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“Bruce...sucks” - Bruce Wayne x Reader

Summary : The women of the League are teasing you about the love bites that litter your body….

I already kinda had the idea of doing a similar story on the women side…So here we go. Last time the guys of the League were mocking Bruce for the scratches on his back (you can read that here), now, it’s Batmom’s turn (though I feel it’s not as funny as the other, I tried something else you know, so that the stories wouldn’t be exactly the same, too similar and shit…erf, whatever, hope it’s kinda ok). Hope you’ll like it (insecuritiesoverloadbutitsok) 

WARNING FOR LANGAGE and slightly NSFW, just slightly. Also, my masterlist : http://ellana-ravenwood.tumblr.com/masterlist

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It wasn’t really part of your initial plan to shower at the same time than them. Bruce told you about his friends trying to tease him about the nail marks you left on his body after a heated night, and you were afraid that your girl friends would do the same, a bit paranoid about it really…

But then you thought about the fact that usually, women tended to be a bit more mature about that (maybe?), that they would probably behave and ignore the hundreds (literally) love bites on your body. 

Besides, there was only Diana, Zatanna and Dinah, surely, they wouldn’t say anything, after all, they were used to Bruce being affectionate towards you when he thought no one was watching, small love bites wouldn’t shock them or anything. They were your three best friends, they knew how to not intrude too much in your life. They would definitely not talk about the marks your husband left on your body. 

And oh you were so wrong. 

You were in your underwear when you started to notice their smirks, and the way they whispered in each other’s ears while looking at you. No…could it be ?

You turn around, and when Diana’s eyes go wide at the sight of the love bites on your front while Zatanna and Dinah just start laughing stupidly, you know you actually were right to “fear” a reaction from them. You roll your eyes and give them your best “really ?” facial expression before saying :

-Are you guys snickering like idiots because of the love bites ? 

Zatanna answers your question :

-No, we’re snickering like idiots because Bruce…

And then it happens. The worst pun you ever heard in your life (and you were used to Dick and Tim’s nerdy jokes). All three of them yell : 

-SUCKS !

Stun. That’s what you are. Wow. Even worst that the poor attempt from your male friend in the league to embarrass Bruce. An awful pun. 

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being intimate with credence would include’s // credence barebone

Originally posted by fireworkofdec

request: Why did you make me fall in love with credence again I was just starting to get over him a lil :’( just kidding I’ll never get over him lmao but seriously, can you please do some more headcanons for him, like first time being intimate if that’s okay? (by anon)

a/n: looK AT HIM IN THIS GIF FUCK HE’S SO CUTE UGH FUCK ME

- it had taken nearly half a year for you to have been able to convince credence that it was okaY to even kiss you on the cheek

- being intimatE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAH

- but seriously

- he would have to ask you 13 times if it was okay to kiss you

- hE FUCKIN CUTE HELP

- but if you really got credence in the mood tho ;-))

- you would have to coax him through nearly the whole process - which was quite a lengthy one ;-))))))))))

OK I NEED TO STOP WTF

- the way credence would look at you throughout the whole thinG THO

- DARK AND SULTRY

SOMEONE HELP

- it would make you feel slightly insecure at first, but credence would be so loving and gentle that you really didn’t care as long as you were with him

HOW DO I GET FROM CORRUPTED AF TO SO VANILLA BIRBGIW

- credence would be trying so hard to be calm and controlled but he really can’t resist

- ‘are you okay?’ ‘i’m not hurting you, right?’ LIKE EVERY 15 SECONDS

- but it’s actually really sweet

*welp five more years till im allowed to even consider dating* (KIERA AGREES LIKE TUMBLR IS GOING “we’re forever single” but what if you’re like underage and still have a curfew)

-  credence would be incredibly nervous after the whole thing

- he would probably wondering if he was good enough, or that you could do better than him

- and you would just smother him in little kisses and assure him that he’s perfect

- because let’s ALL admit it, credence is too precious for any of us, am i rIGHT MACUSA

a/n: ITS FINE I HAVE MY BOLSTER TO CUDDLE WITH I DONT NEED NO MAN ITS FINE :’-) 

- roxanna

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I lowkey forgot about this series, OOPS oh and I’m working on a mark scenario that’ll be up later so look out for that ;) I've also written up a few prompts for new scenarios whoop whoop. Also thank you so much to the people who are supporting me and enjoy my writing, it honestly means so much to me :”) AND! HAPPY TEN DAY!! hes 22 but he acts 5 and i love him sm :”)

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He Remembered And I Didn’t? *Loki x Reader*

Originally posted by imaginesforlifetime

(Requested by georghiousophia) Hey I love your writing !!!!! It’s so good. And I was wondering if you could do a avengers/ Loki one shot for me as its the readers birthday and she didn’t want to tell the others because she thought they had better things to do but Loki remembers and although he knows all the avengers dislike him he comes to Midgard and then there is loads of fluff happens ??? Sorry if this sucks its my 16 birthday and I just wanted a birthday imagine 😂😂😂 xx
Warnings: Probably swearing- kinda swear a lot, Loki fluff and Birthday banter
Admin Notes: HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYY -whenever it is/was. Hopefully this up around the weekend time, and its not too late, hopefully this is good enough for you also. Also this is my first time at writing a Loki, so if its bad… I am deeply sorry, hopefully I do everyone’s favourite Avengers villain justice. Decided to make it a whole AvengersxReader thing also, but mainly Loki fluff will happen!


“You guys all busy today?” You asked casually, all the Avengers- minus Thor looked up from their; newspapers, breakfasts and conversations to look at you, a small smile on your face as you looked at each of them. Today could be considered important to the average person; to you it was just a normal day that indicated you were one year older, well that’s how you used to feel about it… now you actually have a bunch of really great friends, best friends actually, so maybe celebrating becoming older could actually be fun.
“Sorry (Y/N) but most of us are pretty busy today” Steve announced folding his paper in half “A lot of paper work and training to be done” he gave a sad smile, you nodded with a shrug, you had guessed a lot of the people here would be busy.
“Why?” Pietro asked, you shook your head not wanting any of them to feel bad for being busy today, after all you never made a big deal about today before and you’ve said previously that you don’t care for Birthdays all that much.
Just wanted to chill, that’s all, its fine” you smile through the disappointment “I have this new TV show I wanna watch anyway’s, we can all chill some other time” you walk out of the kitchen still smiling at them all.

“I feel like there was more to that than she was letting on” Clint spoke up and Pietro nodded in agreement, Natasha just shrugged alongside Bruce, leaving the Maximoff’s, Steve and Clint all deeply concerned for you but they eventually dropped the topic. 
You sat down in one of the many rooms that held a TV, clicking on Netflix you scrolled through the selection, you didn’t expect anyone to remember your birthday; you hardly ever mention the date but it would have been nice to have someone hug you, to wish you a happy birthday, to spend a few hours with you. 

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So...

against my better judgment I bought Call of Duty: Black Ops 3. I had heard that for the first time I could go through the entirety of the Campaign as a woman and well apparently that’s good enough for me to buy a game.

But the point is that the game does not change the character interactions or relationships regardless of your gender. Some people view this as lazy writing and that’s probably true but it has resulted in something I view as a plus.

There is a romance in this game. Its pretty contrived and you’ve seen it a hundred times before, BUT because the character interactions/relationships are the same regardless of gender; PLAYING AS A WOMAN MAKES THE STORY ABOUT LESBIANS.

CoD: Black Ops 3 managed, through straight up laziness, to give create a B-movie, action-flick ABOUT LESBIANS.

A game I expected NOTHING from has made me happier than Rise of the Tomb Raider, which I had high hopes for.

What upside-down world is this?

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

anonymous asked:

Could you do a blurb with Harry where you're at some prestigious event like idk the Grammys or oscars and Harry's really turned on by what you're wearing?? 😍😍

“Stop that,” Harry mumbles from his seat beside you.  You’re both directly in front of the stage, waiting for the awards show to start.

“Stop what?” You ask innocently.  Although you know exactly what you’re doing.

You’re wearing the sexiest red dress you could’ve managed to pick out, and you keep crossing and uncrossing your legs, resting your hands higher and higher up your leg, “accidentally” causing your skirt to rise up higher on your thighs.

“You know exactly what you’re doing, little girl,” he mumbles back, nodding politely at a camera filming live for some Pre-Show event.  “Don’t make me spank you.”

Oh.  So its going to be one of those nights.

Two can play at that game.

You place your hand on his thigh, dangerously high up.  “But daddy,” you purr into his ear.  “Maybe I want you to spank me.”

He swallows, trying his best to appear unfazed.  But dam, you’ve got him completely wrapped around your finger.  “Y/n,” he says, in his take-no-shit voice.

“Yes daddy?” You say, laying your head innocently on his shoulder. 

“Stop,” he says.  His voice is deep and raspy, and you can see him getting harder through his dress pants.  His incredibly expensive, sexy dress pants.  Damn.

“I’m being a good girl,” you purr.  “But I do wish you could touch me.  I need you.  Daddy.”

Harry places his hand on your thigh and squeezes.  “Enough,” he says, loudly enough that the couple seated next to you can probably hear you.  He turns in his seat to face you and lowers his voice.  “You wore that dress on purpose didn’t you?”

You smirk.  Of course he’s right. “Maybe.  Do you like it?”

He smirks.  “You dirty little girl.  M’gonna like it a lot better when its on the floor of our hotel room.  Y’think y’so cute, don’t you?  Filthy little princess. F’only you knew what’s in store for you when we get back to the hotel.  Teasing daddy like that. You know bad girls get punished.”

You shiver, trying desperately to remain unfazed.  You gulp, turning to him with an innocent smile.  “Can’t wait.”

My Little Monster {Sentence Starters}
  • "Every time I deal with another person, I’m reminded how little control I have over my life."
  • "You said you don't love me, but you act like you do!"
  • "But at the same time, I'm really self-conscious and a coward."
  • "Does it really matter that people don't like you?"
  • "If you want to be accepted, you must accept yourself first."
  • "I'm always just waiting. Waiting for someone to reach out to me."
  • "Humans will wither away if they're always alone."
  • "It would be cruelest to keep your hopes up when I already know the answer."
  • "Why does it have to be all or nothing?"
  • "There's nothing more repulsive than being touched by a guy you don't like."
  • "The best kind of love helps you grow up."
  • "If you don't hold any regret in your choice, that means you must've made the right decision."
  • "You could look at it as a chance for you to change."
  • "If you leave, I'll probably be sad."
  • "Once you've recognized your mistakes, it's easy enough to correct them."
  • "Love is good. It changes people, for better or for worse."
  • "Every problem has an answer. How hard can it be?"
  • "I never had anything this good before."
  • "Don't overdo it. Just work on achieving what you can."
  • "I'm no expert, but I think people mope when their expectations are too high."
  • "It's a waste of time to bother with anything uncertain."
  • "Real friends wouldn't use you for your money!"
  • "Who cares about school?! The real me lives on the Internet!"

lefuckinsoleil  asked:

No, seriously, we've been discussing for a week almost that there's gonna be a Makkachin disaster, and we almost all agreed that that would be too obvious, lame and one dead dog is enough, and now this... come on YOI, you can do better than this... and I won't be bribed with Viktor kissing Yuuri's skates, come on. Not even with JJ's tramp stamp (although it's hilarious)...

I’m glad I haven’t watched the episode right away, so I could calm down and have clear thoughts about this (this will probably be the only good thing about slow wifi).

I wouldn’t say a Makkachin disaster would be “lame”, it offers many possibilities for character development, both for Victor and Yuuri. 

Firstly, for Victor, who’s led the “perfect” life up till now (as far as we know) is going to face the fear and anxiety of probably losing Makkachin, a dog he’s been with since he was young. With this happening, We’ll (and I really hope so) discover another side of Victor, who always looks so happy, positive and confident. Surely, he’s hiding something behind that pretty smile. And I like to think that he’ll find out people (Yuuri, his family & friends) will genuinely be there for him no matter what happens, and that he isn’t viewed as only “Russia’s hero” or “the best figure skater”. 

Secondly, for Yuuri, as we all thought, having gone through this before, he insisted on Victor going back to Japan to be there for his dog, like he couldn’t. Katsuki Yuuri, who said in ep7 to always stay by his side, who’s still working on growing self-confidence, is asking Victor, his only close support in Russia, to leave to go see his dog. He might feel lonely, but this is an opportunity to grow even stronger and more confident. Being under Yakov’s supervision will also show Yuuri how Vic used to practice, and how different they both are in coaching. He’ll surely discover new things

But as you said, having history repeat itself … I’m not really sure about this. Makkachin’s old though. If he dies, as I said, Vic will go through a very tough phase and probably would rather quit, idk. And that’s when it’s Yuuri’s turn to reach out for him. If Makkachin recovers well, I think it would go slowly, to keep Victor and Yuuri separated and give more space for development. I know, Victor asked Yakov to coach Yuuri “for a day”, but not everything can go as expected (take it from a nurse student). And a day doesn’t seem enough to fly from Russia to Japan, see your dog, and come back. 

Whether Makkachin dies or not, there’s character development possibilities! Let’s hope he recovers well. 

Yes for character development, but let the dog live ; v ;

Because I love Carol so much that I need to say this. That’s why.

Here are a few more of my thoughts on Carol in “Not Tomorrow Yet.”

If you dislike Tobin or watch TWD only for the C@ryl ship (never thought we’d hit a place where I’d censor my own ship tag, but wow, wacky fandom is wacky), you won’t want to read this. Cheers, and happy scrolling!

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Explanation about Maya’s Identity Crisis and confusing feelings over liking Lucas (mild GMSL spoilers)

WARNING this is a long post! Lol

If you go back and watch Girl Meets Triangle when Maya drew the purple cat Riley realized after what the art teacher said that Maya had completely lost herself. In the Bay Window when Riley was trying to get through to Maya she was very adamant on the fact that Maya was one who did not take anyone’s crap. Season 1 Maya would have gone off on that art teacher that is why Riley realized Maya wasn’t acting like herself. The reason I am bringing this up is because I am making a point. The biggest reason that Maya lost herself is because in Girl Meets Yearbook she and Lucas were voted best couple and then Riley reacted to it. This is what set Maya on the path of becoming Riley. I think what happened here is that Riley’s reaction to them getting voted best couple made Maya realize that Riley really likes Lucas. I’d like to point out that Cory’s lesson in this episode is just because someone has a perception of something doesn’t mean it’s true.because this is something that actually is a big point in this whole story-line. Check out this dialogue between Cory and Riley (and Lucas):

Cory “The vikings discovered this beautiful green country. So the vikings they didn’t want anyone else taking their new country. So they decided to name it Iceland. Everyone figures it must be cold nobody wants to go there.”

Riley: So they made everyone think of that way even thought it wasn’t true?“

Cory: “Right so another viking comes along named Eric the red. And he discovers a land of snow and ice. And he wants everyone to go there instead. So he names that Greenland and everyone goes there.”

Lucas: So you’re saying a perception of a thing doesn’t make it so”

Cory: “I’m saying people are always going to say stuff. How you react to what they say is what makes you the person you are.”

Riley: So don’t react?“

Maya: “That’s right”

Riley “Keep on smiling”

Riley’s reaction to Maya and Lucas being voted best couple is exactly the type of thing Cory was referring to when he was explaining the history of Iceland and Greenland. Riley perceived that to be true that Lucas an Maya made a good couple. The reaction that Riley had over this made Maya realize that Riley had feelings for Lucas and in true Maya fashion she went into protection mode. In her mind she was probably like “Oh shit , Riley really likes him. I better make sure he’s good enough for her.” and in order to figure this out Maya became Riley. This is exactly what Josh was explaining to Maya in Ski Lodge 2:

“You lose yourself and become like her so you could get to know him like she knows him.”  

Later on in the episode there is a scene with Katy and Topanga. Topanga asks her to try being Maya. Katy’s response is “When you have strong emotions for someone its like you are too close to see straight”  You know the whole brother thing when Maya started thinking that Riley liked Lucas as a brother? This is exactly the type of thing Katy was referring to. We all know that the basis of this show is friendship. Riley and Maya are SO close and therefore I think this whole brother was added confusion on Maya’s losing herself. Maya started to lose herself and those feelings combined had hers mixed up that she didnt’ realize the brother part was actually about herself.  Maya started losing herself, she wasn’t seeing straight and therefore did not realize that this whole brother thing was actually really what she was feeling towards Lucas.The reason for this is because the more she lost herself the more confused she started getting and this is why she thought she had feelings for Lucas. This losing herself thing and becoming confused is what made her think she liked him. Also this goes right back to the first classroom scene when Maya finds out she and Lucas were voted as the best couple. As I said before it threw Maya off. Another thing I’d like to mention is in the same scene with Katy and Topanga at the Bakery Katy makes a comment about how sometimes when you become someone you learn things about them that you didn’t know before. I personally don’t think that this comment pertained to the whole brother thing. I think this pertains to what Maya explained to Josh when she said the first she learned/realized after becoming Riley is that it’s hard for Riley to not like Lucas. Maya says to Josh “I know because when you’re Riley it is hard not to like him. That was the first thing I found out.” and Josh says “When you were Riley?” and Maya answers yes. Basically what this is getting at here is that Maya didn’t understand that it was hard for Riley to not like Lucas. It took her becoming Riley to figure that out.

Now lets go back to Girl Meets Triangle. In this episode Riley snapped Maya out of this identity crisis and when this happened it brought Maya back to reality and brought her back to the character we first learned about in season 1. Once Maya was snapped out of this identity crisis she realized that EVERYTHING she was feeling towards Lucas wasn’t actually feelings that it was simply confusion because she had herself so lost and mixed up with what she was realizing about Riley. Like I said before Katy says “When you have strong emotions for someone it’s like you are too close to see straight” the identity crisis caused Maya to not see straight. It messed with her mind and had her thinking things that she didn’t actually feel so Riley helped her snap out of that. This added onto the convo that Maya had with Josh made Maya realize that she wasn’t feeling in the date she had with Lucas back in Texas 3.

The Front Bottoms Lyric Starters
  • 1: "I'm probably going to leave real soon, just wanted to let you know before I say Au Revoir"
  • 2: "I got so stoned, I fell asleep in the front seat."
  • 3: "It's a shame the bad habits are the hardest ones to break"
  • 4: "I want to contribute to the chaos, I don't want to watch and then complain"
  • 5: "You are the reason I'm smiling when there's nothing to smile about"
  • 6: "I wanna be stronger than your dad was for your mom"
  • 7: "You were too good, I should have known you were a prize my hands could never hold"
  • 8: "Honey, y'gotta learn that love is simple just like mud. If you play the dirt, then I'll play the water. All we gotta do is touch"
  • 9: "You are still the only thing and everything I need in my life"
  • 10: "I try to write you poems, but the words they don't make sense"
  • 11: "There is very little left of me and it's never coming back"
  • 12: "Would you kick me in the face please? It'll make whatever I say sound like poetry."
  • 13: "We keep saying we're unhappy and they keep saying that we're fine"
  • 14: "I know what he's saying couldn't have been that funny but you seem to be laughing quite loud"
  • 15: "Dear policeman, you can call me god"
  • 16: "I shouldn't feel like I have to protect you"
  • 17: "I don't think that anybody else could feel this way"
  • 18: "There is a map in my room on the wall of my room and I’ve got big big plans."
  • 19: "What about your friends don’t you love them enough to stay?"
  • 20: "If you need a little sunshine, you can borrow some of mine"
  • 21: "there are not so many options, there's not so many ways that this could possibly end."
  • 22: "And all of a sudden I am scared, all of a sudden I can't breathe."
  • 23: "I shaved my head last night to start anew, in a chapter I call without you"
  • 24: " I refuse to take another breath 'till you change who you have become"
  • 25: "Does anyone else think these girls are a little too young to be here?"
  • 26: "It makes me sad in my head to think how happy we could have been."
  • 27: "Maybe college won't work out, I can come live at your house"
  • 28: "You are water twelve feet deep and I am boots made of concrete"
  • 29: "I have this dream that I am hitting my dad with a baseball bat and he is screaming and crying for help and maybe halfway through it has more to do with me killing him than it ever did protecting myself "
  • 30: "My friends are happy, I am happy, I have learned to adapt "
  • 31: "I am a creature of a culture that I create"
  • 32: "I've been around long enough now to know that the good things never last"
  • 33: "you gotta promise not to break no matter how far you are bent"
  • 34: "If you're uncomfortable, I could take my clothes off too."
  • 35: "I would sleep better on your floor than I would ever in my bed"
  • 36: "At my funeral, don't lie, tell them I did not want to die."
  • 37: "The end of the world makes me nervous"
  • 38: "It's just hard to explain, I like to be by myself"
  • 39: "You're not even sleeping, you're probably even listening to me"
  • 40: "If you still believe in the Lord above, get on your hands and knees and pray for us"
  • 41: "thank you for understanding my side of the story the best that you could"
  • 42: "It’s reached the point in the night where I need to decide whether I’m gonna fall asleep or watch the sunrise"
  • 43: "I don't regret it, how could it? You were the best I ever had"
  • 44: "We will steal whatever we want for fun"
  • 45: "I wish I could pretend to be all of the things you think you see in me"
  • 46: "I want we had, just want to feel it with someone else"
  • 47: "I personally think it's too cold to have the window open"
  • 48: "what we have is nowhere near as good as what we should have by now"
  • 49: "the only thing keeping me from walking away is every muscle in each one of my goddamn legs"
  • 50: "It's okay to give up, 'cause nobody here could care less"
  • 51: "There's nothing in California that you could not learn to hate here"
  • 52: "the sun was made for people who were never gonna touch it "
  • 53: "Will you come over tonight? I need some inspiration for my story."
  • 54: "I would say anything if it would make you happy."
  • 55: "I love your eyes the way they look when your uncomfortable."
  • 56: "I bought fireworks a big bag in Pennsylvania"
  • 57: "They'll probably arrest me, it'll probably ruin my whole summer"