on the wall of my room and I’ve got big big plans."
  • 19: "What about your friends don’t you love them enough to stay?"
  • 20: "If you need a little sunshine, you can borrow some of mine"
  • 21: "there are not so many options, there's not so many ways that this could possibly end."
  • 22: "And all of a sudden I am scared, all of a sudden I can't breathe."
  • 23: "I shaved my head last night to start anew, in a chapter I call without you"
  • 24: " I refuse to take another breath 'till you change who you have become"
  • 25: "Does anyone else think these girls are a little too young to be here?"
  • 26: "It makes me sad in my head to think how happy we could have been."
  • 27: "Maybe college won't work out, I can come live at your house"
  • 28: "You are water twelve feet deep and I am boots made of concrete"
  • 29: "I have this dream that I am hitting my dad with a baseball bat and he is screaming and crying for help and maybe halfway through it has more to do with me killing him than it ever did protecting myself "
  • 30: "My friends are happy, I am happy, I have learned to adapt "
  • 31: "I am a creature of a culture that I create"
  • 32: "I've been around long enough now to know that the good things never last"
  • 33: "you gotta promise not to break no matter how far you are bent"
  • 34: "If you're uncomfortable, I could take my clothes off too."
  • 35: "I would sleep better on your floor than I would ever in my bed"
  • 36: "At my funeral, don't lie, tell them I did not want to die."
  • 37: "The end of the world makes me nervous"
  • 38: "It's just hard to explain, I like to be by myself"
  • 39: "You're not even sleeping, you're probably even listening to me"
  • 40: "If you still believe in the Lord above, get on your hands and knees and pray for us"
  • 41: "thank you for understanding my side of the story the best that you could"
  • 42: "It’s reached the point in the night where I need to decide whether I’m gonna fall asleep or watch the sunrise"
  • 43: "I don't regret it, how could it? You were the best I ever had"
  • 44: "We will steal whatever we want for fun"
  • 45: "I wish I could pretend to be all of the things you think you see in me"
  • 46: "I want we had, just want to feel it with someone else"
  • 47: "I personally think it's too cold to have the window open"
  • 48: "what we have is nowhere near as good as what we should have by now"
  • 49: "the only thing keeping me from walking away is every muscle in each one of my goddamn legs"
  • 50: "It's okay to give up, 'cause nobody here could care less"
  • 51: "There's nothing in California that you could not learn to hate here"
  • 52: "the sun was made for people who were never gonna touch it "
  • 53: "Will you come over tonight? I need some inspiration for my story."
  • 54: "I would say anything if it would make you happy."
  • 55: "I love your eyes the way they look when your uncomfortable."
  • 56: "I bought fireworks a big bag in Pennsylvania"
  • 57: "They'll probably arrest me, it'll probably ruin my whole summer"