this could be zoe

“toxic” with the dear evan hansen cast. i’m sorry this is so low quality omg

If I Could Tell Him
  • Zoe: No, Evan....Connor <i>does</i> like you. A lot.
  • Evan: Connor Murphy? Likes me? How?
  • Zoe: Ugh, um...well...
  • He says,
  • There's nothing like your smile,
  • Sort of subtle and perfect and real...
  • And he says,
  • You don't know how wonderful
  • That smile can make a person feel
  • And he knows,
  • That you knows every tree
  • Every type across the ocean or sea-
  • *flashback*
  • Connor:
  • And I notice,
  • that whenever he gets bored,
  • He scribbles notes on the cuffs of his jeans...
  • Zoe:
  • But he keeps it all inside his head,
  • What he sees he leaves unsaid
  • And though he wants to
  • He won't talk to you
  • He can't find the way
  • But he will always say....
  • Connor:
  • If I could tell him,
  • Everything I see
  • If I could tell him,
  • How he's everything to me
  • But we're a million worlds apart,
  • And I don't know where I would start,
  • If I could tell him....
  • Evan: Um...does he s-say anything else? About me?
  • Zoe: Hm?
  • Evan: No, sorry, i-it doesn't-!
  • Zoe:
  • Well, he thinks
  • That you looked really cute
  • When you tucked that flower behind your ear
  • Evan: O-oh, Mom did that...
  • Zoe:
  • He told me when you look at him,
  • It's like the rest of the world isn't even there.
  • Connor:
  • If I could tell him...
  • But what to do when there's this great divide?
  • Evan: He just seems to h-hate me...
  • Connor:
  • And what to do when that distance is too wide?
  • Evan: But was he just afraid...?
  • Zoe: He just wants to say,
  • He loves you
  • He loves you
  • He loves you
  • Connor: I love you
  • But we're a million worlds apart
  • And I dunno where I would even start...
  • If I could tell him....
  • Connor: Wait, Zoe, what the fuck are you-
  • Evan: You like me?
  • Connor: what
  • Zoe: what
Renamed Dear Evan Hansen Songs
  • Anybody Have a Map?: the mom song™
  • Waving Through a Window: the only song you've heard of you aren't a fan of the show
  • For Forever: this would be a very sweet song if it weren't all LIES
  • Sincerely, Me: kiNKy
  • Requiem: I'm emo about not being emo
  • If I Could Tell Her: you kissed Zoe Murphy on her brothers bed??? After he DIED?
  • Disappear: tonight the role of Evan's conscience will be played by the ghost of Connor Murphy
  • You Will Be Found: #inspirational
  • To Break in a Glove: It's a Wheel, Evan
  • Only Us: this would be a very sweet love song if it weren't based on LIES
  • Good for You: you done messed up, Evan
  • Words Fail: this song turned me goth
  • So Big/So Small: the mom song™ extreme edition
  • Finale: I can't believe I only just realized there are only eight people in this cast also I'm crying bye

One of the reasons I love DEH so much is because so many people say how “theatre is an escape from reality” when that’s exactly what DEH is not. It brings you to reality and makes you think of others and why they do the things they do. It makes you want to change your reality for the better. DEH is so genuine in how we think of others and ourselves, I believe it’s one of the most authentic musicals to come to broadway yet.

Dear Evan Hansen Songs If They Were Named by Jared Kleinman

Anybody Have a Map? - Parenting? Kinky!

Waving Through a Window - Jerking Off while looking at Zoe Murphy’s Instagram

For Forever - Gay.

Sincerely Me - Gayer.

Requiem - Holy Shit. Holy fucking shit.

If I Could Tell Her - Stalking Zoe Murphy

Disappear - A Memorial For Your Secret Gay High School Lover

You Will be Found - You Will be Fucked

To Break in a Glove - the HARD thing? heh heh heh kinky

Good For You - FUCK YOU EVAN

Words Fail - The saddest fucking thing I have ever heard

So Big/So Small - So Big… LIKE MY DICK

can we talk about how zoe murphy is a walking aesthetic. like she has indigo streaks in her hair, she plays the guitar, she scribbles stars on the cuffs of her jeans…someone needs to make a zoe aesthetic collage bc everything said in if i could tell her is just a tumblr post. zoe murphy is my aesthetic

Star Wars: Here are three woc that we’re considering for the female lead in the upcoming Han Solo movie

Internet: Cool! But how about some more darker skinned woc too because most woc in blockbuster movies are usually lighter skinned, and darker skinned woc aren’t given as many opportunities or roles. Plus, you could bring in Sana Starros, who knows Han in the Han Solo comics and is a dark skinned woc!

Star Wars (Kathleen Kennedy probably): Got it! Here’s another British brunette white woman instead!

Dear Evan Hansen Opening Monologue

So… Last week, I got to go to NYC for a school field trip over spring break. It was an art field trip which included tickets to a Broadway musical, which means I GOT TO SEE DEAR EVAN HANSEN!!! It was amazing. Words fail to describe it… Anyway, here’s the opening monologue by Evan.

Dear Evan Hansen,

Today’s going to be an amazing day and here’s why: because… because today, all you have to do is just be yourself. But also confident that’s important and interesting and easy to talk to, approachable, but mostly be yourself that the big, like that’s #1 be yourself… just… ummm… just be true to yourself… Also, don’t worry if your hands are gonna get sweaty for no reason and you can’t make it stop no matter what you do because… because they’re not gonna get sweaty so I don’t even know why you’re bringing it up because it’s not going to happen because you’re just “all you have to do is just be yourself”. I’m not even worried about it though, seriously, because it’s not like, it’s, it’s, it’s not gonna be like that time when you had the perfect chance to introduce yourself to Zoe Murphy at the jazz band concert last year when you waited afterwards just to talk to her and tell her how good she was and- and you were going to pretend to be like super casual like you didn’t even know her name like she would introduce herself and then you’d be like “I’m sorry, I didn’t hear you. Chloe? Is that your name? Chloe?” And then she would be like, “No, it’s Zoe. I said Zoe.” And then you’d be like, “Oh, see. I thought you said Chloe because I’m just-I’m very busy with other stuff right now” something. But… you didn’t even end up saying anything to her anyways because you were scared your hands were sweaty. Which they weren’t that sweaty until you started worrying that they were sweaty, which made them sweaty so you put them under the hand dryer in the bathroom, but then they were still sweaty… they were just very warm now as well.

Dear Evan Hansen Characters as Books They Should Read
  • Evan: Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card, Freak the Mighty by Rodman Philbrick (this for Connor too), Underdogs by Markus Zusak, The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
  • Jared: The Maze Runner by James Dashner, I am Number Four by Pittacus Lore, Unwind by Neal Shusterman
  • Connor: The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton, Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling, Dove by Robin Lee Graham, The Knife of Never Letting Go by Patrick Ness
  • Zoe: Looking for Alaska by John Green, How to Save a Life by Sara Zarr, Inside Out & Back Again by Thanhha Lai, Rose Under Fire by Elizabeth Wein, Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas
  • Alana: Uprising by Margaret Peterson Haddix, The Invention of Hugo Cabret by Brian Selznick, Sold by Patricia McCormick, The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien
  • Cynthia/Larry: Harrison Bergeron by Kurt Vonnegut, A Monster Calls by Patrick Ness
  • Heidi: Heaven Looks A Lot Like the Mall by Wendy Mass, Tuck Everlasting by Natalie Babbit, Before I Fall by Lauren Oliver