this coming from me seems weird

anonymous asked:

hello, im sorry to bother you, but i just need some advice. well, this may seem a little weird but, for some reason, a whole bunch of nsfw things have been coming up on my phone and some times...i can't get myself to look away from it. i'm 12 and i feel like i shouldn't be seeing these things, i try to stay away from it but i just keep coming back. i don't want this to become a part of me and i need some advice on it because i need to know if someone has had this experience before. thanks

!!!!!!!!!!! OK OK so if i may assume that u mean nsfw content keeps poppin up on tumblr mobile then i wanna say block as many of those as possible!!! if it’s not tumblr ur talking about then try these tips to block specific sites on using your phone’s settings!

And I mean. Getting curious is…something that happens to us all at some point? But I feel like thats something you should wait until ur older because there’s definitely sensitive material out there not meant for younger ages 

My Favourite thing about Jack

Is that he doesn’t even have to do anything big to make a positive impact! Y'know you’ve got Mark and Felix and others who seem to all be as good as jack is as people but they always seem to do ‘big’ things? It’s weird because even though they’re doing really good things it sometimes feels a bit much having these massive projects coming from people all the time and thats why Jack to me is a beacon of what everyone should strive to achieve! Because while he works on big projects he always brings it back down to the simple points of doing what you love and being kind and you can tell that that’s genuinely where it comes from and that he loves it 💚
@therealjacksepticeye you are truly an inspiration

I babysat for a couple tonight who went to see Hamilton. The wife got home and said she cried. I of course asked what part she cried at. She said non stop, which seemed weird. But then she told me that on Friday she’s becoming an American citizen like her husband and kids. She’s from the Caribbean. And she said non stop was the moment that she realized “this is what it was all about, was building this country so that people like me and Hamilton could come here and build great things.”
I don’t often get emotional about America, but this is one of the few times I did.

Don’t have a whole lot of time for clean sketches, but I may come back to this idea someday. These sketches were actually inspired by a dream I had a few nights ago. Which seems kind of weird to me, since I’m not really a fan of Ruby Gloom. Still, the idea was too cute for me to ignore, so I decided to finally work on some sketches.

At least from what I remember from the dream, it kind of played out like a TV episode. Skullboy finds a really old book in the library that has a peculiar-looking family tree on it. He sees what looks like his name, and another that looks like Jack’s name. This prompts him to make a trip to Halloween Town. After all, who wouldn’t want to find out whether or not they came from a long line of royalty, or at least related to one? The only trouble is both names are too smudged out to confirm for sure. I don’t remember too much after that, but I think the rest of the episode was them looking through Halloween Town’s catacomb/labyrinth-like city archives to find out both who the family tree belongs to, and if they’re actually a part of it.

Don’t know for sure if I’ll come back to this or do much with it, but I may decide to make a few more sketches someday. Who knows? :U

‘Night in the Woods’ sentence starters

this is a list of some of my favorite quotes from the game Night in the Woods ! feel free to change any pronouns, etc  &  feel free to add more if you wish !

  • ❛ come on, let’s steal from my boss, who trusted me. ❜ 
  • ❛ everything sucks forever. ❜
  • ❛ don’t panic, but we’re all gonna die soon. ❜
  • ❛ …are you being sarcastic? ❜
  • ❛ i wonder what kind of weird animals have babies in there? ❜
  • ❛ caring doesn’t always seem to be voluntary. ❜
  • ❛ this is garbage. ❜
  • ❛ become a fire ghost and yell at people. ❜
  • ❛ hey you get that porn off your laptop? ❜
  • ❛ it ate our futures. ❜
  • ❛ because you’re my friend, you asshole! ❜
  • ❛ i’m gonna sound so husky. ❜
  • ❛ oh yeah like that doom shit, right? ❜
  • ❛ no, i was just saying you look like crap because i love you. ❜
  • ❛ you’re a smooth talker. you’re a smoothie. ❜
  • ❛ oh my god. that was dangerous! i could have died! that was amazing! ❜
  • ❛ well, i guess i’m going to hike through the woods. through the woods is home, my bed, and my negligent parents.  ❜
  • ❛ i was so cute then. we were all so cute then. cuties, the lot of us. ❜
  • ❛ i kinda coast through on general blaaaah right now. ❜ 
  • ❛ eff college!! all those rich kids and hot people all wring sex and having papers with each other! ❜
  • ❛ i’m a total trash mammal! ❜
  • ❛ i am the keymaster! i will unlock your ass! ❜
  • ❛ but i get to hit things. ❜
  • ❛ i’m upset that we thought the exact same words. ❜
  • ❛ cannibal pig, man. ❜
  • ❛ bite my entire ass! ❜
  • ❛ go legally brain dead from lack of oxygen due to choking on my entire ass! ❜ 
  • ❛ i’m bad at decisions that mean something. ❜
  • ❛ get found dead, punks. ❜ 

anekochan  asked:

Hello miss Leigh! I met you at a book signing in Portland, Oregon - I asked you to sign my books in weird places and I tried to thank you for your stories but I got scared and the words didn't come out right and I looked dumb. I just meant, thank you for the way that your characters seem to always get tangible victory over their abusers. When everyone always tells you to forgive and move on, it's nice to see someone get to move on through getting even. Genya means so much to me. Thank you!!

1. You were lovely. Please don’t bash yourself.

2.  I’m pretty much always one step away from forming a vigilante girl gang, so I’m glad those stories resonated with you.

Okay, friends and fiends. Thank you for keeping the anon asks so kind and low salt ;) Thus endeth the ask binge! 

Originally posted by gameraboy

A thing I noticed in the newest Star Vs comic

So in listing bad things that could come from changing the past, Star says “and you’ll still be hanging out with Ferguson and Alfonzo!

She seems pretty certain that this would be a bad thing, and Marco doesn’t correct her. Which seems weird, in season one they were certainly still Marco’s friends all the way to the end, and in season two them not being present has been mostly attributed to some sort of retcon.

But this line from the comic, along with Marco mentioning Ferguson in Naysaya, leads me to think there might be an in-universe explanation for why we haven’t seen them. And given how suddenly they vanished, and how Star states definitely that they are not hanging out anymore, I think it’s plausible to theorize that something went down between seasons that was more than just them gradually drifting apart.

This Be the Verse

Angsty modern AU Lieutenant Duckling for a CS Writers’ Hub prompt. Probably the most pretentious thing I’ve ever written, and that really is saying something.

With apologies to Philip Larkin and dedicated to Sascha, wherever he may be.

1.8k. T for language.

She doesn’t really notice him until he starts bleeding.

She’s used to keeping her head down, always the new kid, always the weird kid with the hand me down clothes and a permanent scowl.

She’s never had time to worry about the other weird kids, not when her own school career has been punctuated by cruelty and laughter, and bruises that bloom like flowers, hidden under too long sleeves.

He’s probably the weirdest of them all. Scrawny and pale, with lank dark hair that hangs in his face and eyes like shards of glass. Nobody seems to know where he’s come from - not from round here and that’s for sure - his accent sharp and bitter and different, just like him.

The kids see difference and they sneer at it. Some half-wild feral boy, unloved and unwanted, his clothes half rags and his cheeks hollow; easy pickings for the gangs of roving jocks with their sly, piggy eyes and their whey protein muscles.

It only takes one of them to hold him, class rings digging into thin shoulders, while three more thump and pound and laugh and holler.

It only takes one punch back to stop them laughing.

So it is that the first time Emma Swan really notices Killian Jones, he’s bleeding from a slash on his cheek and sporting a split lip, his eye purpling as his chest heaves and he spits bile on the floor at his feet.

But more than that, more than gore and bravery and sheer stupidity against the odds, she notices fury.

After all, she knows what it’s like to be angry.

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Planning Series 4
  • Mark: Alright in light of BBC banning explicitly gay stuff from this show, we need to get this thing cancelled. Thoughts?
  • Steven: Paranormal activity, mind control, let's make this seem like Saw meets Shutter Island meets The Shining.
  • Mark: Perfect. I'll get out my clown costumes. Arwel?
  • Arwel: Elephants literally everywhere.
  • Mark: I love how you think. *Wink*
  • Amanda: Can we kill off my character in a really illogical way and then have me come back as a ghost that Sherlock AND John can see and leave weird CD messages?
  • Sue: Precisely. Now don't forget overhype this season to the max.
  • All: Born to make history!

piper-mccool  asked:

honestly I've never given much thought to the fandom's interpretations of sadie's appearance but it's definitely Weird that most ppl (including me, I'm calling myself out) immediately picture very light skin and straight hair etc. like obviously there are white-passing biracial people but the fact that seems to be the default image for sadie's appearance says loads

it’s particularly peculiar bc, like, okay yah straight hair probably comes from the official art

which isn’t necessarily the best benchmark anyway because rick’s characters are frequently whitewashed…i mean, for comparison, just look how appallingly light carter’s official art is:

but even in the official art, she’s definitely not pale. you probably wouldn’t think she’s black from looking at her, sure, and that’s true to canon, but she’s certainly not pasty white, and her hair is definitely not that super fine platinum blond. anyway, we can assume that if carter is much darker, then so is sadie.

also, this is the book cover rick praised for finally not whitewashing the kanes…sadie is still quite light, but notice that her hair is curly:

anyway, “white passing” is very subjective, and changes tremendously based on lighting, season, who you’re with, and where you are.

Something’s coming.

I was bored and I decided to watch a few episodes from a new show on Netflix and when I opened the app it showed me “my list” of my favorite shows and the first one is Sherlock. The picture for it was Sherlock and John for the series four. And today something weird happened. They changed the picture to a Sherlock picture that, honestly, I haven’t seen before.

Here you can have a look to it.

It seems to be from Series 1. But it’s still weird, rare. Is it a promo pic? Seems they’re up to something…doing changes? A new episode? The lost special?

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Welcome to Paradise: Unknown Route Part XIII (Visual Novel Mode)

Part XII     List     PartXIV

Know what guys? Tell me if I’m getting to weird with this. I have a very big tendency to do that and I don’t want to ruin the story with my weird ideas. 

SPOILERS!!!! I use Unknown’s real name in this one. 

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Visual Novel Mode

I could hear her voice. It was so calming and so inviting. Yes, that curious spunky girl, the one I’ve come to find very intriguing. And, she also seems to be able to keep the brainwashing techniques from affecting her. She’s strong. Strong minded. But even I know that can’t last forever. I’ve seen it happen. They were so strong  fought the system as much as they could and now, I can’t help but laugh, now they had beaten me to a pulp. I could’t feel it but I’m sure they were just getting their frustrations out on me. Heh heh, well who cares?

_____13 hours prior_____

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This is totally going to sound weird coming from me out of all people, but Rumbelle fandom is there any kind of fics with Rumple attending the same college as Belle, but still being like 50 years old and not the professor/teacher? Like normally ordinary AUs without magic or monsters or certain leezord weezord imps just aren’t my thing, but for some reason the idea of Gold and Belle being in the same classes as adults with him being older (I prefer the age difference)-perhaps finally getting a chance at an education he’d always longed for, seems to be intriguing me.

The smoothie fic

Dan POV
I awake to see Phil kneeling in the corner of my room, with his hands in a praying position.
Weird moans of enjoyment come from him, as he seems almost possessed.
“Phil?” I call out to him.
His head turns to me, as he quickly rushes over.
“Hey Dan, are you a towel cause I want you wrapped around me when I’m naked!” Phil says to me.
“Phil..?” I ask, somewhat afraid.
He pounces on me, pinning me to the ground.
He pulls out a shank from his pocket, and slices a straight line across my pants, and tears them off. He chuckles slightly, and stabs it into my penis. Strawberry red blood gushes out of my cock, along with silky white sperm and a combination of sperm and blood splatter Phils face and drench the shank. He forces it out, and thrusts it into my testicles, carving the insides and slicing through the right testicle all the way to the left. He grips a bit of the skin, and pulls it. Snap. The skin tears out as blood pours all over my crotch.
I try to scream, but my nerves are aching- and screaming is out of my capability.
“P-p-Phil!?!” I croak.
“Yes Danny boy? You likey” he asks kindly.
“Phil!! What are you doing?” I ask horrified.
“Wanna make a smoothie?” He suggests, as a completely random topic.
I stare into his eyes. His pupils are huge and dialated and his usually brown eyes are merging into a corse shade of red. His eyebrows are tilted slightly downwards, as his teeth suddenly seem somewhat sharper. He looks high, as if on some sort of drug.
“Phil? Are you on drugs???” I ask, hopefully it’s just drugs..
“Time to make a smoothie!” He yells, as he dashes to the kitchen. He returns with a blender and a large measuring cup.
“First ingredient is banana” he announces, pulling out a banana from his pocket and carefully peeling it, making sure to remove all the bruised parts for aesthetic.
“Now ice!”
He grabs a tray of ice, and “accidentally” spills it onto my crotch.
“AGHHH” I shout. As he doesn’t even bother to pick up the ice off my crotch, and let’s it sit there, causing frost bite to occur on my now torn genitalia.
“Now the final ingredient.. Cock”
Cock? He must mean chicken. Who the hell would put a penis into a smoothie? Certainly not a sane person.. But is Phil even CLOSE to sane at this point?
It is obvious he meant what he said, as he grabs a spatula and cautiously scrapes my crushed and torn genitalia into the blender cup. I close my eyes for a second, and BAM.
I’m kicked onto my front. I feel Phil kneel onto of me.. and then I feel something enter my butthole.
It’s Phils dick.
Phils dick is in my anal cavity.
Even though Phil isn’t attractive to me.. He still makes me feel nice. He rides me properly and softly, almost perfectly. It rubs against my g spot, tickling and arousing me. It’s not the horrifying tickle from when kids would  try to touch your armpits or knee caps in elementary.. No.. It’s more of a sensation tickle. That will bring a positive sensation through your whole body. I moan slightly, but not purposely. The moan just sortve fell out.
“You like that Dan?” Phil smirks.
“Then what about this?”
He quickly slides out of me, and grabs the shank again. He stabs it into my anal cavity, exactly where my g spot is. The blade turns and tears up the area and all the nerves connected to it. This time I moan.. Moan out of pure pain. This agony. This suffering.. Then he does something.
Something I did not expect.. never would’ve.
he grabs the blender bottom, the part with the blade.. And sticks it in my anus..
he turns the thing on..
Skin tears everywhere, smacking against the walls, peeling, and blood splurts against the walls, from the fast rotation of the blade. The pain gets so strong. The throbbing of my torn genitalia, the sharp spinning blade in my anus. The feeling that I was just raped. It was too much..
just then.
I black out..
I awake in a hospital bed. Bandages wrapped around pretty much all of the lower half of my body. I feel a touch on my shoulder.
“Hey Dan.”
It’s phil. That demonic monster..
“What happened?” I ask. Pretending not to remember.
“Oh.. You got hit by a bus while you were out buying a hamster.” He responds kindly. His eyes look regular. The pupils are of average size, and they’re more of a brother wn tone instead of red. His eyebrows are perked in a kind yet sad expression.
“Really..? Well then.. I must’ve had a horrible dream.. It involved you being a vicious psycho killer.. And..”
“Shh Dan. It’s okay”
He strokes my shoulder, and smiles softly. Just then he walks over to my hospital dresser, and picks up a mug, and hands it to me.
“Here. It’s a special drink I made. It’s made of banana, ice and.. a special ingredient..”
He passes it to me.
I look into the cup.
It’s the smoothie…….

The Way You Make Me Feel

You got a little bit of break at the beginning of the year, but the monsters seemed to start to come out again in March. The beginning of the year was time spent researching and resting, but March was time to put the research into play. A few salt-and-burns, a haunting or two, and by the end of the month, wendigoes, vamps, and shifters had started wreaking havoc again.

However…

Before the end of the month when things tended to get really hairy, John would take a weekend and borrow the Impala from Dean. Weird situation, you knew, but sometimes John just itched to get behind Baby’s wheel, and you–and Dean, really–couldn’t blame him. The two of you would pack a bag, roll the windows down, and let the Impala’s rumbling engine soothe your souls. 

John had heard you talking with Sam one night, explaining how you’d love to visit different areas of the country during the different seasons. So, John drove the two of you to Washington, D.C. so you could see the cherry blossoms. You spent St. Patrick’s Day in a field of clover, trying to find one with four leaves before John did. And getting the timing somehow perfectly, John got you to Texas in time to see the bluebonnets in bloom.

You offered no explanation to Dean when he asked why Baby’s backseat was almost covered in flower petals. You simply shared a smile with John, feeling your cheeks warm as you thought to how the petals had gotten in the car in the first place. 

All the reasons to force.

Me: *sigh* Nobody cares about anything I do! Why should I ever bother?

Tulpa: You know, forcing might solve that problem for you.

Me: I really wish I had someone to talk to throughout the day so I don’t get that weird brain fog and emotional-ness that comes from being alone.

Tulpa: *coughing* foRCE *cough*

Me: I always do better on my homework when there’s someone around me, watching me…I feel like I have to do good then, most of the time.

Tulpa: Perhaps…maybe…just maybe…forcing might help…with that…

Me: I don’t believe my positive thoughts unless someone else backs them up! They don’t seem “real” unless they’re confirmed by another person!

Tulpa: *trying to violently shake me* FORCE YOU DICKWAD F O R C E

Say It Out Loud

Megamind/Roxanne

T for language

Summary: Roxanne is harassed by a fellow reporter who doesn’t seem to understand the meaning of the word ‘no’. Megamind punches him. Roxanne would like Megamind to admit that this is not exactly standard supervillain behavior. 


“Come on, babe, let me take you out,” Bradley-from-Channel-9 says to Miss Ritchi cajolingly.

Megamind, handcuffed and leaning back against police car, rolls his eyes.

Of course, all other newscasters are inherently inferior to Rox—Miss Ritchi. That goes without saying. But Bradley-from-Channel-9 is in a special class all his own. A low class. He’s got that smarmy grin and that perfect newscaster hair (Megamind hates the perfect newscaster hair) and that general air of I’m-so-much-cooler-than-everyone-else that makes Megamind’s skin crawl and reminds him forcibly of shool-age Metro Man.

Metro Man is standing a little way off, talking to another group of fawning reporters. He should have ignored them long enough to make sure Megamind was being arrested properly. The idiot cop that handcuffed Megamind with his hands behind his back—surely everybody knows that you want Megamind’s hands where you can see them?—has now abandoned Megamind beside the police car in favor of trying to get the attention of yet another inferior newscaster, a woman with blonde hair and a grin like a shark wearing lipstick.

Megamind slips the lock picks from his sleeve. He’s totally going to escape before he even gets to jail; this is going to be great.

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Buffy The Vampire Slayer Starters [ originally via buffyiisms ]

  • “Pepper spray is just so passe.”
  • “Destructo Girl, that’s me.”
  • “Okay, at this point you’re abusing sarcasm.”
  • “If the apocalypse comes, beep me.”
  • “And the weird behavior award goes to…”
  • “Cool! Crossbow!”
  • “”You read my diary!”
  • “I can just tell that something’s wrong, my spider sense is tingling.”
  • “ The least you could do is exhibit some casual interest.”
  • “ I don’t wanna die.“
  • “We saved the world. I say we party!”
  • “Your mouth is open and sound is coming from it. This is never good.“
  • “Love makes you do the wacky.”
  • “You’re the one freaky thing in my freaky world that still makes sense to me.”
  • “My emotions give me power.”
  • “I seem to be having a slight case of nudity here.“
  • “Chocolate means nothing to me.”
  • “ The next impulsive decision I make will involve my choice of dentures.“
  • “ Do you think I chose to be like this?”
  • “We’re not friends. We never were.”
  • “Your logic does not resemble our Earth logic.”
  • “World is what it is. We fight. We die. Wishing doesn’t change that.”
  • “You’re weak. Everybody is. Everybody fails.”
  • “Strong is fighting! It’s hard, and it’s painful, and it’s every day. It’s what we have to do.”
  • “ I know what goes bump in the night. “
  • “ I can’t be helpless like that.”
  • “We help people! It doesn’t mean we can do whatever we want.”
  • “My brain isn’t really functioning on the higher levels. It’s pretty much: fire bad; tree pretty.”
  • “Oh, I’m not really into porn… I mean I’m just… I’m trying to cut way back.”
  • “ “I like my evil like I like my men - evil.”
  • “That probably would have sounded more commanding if I wasn’t wearing my yummy sushi pajamas.”
  • “Yeah, well love isn’t logical.”
  • “No matter what, somebody’s gonna get hurt.”
  • “Thank you, logic boy.”
  • “Your definition of narrow is impressively wide.”
  • “ I don’t know how to live in this world if these are the choices.”
  • “Maybe it was lint. Maybe it was evil lint!”
  • “You always hurt the one you love.”
  • “We do not joke about eating people in this house!”
  • “I’m using you. I can’t love you.”
  • “That’s because the dress is radioactive.”
  • “ I could never trust you enough for it to be love.“
  • “ And at some point, someone has to draw the line “
  • "OK, you know, this is beyond evil. This is insane troll logic.”
  • "I’m beyond tired. I’m beyond scared.”
  • “ I’m the thing that monsters have nightmares about.”
  • “ I don’t know what’s coming next, but I do know it’s gonna be just like this.”
  •  “They’re not all gonna make it. Some will die, and nothing I can do will stop that.”
  • “I have a mission to win this war, to save the world.”
  • “ And you’re what? Shocked and disappointed? I’m evil!”
  • “ What are you doing here. Five words or less.”
  • “ I personally don’t think it’s possible to come up with a crazier plan.”
  • “ Are you not used to being given orders?”
  • “ No one asks for their life to change, not really.”

Plz plz PLZ be nice to antis, I mean it. I know this sounds weird coming from me who tends to be sorta harsh, but please I’m begging you to be nice them. Most of them are 15-16 age range and we all know how angry we can be during that time, especially as women with no outlet for that rage. The other half of them have gone through hell or are going through hell and that fucks you up in unique ways. I know they probably wouldn’t be nice back, but please please be nice to them?

Especially the ones who don’t seem totally into it. That anti I sat down with and said “this what you’re doing is harmful, you have valid anger, but you’re sharing it with people who didn’t consent to take it.” When they responded with a concern, I validated the concern and then answered the rest of their questions. If I had just said “figure it out on your own” it would have done nothing or if I had yelled at them  and not treated them like an adult I wouldn’t have gotten through to them.

If you encounter an anti who’s willing to talk please talk with them, they might be going through something they might just need someone to listen to their frustrations OR they might not understand what they’re doing wrong. Talk to them, don’t send them to a post, that post won’t answer all their questions. Talk to them, and if you don’t have the energy send them to me or someone who does.

anonymous asked:

trying to spread a little positivity, so....who are all your friends and what do you like about them? 💛

okay so this isn’t nearly all of them but here’s the ones off the top of my head

@cashmrenoose - okay so Maddie is actually my girlfriend but she’s also my bestfriend. I like how I can tell her everything and not have a fear of being judged or anything like that.

@jinxed-trash - for a binhc she is actually really nice. she doesnt want to fight me and that’s actually a compliment when it’s coming from her xD

@pheonix1115 - is super nice!!! like we’ve only been talking for a few days but they seem really nice and cool andjndf :D

@darkmillennium - is a dork but it’s okay because I still like them :D

@the-ninjas-stole-my-url - cameron is literally so nice and funny and puts up with my weird shit it’s so great

@novocainehowell - aaa mikayla and i have been friends for so long!!! i care about her so much she’s really great

@frnks-gerard - is my mother. like, she is my person who i come to for advice and to also annoy with all my antics

@sherclod - i love how we can be so gay about who we love with each other. it’s just a nice feeling, y’know? and like, she’s super nice and we give each other advice all the time, it’s really great


There’s so many other amazing people I talk to, but there’s a few!