this blog is a joke my life is a joke

actual pic of me accepting praise from my peers

20 years from now
  • Daughter: I like this group
  • Me: i'm so sorry
  • Daughter: why?
  • Me: i'll call the teachers
  • Daughter: What? Why?
  • Me: I'm calling your dad to save up money?
  • Daughter: What the heck?
  • Me: I might call your friends to say you're over them
  • Daughter: the heck?
  • Me: Goodbye social life
  • Daughter: MUM!
  • Me: Want to make a blog?
  • Daughter: Mu-
  • Me: I can help you make one
  • Daughter: But M-
  • Me: Sh! I'm trying to find a good fan fic of them
  • Daughter: Mu-
  • Me: Or maybe I could teach you how to make one
  • Daughter: Mum, Ple-
  • Me: My baby is becoming one of me!
  • Daughter: DAD!
  • Husband: IT'S OKAY LOVE! SHE DID THE SAME THING WITH ME
Why the sg cast fiasco makes me upset:

I’m gay, anyone who follows my blog can notice in 0.3 seconds but I’m not out in real life. All my life I’ve had to keep quiet when someone makes a homophobic joke, when my family makes homophobic comments, when my whole class debates if I should have rights or not. When I point out I want a character to be lgbt+ I get laughed at. When the orlando shooting happened my classmates laughed and joked about doing the same, meanwhile, I had to suck it up and cry quietly in my place. Through all this my only get away has been books, shows and movies, more specifically shows like supergirl. I have no one to talk to about it so seeing myself in this shows really helps. I looked up to this people, but they just alienated half the fandom and made me feel like my feelings aren’t valid, like wanting and wlw relationship is the farthest thing from realistic and they just brushed it off like a joke. This “harmless jokes” are something I have to endure every day and they hurt as much as a straight up homophobic comment.
That being said, I don’t want people sending them hate or death threats, I wish them well, I just want them to understand what they did wrong and for them to apologize.

anonymous asked:

I really hope this blog is a joke. Please tell me this blog is a joke. Like the things you say are funny but I really hope you're just kidding.

no i’m dead serious, a straight person stole my nose and now i’m campaigning against them. i won’t stop until either my nose is returned by joseph wheeler who i knew in the third grade or until being straight is illegal. i have never made a joke in my life. i don’t even know what a joke is. who are you? what am i typing? i can’t see anything. i don’t run a blog. go away.

  • me: *takes a deep breath*
  • me: i lo-
  • anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love carolina, we know, you love carolina so much, they’re the light of your life, you love them so much, you just love carolina, we KNOW, you love carolina you fucking love carolina ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE CAROLINA. WE GET IT.

lucilliasheyff  asked:

I came here to laugh and make jokes thinking this was a troll blog Now I find myself legitimately enjoying the fan art and skill the artists have that I would never known and feel bad for planning to make jokes about them. That and I know ship Spongebob and squidward fuck my life

From most perspectives it’s very easy to see this blog as huge joke 🙃 But NOPE! I’m a genuine fan of Squidbob subtext in the show, so much that I’ve dedicated a blog to it! I love coming by people like you who grow to appreciate things you’d never thought you would, and I thank you for it!

anonymous asked:

Friends on tumblr and people you'd like to know better

Oh lordy okay *cracks knuckles*

The people I talk to:

@babyshawwn is my fab ass sister who I would fucking die/kill for. She is precious and deserves nothing but happiness in her life. Oh and obviously you know that her writing is #angelic But yeah, mess with her and I’ll literally slice your knee caps off with a butter knife.

@dreamingwithmendes she is my sweet precious little bean who I wish I could squeeze to death 💓 her and her dogs are precious and I live to get her snaps everyday. So glad that I’ve gotten close to her.

@foreverlostinyourlight I LOVE P Y'ALL 💓I met her through a twitter group chat and I couldn’t be more thankful for that! I love this girl so much and her writing is B O M B.

@latteshawn K IS SUCH A GEM Y'ALL. She is so beautiful and I love this chick. Her color palettes y'all 😍😍😍

@saysweartogod I literally love this chick. I live for her commentary and witty jokes/comments. get so giddy af when I see her on my timeline and I may fangirl a little because she’s awesome. Like I swear to god y'all. ~ hehe you’re welcome em

@illumegeoff Y'ALL I LOVE HER WRITING. I LOVE HER. I LOVE HER PHOTOSHOP. I LOVE HER JOKES. She is precious and everyone needs her on their blog. It’s just a must. Not a suggestion.

People I’d like to get to know more: (fangirl overload here we go)

@thesmutofthemendes
@wordsformendes
@ihaveabadreputation ~ she’s precious I need to be her bff. It’s my soul purpose in life

When my tongue tastes the vodka, that’s when my mind is awake. I can think more soundly. I can create beautiful pieces of work that I would not be able to create if I were sober. A lot of what I create is in the name of heartbreak, but honestly so be it because it’s beautiful
—  Confessions of the Soul

anonymous asked:

i'm not that anon but i agree with them. i wouldn't say it's armys though, i'd say the whole tumblr/twitter/youtube community can't take take a joke

Yup. The Internet world seems to have just decided to get angry/offended by everything. Seriously. I made a mullet joke and people told me to delete my blog and go choke. Hahahah. I don’t take that seriously, but still. It’s a fucking joke. About a mullet. Which is the crocs of hairstyles. And I’m allowed to say how I feel about it. People need to take a deep breath and go outside and realize that the internet is a fun place, but it’s not real life. 

anonymous asked:

What do you think INTP(female) X ENTP(male) relationship would be like?

**Keep in mind that I’ve never dated in my entire life, so this will be funny/sarcastic. It you want a more serious answer, you should probably ask other blogs, look it up, etc.

How they might start dating:

It would begin with the INTP being sleep deprived (and therefore, more outwardly confident) and cracking a really witty joke/pun in class. This would spike ENTP’s curiosity, considering that INTP’s usually the quiet one. ENTP, of course, makes like five jokes/puns going off of INTP’s. After class, ENTP goes and chats with the INTP. INTP is shy and awkward at first, but they end up exchanging numbers.

They end up becoming friends by sending each other memes and interesting articles. They both eventually develop feelings for each other. ENTP starts flirting with INTP when they see each other in person, but INTP is completely oblivious to it. INTP hides their feelings because they have no idea whether ENTP likes them back.

One day, an ENFP friend is talking with them. After ENTP flirts for a while to no avail, ENFP finally exclaims, “CAN’T YOU SEE THAT ENTP IS FLIRTING WITH YOU!?!?” at INTP. INTP doesn’t really know how to respond and uncomfortably mutters something like, “Okay, sure,” and zones out from shock.

After that conversation awkwardly disbands, INTP texts ENTP asking if they really have feelings for them. Being the flirt they are, ENTP would reply with a “…maybe,”. Because INTP is more confident over text, they say something like, “Well, I like you too, so we should date or something,” and immediately regrets hitting send, because they’re worried that ENTP actually doesn’t like them and that ENFP was just joking or something. ENTP’s response is something like, “That would be lit!” (or some other kind of weird, meme-ish phrase). They set up a date, and both happen to arrive at the date’s destination at the same time: 15 minutes after the time they were supposed to meet. They go on more dates, and eventually become a couple.

This was a lot longer than I thought it would be, considering that I just came up with this right now. Hopefully this is actually somewhat decent because I literally just used stereotype stuff from my brain to write this.

Thanks for asking! If anyone has any questions, please feel free to ask me. My ask box is always (metaphorically) open!

anonymous asked:

I have so much respect for you, I feel like you're my favourite blog now. Because, normally most of the harry blogs are like 'oh yeah we're together, you just dont know' and all that shit, like they could possibly have a chance with the most gorgeous man alive. But you are so realistic and genuine. You are living in the realistic world, spilling true facts that you couldn't be in a relationship with him. Not fanfic world - and I loooove that!

Well, first off, I’m going to say thank you, cause that’s quite the compliment! So thank you very much. But I think that it’s only right to emphasize that the “we’re together you just don’t know” joke is just that – a joke that we all make (I think I’ve been known to make it myself, although I’m wary about making jokes since they don’t always go well, so I might not have made this particular one yet).

 There’s nothing wrong with fantasizing about being with him – gorgeous though he may be, and as incredibly successful in his chosen field(s) as he is, and even living the lifestyle he lives… there’s nothing wrong with fantasizing about being with him. It’s no different than what people have done for ages, with everybody from Clark Gable to Prince William to even completely fictional characters in stories. To want to be with him and to think about every day moments or some of the larger than life scenarios (some of which are a reality for him), doesn’t make somebody unrealistic, I don’t think – it just makes them human, it just means they can have fun in their minds thinking about things. It’s perfectly okay to *want*  things with him – anything – and it isn’t restricted to a certain amount of people or people who only fit into a certain mold, whatever that mold is. Although fantasy isn’t real, there’s not anything unrealistic about fantasy, if that makes sense – it is inherently not a fact, but someone can, for instance, fantasize about marriage one day. It isn’t a fact, it’s a fantasy, but in theory it COULD happen. Yeah, Harry Styles is… a few dozen steps up the ladder, just in the strictly technical sense of it all, because he does have his circles and we can only operate inside of our social circles – all of us – however unfair that might seem and however that might make us appear, but he’s still… a fun fantasy to have. And people wanting that doesn’t make them deluded, it just means it’s fun to think about, cause isn’t it?

And although there are so many people in the world who want him – so many on this website, so many off it, so many people who haven’t heard of him, and so many people who haven’t met him yet and who don’t know they want him – the fact is, we don’t know who he’s gonna meet, where he’s gonna go, where any of these many, many people are going to go and meet. The odds for all of them are small, but like… even the bloggers here who make lighthearted comments, we don’t know where they’ll go. I’m not saying he’ll wind up with anyone ever, cause there’s NO way to predict that, but just… there are a lot of people – on here, off here, who haven’t heard of him, who haven’t met him and don’t know they want him – who might not “seem” like it could be “realistic” for them now, but that doesn’t mean it won’t ever be. Hell, looking at 16 year old Harry, people probably would have told him, “You. 23. Debut album. Self-titled. Massively successful career already well established” and that would have been unrealistic, you know? 

The reasons why I wouldn’t be in a relationship with him are my reasons and my reasons alone. Granted, I’m also the first to say he wouldn’t want a relationship with me (but that’s… listen, I don’t talk about myself a lot here, cause that’s not what I’m here to do, but I’m not my biggest fan. It’s cool, it’s fine, I’m working on it, but that means that I’ve got my own reasonings and perceptions of myself that influence that), so he’d have his reasons, too, but…. My reasons for not thinking it would be fair to him to have a relationship with him or thinking he wouldn’t want a relationship with me have everything to do with me. Not because of who he is, not because of who he’s been with in the past or what social circles he runs in, just me. He’s a guy, and just a guy. Although certain situations will put certain people at more of an advantage… the world is so big, life is so long, people are doing so many amazing things (and of course, there are so many more who aren’t allowed the opportunities they so very much deserve, but that is a WHOLE other discussion that will take MUCH more than my little ol’ blog and feelings to solve). 

But like… I dunno, in another world where I’m a little more ok with myself, I’d like to think it wouldn’t be SO outrageous to entertain the thought/to joke about being in a relationship with him… gorgeous man or not. I’ve joked about him being the sun but… he isn’t the sun. It’s ok to want him. it’s ok to fantasize about him. It’s ok to want a man who seems to be as respectful, hardworking, considerate, genuine, compassionate, careful, and artistic as he is. There’s no admission requirement to love him and support him, or anyone else – no height requirement, or restriction, no weight limit or minimum, no… nothing. He’s about inclusivity, and I’ve got to believe he’d never demean people who think he’s attractive based off ANYTHING. I think he’d find it flattering, and I don’t see him as being the type to make anybody feel like he’s above them or out of their league or anything. I don’t see him as the type of person to make people feel stupid for thinking he’s attractive. And in a world where he’s got a little more freedom with his words, I could see him joining in on the fun joke. 

When I made the Leni RP blog, I joked, “Watch this blog completely destroy my main blog”

10 days later,

I WAS JOKING!!

Jokes aside, thanks for the attention, guys. 52 followers in 10 days is pretty impressive. Also, I can finally say you guys are the answer to life, the universe, and everything.