sfsgdh another patron!
when i got the email from patreon saying someone just became a patron, NO LIES, at that /exact/ moment i was scrolling through ebay looking for venus flytrap seeds. i wanted to grow one myself, that no kids in the plant store had JAMMED their finger into and destroyed. (don’t poke venus traps guys, i know it’s fun as fuck but they die)
so i was looking at the cheapest one that wasn’t an obvious scam and was thinking to myself; hmm, i could buy this but.. the shipping… ..makes it too expensive .. damn it i was so hyped for growing a venus flytrap ugh- and then i got the email JUST AT THAT MOMENT
sorry i made a whole long rant post about that but oh my god! fuck yessssssss, i’m getting those plant seeds, god is real or well at least my patrons are. woo!
PS. if you read this, DM me and i will give u the password to the secret nsfw blog (if you want it) because you get all the rewards of the previous tiers, as well as the one you pledged to!