- boyfriend: *has hands so dry his skin started to crack*
- me: *loud gasp* oh my goodness come here *rubs his hands with a lot of Lemony Flutter for a few minutes*
- boyfriend: he that smells nice...
- *two days later*
- boyfriend calls me: OMG THAT LEMON THING IS AMAZING. CAN YOU GET ME LIKE TWO OF THEM, because I finished the one you left me :DDDD
scuzz, i did that thing on twitter where u retweeted the thing and they sent u valentines card from a hero and i got sombra and i just,, bless