this band is very nice

Same Dynamic Couples Headcanons

-Omega couples arguing somewhat often but never having really serious fights because as soon as one of them realizes that the other is really upset, they shift into mothering mode and immediately start trying to make their mate feel better

-When Alpha couples argue it’s always a very loud and intimidating thing where they are both trying to make the other submit to them and most of the time it ends with the winner of the argument fucking and marking up the other because they feel the need to completely assert their dominance

-Beta couples arguing less than other same dynamic couples because they generally share a very close bond and find it difficult to do or say anything that could harm that bond

-Omega couples being insanely cuddly all the time and often enjoying cuddles just much as they enjoy sex, if not a little more so

-Male Omega couples always alternating on who gets to top, unless the couple has clear preferences on who takes on which role

-Alpha couples most often low-key arguing about who gets to top, wrestling around as a form of foreplay until one has the other pinned and impatient enough to agree to bottom

-Cute little Omega couples sharing all their clothes and often purposefully wearing each other’s sweaters just to stay close to their mate’s scent when they are apart

-Omega couples doing each others hair and makeup and filing each other’s nails and being so content to be able to tend to each other even in simple ways

-One Alpha getting sick and being too proud and stubborn to willingly allow another Alpha to take care of them, but their mate is also too stubborn to just allow them to suffer alone so they try to take care of them anyway. Attempting to feed them soup and impatiently trying to sweet talk them into taking their medicine because they know they can’t demand it without their sick mate becoming more resistant. And despite how frustrating they know it is for their mate to not allow them to care for them, they will be just as difficult when they inevitably get sick as well and it’s the others turn to play nurse

-Beta couples that enjoy people watching in crowded places and using their heightened sense of smell to try and figure out what people are feeling and then making up funny stories about them to make each other laugh

-An Omega couple hanging out with an Alpha couple and the Alphas low-key keeping an out to make sure no other Alphas try bothering their friends, and the Omegas knowing that their presence will keep other Omegas from approaching and flirting with the Alphas and making everyone uncomfortable. So it’s a really beneficial friendship for everyone involved

-When one Alpha is in rut the other willingly takes on the submissive role because despite having the urge to be the dominant one, they know exactly what the other is going through and they want to make things as easy for their mate as possible

-A kinky Omega couple whose heats have synced up so they hire an Alpha from an agency to “assist” them during their heat and happily take turns watching the other be fucked and knotted

Colin’s Trouser’s

This is Colin at 4 a.m.: “I mean”, he says, slumping in his chair “I’m in a band, we ’re reasonably successful, I’ve got a very nice suit - I’m not even a bad person - so why can’t I get a shag?” He pulls a face, slurps morosely at his wine, and gestures for a light. Someone holds a candle across the table, and drips molten wax on his trousers, in one action cutting his chances of getting laid by a quarter. “Oh! My trousers! Fuck!”. This is how you should think of Radiohead. 

Melody Maker, June 10th 1995

I just want to share this Sunday afternoon delight with you all. 

Dedicating to @shy-retiring-oxford-chaps

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A REVIEW OF SLIGHTLY ROBOT’S BEHAVIOR CURBING BRACELET

I ordered the wristband in early November. The band cost $90 and took a month to arrive. However, as each band is handmade by a pair of brothers in their kitchen, I completely understand the delay. The bracelet itself is excellent quality - very nice quality leather for the band, with plenty of apertures for the latch no matter your wrist size. The mechanism itself is simple albeit a little bulky, and unlikely to survive submersion in water (which is a problem for me, as I work constantly underwater). The battery is rechargeable using a micro-usb plug (one is provided with purchase), although it appears possible to replace should the need arise as it is somewhat exposed from the resin encasing the mechanism itself. The battery’s exposure is also what leads me to believe the bracelet would not survive submersion.
Bracelet itself, including mechanism and shipping time: 3/5.

The bracelet is bluetooth enabled and is meant to synch with an app on your smartphone (which will also work with a smart watch). The app itself is simple and took little time to figure out. Once you connect the bracelet to the app, put your arm in the undesired position (i.e. where my hand would be should I reach for my hair), and select “calibrate.” Make sure to have your phone close to the position it will stay in (i.e. close to my pocket). From there, whenever the bracelet tells the app that it is a certain elevation/distance from the phone, the bracelet will vibrate. It seems to be fairly accurate, although if you significantly change your position I recommend recalibrating the app.
The app is also mildly customizeable. You can change the wording of the behavior (the wording it comes with is “nail biting”, I’ve changed the language on my device to “hair pulling”.) Additionally, you can use the app to track how long it has been since the last time you engaged in the undesired behavior, although I believe this has to be logged manually.
App rating: 4/5

Overall, I didn’t pull my hair at work today. Part of it was from knowing I had the bracelet there - when I thought about pulling my hair, I would remember the bracelet and it’s purpose. When I came home, the bracelet kept me alert during my “designated” picking time - when I allow myself to pluck my eyebrows and rid myself of any unwanted facial hair. Often, I fall into a quasi-hypnotic trance during this, literally forgetting where I am and losing all sense of time. The bracelet helped keep me grounded in the present, and adapted fairly well to where my hand was in relation to my face and phone, even though I forgot to recalibrate it for the change in position.

Overall, the device worked today. It helped me from absentmindedly picking and helped keep me present. The device still needs some refinement, but Slightly Robot (and the brothers who run it) is clearly something to keep an eye out for. I fully recommend investing in these two, and if you have trich or any other compulsive behavior, I fully recommend acquiring a Slightly Robot bracelet.

Hopefully, this bracelet will be the last kick I need to beat Trichotillomania for good.

You, too, can get one at slightlyrobot.com
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okay but listen

marching band au

  • Allura is drum major
  • Shiro plays Clarinet and is like that one guy who’s super obsessed with band and works out to drum corps music
  • Hunk is the very nice very kind sousaphone player
  • Pidge does all these techno effects in the pit
  • Lance plays tenor sax in concert band but does Color Guard during marching season
  • Keith plays trumpet
    • he’s really good and gets a solo
    • ahaha but guess what Lance does an accompanying flag routine right next to him to match his solo 
  • Coran is their super hype band director
Shadowhunter Characters In A Sentence

• Danger-Magnet™ artist uses art skills to save the world, while loving and disobeying Angel-Boy™.

• Sweet ‘n’ salty Angel-Boy™ wants to love and protect Danger-Magnet™, but has had/is having a lot of Bad Times™.

• Does-Innocent-Baby-is-Gay™ loves Glitter-God™ and has really grown as a person since accepting the glitter in life.

• Glitter-God™ loves meow, glitter, and Does-Innocent-Baby-is-Gay™, with whole sad, immortal heart forever.

• Queen-8"™ is very dangerous, don’t touch w/o permission, she loves Band-Fang™ and bedtime Star Wars summaries.

• Band-fang™ knows secret to the vampire-mojo, bad with the ladies (except when not), is a smart cookie and in best band.

• Moon-Moon™ is very nice, good dad, will throw the book at you, Art-Mom™ crush for ages.

• Art-Mom™ and Moon-Moon™ 4eva, grounds Danger-Magnet™ when do the Thing™, is scariest ginger ever.

• Valenturd™, no Father’s Day gifts, has death-god complex, Moon-Moon™ abuser.

• Valenturdlet™, on the nice and naughty list, misunderstood mass-murderer, Family Issues.

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So my dad is a professional musician and he’s in a new band called Big Turkey’s Power. It’s very funky and nice and their new music video is out, please watch it, it’s a cover of Just The Two Of Us!! 🎶

@taylorswift if you ever see this… Support my dad JJ, he wants you to see it!! ❤️

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My antler stock is growing too. I am trying some on headbands and elastic as well now. I love my clip ons but sometimes you just want the ease of throwing something on your head. These are very nice head bands too. I found a place with affordable thin metal bands and clear ones. (At Hairbowcenter.com , I totes recommend them). And don’t worry I roughed up the bands where I glued them on so it’s very strong. :) (plus I sandwich on the antler with felt under and around).

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For Sale: CBB Pictus Geckos (Paroedura picta)

I have two young pictus geckos (Paroedura picta) available.  They are clutchmates born on October 17th, one stripe and one banded from very nice parents.  They are pounding small crickets and growing well.

This species gets at max 5 inches snout-to-tail and can live comfortably in a ten gallon as adults.  They are tamable and very tolerant once tamed, especially if you start with young animals.  Care is similar to a leopard gecko with a little more humidity.  In addition, they have great inquisitive personalities and are very easily bred.

I am asking $30 for each or $50 for both.  Their prices will increase once sexable, especially if they’re female.

I really like this campaign, not only it’s focused on making the world a better place but it also paints One Direction and the fans in a good light: both the fandom and the band have always been really charitable and this is a very nice and mature way of showing it to the world. The video is nicely done and fits perfectly with the message they’re sending, everything about it screams professionalism and I love it. Well done, this is the kind of thing that I’ve been waiting for and I’m really proud to be a fan right now.

So there I am waiting for my bagel to toast and it hit me….we all say the boys in the band have seen things, very nice things probably but then consider Alberto. Alberto who is around Louis 24/7, Alberto who does everything to protect Louis and by extension Harry, Alberto who would do anything to preserve the privacy of his charge. Alberto has probably walked in on many things and heard a load more and seen tears and tantrums and hugs and sweet kisses. Alberto has been a shoulder for Louis to cry on when he’s been separated from Harry because of stunts and pap parades. God bless Alberto!

26/5/2015 (Other SNS) Army family’s accounts about Prince Jaejoong:

(★^O^★)


(1)  Younger bro is Kim Jaejoong’s senior. JJ brought his parents, greeted my mom at the open house event. He is older but is very nice.


(2)  My Younger bro is a Marching Band’s barber. Everyone gets the same haircut, but Kim Jaejoong is simply handsome.If you stared at the mirror after looking at Kim Jaejoong, the prince, you would find a squid there.  


(3) Bro went in earlier after his break coz Prince Kim Jaejoong was gonna buy meals to soldiers in his living quarter. (Ɔ ˘⌣˘)♥   Also, Kim Jaejoong unloaded a box of CDs for him to sign n distribute.


(4) JJ’s parents attended the open house event as well and they are said to be very kind as well. 


(5) Mom said Kim Jaejoong speaks very eloquently and gently (FYI, her mom is the one who provided BIGBANG letterhead to JJ^^) (link)

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My name is Morgan. I’m a freshman in college currently working towards a major in Nursing and a minor in Spanish. I’m a member of the honors program at my university. I’m also very active in the band.

I love pretty notes, stationary, nice pens, organization, writing, playing music, and learning. 

I’m looking for more blogs to follow- particularly nursing/medical or Spanish, but any studyblr works! Please like or reblog this so I can check out your blog! Thanks!

Because I keep seeing a lot of people saying 5sos needs to lower their ticket prices, I thought it would be nice to let everyone know that bands/artists very rarely are the ones that set ticket prices. Managers, promoters, venues, and ticketing agencies are the ones who set prices so please don’t be upset with 5sos over how expensive prices are.