this could be better but eh

brokenknifefrisk  asked:

"Considering that you have made contact with at least some other timelines... are you ever going to tell the Queen/the general public about them? Or is that something that you think is better kept a secret?"

The Royal Family and our immediate family are the only ones who know about the Observator Project and its, eh, consequences so far. It’s just so nobody gets too excited about us breaking the barrier, you know? Or moving into another timeline to live on their Surface… which could cause all kinds of problems…

Yeah, I got an official cover story - an’ so does Edge, if he ever needs it. But mostly we just tell folks I’m Cupcake’s twin brother, an’ they buy it.

Hah, yes - a single Mote, split into two Soullings, resulting in two almost identical mixed-species monsters. That’s all anyone really needs to know!

but like a tinder reveal tho
  • like have you ever just sat with your friends while you all swipe through tinder?
  • and like gush over the people you match with and laugh over dumb profiles and screenshot the people you know?
  • idk i feel like ladybug and chat noir would do that when they’re bored
  • like chat noir would automatically cheer really loudly whenever he matches (which happens a lot and ladybug’s like “what the hell he’s an actual dork these girls have no idea”)
  • and whenever ladybug matches chat noir leans over, squints at the profile, and jokes around with her and says stuff like “eh, whatever, my abs are way better.”
  • chat noir has like double the amount of matches that ladybug has (”jeez, are you famous or something?”) but ladybug gets so many superlikes and chat noir is high-key not surprised because if he could he’d superlike her too
  • but then one day they’re both swiping and ladybug freaking screams because Adrien’s tinder profile shows up in her stack and it shows that he’s less than a mile away
  • (LB: “oh my god, why is he out here so late?
  • CN: “HAHA. ha. um. hey. who knows? he’s a model, right? probably….model…type…..things.”)
  • and chat noir isn’t trying to be pushy but he asks her “sooooooo, are you gonna swipe right?”
  • all the while practically begging in his head for her to say yes, oh my god say yes, please swipe right, please do it, it would make this evening magical. 
  • and ladybug’s just like “ugh we probably won’t match :/” and chat noir’s like “the dude would literally be an idiot if he didn’t match with you.” 
  • so ladybug decides to screw it and swipes right and she howls because YES! IT’S A MATCH! WE MATCHED OH MY GOD I MATCHED WITH ADRIEN AGRESTE HOLY SHIT
  • and then chat’s phone buzzes immediately after
  • with a notification from tinder
  • because he has a new match
  • and it’s marinette
  • and he damn near drops his phone from the top of the gd notre dame

one gifset per chapter

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone - Chapter 7

“Hmm,” said a small voice in his ear. “Difficult. Very difficult. Plenty of courage, I see. Not a bad mind, either. There’s talent, oh my goodness, yes - and a nice thirst to prove yourself, now that’s interesting … So where shall I put you?”

Harry gripped the edges of the stool and thought, “Not Slytherin, not Slytherin.”

“Not Slytherin, eh?” said the small voice. “Are you sure? You could be great, you know, it’s all here in your head, and Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness, no doubt about that - no? Well, if you’re sure - better be GRYFFINDOR!”

Ereri Hate

SO! I have been made aware that recently, my ship’s tag has been spammed with a bunch of immature idiots who have nothing better to do with their lives, therefore will go troll on other people and be assholes for the best of it. 

BUT!! I just think they may be feeling a little under the weather. What do you guys think? ;) 

In this case, why don’t we give them a little something to cheer them up eh? HERE WE GO

Some kissing

Some more kissing

Just a liiiiiiiitle more


We can’t forget the cuddles now, can we?

No. No we most certainly cannot. 

How could we?

Aw come on, one more for extra measure.

AND LASTLY, THE MOST IMPORTANT PART. A nice, good, hicky. After all, what’s a relationship without one? :3

Feeling better now? :D

Something Borrowed (M)

Originally posted by essentyeol

» chanyeol x reader
» 2.2k
» i + ii
» warning: smut (sub!chan, slight humiliation, cross dressing, h/bj, frottage, mommy kink)

Chanyeol didn’t know what to do in this situation, albeit because he hadn’t been in this situation before and never really expected to ever be in it either. If he got up now and just got changed quickly he could act like none of this ever happened; he could ignore the impulse at the back of his mind that told him to do this and return to his room and carry on writing that song he was working in with Baekhyun.

Wait, no – Baekhyun was unknowingly the cause of all of this. If that whole conversation wouldn’t have happened, he’d be happily not thinking about what was going to happen when you walked into his room and found him like this.

But it didn’t matter anymore, because Chanyeol saw the handle start to turn to his door and all he could do was shift uncomfortably in his seat to try and conceal his hard on that was massively showing right now. If it wasn’t for goddamn Byun Baekhyun, he wouldn’t have to be worrying what you’d say when you walked through that door and found your boyfriend sat on the bed wearing your underwear and little black dress that he adored you in from Sehun’s party.

Keep reading

The Star Wars saga rated by Anakin Skywalker
  • The Phantom Menace: He's a cute lil kid, even if his acting is really "eh". Destroying the droid control ship is still pretty ridiculous. 4/10
  • Attack of the Clones: Romance with Padme could've been better. Like a lot better. Has his moments tho. 3/10
  • The Clone Wars: The absolute pinnacle of Anakin content. Most of his best moments are in this show. Adds much more depth to what happens to him later on. 100/10
  • Revenge of the Sith: Much better here than he was in episode 2. Relationship with Padme is much more believable, which unfortunately doesn't last long lmao. Murders the Separatists which is cool. Murders some kids too which is less cool. Gets his ass set on fire. Creepy old fart puts him in a big high tech garbage can to keep him alive. 7/10
  • Rebels: The fight with Ahsoka. Nuff said. 100,000,000/10
  • A New Hope: Killed his old master, got stranded in the middle of space for a bit. Was the only survivor of the Death Star and prolly got lots of lectures from Palpatine because of it. All in all not his best work but at least he looked cool. 5/10
  • The Empire Strikes Back: What can I say. Has a cool new flagship, storms the rebel base, sets up a trap for them, kicks Luke's ass and reveals he's his father. Also some of his best sass "Apology accepted, Captain Needa". 10/10
  • Return of the Jedi: Has some more sassy lines "The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am". Saves his son and sacrifices himself to kill the creepy old fart. Death scene gets me every time. 10/10
  • The Force Awakens: Long dead here, but his legacy is more than alive thanks to his shit grandson who ruined everything like his grandfather before him. Poor Anakin is prolly facepalming up in force heaven. 4/10

Illusion AU

So basically the gist of this weird comic thingy is that- the cave demon decided to fuck with everyone and pretend to be Lewis, throwing Arthur into this illusion that he found his best friend alive, everything is handy dandy happy ending. 

 To everyone else, Arthur’s gone missing too. The REAL Lewis is upset because “I’m supposed to get rid of him for revenge, the fuck.” So he manages to find him in the cave where he’s seemingly having the time of his life with the thing that killed him. 

 The demon argues with Lewis that he should be happy to have gotten what he wanted. Arthur is pretty much out of the way, Lewis can have his girlfriend back and Arthur can have his friend. So basically it goes on to the point that Lewis slowly starts to understand that he was wrong to judge and want his friend back, but then there’s the problem of hurting him real bad by taking Arthur out of this happy illusion and thrusting him into harsh reality.

It’s a shitty concept, but I like it.


Here or gone, we’ll meet again in our dreams and memories, for our souls are eternal and transcend lifetimes.

I had an entire set of individual pieces planned but realized I wouldn’t get them done in time, and this was the most motivation that I could muster at the time.  Combined all the prompts, and then some.  This is the first time I’ve actually completed an Ereri Week theme..even if it is “cheating” a bit. :)

(also got a hint of canine au in there but yeahh)

I totally hadn’t gone to the dentist in that time. But I didn’t have any cavities at all. So I had that root removed. And then…
“Ohno-san, shall we remove that tooth which sticks out on your lower jaw?”
Eh… I really liked that tooth, right. So I was like, “No, it’s fine.”
“No, but I think it’s better if you had it removed.” That’s what he told me.
“I happen to like that tooth, so no.”
“I know, but….”
That tooth was kinda… Apparently since my tongue was touching it, it would affect my ability to enunciate. So I don’t really know why, but eventually…
“…Okay.” I ended up saying it.
So I was told I could go right after the root had been removed.I missed it terribly. They used anaesthesia and then loosened it with pliers and in my head I was like, “Ah, it’s being removed, it’s being removed!” And pop! It came out just like that. And sure enough, I brought that tooth home.

© twosen@lj

/oh! Riida’s snaggle tooth.
in 10 days.😁


Day 2: Oct 31st
Prompt: Risqué
Risqué: (related to sexual romance) indecent, not moderate.
Title: Hot Spring.
Rating: M.
This fanfic might not be for everyone.
Summary: After the war was over, they decided to relax and what better way could there be than a hot spring? But there are more problems to deal with. Like finding Kakashi-sensei’s true identity and- wait! Is Sakura naked!? /post war/ sasusaku/ team 7
A/N: This story isn’t supposed to be decent as the prompt says (though I’m not too good at writing (.. eh?) dirty romance but I thought about giving it a try. I hope it turns out as good as I wanted it to be..
AND I have literally 0% idea of what happens in Japanese hot springs so if something feels inappropriate, please tell me, I’ll fix it.
- - -
- - -
The luke warm water, mixed with medicinal herbs, felt heavenly to their skin. The heat seemed to have healed all the tensed and bruised muscles of their body. The smoke that made their facial skin appear soft and the sensation of the cozy water that brushed their epidermis, was indeed relaxing.

It was, after all, a good idea to relax at a hot spring in the mighty village of Konoha than to be treated by the current hokage at Ichiraku’s. The previous members of the original squad seven were presently, celebrating their victory at the fourth great shinobi war by ‘relaxing’.

“The war sure left me tired.” uttered the hero of the village, Uzumaki Naruto.

“I agree with you at that one, Naruto.” Said the medic, Haruno Sakura.

“Hn.” muttered the sole survivor of the Uchiha, Sasuke.

“The moment when Kaguya arrived, sure left me scared.” Sakura stated.

“But we kicked rabbit-granny’s ass!” grinned Naruto.

“At least stay quiet here and relax.” Sasuke sighed for the hundredth time that day.

First, his two teammates couldn’t decide on where to go and ‘celebrate’ the defeat of the enemy. The argument about ramen or hot bath kept going on forever until Kakashi, the sixth hokage arrived and declined Naruto’s suggestion. After that, they couldn’t decide on whether Sakura should go and take a bath alone (which she preferred) or join the guys, but due to Naruto’s debate on how his ‘precious’ Sakura-chan would be lonely without him, she ended up taking a combined bath with the duo and their teacher. The masked ninja, on the other hand, was yet to be discovered.

Old habits sure die hard. Sasuke thought to himself as he smiled at olden memories.

“Sasuke’s right. Lets forget about the war at least tonight!” Naruto grinned, yet again, which in turn made Sakura smile and give up the idea of discussing the horrible war.

“Yo!” finally, arrived the most awaited 'guest’ for the night, Hatake Kakashi.

His face never once failed to hide his identity. The white mask covered his face while a small, white towel wrapped around his waist. His idly, sluggish eyes were the only thing visible of his face.

Looking at the infamous mask of Kakashi, three eye rolls were directed towards him. Even though he owed them a reason for being late, they avoided any sort of questioning since they had a clear idea of what type of a reply they would get.

“It seems like you guys arrived pretty early.” He stated as he drenched himself in the soothing, warm water.

Naruto looked over his left shoulder, only to be met by a pair of soft, green eyes giving him that evil look. A smirk was directed towards him as he smirked back at the raven haired boy. Sakura took a look at Sasuke as they shared the same expression. Emeralds looking into deep, dark pearls of the avenger. They understood each other’s motives as the trio decided to complete their previously incomplete 'mission’.

A knock was heard at the door and the blonde Uzumaki told the knocker to come in. An employee came in with a tray filled with food and sake. After an exchange of 'thank you’ and 'you’re welcome’, the door got closed again, leaving team 7 and their 'beloved’ sensei alone.

“wanna have ramen? Kakashi-sensei? Asked a hopeful blonde, but the hope was shattered when the former holder of the sharingan nodded his head, no.

’'Ne, Kakashi-sensei, you want to eat dango?” Sakura offered the small plate of dango to the masked hokage with that puppy look in her eyes.

Even though the son of the 'white fang’ understood their intentions completely, still, he couldn’t say no to a girl when she had such a cute look in her eyes.

“If you say so, Sakura.” he smiled behind his mask as he took one of the sticks in his hand.

'still the same old pervert.’ Sasuke muttered under his breath but his rival didn’t fail to listen.

“Its no time to be jealous, Sasuke. Concentrate.” the last part was whispered, making the Uchiha look away, pouting his lips.

Three pairs of eyes were focused solely on Hatake Kakashi as he placed his fingers on his mask in an attempt to remove it while his right hand held the offered dango.

Curiosity, novelty, excitement.

It appeared in those eyes.

Suddenly, the temperature of the luke warm water rose for a second, leaving a thick screen of smoke, blurring the vision. As Naruto chocked, Sasuke grunted and Sakura panicked, Hatake Kakashi did his job. As the cover of clouds settled itself, their sensei was already done with eating leaving three jaws hanging.

“what was it just now?” asked the confused pinkette.

“we failed again, Sakura-chan.” A dramatic look ruled the expressions of the Jinchuriki.

“Loser. Let me try now.” The holder of the rinnegan held the bottle of sake with all the determination in this world. Turning towards his former teacher, he cleared his throat before speaking.

“Kakashi.” he paused. “drink it.” he offered (ehm, ordered) the current hokage.

Kakashi smiled.


A roaring laughter could be heard in the room filled with water vapors and heart break. Sasuke glared at him before taking a deep breath in.

“what was that again, bastard?” said Naruto, holding back them chuckles.

“Humph.” was all he grunted before he removed the cap from the bottle of sake and started gulping until he could no longer accumulate the amount in his belly.

Naruto snatched the bottle from his hands and drank until he appeared like a pregnant woman. Sakura watched the two of them releasing the despair of failing the same mission for past 4 years by drinking and she didn’t want to be the one left behind. She took the bottle away from Naruto and gulped in what was left in that container.

And then they were… wasted.

Kakashi sighed as he tried to flee from the situation.

“OH NO YOU DON’T!” Naruto screamed in his no longer sensible state. He quickly got out of the water, without having a care for his exposed privates, and tried to catch the escaping 'prisoner’.

“Get.. him NARUTO!” Sakura cheered on him as she and Sasuke got out of the pool of water as well. She tried to run but her current drunk state didn’t let her and she soon lost sight of the blonde savior and the silver-haired kage. Sasuke ran until he couldn’t see them anymore due to his clouded eyes. Giving up, he turned around to get back into the water but his eyes caught sight of something-

“Did we lose them?” asked Sakura. A fainted blush covered her cheeks, eyes half-lidded, hair damp and voice husky. And her body? it was adorable. Pale skin, a pair of round breasts, thin waist, flat stomach and shiny, long legs. She was definitely adorable.

But wait, why could he see all that? was he day dreaming? Or was she.. naked?

Right in front of him?

The scene made him blush like an idiot and he tried to look away. How could he let himself lose to the likes of sake?

“what happened, Sasuke-kun?” He almost fell to his feet as he noticed how close she was to him. Centimeters away. The blush on her face was darker than before and the innocence never lost its presence.

“S-Sakura..” he whispered.

“You’re big, Sasuke-kun.”

The compliment made his ears and neck boil in embarrassment as he took a look at himself.

where was his towel, any way?

“Lets go back in the water until we find something to cover ourselves.”

“why? don’t you like it this way?” the seductive tone in her voice was increasing with the increasing affect of sake. And his self-control was decreasing due to the same reason.

He grabbed her by the hand as he lead her to the previous place. The water was splashed all over the place and the smoke was still lightly covering it. He took every step with precaution but a wet sponge on his way decided otherwise. One wrong step, and there he was, flat on his back on the wet surface with a beautiful, naked girl on top of him. Even though he was, by then, aware of his growing feelings for her, he couldn’t let sake spoil the affection and care he was holding.

But the look on her face, flushed, innocent, inviting, made him change his mind. As much as he tried to control his manly desires, the too-comfortable placement of her breasts on his chest, their stomachs pressed against each other and her legs tangled with his, making their insides touch, was a little-too-much for him to handle. And further more, his growing sentiment for Haruno Sakura, made him give in.

His vision was, by then, clouding with passion and his lone hand splayed across her back. Her skin felt wet to his touch and his hand felt warm on her skin. Their blazing, smoldering eyes met, leaving them both helpless to their desires. She lowered her head to meet his gaze while he lifted himself up to claim her lips.

The texture of her lips was gentle but the force with which she smashed them on his rough ones, was surely not that gentle. She ran her tongue over his lips, over where they met, just inside of them, tracing their outline with the tip of her moist tongue. He gasped at the unexpected move and she used the opportunity to increase the passion. Their tongues massaging, lips brushing and souls meeting. She swirled her tongue to explore every single undiscovered place in his mouth as he kept his enraging needs under control.

They broke free after some good minutes, pausing only when their lips barely touched. Panting, breathing each other’s air. The blood in his veins was buzzing by the time she looked at him with that lustful look again. Her eyes, burning in the thirst of his taste. And with that, he knew she was craving for him, as much as he was for her.

“Sakura..” he pleaded for her permission as she smiled at him. The genuine, innocent, pure smile that she only offered him. And how appealing she looked at that moment.

With one swift move, he turned their positions upside down, with him on top and also, the gainer of dominance.

Tilting, he lowered his head until his breath brushed her earlobe. Nuzzling his nose against her jawline, he let go of a hot breath that made her skin shiver. He licked the soft part of her lobe before tugging her closer to him by the waist.

“Sakura.” he whispered her name against her ear in a needy way.

Bringing her hands around his neck and raking nails through his silky, damp hair, she closed her eyes and breathed out the hot air in his ear. He smirked at her reaction as he place a trail of kisses from her throat to the junction of her shoulder. Tasting every part of her soft skin, he gently dipped his tongue into her collarbone and she arched her back, as a result. A content moan escaped her reddened lips, bringing him closer by his hair, she felt herself dissolving in pleasure with every move he made.

He pulled back before claiming her lips again. He licked her lower lip, demanding for an opening and she gladly let him in. The way she smiled in between those kisses and the way she pulled him closer by his hair, he knew she could drive him insane.

The contact of their lips on each other felt heavenly. He flicked her tongue, as the insides of their mouths danced together. Fighting for dominance. Their saliva mixed, making an even delicious liquid for the two of them to erase their hunger. The pleasing contact never failed to make him feel as if fire was pooling in his lower abdomen until they pulled back. The intensity of his needs ignited on a whole new level and by then, he was craving more of her.

He was intoxicated with her and she was mesmerized by him.

The velvety skin of her body felt cold as the previously created friction was lost as he pulled himself up. His knee between her thighs, his hand pinning her wrists on top of her head and his eyes, filled with lust, looking deep into her emeralds. The frenzy love-making continued as he kissed her jawline with burning passion before proceeding downwards, leaving torturous kisses on her throat and frantic ones near her collarbone.

His wet tongue travelled downwards as he left red marks out of possession and lust on every part of her skin that he travelled to. The friction between their bodies was increasing and so was the temperature.

His mouth travelled towards the valley between her breasts as she moaned in his ear, indicating the pleasure she was receiving. His tongue massaged her erected mounds and she shuddered at the sudden contact. Nipping the soft, gentle skin, he sucked a part of it making her feel as if she was on fire. She pulled him closer by his hair, tugging them with too much force in the process.

Even though the pleasure she was being given was immense, she couldn’t let him do all the job. Using her monstrous strength- which she was capable of using even in her current intoxicated state- she pushed him over. Her legs placed on either of his sides, she lifted herself on her elbows over his muscular chest. Eyes half-lidded, desperate, lazily looking into his incoherent ones, while her wet womanhood was brushing his erection.

The look on her face was amazing. Her flushed cheeks, her pouted, reddened, slick slopping lips and clouded eyes. His heart was pounding, trails of fire burned his lower abdomen. He couldn’t wait any longer.

“Damn you sake! He escaped again!”

The voice that reached his ears made him unconsciously awaken his rinnegan. Popping himself on his elbow he was met by a confused Uzumaki Naruto. Sapphire eyes widened at the scene in front of him.

“what in the world happened here?” he barely managed to speak in the shocked state.

Sakura looked over her shoulder and even if she couldn’t figure out what was going on, herself, a crimson colored blush appeared on her cheeks. Her neck was burning in embarrassment as she looked back at her love-making partner only to find him speechless.

“S-Sakura-chan, Sasuke, GET A ROOM.” The blonde jinchuriki said before turning around and closing the door behind him, leaving the two of them alone, shocked, embarrassed and disappointed, all at the same time.

May be tomorrow, no one would remember it. Neither the intruder, nor them. They hoped.
- -
- -

ἀγάπη (Part 1)

Soooo I’ve been thinking about writing this full length fic for a while now, and since people actually seem to like what I write I was like ‘Come on give it a try!’. So here it is now. Please do give me feedback and tell me what I could do to improve the whole thing!

P.S.: If I decide to continue writing this story, you will very soon find out what the title means. You could of course also just google it but where would be the fun in that, eh?

 Xoxo, Vic Holmes


He let his eyes wander around the dimly lit room.

Dancing people, drinking people, laughing people.

So many of them enjoying their Friday nights.

“Try intermingling with the mass, maybe you’ll find our suspect like that.”

John looked at his best friend in annoyance.

“What are you going to do?”

The detective looked to the other side of the room, where on a little platform the club’s bar was located.

“Get a better look over the situation. Maybe I can find our man from up there.”

Watson frowned and nodded.

“Alright. Perfect. This is gonna be so much fun.”

His best friend had already started making his way over to the bar, but stopped in his tracks for a moment and turned around.

“Oh, and John?”


Sherlock smiled.

“Please do the world a favour and don’t dance.”

Except a woman and two drunk men the bar was empty, all of the visitors were downstairs dancing their brains out.

The world’s only consulting detective sat down on one of the bar stools and looked down on the swaying mass of people over the railing.

“The famous Sherlock Holmes - in a disco. Never would I have imagined seeing something like that one day.”

Holmes turned around, only to meet eyes with the woman from the bar.

She was sitting right next to him now, a playful smile grazing her red lips.

He couldn’t help but eyeing her up, noticing every detail of her appearance.

This was what he was best at: Deducing people and most of the time knowing more about them than they themselves.

“Oh I know what you’re doing. Nice party trick, this little deduction thingy of yours. Care to tell me what you found out, Mister Holmes?”

He narrowed his eyes and tried remembering whether he knew this woman or not.

But no, he’d never met her before.

Probably one of John’s Blog’s many admirers.

And still - something kept the detective from acting rude towards this woman.

She seemed brighter than most normal people, even dangerous in some way.

He still had more than enough time to find his suspect, so he decided to go along and tell the woman what he’d found out about her.

“You’re 19, or 20, engaged to a notorious cheater, a journalist of some kind. You’ve just dyed your hair and recently got a cat… a Siamese cat? Oh no wait, it’s a Maine Coon.”

He continued talking about what he’d found out, but became more and more irritated while the woman’s smile grew wider and wider.

“You’re good, Holmes. But still wrong.”

She leaned closer and winked at him.

“Not a single thing of what you’ve just said was right.”

She emptied her glass of whiskey and stood up.

“It was nice talking to you, very nice. And in case you’re still looking for your man, he’s over there in one of the booths, the one in the cheap suit with faked Armani cufflinks. See ya.”

With a little wave she disappeared, leaving Sherlock no time to react.

Who the hell was that woman?

“Sherlock! There you are!”

John suddenly exclaimed, climbing up the stairs a bit breathlessly.

He’d been dancing.

“I think I found our man, flirting with a young girl on the dance floor. I-“

He stopped talking and looked at his friend.

“You okay Sherlock?”

The detective nodded absently and started wrapping the empty whiskey glass into a napkin.

“Were you talking to someone? Whose glass is this?”

Watson didn’t get an answer.

Instead, his former flatmate got going, almost running down the stairs.

“Our man is over there in one of the booths.”

John rolled his eyes.

Of course he couldn’t be right, not even this once.

anonymous asked:


general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: HE IS A SMALL BOY
hogwarts house: omg I can’t decide. Gryffindor. Because he was a strong, brave boy. But Hufflepuff could also be argued because damn that boy was loyal. Such a good boy. ;-;
best quality: such a brave boy
worst quality: he could use a better head on his shoulders
ship them with: living
brotp them with: Lexa and all his nightblood friends that he would have had to fight to the death
needs to stay away from: Ontario, Canada. Also Ontari
misc. thoughts: he’s actually alive. and he and Lexa are training happily in a wooded area together and everything is fine and happy and lovely.