this book really makes you think; about e v e r y t h i n g

anonymous asked:

i wanna hear all about the cursed child when you finish it haha i've only seen spoilers so far but oh boy lol

ALL THE SPOILERS ARE TRUE AND JUST AS ABJECTLY RIDICULOUS IN CONTEXT AS THEY SOUND OUT OF CONTEXT, H O W E V E R, ALL THE SPOILERS NEGLECTED TO MENTION THAT: 

a) everything Scorpius Malfoy says and does will make you want to strap on armour and charge into battle for love of him, 

b) one of Scorpius’s first lines is ‘I’ve always regarded the Pepper Imp as the king of the confectionary bag’, which renders the whole Everyone Thinks Scorpius Is Voldemort’s Son subplot/mystery UTTERLY UNNECESSARY because OF COURSE THIS RIDICULOUS CHILD IS THE FRUIT OF DRACO MALFOY’S LOINS, 

c) Draco gets some weighty shit to say/is just Redemption Arc AF all the way through, so 

d) HAZ AND DRAZ MAKE FRIENDS and 

e) Draco gets to join The Gang for World-Saving Hijinks, which means 

f) some scenes are DRARRY AF AS FUCK, but mainly 

g) everything about this play will make you Team Malfoy Forever, holy shit, like, wtf, 

h) at one point Harry and Draco are duelling and Draco goes ‘Keep up, old man’ and Harry’s like ‘WE’RE THE SAME AGE, DRACO’ which made me laugh so hard I had to put the book down for a good five minutes, 

i) it also bears mentioning that RON AND HERMIONE ARE IN LOVE IN EVERY TIMELINE, god bless @whoever the hell wrote this thing, 

j) speaking of whoever wrote this thing, they took the whole ‘Harry couldn’t really hear the commentary during the first Triwizard Task very well from his position in the Champions’ Tent’ and handed us Ludo Bagman yelling DOG DIGGITY, CEDRIC DIGGORY, YOU ARE A DOGGY DYNAMO! which I will be forever thankful for, 

k) Albus and Scorpius make their great escape off the Hogwarts Express while it’s in motion and the trolley witch turns into a terrifying Immortal Guardian of the Train and hurls explosive pasties at them, while casually dropping into the admittedly weird conversation that Fred’n’George and the Marauders all tried to get off the train while it was moving, EMPHASIS ON ‘TRIED’, 

l) turns out my SCORP LAD WOT LAD “joke” was completely inaccurate as, world-ending and illegal shenanigans aside, Scorpius and Albus are BORING NERDS, but 

m) their entire relationship is a personification of the ‘I would follow you to the ends of the earth with only mild complaining’ text post, and 

n) I am 100% positive that by the time they turn 16 they will be Experimenting and Laughing It Off while also Staring Wistfully At Each Other While The Other One’s Not Paying Attention, because oh my god, they are completely smitten with each other, LITERALLY, 

o) when plot things happen and Harry won’t let them see each other anymore, there’s an ENTIRE MONTAGE of them being DESOLATE AND DISTRAUGHT, the word “heartbroken” is used about both of them, Draco bursts into Harry and Ginny’s house like ‘MY SON IS IN TEARS POTTER, WTF’, it’s all very Fraught and Forbidden Romance-y, and when they’re allowed to be friends again they’re like ‘you’re… the best person I know… you… make me stronger…’ ‘…!! … that’s so nice… I didn’t like my life without you in it… !!!’ and then Albus tells Scorpius he’s kind from the depths of his belly to the tips of his fingers which is the most ROMANTIC SHIT I HAVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE, ALBUS POTTER GOT GAME SON, but anyway, they’re in love, fight me, WHAT ELSE? 

p) Harry does all the cooking, 

q) Draco gets excited about a farmer’s market, 

r) Ron is the fucking best person on planet earth, probably, 

s) Harry and Draco burst into Slytherin and try to get up to the dormitory to find Albus and Scorpius and this one kid is yelling at them like ‘PARENTS AREN’T ALLOWED IN THE HOUSE COMMON ROOMS WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF-’ and McGonagall just appears and says ‘Please don’t be tiresome, Craig’ and honestly if I was Craig I’d never show my face again, 

t) I forgot to mention that in the weird Voldemort Day Blood Ball Scorpion King AU Scorpius gets to talk to Snape and blah blah blah plot Snape is giving him a pep talk like ‘Think about Albus. You’re giving up your kingdom for Albus, right? One person. All it takes is one person.’ which is just… indescribably romo, and 

u) in the Voldemort Day Blood Ball Scorpion King AU dark Draco Malfoy is still better at dadding than regular timeline Harry Potter, which I don’t think any of us saw coming, 

v) Harry asks Draco what he wanted to do as a grown-up when he was a kid and Draco says ‘Quidditch. But I wasn’t good enough. Mainly I wanted to be happy.’ which is honestly just fucking savage and I can’t believe I lived through it, ALSO I had to read the line ‘It is exceptionally lonely, being Draco Malfoy’ with my own eyes, so I’m taking tomorrow off work, 

w) this incredibly soul-baring and candid convo comes on the heels of HARRY COMING FOR DUMBLEDORE(’S PORTRAIT) ABOUT HOW DUMBLEDORE TREATED HARRY AND I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE. he yells at Dumbledore until Dumbledore is LITERALLY WEEPING. I don’t even want to tell you what he says because you all need to experience that moment of cleansing rightness in your lives, 

x) despite all the batshit plot things, the play actually deals with all the characters’ traumas FAR BETTER than the series ever did. we get actual GINNY and TOM RIDDLE shit in this play guys! it gets talked about! how it affected Ginny gets talked about! Harry has nightmares! Harry vents his feelings! Draco tells Harry about how alone he felt and how that sent him to such a bad place! Draco, Ginny and Harry understand each other and bond over shared trauma! who the fuck expected this! not fucking me! 

y) I was emotional as hell throughout because I’m nothing if not dramatic but there’s a bit towards the very end involving HAGRID, THE BEST DUDE, that legit made me sob my little heart out from the agony of two decades’ worth of accumulated feelings about this series, 

 z) so yeah. Harry has to watch his parents die because Albus is a rebellious little emo gobshite who got a crush on a live-action DeviantArt OC from 2005 called Delphi who has silvery-blue hair and is secretly Voldemort and Bellatrix’s lovechild, BUT WHO CARES, I FUCKING LOVE HARRY POTTER AND I HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE READING THIS OFFICIALLY SANCTIONED CRACKFIC, 10/10, WOULD EXPERIENCE PURE JOY AGAIN!!!!!

Kindergarten Teacher!Seventeen

Originally posted by giantgyu

Request: seventeen as kindergarten teacher?

Apologies for taking so long! My exams wrapped up today so I’m finally free :^) Enjoy this cute memey bullet pointed request! -Admin Madi


Seungcheol:

  • Would feel as though he is the real father of all the children AKA loves them all dearly and would literally do anything for them
  • Teaches the kids important life lessons & to be very respectful so they grow up nicely! But also teaches them to have fun & enjoy everything they do!!
  • Tells them really bad dad jokes that make them really giggly and hyper but also makes them question their own dads bc “why can’t you be as funny as Mr.Choi?”
  • Is really keen on making sure they all eat enough and are dressed warm in winter bc his children must not get sick!!
  • The type of teacher to pat their heads as they leave the classroom and tell everyone about all the cute moments that happened that day

Jeonghan:

  • Tries really hard to be liked by all the kids and whines to his friends when they don’t show him enough affection
  • Is really nonchalant when they ask him mundane questions,, “Is it true that Santa isn’t real?” “Mhm.” lmfao he wouldn’t sugar coat anything bc he doesn’t want them to be hurt when they find things out later on in life
  • He’d also be that one teacher you can depend on like can’t get that juice box open? Mr.Yoon will open it for you dw he’s reliable my man
  • Has a super close bond with his students,,when they can tell he’s quieter than normal or having a bad day they’ll make him drawings that he hangs on his fridge and keeps till he’s 80
  • Loves to compliment the kids on e v e r y t h i n g like you colored inside the lines? They’re showered with praise and genuine admiration

Joshua:

  • Incorporates all of the kids favorite things into his lessons ex) gives them gummy bears when they answer a question right,,makes math problems about cartoon characters and covers the walls in colorful posters
  • Is the #1 kindergarten teacher when it comes to crying/upset children,, Literally so comforting y’all he’ll crouch down and wipe their tears away and cheer them up with some lame motivational speech that the kids think is legendary
  • Is super clumsy like he literally hits his legs off the desks and trips on the tiny chairs, but is somehow incredibly gentle with his actions and words
  • Is super supportive of everything the children do and what ideas they come up with,,You want to be an astronaut? He’ll offer to help build a rocketship for you
  • Is that one teacher that is oblivious to almost everything that is going on yet continues to be everyone’s favorite bc he lets them do whatever they want

Jun:

  • Ok I feel like kindergarten teacher Jun would take his job hella seriously like this guy literally walks in on the first day with a suit and glasses, hair gelled up and crayons ready to be dispersed
  • But his cool image lowkey intimidates the kids and so they ask him to stop with the theatrics and he ends up wearing black jeans and striped shirts the whole year bc relatable
  • He’s one of the advocators for the quiet kids and probably favors that one little shy kid who never speaks but is the sweetest thing on earth
  • Everyday is show n tell like if you want to show the class a rock you found outside 10 minutes ago be my guest
  • Is overly dramatic 100% of the time, his pencil broke *cue the deep sigh*, he spilt spaghetti on his slacks? *has 911 on speed dial* and lets the kids out early for recess

Hoshi:

  • Brings so much high energy and fun to the class that the kids literally never want to leave and won’t pry themselves off when their parents come for them
  • Wants to accommodate everyone’s learning needs and spends most of his nights thinking of little things he can implement to ensure they’re working to their full potential
  • Pulls a chair up next to the children at those hella low tables during snack break and whips out his own lunchbox that he packed himself (it’s loaded with gummies)
  • Promises that they’ll watch a movie or have playtime if they do well on their work but doesn’t care if they fail bc he wants to see the care bears just as badly as them
  • Creates a class cheer or some catchphrase that they all shout when grouped together like the squad they truly are

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⇢ bts x hogwarts

part of the BTS x Hogwarts series.
for the other members:
seokjin | yoongi | namjoon | hoseok | jimin | taehyung | jungkook | all 
note:
please excuse the drift of tenses in this post. it’s not painfully obvious (?) but it’s too much to go through and change it- i simply cannot be bothered.
double note:
I think i predicted black pink with this post because if people remember my old blog, i posted this before christmas last year and black pink were not out…yet i included a lisa and a jenny in this post…CALL ME RAVEN

Originally posted by jamless-vibes

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20 Questions with Dr Ferox #8

My gosh, there’s just so much stuff you vetlings want to know, isn’t there? Well, knowledge is good, so here we go with yet another info dump as I try to answer a big slew of your questions in one hit.

Anonymous said: I sometimes get your patreon emails or an update on your blog while I’m studying/struggling in the wee-hours of the morning (vetmed). I’m in WA, so where-ever you are it’s also late/early. What are you doing up in the witching hours?

First of all, I am an AdultTM and as such I am permitted to set by own Bed Time. There are many reasons why you might receive notifications from me so ‘early’.

  • I have a blog post on queue every morning between 5am and 6am my time (so probably 3am and 4am your time). It goes up automatically, so I can see initial responses before I go to work.
  • I think Patreon sends its emails at the same time each day, regardless of when I post. I certainly don’t type there early in the morning.
  • Sometimes I’m on nightshift and can get kinda bored at 3am sometimes.
  • Sometimes I just can’t sleep, especially with the changing day/night cycles.

Most of the blog runs on queue, honestly. At least three posts a day do.

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anonymous asked:

can you list some j/a fics that you like? I've been looking for some good fics to read :)

Certainly! 

I hope this keeps you busy for a while. And when you’re done with these, there are more stories in my community fic rec tag. Happy reading! :-)

anonymous asked:

Can you give us the fluffiest GureShin headcanons that make your heart melt and give you the most feels? :3 (I think we need it after chapter 40 ;_;)

I WILL TRY but the spoilers broke me so don’t expect too much lmao

  • whenever Shinya feels down Guren makes sure to visit him. He can’t do it openly though so he always thinks of a really shitty and obviously fake excuse to come over several times a day… Guren knows that Shinya is feeling better once the teasing starts again
  • the first time Guren said “I love you” Shinya just stared. He couldn’t do anything else, he was just so happy that Guren finally said it. The silence afterward made Guren uncomfortable and he got ready to leave but then Shinya hugged him and everything was fine again
  • they are still playing video games with each other. And Guren wins every single time, no matter how much Shinya practiced beforehand. Shinya is furious and just can’t understand why and Guren will never tell him that he is not the only one that practices 
  • their first kiss got interrupted which had both of them on edge around each other for, like, a week - which resulted everyone they knew coming over and asking each of them separately whether they are okay and what happened. When both of them were confused about that, they got told by everyone that they were always around each other and seem so in tune which just wasn’t the case lately. (and now Shinya and Guren were both embarrassed to death lmao)
  • neither of them is very fond of presents. Shinya could get everything he wants simply because he is a Hiiragi and Guren doesn’t need them. So whenever it’s someones birthday they usually settle with the other one staying over for the night playing video games and hugging a lot
  • sometimes Shinya can convince Guren to relax a bit. Whenever that happens it’s usually Guren lying on the couch his head in Shinya’s lap and Shinya reading a book. They are comfortable around each other and trust that the other one will always have their back so they can even afford to fall asleep on each other in the middle of the day

anonymous asked:

if you're still doing requests could you do one where they run into a clown ( with saeran and v pls too ). ily!

I’M FOREVER ACCEPTING REQUESTS UNTIL MY BLOG SAYS OTHERWISE! SHOVE THEM INTO MY INBOX.

Also holy s h i t. I ran into a clown the other day while driving nonono what is w r o n g with people. As always V and Saeran will be under the cut.

Yoosung

  • omg p o o r c h i l d
  • literally ran into one while walking on the streets or in a park for a date with MC
  • sees clown with a knife
  • clown with knife + Yoosung = 404 Error
  • P A N I C P A N I C omgomg what do i do holy shit
  • S C R E A M I N G SOME SAVE THIS POOR PUPPY
  • MC isn’t any better off but holy shit Yoosung is the most scared
  • he watched IT the Clown as a kid scarred for life this is your fault Stephen King why did you do this to people
  • literally so tempted to run the other way but home is in that direction
  • MC is the one the saves the day
  • because MC drags them past the clown
  • and when the clown approaches them
  • H O L Y S H I T mayday mayday God Seven whereareyouweneedhelp
  • MC PULLS OUT A TASER BECAUSE BADASS
  • and tases clown so they can run home
  • Yoosung almost pissed his pants whothehellthoughtofthis
  • plays lots of LOLOL with MC in his lap to recover from the encounter
  • cuddles for hours to get over it

Zen

  • he was literally apart of a motorbike gang but he isn’t hard
  • runs into the clown with a knife while on his motorcycle with MC
  • holyholyholy pray to the gods weneedthedivinetoday
  • DOES NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO FOR A MOMENT
  • MC is shaky af and tugging on him asking what they should do
  • AFTER THE GODDAMN CLOWN STARTS WALKING TO THEM
  • Z e n i s l i t e r a l l y f r o z e n
  • about to scream like a girl but MC is there gotta be cool gotta be the hero
  • HE’S STILL SCREAMING ON THE INSIDE AND PANICKING
  • until he remembers he’s on a motorbike
  • AND HE’S LIKE SCREW IT WHAT AM I PANICKING FOR
  • literally floors it and books it out of there
  • almost runs over the clown and did the world a favor holyshit act like an idiot end up in the hospital
  • not today you stupid clowns holy shit gotta look good in front of MC
  • gets home and acts all chill about it and mentions it like it was nothing
  • who do you think you’re fooling you froze for a solid twenty minutes while the clown was taking a step per minute
  • but takes a bath with MC and cue sexy music to makeup for scary encounter

Jaehee

  • does not u n d e r s t a n d why this Clown Epidemic™ is happening
  • but there is no way she’s messing around with it
  • UNTIL A CLOWN APPEARS ONE DAY WHILE SHE’S WITH MC ON A DATE AND THEY’RE WALKING HOME
  • IT’S NIGHT and she’s had a long day whywhywhy are the gods like this to her
  • JAEHEE IS TIRED AND SHE DOESN’T HAVE THE TIME
  • SHE ISN’T DEALING WITH YOUR SHIT MR. CLOWN no one is dealing with your shit Mr. Clown
  • *badass girlfriend music plays in the background*
  • both her and MC carry tasers around
  • because safety and badass, alwaysalways badass
  • she tases the clown and drags shaking MC home
  • after the clown falls to the ground K.O’d
  • HOME BASE IS S A F E. NO MORE CLOWN FEARS FOR MC.
  • because Jaehee Kang is a badass and having none of your bullshit today Mr. Clown who did you think you were playing with not today
  • watches fluffy movies at home and in bed and cuddles through the night because clown encounters are scary

Jumin

  • d o e s n ‘ t h a v e a f e a r o f c l o w n s
  • so impassive and cold and apathetic and wtf is this person dressing like that for do you not love yourself or something
  • runs into the clown with a knife while walking to car after a date with MC
  • MC is literally clinging onto Jumin and shaking
  • MC is all like p a n i c p a n i c errorerrorerror this situation does not compute
  • you might not be afraid of clowns but your lady love saw IT the Clown, she is, so play ball mista trustfund kid
  • engages with a staring contest with the clown
  • feels MC shaking and almost crying and figures the clown is what’s causing it
  • Death Glare™ shot at the clown
  • did you think Jumin was playing Mr. Clown, did you think this was without consequences Mr. Clown, why did you do this to yourself
  • and he’s Jumin Han
  • aka Mr. Director of a company and is never without a bodyguard in sight
  • Mr. Clown is going to jail. Mr. Clown is behind bars.
  • smfh you really had a death wish going up to Jumin Han like that
  • when Jumin gets home with MC
  • lots and lots of cuddling to make up for trauma
  • plays with Elizabeth the 3rd and more cuddles
  • it’s not cuddling for long if you know what I mean daddy jumin please

Seven

  • he is doing so much more dangerous things daily
  • b u t never before has he run into a clown after watching IT the Clown
  • and now it happens on the one date he makes time for in a month your bad luck must transcend time God Seven
  • he’s literally laughing and crying at the same time how is that possible
  • MC is panicking and almost ready to cry clowns are scary alright
  • so they’re both hugging each other not knowing what to do
  • someone save these poor babies they’re going to die staying still
  • GOD SEVEN ISN’T HERE TO SAVE YOU NOW
  • Seven literally calms himself down and wraps an arm around MC’s shoulders
  • and literally just walks past the clown
  • you are God Seven you are God Seven peasantscannottouchyou
  • clown does nothing
  • RUNS HOME WITH MC IN TOW HOLY SHIT WAS THAT THE SCARIEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO HIM
  • sits at home while watching something happy with MC in his lap
  • literally goes online and attempts to make dressing up as a clown illegal

V

  • he’s literally almost blind he’s seeing nothing lucky him
  • he does not understand why MC is so scared
  • they’re on a picture taking adventure and all of a sudden MC shrieks
  • f u l l o n w o r r i e d m o d e
  • MC has to explain really fast while tugging him away
  • “there’s a clown with a knife and we have to go.”
  • runrunrunrunrun gogogogogogo nononononono
  • TOO BAD V ISN’T ALL TOO SCARED OF CLOWNS
  • he’s literally so c a l m about the situation and snaps another photo
  • but sees the clown in the photo LOOKING SCARY AF you didn’t believe MC did you but now look where you are huh mr. teal and brave
  • holy shit that is not a normal clown told you so Mr. V 
  • V I S M A L F U N C T I O N I N G and MC IS READY TO SCREAM
  • V literally chucks his tripod at the clown he can buy a new one he needs to go now with MC
  • the clown is in shock
  • MC drags V away and they stumble home while running from the clown
  • V comforts MC and apologizes for not believing them
  • he makes it up in bed later let’s be real here daddy v is a thing

Saeran

  • also another one t h a t i s n ‘ t a f r a i d o f c l o w n s
  • getting ice cream with MC one day and oh would you look at that
  • THERE’S A CLOWN ON THE STREETS
  • BUT IT ISN’T HANDING OUT BALLOONS NOPE
  • HE’S HERE TO DELIVER NIGHTMARES AND PEOPLE PISSING THEIR PANTS
  • MC is literally ready to cry and tugging on Saeran’s sleeve to l e a v e
  • MC just wanted ice cream not terror and nightmares nopenopenope
  • but Saeran engages in a staring contest with the clown
  • death glare for scaring MC
  • double death glare for causing MC to drop their ice cream
  • triple death glare for ruining their day out together date
  • Mr. Clown sees the glare Mr Clown outoutout
  • Mr. Clown runs away because shit that kid is scary
  • Saeran buys MC another ice cream and walks around a park with them
  • whenever the Clown spots Saeran he books it
  • not today satan n o t t o d a y
  • no more clowns approach Saeran or MC ever again
  • MC’s knight of shining death glare gets a million kisses
i’m bored af in class rn so here are some marauders school headcanons

remus:

  • he’s the king of seeming like he’s not paying attention and still somehow knowing everything that’s happening in the lecture
  • like, his notes make pretty much no sense. he’s got whole scrolls filled with ugly little doodles, and seemingly nonsensical words scribbled in his terrible handwriting, but they all make sense to him. (sirius looks over remus’ datda notes and sees his name written next to the term ‘expelliarmus’ and he’s like “??? why did u write my name next to that spell?” and remus is like, “it’s a memory technique. ‘expelliarmus’ sounds like ‘expel,’ and expelled is what u will probably end up being when u inevitably set the slytherin common room on fire, and u’ll be thrown out of school, like a wand is thrown out of someone’s hand. get it?”) (sirius is pissed, but he also never forgets what the ‘expelliarmus’ spell does, and it’s suuuper annoying)
  • he never participates voluntarily, and stares off into space a lot, and during his first year his professors would call on him at random, until he managed to answer every question correctly and made them look stupid. now they just concede and let him sit there silently
  • he’s good at pretty much everything, but he’s best at things that require abstract thought. (he writes really convincing opinion essays in history of magic, and like, even binns is impressed, and takes him aside and is like, “i feel like you’re the only one who really understood the impact of the troll wars,” and remus doesn’t have the heart to tell him he only skimmed the reading, and is just super proficient at bullshitting)
  • while he doesn’t always do the assigned reading, he does often get side tracked. like, he’ll be reading about polyjuice potion, and somehow he’s ten books in on the historical uses of polyjuice potion in the wizarding world judicial system, it’s like the magic equivalent of getting lost in wikipedia
  • he never sleeps before tests, spending the whole night reviewing his notes, and then right before the test, he just sort of accepts his fate and a calm washes over him and he’s like, “this is the end, but who cares” (the other marauders don’t understand it; remus has never failed a test in his life)

peter:

  • he likes things that require a lot of memorization and following directions, so he’s rly good at potions magic factoids, but he suuuucks at application. like, somehow his knowledge gets lost in translation, and he can’t figure out how to get all these things he has memorized to work with his wand, and he gets so frustrated, you have no idea
  • like, he could tell you everything in the world about what it takes to become an animagus, but without james and sirius’ help, he never would have been able to do it
  • he has test anxiety, and it makes everything about 2000% more difficult, bc when he’s anxious he forgets everything he’s ever learned in his entire life. like, what’s the date? what’s his name?? he doesn’t know
  • his notes have everything the professors have ever said written in them. he writes down e v e r y t h i n g. he never wants to be caught off guard, so he reviews all the information, and it does him more harm than good bc honestly he only needs to know like, half the material 
  • he’s the kid in class who asks clarifying questions two minutes before class ends, when everyone else already understands the material. (sirius throws srunched up parchment at him every time he does it, and he doesn’t ever lose points for it, bc the teachers are secretly annoyed by the questions too)
  • he’s not stupid, but school is so stressful??? it’s terrible  

sirius:

  • he’s the fucking worst bc he’s good at memorization and application, and with very minimal effort, and he knows it too. he does new spells with a very smug attitude, and a little side smirk, and remus rolls his eyes at him every single time
  • he loves divination, bc it’s so ridiculous, and he’s actually encouraged to be dramatic (like he needs more reason, jfc). he comes up with really elaborate and morose predictions, and he gets really creative with it. (he takes a divination NEWT for no reason other than he finds it rly rly funny)
  • he doesn’t write formal notes, though he sometimes makes little notations in his books. he’s an underliner. like, every reading for pleasure, he’ll underline shit. (remus sees one of his books one day, and is like, “wtf is the point of this if literally every line is underlined??” and sirius is just, “i don’t know, shut up, you’ve got melted chocolate on your jumper, let’s talk about that instead”)
  • sirius black has never worried about a test in his life. like, he’ll keep his friends company and humor them in the library before exams, but he pretty much never studies, and always passes. he’s one of those people. just accept it
  • his professors are so frustrated by him, bc he’s a class clown, and a smart ass, and is always fucking around, but he has pretty much perfect grades, and it is infuriating

james:

  • lectures are his worst enemy. he doesn’t think he’s ever heard a word professor binns has said. he just. can’t. pay. attention. it’s not that he doesn’t find it interesting, it’s just that sitting in a chair and listening is not how he learns
  • he does way better with classes that require more action. he’s good at potion, and loves any class where they’re applying spells, rather than learning about them. he’s really good at the application part–he just doesn’t know any of the technical part of it
  • his notes are 100% doodles. james potter has never written down an actual note in his life (many of the doodles are just lily’s initials, lbr)
  • his assignments are always crumpled. always. even when he tries to keep them safe. they end up crumpled. the professors have learned to just accept it
  • there is one word that sums up how james does tests: cramming. he is a professional cram-er. he borrows notes, reads over passages he didn’t bother to read before, and stays up all night just stuffing his mind with all the information he didn’t bother to learn before. the day of the test, he is an intolerable ball of caffeinated energy, like, “ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS TEST I’M SO READY FOR THIS TEST LET’S FUCKING KILL IT!” he always passes. remus is particularly stressed out by this
  • for OWLS and NEWTS, where cramming doesn’t work as well, sirius goes with him out to the quidditch field, and they do trivia back and forth, and every right answer means a goal point, and it really helps to make it a game, bc he learns kinetically
  • he’s charming, so even tho he’s a pain in the ass, the professors like him anyway, and give him a little more leeway than he deserves. he doesn’t complain
Silence is Golden -- Chapter 5

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anonymousnerdgirl said:

SiG prompt: Belle knows Regina’s weekly meeting is her excuse to have sex with Graham who is really the Huntsman and not a willing participant. To distract herself Belle visits Mr. Gold’s shop.

anonymousnerdgirl said:

SiG prompt: Belle has a close up view of Rumplestiltskin and Regina’s encounter in The Thing You Love most. Belle suspect he remembers or is at least waking up and she is turned on by the apple toss.

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