HOW IS IT THAT PEOPLE DON’T THINK NAMJOON IS ATTRACTIVE?!
HAVE YOU SEEN HIS FACE?! HE’S GOT THE SOFTEST GAZE AND THE SWEETEST EYES I HAVE EVER SEEN. HE HAS FULL LIPS (THAT I MIGHT ACTUALLY BE JEALOUS OF…) AND THE LITTLEST/BOOPABLE(?) NOSE LIKE WHAT THE HELL. AND TO TOP EVERYTHING, HE’S GOT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SOUL…
Aries: Beverly. Daring, passionate, adventurous, vivacious,
and optimistic. Stands up for themselves. Most likely to have a secret admirer
(or six). Edgy haircut. Secret talent = murder.
Taurus: Ben. Steady, responsible, and dependable. Physically
strong. Thinks about their crush 24/7 but keeps it on the down low. Heart of gold. Great
at building things. Likes snacks.
Gemini: Pennywise. Evil, pure evil. Laughs a lot. Always
trying to chat you up when you’re busy. Won’t take no for an answer. EVIL. Sleeps
Cancer: Eddie. Needs attention. Emotionally fragile. Persistent,
loyal, and affectionate. Favorite hobby is being an anxious mess. WebMD. Flawless
color coordination. Likes bad boys (i.e. Sagittarius). Fanny packs.
Leo: Bill. Charismatic, generous, truthful, and brave. A
natural leader. Kind and creative. Protective of their friends and loved ones. Stubborn
and determined. Perf.
Virgo: Stan. Neat, rational, and analytical. Can be shy or
quiet. Hardworking and practical. Neurotic. Perfectly ironed polos and khakis. Boy Scout. Taken for granted. Cleans windows like a boss.
Libra: Richie. Never stops talking. Knows all the gossip. Has
like 4553835851 friends but still fears being alone. Video games. Musically gifted. Just wants to be loved. Eats ice cream to dull the pain of existential crises.
Scorpio: Ben. Cerebral, reserved, and secretive. Romantic
and thoughtful. Intuitive and dedicated. Loves the library. Writes poetry. Unexpectedly
fierce. New Kids On The Block.
Sagittarius: Richie. Wild. Smart but lazy. Outdoorsy.
Humorous, extroverted, and enthusiastic. Can be tactless and irresponsible. Shameless
flirt. On his way to steal your girl. SINNAMON ROLL. Hawaiian shirts.
Capricorn: Stan. Serious, mature, and mysterious. Adorably
awkward. Sometimes suspicious and nervous. Wants to be fun but isn’t quite sure
how. Dresses like a grandpa. Unintentionally hilarious.
Aquarius: Bill. Selfless and idealistic. Wants to make the
world a better place. A good listener. Contemplative. Inventive. Assertive and
independent. Loves turtles. Plaid.
Pisces: Mike. Compassionate, sensitive, and caring. Non-confrontational.
Sometimes pessimistic and easily discouraged. Likes nature and animals. Rustic
sense of fashion. Total hippie.