this better be true i swear to god

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?

“ […] PEOPLE WHO ARE MEAN TO ANIMALS!!!! The only promise I make in this whole page is this: If I ever see anyone on god’s green earth harm a dog or be mean or unkind to any mammal, I will SEVERELY hurt you, I swear to God, I swear on my computer, on my car, on my fucking LIFE I will hurt you. ”
- Eric Harris

*jake and amy kiss*

me: that is the most perfect kiss i’ve ever seen in my whole life i will never see anything better than this ok there is no media content in the world that can top what seems like the greatest display of affection broadcast on national television, the true epitome of love and tenderness, my favourite thing in the universe… just and simply The Best

*jake and amy kiss again*

me: that is the most perfect kiss i’ve ev

Oh god
This time
Nothing is alright
I’ll stay up on my own tonight
Wishing she was by my side

And oh god
I swear to you
If I can wake up in the morning
I’ll do everything I can
I’ll be a better me, I’ll be a better friend

Please, god
Just this one time
Don’t let my fears be true
Remind me of how strong I am
And that I can do good

bee: *flies into my fckng car while i’m driving*

me: holy shit

me: deep breaths

me: i swear on god those tumblr posts about how ~uwu sweet~ you are better be true

This is what happens when I don't go on the internet for a few hours.
  • Mum: Did you hear about Jennifer Lawrence?
  • Me: What?
  • Mum: Oh.
  • Me: What is it? Mum, what is going on?
  • Mum: You don't know...
  • Me: MUM
  • Mum: Well I just saw the news on the internet....
  • Me: This isn't funny, mum.
  • Mum: ...
  • Me: JESUS CHRIST TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW
  • Mum: Wow, she got engaged. Jeez calm down will you? You'd think someone had died.
  • Me: ...
  • Mum: What?
  • Me: DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?

taylorswift I love you so much I really hope you get to see this! You mean the world to me and your music has helped me a lot, and I really want you to know about my existence because it would mean the world to me!! My name is Paola and I’m from Mexico, I’m turning 17 on June and all I want as a present is going to your concert and I swear for God that I’m working (literally working) really hard to get the money because I must make my dream come true or I will get super depressed. Omg I’m sorry if my English sucks, and I’m sorry because I’m not as gorgeous as the rest of the girls you have noticed but I’m a big fan of you since Fearless video came out, that’s the very first song I heard and I’ve been your fan since then, and it would make my life so much better if you see this. I love you so much. taylorswift