this coloring is gross ; ;

I had a really fucked-up body horror dream last night. I’m going to describe it now. Consider yourselves warned if you keep reading.

The right side of my body was lightly encrusted with what I told myself was “acne”. They were hard, stiff, and scab-like, varying in color and texture. Some were large pale craters, others raised brown pustules. I avoided looking at or touching them even when they started to creep across my jaw and neck.

My cat, however, was oddly fixated on them. Every time I walked into the room, she would rush over to me and start biting at them. It didn’t hurt much, but it made it impossible to ignore my affliction, and it grossed me out. I had to continuously push her off and lock her in different rooms, but it got to the point where my parents and I decided that it was time to surrender her to a shelter for adoption.

I tearfully went to pet her one last time. As expected, she latched onto my hand and began gnawing at the scabs there. I tried to pry her off, but she was biting down hard. With a shout of pain, I finally managed to shake her off. She’d torn open one of the scabs and had something else in her mouth - one end of a long, black, wriggling worm. The other end was still under my skin. I watched in horror as my cat yanked backwards and the worm was pulled completely out of my flesh and was followed by a thin trail of blood. It writhed on the floor for a moment before escaping through a crack in the boards.

“Mom, Dad… I think I’m very, very sick,” I cried, holding my cat tightly and trying not to pass out.

Heather M: Ronnie, what color does blue and yellow make?

Veronica: That, cutie, would be green.

Heather M: Excellent! Give me a minute I’ll be right back! *leaves*

Heather M: *Comes back carrying Heather Duke*

Veronica: Why did you bring Heather?

Heather M: She shall be our baby!

Heather D: Ugh, y'all are gross. Can I go home now?

Top Ten People You Want to Know Better

Tagged by: @lyrikin

Name: Audrey

Nickname: Scully (i have the same birthday as her!!

Favourite color: greyish blue or black

Last song I listened to: Bulletproof Heart by My Chemical Romance

Favourite TV show: Voltron, The X-Files, and Supernatural (wow its like i like the paranormal)

First fandom: Percy Jackson!!

Books currently reading: re-reading Harry Potter

Worst thing eaten: ate pineapples once lol never again

Bonus: recently moved schools and i run on two hours of sleep a night and redbull :DDD

I’d like to tag: @garrettshunk @pinkesbaum @wittyy-name @wolfpainters @baked-mashed-potato @looveel-realm @witchplaza @underlytrashy @pngpotpies @ke1th

don’t do it if you don’t want to!!! have fun :DD


luis and penny are only canon in one au but they will always have a special au in my  h e a r t

also i have this weird thing about when someone takes a fat female character but draws them buff as a male character, or when someone takes a buff male character and make their female version excessively thin and feminine. i don’t wanna do that. iss gross. luis is a Cute and Fat boy and penny is still Jacked As Shit

another thing i used to do with them was like give them “gendered” clothing and colors before i realized that neither of those things have genders. plus it wasn’t true to the actual characters at all, i mean a male version of luna would still be obsessed with pink and big hair

anyway, uh

enjoy my children with their genders swapped around (it’s called “cis swap” now, right? i know there are more than two gender identities now, but the original characters here were male and female respectively, so i just swapped between them)

((oh my god this was longer than i intended))


kindergarten AU from my first stream ever today! thanks anyone who watched (it was 3 people, i supposed)

something i fished out from the trashcan to color *sweats*

this is the comic for this AU part 1

im thinking that yurio’s grandpa is the kindergarten owner, yuri has to see their grossness every day, and yuuko is the caretaker