this band damnit

  • What she says: Oh new single!
  • What she means: FUCK ME IN THE ASS!!!! WHY DO MY CHILDREN THINK ITS OKAY TO RELEASE THE BEST SINGLE OF THEIR ENTIRE CAREERS AT ONE IN THE MORNING??? WHY DO ALL THEIR VOICES SOUND ANGELIC IN THIS NEW SINGLE??? DID THEY RELEASE IT IN AN ATTEMPT TO COVER UP THEIR WHIPPING AND NAE NAE FIASCO YESTERDAY??? DONT DRAG ME DOWN?? BITCH I MIGHT HAVE TO IF YOU RELEASE ANOTHER SINGLE AT ONE IN THE MORNING WHILE IM ASLEEP. I WANT TO FUCKING DIE TO THIS SONG. ILL PROBABLY DIE SOON ANYWAYS FROM SLEEP DEPRIVATION IF THESE BOYS KEEP IT UP. BLAST THIS SONG AT MY FUNERAL BITCHES, BLAST IT AT MY WEDDING, BLAST IT AT MY GRADUATION. IF I DIDNT HAVE YOU, THERED BE NOTHING LEFT?? TRUE EXCEPT I WOULD HAVE MONEY. !!!!THESE VOCALS!!!! DAMNIT THIS SONG GONNA BE ON REPEAT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
EAOFSLJKPRESTON

ANSWERD MY TWEET FOROM WHEN I WAS HAVING A MELTDOWN THINKING IT MAY HAVE BEEN MY FLAG

I am absolutely taking this as confirmation that he put that flag (mine or [probably] not) there ready and properly positioned for Harry to make a cape out of and run with in protest of the shitty Attitude article. GOOD DAY FRIENDS. THANK YOU PRESTON.