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Small Talk

This is a b-day present for @sncwbaz (go wish her a happy birthday!)

In which Simon texts the wrong number

(set in the summer before Carry On)

Italics is Baz

Bold is Simon

(Bc = because)

(Idc = I don’t care)

Can u believe it?

They were holding hands, P!

Sorry, who is this?

Oh shit, sorry. Wrong number

Not a problem.

Do u ever wonder why things happen to u? And why u have to take responsibility of things that are beyond your control or knowledge?

Why are you still texting me? And yes. On a regular basis.

Bc Im bored

Why are u replying?

What happened to P? Ignored you?

Busy w/ her boyfriend

U didnt answer my question

I guess because I’m a disappointment to myself.

What? Why? 4 texting an interesting stranger?

For wasting my time. Come on, interesting?

I slayed a dragon once

I didnt want 2, but I guess thats sth unusual

Uhm. Sure. A. Dragon.


Told ya :)

What else?


Once I ate 30 scones in a row

and I puked them 30 s later


Your turn. Tell me sth about u

I’m a vampire.

Hahahaha, nice 1

Tho u kno, they do exist

I know. I am one.

WICKED. So, u kill ppl?

No. I’m not a murderer.

Srry g2g

Care homes suck, they wont let me use my phone :(

Oh. That’s sad.


Morning vampy!

Call me that again and I swear I’ll kill you with my own fangs.

Touchy, arent we?

Don’t get into trouble for texting me.


No way. Just wouldn’t like you to blame me if you got grounded or something.

Im grounded 24/7 so no worries



Cant wait to start school next week

Me too, actually.

We must b like the only 2 teenagers on earth willing 2 go 2 school

Why are you guessing I’m a teenager? I could be a teacher.

Shit. True

Are u?

No, silly. I’m in A-level.

Omfg me 2

Do u live in England?


Cool! I live in London

Star Wars or LOTR?

Why do I have to choose?

Lets ask random questions 2 kno each other better!

Okay. Lord of the Rings, then.

Rembrandt or Van Gogh?


Day or night?


Coffee or tea?

Tea. W/ scones.

Outside or inside person?

Definitely inside.

Basketball or football?

Football. But Im not v good

Rain or sun?


Do you spit or swallow? (gum)

This question is disturbing

You said RANDOM. And I’m disturbed.

Im still not answering


U kno what? U really wanna kno sth abot me?


My girlfriend just left me


And I dont even care

Sorry about your girlfriend

Well dont b. I have much more fun texting u

Anyway, g2g

Text u later

Until later, then.


Wow. Eloquent.

Whuts goin on on taht baeutiful miiind?

Im on ur magickal mysstery riiied

Are you drunk? Did you just quote John Legend?

Funny spelling of MAGICKAL, though.

I leik u sooooo much.

I’m flattered, but sorry. I’m hopelessly in love with my roommate, actually.

And you don’t even know my gender.

Fcuk taths tru

I didtn think abot it

You didn’t think?!

Deos it mutter?


Answeeeer mee!!1!

R u madd?

I suppose it doesn’t matter. But there’s still my roommate. So, sorry.

I’m a boy, by the way.

its ok

im a bloke 2

i wish my roommate were liek u

my roommate is irky af n sooo posh n strong n graceful n ruthless n tall n smart n bloody perfect u dont understend

That’s a lot of adjectives.

Are you sure you don’t like them?

No I haet him!


n he hats me 2

he pushed me down the stiars!

Go to sleep.

ok ill do it only bc u tell me 2

Good night.

niiiiite ily!! ilysm

Hey, srry about yesterday!

I was pretty pissed…


But don’t worry. I understand.

So, I was thinking… would u like 2 meet?

I kno it sounds weird but I really like u and it would b great if we could, u kno, talk face 2 face?

Well, sounds nice. What do you suggest?

Theres this b-day party 2nite at a friend’s of mine from school. Her name is Anna, shes pretty rad

Anyway, is the only day im allowed to go out

I’ve got permission from the Queen

The party starts at 7

Okay, send me the directions and I’ll be there.

(You’re lucky I love driving)

ill wear worn out jeans n a red jumper

Good. I’ll wear a dark green suit.

See you then.

See u later

Too many people wearing a red jumper.

Wait ill go to the entrance







Baz wait! Dont go

Pls come back





About u being hopelessly in love w/ ur awesome roommate?

I’m pretty sure I didn’t use the word “awesome”.

Glad u stayed yesterday?


Glad u kissed me?

YOU kissed ME, Snow.

I rlly want it to b monday already, so we can b 2gether again

Just because we snogged doesn’t mean we are TOGETHER

I want 2 try

Im terrible at this


Yes, fine.


Yes, what?

You can be my terrible boyfriend.




I have 2 go get everything ready

Cant wait 4 monday!!

See you on Monday, love.




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Here’s Patton with the Constant Rambling palette! I didn’t really have the right blue pencils, so I had to work as close as possible. *shrug*

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Andreil Fanfiction Recommendation Masterpost - aka fanfics I’ve enjoyed big time (an on-going list)

 and eveMost probably no one really cares, but I’ve thought it would be nice if I’ve made a post of the fics I’ve read so far (I’m not really a big fanfic reader myself to be honest and I’ve only started to read andreil fics recently so the list isn’t long), because I most probably loved them to bits or had parts I’ve thought were marvellous and I want others to read them as well.
Again, my recommendation might not mean much, but hey, I’m still doing it.
Obviously, I’m going to edit the list whenever I finish something and enjoyed it a lot. Also, I would be more than happy to receive recommendations. :)
(Also, if you read something, pleeeasssseeee, give them kudos AND comments, because they deserve it so much!)

List of Andreil fics you definitely must read:

Lessons in Cartography by crazy_like_a 
It starts after The King’s Men and deals with Andrew and Neil’s relationship and personal development thorough. I think it’s wonderful and honestly, sometimes I kind of forget I’m not reading the canon book but a fanfiction.
(It also has lots of nsfw scenes and honestly, I love the way the author makes Neil and Andrew take slow steps in this area and experimenting what can and cannot be done. It’s wonderful.)

The Cartographer and the World by crazy_like_a 
It’s the sequel for Lessons in Cartography and it is just the same amazing. (It’s still on-going.)

The Unkindness of Ravens by crazy_like_a 
“After Kevin publicly announces his intention to play for the Foxes, Riko sends Nathaniel Wesninski to convince him to return to the Nest. Unfortunately for Riko, Nathaniel has other plans.”
It is heavy and triggering but truly brilliant in my opinion.

Creatures We Find in the Forest by crazy_like_a
Everything is more or less the same, BUT, imagine Andrew being a vampire (and so is Riko while we are at it).
Let’s just say I LOVE this author’s works, okay.
Also, if I’ve said TUOR is triggering, now here, Evermore part truly is. I cried.

Monster by NightMuse
“A look inside Andrew’s head throughout The King’s Men.”
I loved to read this fic (it’s still on-going, hopefully it’s going return from war soon), I personally love reading fics from Andrew’s point of view, I doubt I’m alone with being curious what is going on in Andrew’s head. But this one is truly amazing, I think?

Better Than a Grave or a Hearse by iaquilam
Andrew POV and again, Raven Neil but his attitude problems remain the same, waking Andrew’s curiosity.
Apparently, what I’ve enjoyed the most about this fic is that certain scene when Neil disappears. I’ve always wanted to read that scene from Andrew’s POV because I just need to know what he thinks and how he feels (he does feel, idc what anyone says). What I think, the scene in this fic could be even canon, I feel it’s pretty close to how it happened or how he felt and I just love it.

light fires at night (to push back the void) by inthesea 
OH MY GOD and Andrew POV. Is that enough of a description?
This story is beautiful. And it’s not only fluff and softness, it does not cast aside the dark parts, trying to erase them. And it’s all good. Because they learn to live with it, together, as they get closer and closer.
And, I’ve cried so much at the ending you have no idea. (also do not be confused by ‘3 chapters’, it’s super long.)


The Road to Nowhere by emmerrr 
Post-Apocalypse fic where an epidemic strikes and everyone needs to survive. The Foxes are such a group and they take in Neil.
I love this story. It is not only clever,I like the way it’s written and how everything is ‘designed’ but also, the andreil moments are wonderful!
Also, there is Twinyard bonding which is a plus point! (Also, there is Jerejean for interested parties.)

fear in a handful of dust by flybbfly
It’s Harry Potter AU with quidditch instead of exy and yeah, if you thought Andrew’s past cannot be made any more painful then you were wrong.

How to Survive the Ravens’ Nest by A_Minyard
It’s basically ‘what if Andrew had been recruited as a Raven and Neil was caught and taken to Evermore as well’.
It’s interesting in my opinion, also, well, you know… it’s Riko and Evermore, so yeah, lots of trigger warning.

Like Lightning And Gasoline by Stormsong
In which Andrew is a witch and turns out Neil is his familiar. And now that they bonded they can’t really be apart. And if this is not enough reason for you to read (it’s nicely written!), then imagine Neil being able to turn into a cat! (And sleep on Andrew’s lap for instance.)

A Raven’s Chance by abernathy
LOTS OF TRIGGER WARNING. In which Neil is a Raven and has the “honor” to be Riko’s boyfriend. Obviously no one approves and Andrew has a word or two as well.
Riko is a sick fuck as usual (maybe with a more ‘humane’ feel?) and we are happy for Andrew’s existence.
Obviously this is not a RIko/Neil fic, it’s Andreil to its core. BUT if you get triggered by the rikoneil thing then better to avoid. (I personally love how Andrew is trying to get Neil away from Riko and out of Evermore, they have really nice moments.)

My way home… by ionlyloveyouironically
“Two years after they run, Mary Hatford decides it’s not working.At age 11, Andrew Doe moves into a massive house with his new foster mother, Stella Josten. They make a picture-perfect family: mother, son, and strange boy who lives inside the walls.”
It’s really interesting!

tumbling ain’t the same as falling by badacts
Vixen!Neil is all I’m going to say, have fun. :D

The King’s Men (Andrew’s Point of View) by naj10ajm03
Well, as the title suggests, it’s the book from Andrew’s POV that I love a lot tbh.

Orange Juice {Jack Avery}

Hopefully this one’s not as bad as the first…                                                         —————–

You had a huge crush on Jack for a while now and you had your suspicions that he liked you two, but you just had to be sure. You and your best friend of WDW, Zach, decided to act like you two were going on a date or do something and see how Jack reacted.

You and Zach were sitting on the couch simply talking when Jack walked in. As usual, he stopped and smiled at you for a moment and you waved back. He sat in another chair.

Zach touched your knee and both of you knew this meant the plan was a go.

“Y/N, I have to tell you something, I think you look amazing today.” Zach said as he bit his lip. It was kinda gross but he touched your knee again which meant Jack was looking.

“Aw thanks Zach,” You said placing a hand on his chest.

Jack got up and went to the kitchen. He grabbed some orange juice out of the fridge and a cup out of the cupboard.

“Like your hair looks so soft, and I could stare into your eyes for days,” Zach said this as we took both of your hands. Jack began to pour his orange juice but looking at you and Zach the whole time.

“And that outfit, Y/N, it’s amazing,” Zach said as he bit his lip again. Jack’s orange juice spilled out of the cup and he put the jug down but kept staring at you and Zach.

“Amazing enough to take it off?” You asked bringing your face closer to Zach and Jack not even moving.

“You read my mind,” Zach said as he grabbed your hand and took you to his bedroom.

You guys stayed Zach’s bedroom for about twenty minutes but you both just look at your phones for the majority of the time.

“I think it worked,” You said as you got up from the bed.

“I think we should go back out there and see what Jack did.” Zach said as you two walked back out into the living not holding hands this time.

When you came back Jack was still at the counter drinking his orange juice and staring at the couch where you and Zach once sat. You walked up to him but he didn’t look at you. He just stared straight ahead.

“Hey bud,” you said with a smile.

“Hi,” Jack took a break from the juice for a bit to say this with no emotion.

“Are you okay?” You ask while putting a hand on his shoulder.

“I’m fine. But you seem better,” Jack said as he picked up your hand and placed it on the counter.

“Did you think I did something with Zach? Because I didn’t. We sat in his room.” You said while staring down at the counter. Jack hadn’t said anything. “We were trying to make you jealous because I really like you and I wanted to see if you felt the same way…”

“How could you not tell that I liked you Y/N?!” Jack had a smile on his face and he finally turned to look at you.

“I don’t know I’m stupid I guess.” You said as you looked at Jack and smiled. He brought you in for a hug.

“But I’m better than Zach right?” Jack asked still hugging you.

“Of course…”You said jokingly

“I knew it!”


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Mudad Week: Day 3 - AU

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“Finale” Wasnt and Will Never Be Canon

Note: Its not canon. Simple as that.

As to why ANYONE would want this finale canon is beyond me. I for one am glad its not.

Spoilers will be in this so I suggest if your going to watch and not want spoilers then dont read beyond this point.

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                           "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.“

"What a stupid lamb.”

                                                      “What a sick, masochistic lion.”

xyourpinksky  asked:

Hi! please can you do a BTS reaction to their idol gf being in a girl group and the members of this group sing, dance and rap but also play instruments in some performances and MVs like AOA? P.S. their gf is a drummer, a dancer and a rapper! :)

Lol at first I was very confused but after reading it, I got it. Hopefully I made it to your liking. I wanted each member to be different so I changed it up.

*gifs are not mine*

BTS Reaction To Their Girlfriend‘s Group Being Multi-Talented

Jin: Jin would be surprised and somewhat jealous. He already knew that you could dance but he didn’t know you could play instruments. When he saw you behind the drums, his eyes and mouth would widen in surprise. The boys would be teasing him about you being better than him at everything. He’d smile to himself, watching you play the drums and seeing how confident you look. When you get off stage, he’d congratulate you and compliment you making you blush.

Originally posted by crimsonspeedsterr

Yoongi: His cute little gummy smile will pop out as soon as he sees you playing the piano (cliche I know but idc lol). He’d look at you with so much pride knowing that his girlfriend is part of a band who can do almost anything. As your piano solo starts, he stares intently at your fingers, amazed at how gracefully they move across the keys. When your performance is over you run to him asking how you did. He would smile and pinch your cheeks calling you cute, and giving you endless amount of praise.

Originally posted by yoongies-min

Hoseok: At first he wouldn’t believe that you could play the electric guitar. He’d be unconvinced and wouldn’t listen. When they call your group on stage, he’d be waiting backstage and he would gasp. There in your hand, an electric guitar. “Wow! I thought she was joking!” He’d think about how cool you were and would tell the other guys to look at you because pure talent. Being able to rap, dance, and play the guitar. It’d be too much for his heart. He’s your biggest fan there.

Originally posted by jhope-shi

Namjoon: He knew that you were talented, but to what extent he had no idea. This would be the first time he’s ever seen you display all your talents. He was first attracted to you because you could rap and he felt like he could relate more to you. When he found out you could play the drums, he’d be so excited. Even more excited to know that your group was know for being multi-talented. Shameless promotion all day everyday! Wanting to be at every single one your rehearsals, but sadly he couldn’t. (his reaction to watching your group live)

Originally posted by vivacioustae

Jimin: He would laugh in amazement and wonder as soon as he sees you behind the piano. His first thought would be “is she really playing? Why didn’t she tell me she could play?” After your groups song, he’d pull you to the side and hug you. “Aww why didn’t you tell me you could play?” Expect kisses and him begging for you to play for him and it’ll be even worse when he finds out you can rap and dance. He’ll want to perform with you one day.

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

Taehyung: “Wow” The only word that could come out of his mouth after seeing you and your group play on stage. He’d be confused about how well you guys were able to integrate every thing together, without your voices being drowned out by the instruments. None the less, he would be dancing in his seat, hype af watching HIS girlfriend play. He wouldn’t want to be too obvious about you guys’ relationship, so he’d wait until you both were outside the public eye for him to compliment how you looked, and how you sounded on stage. “My girlfriend is awesome! Give me a kiss!” He would say making you smile big.

Originally posted by eyesmiletrash

Jungkook: Of course he would be proud af. It’s only natural that he’s with someone who displays as much talent as himself, possibly a bit more than him. He’d be way obvious about his excitement for you specifically. When it was over he’d congratulate you and the members will also tease him because they’ve never seen him act all shy and cute around you. He’d be embarrassed but wouldn’t stop because he’s proud of you.

Originally posted by donewithjeon

I hope you guys like it! And y’all know the drill! Send in y’all requests and I’ll get back to them and I do any kind so if you feel like I won’t be opposed to doing them, send them my way.


“Whether it’s a happiness or love, it’s good if anyone who has it a lot of it could share with others. I read from a book before that you need to love yourself first to love others. I wasn’t that type of a person and I was more like playing down my role and lowering myself. I kept pushing myself and at one point, my confidence was gone. Now I’m starting to learn about love and happiness little by little.”


More Final Fantasy VII. I wish I had a hoard of cash so I could actually buy a PS4. This is mostly me de-stressing by avoiding my responsibilities. I did apply for a bunch of jobs, all of which pay better than the one I have now, but I’m going to be hanging on a wire until I get some semblance of stability.

In the mean time, I’m going to continue taking out my stress/anxiety on Cloud.

Apollo and Singing

A little bit ago, as I was communing with Apollo on our usual Sunday night. Nothing crazy, just asking how he is, him asking me how I am, me asking him if there is any guidence he has for me in my path. Normal stuff. His answer literally was “Shut up and sing more.” Not even joking, thats what I heard xD

I tried arguing that I was a horrible singer and that he would never ever want me to sing for him because I sound worse than a dying cat. I was told a long time ago that I was tone deaf and my voice was super scratchy and so I never sang.

His response was “I knew you’d say that which is why I said shut up. Idc how you sound, sing more. Your stress is eating you alive and I fear for you. Please, belt out a song, let out your frustration daughter, let me hear you. Please.”

Bottom line, Apollo is the best adoptive father my soul could have ever gotten and I’ve been slowly crawling to a better mindset, someone that I can see being me. This path may not have been what I expected, but it sure as hell the best thing I’ve ever decided to do

Blessings and positive vibes to all!

In a colder tone, he added, ‘So what did you really plan to do, Chade? Pass off Fitz’s daughter as Verity’s? Steal her from Molly and give her to the Queen, to raise as her own?’ The Fool’s voice had gone deadly soft.

Assassin’s Quest

taking a moment to appreciate Fool laying in to Chade for his behaviour because it’s so rare that anyone does and I am really hoping for more of this in AF (though given the way the plot’s going it seems unlikely idc). Also, Chade’s response to the above quote:

‘I… the times are hard and the need so great… but… not steal her, no. Burrich would understand, and I think he could make the girl understand. Besides. What can she offer the child? A penniless candlemaker, bereft of her trade… how can she care for her? The child deserves better. As does the mother, truly, and I would do my best to see that she was provided for, also. But the baby cannot be left with her.’

1. Fool has made Chade hesitate. Lots of ellipses in that speech, especially for Chade, I think. Fool hit the nail on the head and now Chade’s trying to pretend that what they said wasn’t perfectly accurate.

2. Chade holy shit you are a terrible person. Seriously. If you’re that worried about Molly being able to care for Nettle, maybe you could… idk… offer some monetary support. Noooo you’re going straight for steal the child and pass it off as someone else’s

3. You cannot convince me that Molly would have been at all safe in this scenario. Chade passing Nettle off as Verity’s child and just leaving Molly hanging out in luxury as a loose thread? Fuck no. Molly would have died. Probably not too immediately; or alternatively, Molly was bound to pass away while looking after Nettle despite “all of Chade’s help” leaving Burrich as the sole person to persuade to give Nettle up to Kettricken.

tl;dr: chade fallstar is a terrible, terrible human being and Beloved should tear him a new one more often.