this comic is my goddamn life

anonymous asked:

What do you mean nothing surprises you with comics anymore?

like today, when i was checking this week’s DC’s publications to know what i should catch up with and i misread “new super-man” for “new spider-man” and i legitimately spent five minutes debating with myself about spiderman coming to DC. i literally tried to convince my brain a big marvel character somehow migrating to DC was more possible than me misreading/the site mispelling. it got to the point i connected jk simmons being in the DCEU as a possible and viable connection for the spiderman characters to be part of DC comics as well. not only that but i also very nearly convinced myself. i just accepted it. i just accepted it. i’ve done the comics business for a while. if peter parker wants to move to gotham i can’t do a goddamn thing about it. catch the next batman origins story featuring the death of the waynes AND uncle ben’s. you can’t stop comics. you can’t goddamn stop them

Mme Bustier's class as Things My Friends and I Have Said
  • Marinette: "I keep messing everything up could I not be like this please?"
  • Alya: "Fuck you, I'd rather be on Tumblr."
  • Adrien: "I am but a smol, and couldn't hurt anything. Unless it's a mosquito, because I hate mosquitoes."
  • Nino: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, music is my way out of life."
  • Nathanael: "I love tomatoes! Don't shit on tomatoes!"
  • Alix: "I will sue this entire school."
  • Kim: "Actually fight me, I dare you.
  • Max: "I'm a nerd, you're a nerd, everyone in this goddamn class is a nerd."
  • Rose: "Aw, I'm pretty. Right?"
  • Juleka: "Um, no, I don't like you. Now could you go away?"
  • Ivan: "I am tall and look tough but I am secretly a comic nerd and will cry if you hate me."
  • Mylene: "I am not short! You're all just tall!"
  • Chloe: "Excuse me, but could you please keep your weird ass expectations like, three hundred feet away from me?"
  • Sabrina: "They think I am a sidekick but I actually do all the work."
  • Mme Bustier: "Please End me."
  • BONUS
  • Lila: "Bitch I'm the devil on everyone's shoulder, now shut the fuck up."
7

Josephine/ Adaar fuels my life, enough to make a comic and draw sketches of them all the goddamn time.

Also I MIGHT have exagerated Adaar’s size but oh well, the bigger size difference the better am I right?

Got7 appreciation post

Mark Tuan

reasons to stan this cute lil muffin:

  1. He’s pretty fucking insane at acrobats, okay.
  2. He raps out the side of his mouth, and if that’s not the hottest thing eVER, you’re invited to leave. 
  3. He probably gives the warmest and best hugs ever. Mark is so fluffy and sweet and loveable no one touch me 
  4. His laugh is so c u te goodbye
  5. He’s the quiet one, so there’s sure to be a lot of secret observing and I am just so into the concept of quiet wallflower Mark, tbh.  
  6. Also this happened: 


Im Jaebum

reasons to stan my sweet soft baby boy

  1. He’s a softie. Feeds stray cats in his downtime even if they scratch him.
  2. He is a precious little pancake who loves being onstage and being praised. 
  3. He’s an only child but he loves the members like they’re his brothers. 
  4. He’s kinda really fucking hot
  5. Chic and sexy
  6. soundS LIKE AN ANGEL
  7. also he is the mOST boyfriend-looking mf in the world. look at this shit

b y e 

Jackson Wang

reasons to stan the epitome of boyfriend goals

  1. He loves his family so much omfg (posterboy for Momma’s Boys R Us tbh)
  2. He is a literal angel, I’m pretty fucking positive. 
  3. He’s the comic relief for my boys and I will forever be indebted to him for keeping them happy.
  4. His laugh and that smile, someone put me in a cage 
  5. He knows, like, five different languages
  6. He does this adorable thing where he runs away from pretty girls okay do not touch me 
  7. Wang Puppy. 
  8. He’s also hot af goodbye


Park Jinyoung

reasons to stan the bean

  1. He’s an A+ actor
  2. His English has improved so much since their debut and I am so glad to say that I got to hear it in person and I am so goddamn proud
  3. He’s like a real-life sour patch kid– sour on the outside (savage, actually, lol) and secretly a big softie on the inside 
  4. Have you seen his performances lately because hot damn
  5. He literally has the voice of an angel tbh
  6. Park Gae is my life, alright?
  7. He, too, is fine asf.


Choi Youngjae

reasons to stan my lil otter

  1. He is literal sunshine incarnate. It’s impossible to be sad when you look at him. 
  2. Coco’s mom 
  3. 300-time thickest calves award winner
  4. Makes everyone their smiley best <3
  5. He sounds like Fergie and Jesus had a baby, that gorgeous voice ugh
  6. That blonde glow-up though
  7. He’s hot af too don’t touch me

holy shit rip

Bambam

reasons to stan the love of my life

  1. Do you see that smile on his face omfg what a cutie pie???
  2. Dab boi
  3. Sweeter than frickin’ candy
  4. Designer hoe boyfriend
  5. Yugbam
  6. Chelsbam (ship it)
  7. It is literally impossible to be sad in his presence okay it’s like he’s the sun and I’m the earth
  8. His accent is so cute I fucking die okay
  9. He’s so hot, man.

ultimate bias af

Kim Yugyeom

reasons to stan the evil maknae who ruins my life

  1. He can freestyle the fuck out of some dance moves
  2. Hit the Stage. B y e 
  3. Cutest smile in the entire world oh sweet lord
  4. Sweetest baby in the universe
  5. Got excited over ordering a hotdog in English (thank u based naver app + Hard Carry)
  6. My pure sweet boy
  7. I cried when he came out onstage bc he really is the most pure human being I have ever come into contact with, my little muffin
  8. Silver Yugyeom is my religion
  9. also hot af


stan talent, my friends. 

disclaimer: none of these images are mine. 

Sizing SUCKS!

I hate sizing in the fashion industry. I am a bigger person. I have been made fun of my entire life for it. I hate my size and it’s extremely difficult for me to lose weight (though I continue to try). Just bought a dress for comic con, because I’m going as my light, my love, Penelope Garcia, and in order for me to wear the dress, I have to order it two sizes bigger than I actually am, the biggest they offer on the website. 

Now, if the dress fits, I’ll be happy, because it’s so a Garcia dress, but goddamn, I hate sizing! -_-

thisnerdbytes  asked:

Okay but Cad trying to discreetly explain to guests that Dean thinks this reason is a cat and please play along. And eventually they almost sort of domesticated the thing and Dean names it something ridiculous and takes it on walks.

OH MY GOD yeeesSSS

i’ve been wanting to draw out a comic where dean is like

hey cas I guess we should get this little guy fixed…we gotta take him to the vet

AND THEN cas is panicking trying to figure out a way to explain to the vet without sounding crazy that his goddamn lovable blind ass boyfriend brought a FUGLY ASS RACCOON HOME THINKING IT WAS A FUCKING CAT! and it stares at cas and sometimes cas fears for his life because the stare is so dead looking.

Character Typing Hell: An example

Lest you think I was joking, here’s an example.

Matt Murdoch from Daredevil (Netflix). I think he’s an ISFP because he’s impulsive, makes his decisions generally from a place of what he believes is the right thing to do rather than what makes the most sense to do, will not compromise to make others happy, centers his life around his moral mission, and so on.

Tumblr I usually trust, though I definitely have my points of disagreement (funkymbtifiction; usually good but I fundamentally disagree on some of the Fi/Fe emotion-based arguments): ESFP (unofficial typing). Not unreasonable; I think his Fi is stronger than his Se but I’m not 100% positive.

Reddit: 2 votes ISTP, 2 votes INFJ, only evidence provided is for one of the INFJ arguments:“extremely concerned with justice and has a vision of how things ought to be” ah yes only the holy INFJ cares about justice and change.

INTJ forum: mostly for ISTP because ‘kind of a loner’ and individual thinking and action…one person points out that leaving a known quantity lucrative big law job for ethical reasons is kind of Fi [my note: could be Fe too for that matter, but probably not inferior Fe guiding such a massive life choice], someone else says INFP and makes the same Fi argument and points out that ISTPs care about ‘looking cool’ and Matt…doesn’t? Anyway zero evidence provided for Ne. Breakdown: self-typed NJs think he’s an ISTP except one who says ISTJ with no evidence provided and also calls Foggy ‘comic relief guy’ and Karen ‘the chick’ so that person watched it; INFP thinks he’s an INFP.

Personality cafe: mostly for ISFJ or ISTJ, no evidence. One argument for “Daredevil struck me as NF, because of how strongly he believed in what he does.” THAT’S RIGHT. ONLY NFs HAVE CONVICTIONS.

Typology central: ISTP mostly. W/r/t other characters, someone decides that ‘S types play by the rules’ (hahahahahahahahahahahahaha have you met an Se dom ever). Then we get one of the most atrocious INFJ arguments I have ever seen in my goddamn life. Evidence provided: is an idealist (not strictly associated with MBTI, though I’ll grant it’s more tied to higher feeling functions); frustrated with reality (reality often sucks, I’m an Si dom and reality frustrates the shit out of me sometimes, this is just an opinion and not evidence of any function); believes in truth and justice (uh…don’t we all); takes unorthodox paths to achieve goals in a more immediate way (ALL HUMANS CAN HAVE GOALS OH MY FUCKING GOD and using an unconventional method for more immediacy screams NP or SP); “cares more about what is happening in the outside world than in his own” (Did you mean…sensor?) , poor at planning things out (….and so you decided he was AN NI DOM, YOU MOLDY CABBAGE?), learns and grows better…from “connecting the dots” of his experience (I cannot even at this point), says he can’t be an ISTP because he’s primarily motivated by morals, which I actually do agree with because unless he’s in a multi-year Fe-grip his Ti would be like “wait this makes no fucking sense” in about 30 seconds; then says “ISTPs are primarily motivated by victory” which, not really, far more motivated by what makes sense and like, what they want at the moment.

Then the rest of the forum is like “yes, yes, indeed” and then I closed the tab because it’s really not worth getting (more) enraged at 2-year-old ignorance.

MBTI blog I don’t particularly trust: ISFJ, just kind of puts down the ISFJ description without tying it to the character so not sure where you’re going there buddy

Mongolian chicken recipe: not about this but I did have this tab open concurrently and it’s at least as accurate as Typology central

Note: If you type a character the burden of proof is not just on the traits you see in them but also why this specifically indicates the type you have assigned. “Has morals”, “has goals”, and “values truth” and “cares about people” are cannot be attributed to any one type. The reason I drag a lot of INFJ typings is because they usually rely on those non-arguments almost exclusively. 

For some INFJ typings I actually respect: Asami from Legend of Korra, Liz Lemon from 30 Rock, and Amy Dunne from Gone Girl. There are actually solid arguments that rely on those characters’ future-focuses that supersede their perceptions of reality and their collective desire to be seen in a certain way by other people and in turn create a specific dynamic with those people (positive with Asami, neutral/varies with Liz, negative with Amy). Truth and caring about others barely enter into it; goals are specifically personal and symbolic, and morals are specifically external.

to those of you not watching koc know that the guys have been pulling genuine ideas from goddamn fanfic

they have an entire “i accidentally married my best friend” episode and the way it’s acted out is exactly the way i would have done it in a comic please watch this

my name is kelly and I work in a comic book shop, and in the time I’ve worked there 2 sets of subscribers have had babies, who they’ve then taken to bringing in with them to the shop. Both children, independently of one another, at around the age of 2, started calling comic books “kelly books.”

it’s happened twice. it lights up my whole goddamn life.

it’s ridiculous but shocking me because, last year i was at the lowest point imaginable i really was for at least 2 years of…the lowest you can imagine, i even dropped out i really did and even sabotaged my own art school interview i’ll say it, but this year, i got accepted into a very specific comic art school, i got a job i live alone my skin fucking cleared up for no goddamn reason MY VISION GOT BETTER…and i think i can be rational, calm and capable for the first time in my life

 tagged by @rozenkrojc

FIVE THINGS YOU’D FIND IN MY BAG

  1. sweets
  2. Chtullu
  3. maybe a cat napping
  4. some documents
  5. a pen

FIVE THINGS IN MY BEDROOM

  1. Molag bal the jewel holder
  2. cats
  3. buns
  4. my computer
  5. Elric comic

FIVE THINGS I WANT TO DO IN LIFE

  1. go see friends
  2. move to a colder place
  3. live near the sea
  4. make my own comic
  5. spread more love and merriment

FIVE THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY

  1. drawing
  2. video games
  3. my cat
  4. bun susucre
  5. friends

FIVE THINGS I’M CURRENTLY INTO

  1. the elder scrolls
  2. drawing
  3. modding
  4. buns
  5. my bed ?

FIVE THINGS ON MY TO-DO LIST

  1. find a goddamn job (too)
  2. get ride of my pain definetly
  3. lose some weight (yeah me too)
  4. make a 3d print of Sanguine shrine
  5. finish to pay my dad grave

Tag : who want to do this ? xD @falkenphoenix @doku-sama @liadys @daddy-sheogorath @definitely-not-mannimarco @mannimarcos-staff and who else ?