this could be for either

  • raphael: what happened to you? I couldn't find you at the institute after valentine's attack. I thought you were dead
  • simon: UNdead
  • raphael: *glares*
  • raphael: explain
  • simon, walking toward daylight: it's a long story, just watch this
  • raphael: DON'T-
  • simon, coming back in: totally fine, see??
  • raphael: *gently touches his cheek*
  • simon: oh

Raise your hand if you got all these cool goals and ideas you wanna do that keep winding up on the back burner because the daily grind of Life in General™ exhausts you, making it near impossible not to give in to simple, cozy pleasures instead

being multilingual like...

What people think it’s like:

  • *speaks multiple languages fluently on command*
  • *is very sophisticated*

What it’s actually like:

  • constantly speaking to people in the wrong language
  • managing to squeeze 3 or 4 languages into one sentence without noticing
  • gradually forgetting your first and second language, while not speaking anything fluently anymore. not even your first language is safe
  • Grammar? What grammar? Which grammar??!!
  • being permanently confused
  • can’t even order bread at a Danish bakery after 2 years of language training
  • cry and curse yourself for moving somewhere where they don’t speak English or your first language. but mostly cry. and weep

Shepard visiting the unconscious VS in the hospital: You really worried me. Feel better soon, we need you in this fight. I could use your help. 

My Ryder visiting comatose Scott in the hospital: Get off your ass, fuck face, I know you’re faking it. 

Scott:  …*in coma*…

My Ryder: So that’s how you want to play it. 

did this entire thing while literally nodding off into micro-naps (im so tired??? im gonna go rest now lmao)

song recs for the besotted man at a post-GPF banquet (each title is a link!)

in the middle of hell week at the garrison

matt: bruh. bruh, you know what i was thinking bruh?

shiro: hm?

matt: if your leg get cut off… would it hurt?

shiro: …DUH.

matt: how, though?

shiro: ‘cause your leg got cut off fool!

matt: where you gonna feel the pain?

shiro: in your… leg……

matt: EXACTLY BRUH. how you gonna feel the pain in your leg when-

shiro and matt at the same time: -your LEG IS GONE?

matt: bruh. bruh i’ve been thinking about this shit all day, bruh.

shiro: (visibly disturbed) ….where would you put the pain in?

matt: that’s the point, there aint no pain. once your leg gone, your pain gone along with it.

shiro: (thinking hard)

matt: where you gonna feel the pain if your shit gone, bruh? i’m telling you bruh, we be smoking bruh, we be smo—


books i read in 2016; march– the song of achilles by madeline miller

“When he died, all things soft and beautiful and bright would be buried with him.”


high school !!!!!


“You know, you don’t get to decide what I am.”

Sarah // my favourite new character from Season 2 of The Man in the High Castle (I love her and am always here for more badass resistance ladies! \o/)

reasons kunikida and gordon ramsay are actually the same person

-uptight perfectionist


-won’t hesitate to fight a bitch


-is capable of emotions other than rage when necessary

-doesn’t blame people for their mistakes; blames people for making the SAME mistakes and refusing to change

-genuinely cares and wants people to improve and be the best they can 


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